Sketch teacher Zhao Lirong once said that life is like a mess, and there are always some small knots that cannot be solved. ∮, my life is like this, the Ji family, the Yang family, the underground forces, the mysterious organization, the court, the women, and the bad things in the school make me upset. Really, sometimes I wonder, is Peach Blossom really happy? Isn't the author still alive and well after more than 20 years? His typing sister is also very happy with him!

Repelled the first wave of attacks from the martial arts department, and the children's mood was not happy. Their self-esteem has been severely frustrated - they thought they were the trendsetters and the guides of Aoli Aihua High School, but they didn't expect that a small martial arts department could crush Class T in terms of average force value, except for a few people in our class, the average force is really inferior to others!

In order to boost morale, I decided to hold an impromptu class meeting. Morale is a thing that must be motivated from time to time, and if it is not given up in time, they may give up on themselves, and the situation that I have worked so hard for more than two months will come to an end.

The meeting place is set in the classroom, and if the lights in the classroom are all turned on, it is not as dark as imagined, but there is a sense of grandeur. In order to accentuate the solemn feeling, I removed the sofa and replaced it with a tiger skin Taishi chair, and sat in front of the classroom with a golden sword.

The children were very depressed, and they stared at me one or two with big eyes. I smiled and strode to the middle of the classroom: "Children, I'm so proud of you. ”

The little fat man replied sadly: "Boss, we have embarrassed you!" ”

"What words? What does it mean to be ashamed? You guys are doing a great job! I don't know what you guys look like? There are at least ten of you sitting there who can make the whole roof littered with corpses, but you are not impulsive because of the battle of will, you have learned to use your brains, and I am proud of you. Our T class is a whole, and the fact that the force value is inferior to others does not prove that our class is not good. Wisdom is a person's most valuable asset. Actually, you don't have to be discouraged. That little martial arts department doesn't need me to make a move at all, and meow Mi can be flattened alone! Martial arts department? Native chicken tile dog! I pursed my lips and said contemptuously.

Lori Huang shouted: "Don't stop me when these old girls come to the squad leader again, I want them to know that there are chrysanthemums blooming where the peach blossoms are blooming!" If you hadn't stopped me today, I'd let them taste my newly developed ** potion. ”

I waved my hand to stop him: "Your potion, the little angel's prescription, and Panda's weapon are all the skills of the T class to press the bottom of the box." Never

"But in order to improve your ability and level, I decided to give you some exercise - the scale of the school struggle is too small, and when you see the struggle in society, you will know how little you are on the stage. So, this Saturday your holiday is canceled, and you can all go out with me for an internship at a location you might like: Paradise Nightclub! "I lit a cigarette, puffed out the smoke and slowly dropped a bomb at the children!

"What? Nightclub? Boss, are you playing big? "Motors are race car drivers, after all. I saw a corner of the underground forces, and I couldn't help but sigh.

"Yes! How could the people of the underground forces honestly let us go to the internship? The little four-eyed Yi Shui Han asked.

I waved my hand and said to them:

"You don't have to worry about this, the mountain people have their own tricks. There was no security guard in the whole nightclub that day, all you need to do is keep order for me and make sure the nightclub runs smoothly. If there is anything on the scene, don't hesitate too much, do whatever you want! As long as you think you're right. That's what you can do. This activity takes place every week and aims to develop your skills and crisis management – as well as your organisational and coordination skills. Let you find your place in the collective. "I held a cigarette in one hand and a waist in the other, and the appearance of a big hooligan leader amazed the children, and the previous gloom was swept away.

Look at the happy look of these unlucky kids! I laughed dumbly, it's still a heartless child of this age! I don't think that's the case when they're that old. At that time, I was more tiger than them, carrying a knife. led a few thousand people to dare to sweep the entire Northeast, and finally had to Long Wangshu to enter Shanhaiguan

Lori Yellow Thief walked up to me embarrassedly: "Isn't there anything in the little sister-in-law's nightclub?" ”

I sneered and glanced at him: "You call me sister-in-law, can I still take you to play princess?" Trouble! But this is really true, after all, the old four are customs handed down by the ancestors, and no one can avoid it. But you have to remember to hold on to yourself, those princesses have been rolling in the red dust countless times. It's not sick, but "

"Boss, is there any white in your field?" Xiao Liuzi asked in a low voice.

