Chapter 10: Joyful sorrow
Now he is not in a good mood and not particularly bad.
As a reasonable man, Demps believes that children and women are two different things. A woman is an adult, and since she is an adult, she must be sensible. It is unforgivable that even such an act of sprinkling has been done. The woman who sapped is really not beautiful, and since she is not beautiful, she will naturally be beaten or simply killed.
It is natural for children to cry, but this wind cannot last, and it must be taught a good lesson.
He lifted Zhong Zhen, who was rolling on the ground, walked to a chair and sat down, twisted her body and lay on his knees, and slapped her ass. If it's a real beating, a slap can beat her ass to pieces, but she still has to draw a picture of a beauty, and the start is quite measured.
The so-called measured is just Demps thinks so, but Zhong Zhen screams like a pig, she has never been beaten like this. In the year I came to the Dark Tomb Gate, I was very thin, and there was not much meat on my buttocks, so the slap slapped directly on the bones, and the pain was earth-shattering for a while.
She was beaten so hard that her blood burned all over her body, and she wanted to bite this person a few times.
“…… You are an elder in your house, forcing me to be a little girl who doesn't understand anything, and to draw that kind of shameless beauty, is it good to have a bit of cultivation and style. Spanking is too much, and I'm not a three-year-old. Even if you put a knife on my neck, I won't draw it. Either you just beat me to death, or if I beg for mercy, it's your grandson. ”
Demps laughed angrily at her, but there was nothing he could do, and he slapped in mid-air, not knowing whether to continue fighting. I didn't expect her to be able to paint such a detailed and intentional painting, and she was so ruffian.
He has always felt that if a man wants to attract people, he must have a few unique skills that can be put on the table and can be used, in addition to a lot of spirit crystals, he must also have some skills such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
Of course, those vulgar men will say: As long as Lao Tzu can control a hundred women at night, what is more amazing than this. Demps thought that such a man was simply a breeding pig, and that he was only worthy of sleeping in a pig kennel with a hundred sows.
If you want to attract good women, you have to be able to play good tricks. It's like an old man who is known as a master of calligraphy and painting, at a young age, his beard and hair are three times whiter than black, and there are still beauties who take the initiative to defect, and they are willing to add fragrance to their red sleeves. This is the elegance of sex, this is the real charm of men.
So he devoted himself to studying what the so-called elegant people should do, and also inscribed a pair of landscapes on his fan, asking himself that there should be two passable brushes. As a result, when I saw Zhong Zhen's carving and the beautiful picture with three leaves in front of me, I immediately felt that I should throw away those two brushes.
Since a little girl can draw such an excellent picture, then she should also be well-trained since she was a child, how to say that she also has the posture of a young lady, even if she enters the dark tomb gate, she must have been abducted by someone in distress.
But he never expected that Zhong Zhen would be an inferior shrew that he hated the most.
This Zhong Zhen also thought the same thing in her heart, she had heard that this Elder Deng was an extremely murderous old man, but it turned out to be a beautiful man with a bit of beauty. This person claims to like beauty paintings, even if he is a ruffian who is spurned like Uncle Huang in the neighborhood, he knows that the best beauty pictures are half-concealed and half-hidden.
She never expected that Elder Deng would turn out to be a downright obscene person.
Cursing you for having a wind tomorrow, Zhong Zhen scolded secretly in her heart. She didn't know what it meant to have a stroke, and when she heard that she had died in a woman's belly, it seemed to be a very fatal disease, and she felt very evil when she heard it, so she took it out and cursed this person.
At this time, the two look at each other.
Seeing him stop, Zhong Zhen turned her head and snorted at him, feeling as if she had won this one. Since I'm not going to kill it, what's the point of calling around, it's really boring.
"You don't know what a real beauty picture is, and I don't have to draw it anymore, even the ruffians in our Yunzhi County know how to look good if you hide it. Do you know what elegance is?
"How old are you, what do you know?"
"Of course I don't understand, but someone does. It is said that there is a famous poet whose favorite thing to see is a broken house, saying that you can feel the traces of history. There is also the county order of our Yunzhi County, a talented man who reads poetry and books, and runs dozens of miles on a snowy day, just to see a bridge that has been broken for hundreds of years. ”
Is that really the case? Demps was also angry at this time, he had always lacked confidence in his calligraphy and painting, and he often heard that those elegant people would do such things, but in fact, he didn't quite understand why.
Seeing that Demps was silent, as if he was groaning, Zhong Zhen continued to break down, "My grandmother said that the county magistrate will run to see the broken bridge because of the broken things, there is a broken beauty, which will make people feel a kind of pleasant sadness. I don't understand what this sentence means, you are so powerful, you should understand. ”
In fact, it is full of food and support, what is there to see about the broken house and the broken bridge, Zhong Zhen has always thought so.
Demps thought to himself that Zhong Zhen could paint so well, and the grandmother in her mouth must have been a talented girl who was proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. As for what kind of pleasant sorrow and what the hell it is, who knows.
He didn't want Zhong Zhen to look down on, "Of course I understand. By the way, you've talked so much, what does it have to do with painting beauties? I'm not asking you to draw broken houses and half-broken bridges. ”
Zhong Zhen coughed twice, "You let me down first, we are different from men and women, and it's really uncomfortable to lie on our stomach." ”
Demps untied the severed spiritual power in her body, and she jumped to the ground, her ass hurting terribly, but her mind was constantly thinking about how to move this person.
Zhong Zhen actually didn't know what he was talking about, he was all a little bit of a scale, a sentence from east to west, and he would say whatever he wanted.
She scratched her scalp and racked her brains to say: "I don't understand this, it's best to have shortcomings, I've seen it all, there is no room at all, it's boring." Well...... This one...... If a person eats and drinks a lot to support a stomach, it is far less comfortable than when he is half full. Because you still want to eat when you are half-full, and when you are full, you see the best delicious food but you just want to throw it directly to feed the dog. ”
She looked at Demps, who was thinking in a daze, covered her mouth with a smile, and added, "Only those stupid pigs still want to eat when they are full." ”
Demps didn't know that Zhong Zhen was scolding him for being a pig, or even a pig, but he didn't want to care too much at this time. Although I don't know how she can say such a thing at such a young age, I can listen to the cultivation that has not moved for a long time during the soul refining period, and I am actually a little touched.