A lewd old man in a shabby robe walked in, with a few vegetable leaves on his neckline and oily cuffs.

The three-headed dog of hell turned around and ran away when he saw the lewd old man.

"Where to go?" The obscene old man raised his right hand, and a phantom of a large hand appeared to envelop the three-headed dog of hell.

"Old asshole, let go of me, help! There are youkai! "The three-headed dog of hell cried loudly, and the sound was as ugly as it was to hear.

Wei Zhan tidied up his clothes and arched his hand: "Thank you, Daoist, I am." ”

The old Taoist priest interrupted Wei Zhan, "Heavenly soldiers, they have all seen it, the ugly token has become bigger than the door, and even the blind can see it." ”

Wei Zhan turned his head and pointed at the three-headed dog of hell, "Ah, the three-headed dog, roll out of that person's body." ”

"Dreaming" the three-headed dog of hell looked disdainful.

The old Taoist priest took off his cloth shoes and was knocking dirt, when he heard this, his eyes glared, "I'll count three, three." ”

The three-headed dog of hell left Chen Qiang's body at a strange speed, and Chen Qiang fell from mid-air.

Chen Qiang woke up and saw his mother on the hospital bed passing away suddenly, and he was sad and cried with a whimper.

Wei Zhan walked next to the old Taoist, who was picking his toes with a comfortable face. Wei Zhan's face turned dark, and he didn't have a bit of a master's demeanor.

"Dao Chief, do you want to help him?"

The old Taoist priest glanced at Chen Qiang, his face was a little surprised, "If the person is still alive, I can still save it, but the soul has been taken away by the people below, and I can't help it, as for this kid, it is really a decrepit person that is rare to see in a hundred years." ”

"Oh, what's the decay?" Wei Zhan asked curiously.

"It's just that he has nothing to achieve in his life, he is lonely, his friends and relatives are next to him, he can't die, the car is let him, the car is destroyed, people help him, and people fall." The old Taoist priest pouted.

Wei Zhan glanced at Chen Qiang and sighed: "That's not worse than the Heavenly Demon Lone Star"

When Chen Qiang heard this, he was about to rush out of the window and end his life.

"You don't want to see your mother again, and your grandparents, fathers, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts who were killed by you." The old Taoist priest suddenly spoke.

Chen Qiang was stunned when he heard this, "I think".

The old Taoist priest picked his ears and said lazily: "If you want to come over and help the old Taoist beat my back, it's so sour?" ”

Wei Zhan kicked Chen Qiang in the ass, using too much force, almost kicking Chen Qiang out of the window.

"Don't go over to apprentice, stinky boy, when you cultivate to great magical powers, what is it to go to the underworld to ask for a person."

Wei Zhan squeezed to the old Taoist priest's side and showed off his muscles, "Daoist, what do you think of me?" ”

"Average, nothing special." The old Taoist priest shook his head.

Wei Zhan looked disappointed, "Am I really so frustrated?" ”

The old Taoist priest suddenly restrained his smile, "I'll tell you the truth, your fate in the future is related to the safety of the Three Realms. ”

"Am I really that important?" Wei Zhan asked in surprise.

"That's right, the responsibility of maintaining world peace rests with you." The old Taoist priest patted Wei Zhan's shoulder.

Wei Zhan heard this sentence so familiar.

The old Taoist priest glanced at the three-headed dog of hell.

"Old asshole, what do you want to do?" The three-headed Cerberus shielded his crotch with his paws, and his expression was overly frightened.

Wei Zhan was also a little curious, "Dao Chief, why is the three-headed dog so afraid of you?" ”

The old Taoist priest's face turned red, "I didn't do anything, mainly I want to study what is the difference between the watchdog of the Western underworld and the Chinese pastoral dog?" ”

"And then?"

"And then accidentally castrated him."

Wei Zhan looked at the three-headed dog of hell sympathetically, "Ahem, that three-headed dog, if your head is cut off, you can grow it back, and your little brother should be able to do it too, right?" ”

"It's not coming back." The three-headed dog of hell said with a bitter face, there will be no more happiness in the future, what Du Gao's sister and black-backed sister, all of them are gone.

The old Taoist patted his ass and stood up, "Old Dao, I should go, if I don't leave, those annoying guys should come." ”

"What do you mean?"

