Chapter 21: Upper Body Dreams

The feather duster is very good, the bamboo pole is straight, the tail feathers are dazzling in the sun, purple, red, blue and green, colorful.

"Lying on the cloud bed, ghost upper body? Why me? Zhang Yi shouted in disbelief: "Shouldn't it be Boss Ma, I ・・・・・・"

turned his head to look at Boss Ma, but the people had already hid far away, their heads swaying from side to side, with pleading on their faces, and they didn't say anything.

"Don't worry, it's going to be fine." Su Ren patted his old friend on the shoulder, and explained with a serious expression: "If you are not afraid, you are fearless, as long as you are not afraid of ghosts and there is no fear in your heart, ghosts are actually not terrible, not to mention that we have three insurances." ”

"Three insurances? What is it? Zhang Yi asked curiously.

Su Ren pointed to the sky and said: "The scorching sun, the feather duster made of rooster tail feathers, each one is full of masculinity to drive out the yin energy, and finally I am adding a piece of my own blood qi to you, under the three kinds of weakening, the cloud bed ghost will be as weak as a doll that has just walked, and even if you beat him in your dreams, it will be fine." ”

Zhang Yi said weakly: "Really? ”

Su Ren nodded and said in a condensed voice: "Really, it is more true than forty-eight gold." ”

"How can there be forty-eight gold!" Zhang Yi hesitated: "It's okay if I hit him in my dream." ”

"Of course!" Su Ren's tone was affirmative, and then he said temptingly: "Even if you perform the ten tortures of Manchuria, it's not for you to do it in vain, Boss Ma ・・・・・・ there."

"It's not done in vain, it's not done in vain." Boss Ma, who pricked up his ears, ran forward and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Zhang, this matter is ・・・・・・, it's all up to you, but don't worry, as long as the matter is resolved, I will definitely give you a big red envelope after that, and the business about antiques will be handed over to you in the future・・・・・・ not only me, but I will also introduce you to friends and business partners, and all the work attracted by the eastward migration will be called for you to do." ”

Zhang Yi was greatly moved, and unconsciously came to the cloud bed to sit on it, people live for a lifetime, not just for money, not to mention the iron buddies who grew up together since childhood, and repeatedly promised that there would be no danger.

"Really・・・・・・ there really won't be an accident?"

Fiddling with Zhang Yi and letting him lie down on the cloud bed, Su Ren rolled his eyes and said, "Put one hundred and twenty hearts, there will never be any problems." ”

Zhang Yi tensed his muscles on the cloud bed and asked nervously, "How do I let the ghost get on my body, no, I mean, how do I let him appear in a dream." ”

Su Ren took out a disposable needle, which was filled with red blood, compared it to the sun, and said, "Although I can't control the will of the ghost, I can pass through the blood of my relatives and make him forcibly fall asleep." ”

Squeezed out the blood from the needle tube and smeared it on Zhang Yi's eyebrows, and after stuffing the feather duster into his arms, Su Ren bit off his middle index finger, pulled Zhang Yi's arm, and wrote a seal character "Bing" in the palm of his hand.

"The ghost of the cloud bed forgot his name, and it was in vain to ask, so you have to remember his appearance, what year he died, what year he was born, how many brothers and sisters he had, etc., I have a family tree in my hand, and it is easy to find out after knowing this information."

After hearing this, Zhang Yi asked worriedly: "Then what if he doesn't say it?" ”

Su Ren said angrily: "If you don't say it, you will beat him until he says it." ”

Zhang Yi asked again: "What if he lies?" ”

Su Ren shrugged his shoulders and said: "Ghosts are paranoid and admit death, but there is one thing that cannot be denied, speak bluntly, don't tell lies, as long as you open your mouth, it must be true." ”

Zhang Yi nodded as if he didn't understand, raised his arm, looked at the blood words on his palm, and said curiously: "Actually, I have long wanted to ask, why is it the "soldier" of the seal body, not the ghost drawing talisman, which is incomprehensible." ”

Su Ren wiped off the four corners of the cloud bed, wrote last night, suppressed the ghost's bloody words, and explained: "Bing, Wu, Shi, Du, School, General, Wait, this is a hierarchical division. ”

"Colonel Soldier Wu Shi Du Waiting." Zhang Yi was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "This is the rank of an ancient sergeant?" ”

Su Ren nodded in acknowledgement, and Zhang Yi laughed "haha" and said: "It turned out to be a pawn, the gods are chattering, I thought it was so powerful." ”

"Smack!"