I also said: "Remember, if you see someone playing with drugs, just grab me and throw it out!" When I saw the ball-seller, I grabbed him and threw it in the basement, and when I arranged for someone to send him to the west - although I was mixed underground, my heart was not black. Eating, drinking, and prostituting are casual and poisoned, no! Soak in my yard in Rio, yes, pick up corpses, or buy and sell balls - die! ”

Everyone was taken aback by my murderous aura, and they didn't know why I was so angry.

I don't blame them, it's an old thing. I once had a brother who died because of white, and since then I have a deep hatred for drugs, and I have to have a physical examination every two years inside and outside the Black Dragon Gate, and if I find a drug addict, I will kill him directly! The Black Dragon Gate is a hidden force guarding the gate of the Northern Kingdom, and it must not be corrupted from within! How did the Qing Dynasty die? Isn't it because of opium smoke? The past does not forget the teacher of the future!

"It's almost over, it's time to talk about personal matters, do any of you know how to play musical instruments?" I stood in the middle of the room and asked.

A girl asked narrowly, "Is Mr. Yang going to form a band?" I'm a piano grade 10! ”

Another girl raised her hand and said, "I'm a violin grade 10!" ”

"I'm Erhu level ten!"

"I'm a guzheng level ten!"

"My flute has won a national award!"

"I have a guitar in one hand, and I can do bass too!"

"I can DJ! Would you love me if I were a DJ? ”

No way! Versatile! These little second generations are really not Gaide! No one has mastered at least one instrument!

"In this way, there will be a break for high-end instruments! A bassist, a drummer, who's going to be a mixer? And then there's a keyboardist – the piano grade 10 one! Lead singer? No, you don't! Lao Tzu is the lead singer and guitarist! I pinched my waist with both hands, and the invincible appearance of Lao Tzu made the children laugh dumbly.

"Boss, what are you going to do? Want to start a band? The little fat man leaned over and asked.

"Phew! I don't have time to play in a band! I'm twenty-six, and I'm long past the age of rock 'n' roll, come on, you can shake me first," I quipped as I patted him on the head.

"Okay, I'll get out as soon as I'm done! But what are you going to do? The little fat man asked.

The children also looked at me with bright eyes, and I was a little creepy to see it. I sneered: "Surprise my wife tomorrow, I'm all on you, you have to let me have a romance, don't you?" ”

Everyone looked at Meow Mi, and then the cat was shy, and she hurriedly waved her hand: "It's not me!" Not me! ”

Everyone turned their eyes back to me, and I puffed out my chest: "What? My big wife! Meow Mi is small! ”

"Excessive! Hit him! Lori Huang raised her arms and shouted, and everyone rushed up!

"Kill the girl, eat more, occupy more!" This is envy, jealousy, and hatred;

"It's too much, sitting on Queen Miao and others!" This is for meow Mi to fight unevenly;

"Three wives and four concubines! No contradictions! Hit hard! "It's got a girlfriend!

"Phew! Scum! "It's crisp!

After a long time, I got up from the ground covered in dust: "You guys are too much, and a few of you guys, go back and practice for me, don't drop the chain tomorrow." Except for the band going tomorrow, everyone who has nothing to do will go over and join in the fun, so that you can see your boss and how I picked up girls! Let you know how to marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life, my wife is a rich woman! ”

"Phew!"

In the spit of everyone in unison, I meowed Mi Shi Ran and left, and suddenly Lori Huang reacted: "Damn! The boss's wife is my aunt! She's really a white rich beauty! ”

A stone stirs up a thousand waves!

"Lao Huang, what you said is true?" A big man in the spades grabbed Lori Yellow by the collar and carried him out of the crowd.

Lori Huang took out her mobile phone and connected it to the projector, and a beautiful but strong woman suddenly appeared on the big screen, and everyone gasped after seeing it

"His mother's kiss, how come all the good things are his?" All the boys are wailing in their hearts (to be continued.) )