Chapter 36: Dirty Waves
When eating, Huo Jiu found that the number of people eating soared directly, and he thought that there were just a few more models, but now he found that not only the models, but even the director and the cameraman ate together, and the scale of this meal is really not ordinary.
For Brother Yi, this kind of big scene is the first time for her, especially when she eats at the same table with a director who asks her if she wants to act.
was originally a lively and lovely girl, but in an instant she became a well-behaved person who was as quiet as a virgin, how to look at it and how she didn't adapt.
It's literal.
Huo Jiu is not a person who is very good at enlivening the atmosphere, and he is still in a group of people who are not very familiar with him, I thought that Brother Yi could play a role in warming up, but I didn't expect that he was also a cowardly at the critical moment, and in the end, I still had to rely on Xibao, a god-like girl who was happy and treasured.
"Hey......" Huo Jiu thought that Xibao could exert the power of her joker, but she didn't think about it, but it was just a lament that the end was infinitely prolonged, it turned out that their bedrooms were all a group of unreliable guys, "Anyway, you can digest it when you eat so quietly?" Xibao breathed a long sigh of relief, pulled a baby face, and smiled a little exaggeratedly, and she finally expressed the voice of most people.
In fact, it's not that everyone is keen on being lively, but that there are too many strangers, especially a director who looks quite strict.
Here, the director is the biggest good!
Cao Zheng is still here to sponsor, how can he not have a little negotiating ability? Although he talked about it when acquaintances were easy to do, Huo Jiu still believed him.
Of course, Brother Zhu naturally lived up to expectations, played double reeds with Xibao, and cooperated well, could it be that he had a tacit understanding of selling osmanthus cakes before? Thinking like this, Cao Zheng was already eating leisurely, and said indifferently, "It is said that if you eat happily every day, the chance of getting sick will be reduced by 25%. ”
"Who are you seeing who is in a bad mood?" The director spoke, the director spoke, Huo Jiu looked at the source of the voice incredulously, originally thought that this director was too strict, and ordinary people would not dare to talk to him, but he didn't expect it to be a good person.
Sure enough, the appearance is deceiving, now that the director has spoken, the atmosphere of the scene is instantly a lot easier, but only Brother Yi is still a little wooden eating his own meal, without saying a word.
Shouldn't this girl be stimulated by something, and then lead to a sexual (Geda) change? Huo Jiu pushed Brother Yi under the table, this kid, this kid finally had a reaction.
On the other hand, Xibao has obviously gotten along with them, and before he was taboo to have elders sitting here, which was not very funny, but now he finds that the director is actually just a boy who hides the essence, so he can be regarded as letting go of his mouth and complaining all kinds of things.
And Cao Zheng, who partnered with Xibao, also showed his skills, and the two cooperated just right.
"Let me tell you, when I went out this morning, I swiped Weibo with my hand, do you know what I saw?" Xibao pretended to stop and glanced around, just waiting for everyone to ask, what did you see? Which one can be done is not a human spirit? But they didn't ask if they were killed, and they all continued to eat in silence.
Xibao didn't care, and said happily, "Haha, I saw a topic about what jokes you pressed the bottom of the box, but do you know which jokes I saw?" I'm laughing at me......"
This time, Xibao didn't wait for the following, but said it very happily, "A netizen said that she was a girl and talked about three boyfriends, and they all came out after breaking up with her, and two of them were together, so she got a nickname called 'Wan Chai Pier'......" Before she said wow, Xibao herself was already laughing happily.
However, it was indeed extremely quiet to usher in her, really, too eerily quiet, Xibao wondered in her heart, isn't it funny? Or is her laugh really too low? But this joke is really funny, wow, what about Wan Chai Pier, it really knows how to name it.
Huo Jiu thought that everyone's deliberate laughter could last at least three minutes, but it didn't reach a minute, and everyone began to laugh after Xibao wondered.
It was also because of her joke that everyone gradually opened up the conversation, and they all began to recall the bad things they did back then.
One of the male models, at the beginning looked relatively quiet, did not expect to open his mouth is a variety of big revelations, he said, "Once because I ate the wrong thing, my stomach was very uncomfortable, I wanted to solve it in the public toilet outside, and I bought a pack of paper towels in the commissary next door, but because the paper towel was of poor quality, too thin, after wiping it I found that there was a hole, and there was actually a poop on my hand, and then I threw my hand back, and it turned out to be thrown on the water pipe, which was called a pain, and I subconsciously stuffed my hand into my mouth......"
However, this time after he finished speaking, everyone was really silent.
The director's uncle, as an elder, asked in his unique deep voice, "Brother, how does it taste?" ”
The male model immediately realized what he had said, and he also reacted as if it was really not good to say this during the meal, but he had already said it, and he couldn't take it back, "Or, I'll say one more and break up the shadow just now?" ”
The director took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth elegantly and slowly, chewed it a few times, "Did you have a shadow just now?" ”
The crowd unanimously replied, "No." ”
Male model pours.
What is it that makes people push the wall down, this is it!