"Shut up!" Su Ren slapped his palm on Zhang Yi's head, and said angrily: "Be careful of offending me, you will feel better in a while." ”

Zhang Yi grinned in fright, quickly closed his eyes, and obediently lay on the cloud bed.

As soon as he was ready, Su Ren took a deep breath, intently wrote a palm-sized seal character "soldier" on the head of the cloud bed, and shouted softly: "Give me ・・・・・・ out!" ”

"Buzz!"

The cloud bed trembled slightly, and the blood words flashed with a faint light, very faint, and it was easy to ignore the past if you didn't look closely.

Unreal, distorted, as if a distant scream came into your ears.

"Ah・・・・・・ damn Taoist, he actually shook me out of the cloud bed under the scorching sun, I will not give up with you, you ・・・・・・"

The green smoke of the cloud bed rose, and before he finished speaking, he was attracted by the blood and drilled into Zhang Yi's brain.

Boss Li Xiaoma just now also heard it clearly, his face was extremely ugly, and his teeth were chattering: "Master Su, no・・・・・ there won't be an accident..."

The moment the green smoke appeared, the tail wrapped around Su Ren's neck, and the little black cat lying on his shoulder suddenly raised his head, sniffed lightly with his wet little nose, opened his mouth to reveal four small milk teeth, and made a childish cry of "meow" in the direction of the cloud bed.

Su Ren held the little black cat in his arms, gently stroked its hair, looked at Zhang Yi who had fallen asleep on the cloud bed, and said softly: "It's okay, the matter will end in a while." ”

After falling asleep on his upper body, Zhang Yi's changes were very obvious, his nervous expression slowly eased, his face that was a little stiff due to fear gradually relaxed, his tense muscles began to relax, his body was slightly bent and rolled into a ball, his arms wrapped around his legs, and he was sandwiched with a dazzling feather duster, as if he had become a fetus and returned to his mother's body.

His eyes were closed, a slight snoring sounded, and Zhang Yi snored very sweetly.

Under the scorching sun, time passed quickly, and Boss Ma was wet with sweat, and his eyes were on the cloud bed without blinking.

"Whew!"

I don't know how long it took, Zhang Yi's body shook, and suddenly turned into a flat lying position, and a puff of green smoke rose in the center of his eyebrows.

"Damn boy! I'll kill you! Kill you! I will let your family be ruined, tortured in all ways, and die a tragic death in front of you one by one. ”

The roar echoed all around, full of extreme hatred, making people feel the chill out of thin air, and unconsciously shivering, Boss Ma was even more unbearable, and directly sat on the ground trembling all over.

Su Ren said in a condensed voice: "You won't have this chance in the future!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Su Ren took a step forward, quickly pulled out a feather duster from Zhang Yi's arms, and smoked the green cigarette.

"Smack!"

One blow, one blow scattered the green smoke on the spot.

"Ah・・・・・・ shit! Damn it! You're all damned! ”

"Aim!"

At the same time, Su Ren felt the tail wrapped around his neck tighten, and saw the little black cat maintain balance with his tail, and the person stood up, raising his two front legs, and the pink meat pad stretched out its small claws, and opened its teeth and claws to scratch the scattered green smoke.

"It hurts, it hurts me, it's a cat! Damn pussy! Damn the Taoist! I'm going to cramp and skin you, and you won't be born forever. ”

"Well done!" Su Ren praised.