"There are so many demons and monsters in the world, why have they never exploded? What kind of Weibo? WeChat? There is no trace at all. ”

"Dao Chief, are you still playing WeChat? It's so trendy. ”

The old Taoist priest took out his iPhone from his sleeve, "See, WeChat just came out, I registered, come, let's add friends." ”

Wei asked puzzledly, "How many years has the Dao Master cultivated, why hasn't he become an immortal?" ”

"I don't remember, it should be thousands of years. Why do you want to become an immortal, I stay in the world, game life, I don't know how cool it is! Little girl, you've been watching outside for a long time, don't you come in and sit? The old Taoist priest grabbed the lice on his body boredly and shouted outside.

The enchantment was torn open, and a young and beautiful fair-skinned girl walked in, it was Ao Xuan.

Lao Dao squinted his eyes and looked, "Yo, it's still the head dragon, I've eaten everything, but I haven't eaten a dragon yet?" ”

Ao Xuan took a step back when she heard this, glanced at Lao Dao carefully, and exclaimed: "It's you, on my thousandth birthday, who came to the Dragon Palace to steal the Dinghai God Needle, and return me, otherwise you will look good." ”

Lao Dao waved his hand, "If you lose it, isn't it just a stick?" Do you want to keep it for private use? ”

"What nonsense are you talking about? Who will use a stick privately. Ao Xuan jumped to her feet.

Lao Dao suddenly pointed at Wei Zhan, "Your zipper is open." ”

Wei Zhan looked down and saw that there was no.

"Ran away"

Only Wei Zhan and Ao Xuan were left in the room, looking at each other.

Ao Xuan broke the silence first, "How can you have Nezha's Chaotian Aya, you and he are good friends?" ”

"Needless to say, Nezha and I have burned yellow paper and kowtowed." Wei Zhan looked proud.

"Very good," Ao Xuan nodded.

Wei Zhan said triumphantly: "It's not ordinarily good."

"It's really a narrow road!" Ao Xuan teleported in front of Wei Zhan and directly lifted Wei Zhan up.

Wei Zhan's legs kicked wildly, and he shouted: "Wait a minute, make it clear, hey, let go, I am a dignified night watchman in the Immortal Palace, it is ugly to be held by you by the collar." ”

"Nezha killed my third brother, since you are Nezha's brother, this revenge is very reasonable for you." Ao Xuan had a chill on her face.

"Reasonable fart, Nezha is a ruffian, I don't know him at all." Wei Zhan was furious.

Ao Xuan shook her head, "Didn't you just say that you burned yellow paper and kowtowed to him?" ”

Wei Zhan was about to cry, "I bragged." ”

Ao Xuan's face sank, and she said hatefully: "You trick me." ”

Then he slammed Wei Zhan and jumped out of the window with Wei Zhan.

The fat director crawled out from under the bed, wiped the sweat from his forehead, took out a lighter, and lit a cigarette tremblingly.

Under the hospital building.

A young man with short hair and yellow clothes walked up to a square-faced man and said, "Brother Yi, the monster is gone. ”

The square-faced middle-aged man took a deep breath, "The old fairy has been here, and the monster is estimated to have been taken away." Su Yan, you go in and erase the memories of the people in the building. ”

"No problem, boss." A girl with maroon shawl hair walked over.

After a few minutes, the whole building was back to normal, and people continued to go about their business.

Police station, in a reception room.

"Brother policeman, I really didn't lie to you, there are really monsters." The female nurse looked anxious.

The young male policeman frowned and looked at the female nurse, quite a beautiful girl, why is there something wrong with her brain, it's a pity.

Su Yan, an urban beauty with red shawl hair, pushed open the door and walked in, pressed her hand on the shoulder of the male policeman, and said with a smile: "Leave it to me." ”

The young policeman was surprised by the beauty when he saw his boss standing in the doorway and nodding at him.

After the young policeman left, his boss walked in.

Su Yan raised his head and smiled at him, "Including you." ”

The boss closed the door playfully.

"Are you a policewoman? What I say is true. The female nurse said anxiously.

Su Yan took out a glowing purple stone and "looked at it".

The purple stone released a ray of light into the female nurse's eyes, and the female nurse's eyes became blank.

Su Yan suddenly stretched out his right hand and said with a smile: "Miss Wang, pay attention next time, don't lose your wallet again." ”

The female nurse came back to her senses, took her wallet, and said, "Thank you."

The female nurse left the police station and slapped her head, oh no, it's work time, how did she run out, and she was going to be scolded again.