It was clearly just a joke, but he still didn't give up, and in order to show his joke skills, he continued, "I'll say one more, it's absolutely funny." When I was in my third year of high school, I was in chemistry class and I was studying organic chemistry, and suddenly the teacher gave an example, drew a phthalein key on the blackboard, and then said to everyone, this is a 'eunuch', let's install a 'methyl' on it. The audience instantly laughed. ”
Everyone was still eating very seriously, but as soon as his joke came out, everyone didn't react at once, and after three seconds, they finally understood, this is a joke, everyone laughed so much that they couldn't even eat, you are so yellow, so dirty, is it really good?
Well, since someone has already started, everyone started the joke time of you and me, Huo Jiu realized that what the male model said just now is really nothing, everyone at the dinner table is deeply hidden in their merits and fame, it is simply a race over the other, it is simply dirty and turbulent without knowing it.
Because the morning shooting is very smooth, the afternoon time is free. The director and the masters of photography went back in advance, and the director's uncle deliberately left a postcard for Brother Yi before he went back.
Xibao laughed at her, "Brother Yan, you were discovered by a talent scout, but you are going to become a superstar in the future, come on, hurry up and sign for me, sign a few more, and I will sell it then." "But jokes are jokes, and everyone is still very serious about helping Brother Yi analyze it.
Several brothers and sisters in the modeling circle are already older, and they have also been in the entertainment industry for a few years, and they have some knowledge, and they can be regarded as sharing some of their experiences with Brother Yi, as for whether Brother Yi wants to enter the entertainment industry in the end, it is up to her.
And this director, who is quite famous in the circle, is rarely afraid of this kind of advertisement, this time it was mainly Yu Sheng who came, and he also had some acquaintances with the boss of this villa, so he couldn't move his face to come.
Brother Yi humbly accepted the advice given by her predecessors, but she still can't decide whether to go or not, because she never thought that God would really drop the pie, and as for the good or bad of this pie, she really doesn't know now.
As for how she decides, everyone will not interfere, and this will not affect everyone's arrangements for the afternoon activities.
Cao Zheng, as the initiator of this event, is naturally responsible for the whole arrangement, for this kind of thankless work, everyone adheres to the consistent principle that you arrange it, as long as I have to play.
And Cao Zheng is worthy of his name as the vice president of the Federation of Social Sciences, and arranged the activities properly, watching Cao Zheng seriously arrange the activities, Huo Jiu leaned into Xibao's ear and whispered, "Xibao, do you think that the boys who work are really super handsome?" And super charming, isn't it? Of course, the man in Huo Jiu's mouth refers to Cao Zheng.
Huo Jiu's already pointed words made Xibao's ears instantly red, "Xibao, I really saw your ears red...... Shy? It seems that my guess is correct, do you like Cao Zheng? Huo Jiu was determined.
used to think that Cao Zheng was the same no matter who he got along with, he had no heart and lungs, and Xibao was the same, especially when the two were joking, they were even more unrestrained. Originally, Cao Zheng had no lower limit when he joked with Brother Yi, but she found that there were still subtle small movements between him and Xibao that they didn't even notice to themselves.
For example, Cao Zheng can joke with anyone, no matter how big or small, but his hands and feet are all in order, but every time he jokes with Xibao, he always uses both hands and feet, and takes advantage of it from time to time.
So what does this mean? It shows that Xibao is different from other women in Cao Zheng's heart.
Maybe Cao Zheng himself doesn't feel it, and Xibao doesn't feel anything, but in the eyes of others, this is a big difference.
"Why!" Xibao tried her best to refute, but she didn't speak after arguing, Huo Jiu didn't know if she also realized something, but she really overestimated Xibao's IQ, Xibao actually corrected her seriously, "Please, Brother Zhu said, he likes that kind of delicate and famous lady, and I, like your son, we don't think it's possible." ”
Look, it's really not safe for my sister to be by my side, "Xibao, you actually covet my son, you say, what kind of heart do you have?" ”
"Don't worry, although I like it, even if you give it to me, I won't want it."
"Why?"
"I don't use what you use, second-hand."
Burst...... Now she was really angry, she actually said that her son Shu was second-hand, well, in some ways, yes, but, the function of second-hand goods is also better.
Moreover, she thought too much, her son, she was reluctant to give it away.
The afternoon activities are basically group activities, of course, couples can handle it on their own, and single Wang can also handle it on their own.
Cao Zheng set a goal for the whole afternoon's activities, which is to get points, and the whole game is down, such as the one with the highest points, you can get a kiss from any single woman or man present, of course, different games will have different rewards, in short, it's quite exciting to think about.
For this game, Huo Jiu is very playful, and he feels that the rewards are particularly tempting, and the whole person seems to be interested.
However, this young man was obviously unhappy, "You want other men's kisses so much?" "Is this jealousy? Before she could reply, her lips were sealed by his domineering kiss.
Is this really good in front of everyone's eyes?
Huo Jiu patted Hu Shu's back, but someone became more and more energetic, and said vaguely, "We are all adults, they know what we are doing." ”
Huo Jiu vomited blood in her heart, didn't she know what he was doing? It's just embarrassing to be watched by so many people? She's embarrassed anyway.
But in order to appease someone's wounded heart, Huo Jiu had to take advantage of his words, "Wait a minute, if I win, I will only need your kiss, and, you know, I have never had a talent for playing games, so what about ......"
"So, anyway, I'll have to finish eating."
Does this person want to be more shameless and domineering?