The gods don't need to sleep, but when they are with humans, they have to pretend that they need to sleep. Humans are a strange species, they need to live in groups, and they will reject creatures that are different from themselves.

Keeping your eyes closed is undoubtedly a boring thing to do - although before coming to a world where humans lived, the gods were always as quiet as a salted fish. Ever since he learned about the pleasures of human beings, the gods could not bear to "lie quietly with their eyes closed."

The sky in Konoha Ninja Village is gradually brightening, and the sun is moving towards the heights. The temperature is warmer than yesterday, and the greenery on the hillsides seems to be getting brighter. The proprietress of the izakaya, Ah Xing, slept until almost noon before she got up from the bed with difficulty, yawned and went downstairs.

She stood on the stairs in some amazement, watching the shop on the first floor be cleaned, and the dishes that she was too lazy to clean up last night had been washed and put away, looking like she could open the store at any time to welcome customers.

"Oh, yes, he's still very diligent." A Xing said.

"I can't sleep, it's so boring." Asami explained, "That's why I got up early. ”

Ah Xing looked at the narrow wooden chair and asked casually, "Did you sleep comfortably last night?" Children who are growing their bodies should sleep in a hard bed, which is good for bone development. Don't look at me letting you lie in a chair, it's for your health. ”

Whoa, it seems to make a lot of sense.

There was no need to open the door during the day, Ah Xing struggled in the hall of thinking for a while, and said, "Forget it, I'll take you out to buy ingredients." ――It's not about buying you anything! It's for the store.,It's really a beautiful feather! You're in charge of carrying things. ”

"Wait, who's really Miyu?"

"You." Ah Xing replied very naturally.

Izakaya mainly sells alcohol, but food is also indispensable. The ingredients that are updated every day need to be selected and purchased by Ah Xing herself, so as not to have to put a string of black crosses representing "sold out" on the menu in the store.

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Ah Xing walked on the street with her empty hands, and the look on her face was very serious and strict. She is carefully calculating the prices of several fresh food stores in her heart, and every penny of it will be liquidated. And behind her, followed by Asami, who looked short and thin. She was dressed in the same old clothes she wore yesterday, and she was holding several large bags in her hands that did not fit her figure in the most out of place.

"It seems that A-Xing has found a cheap little helper." The boss, who was familiar with A-Xing, said to Asami: "How many things can this thin arm lift?" A-Xing, I want to give her a little more. ”

"Of course I'll let her eat!" Ah Xing said very bluntly, she stopped and picked up the fruits on the side of the road, and said a little impatiently: "I give her a place to live, let her sleep in my shop, and give her water and clothes, is there a better person in the world than me?" ”

Ah Xing's voice is very confident, as if she is afraid that others will not know that she is a good person. She finished picking out her things and hung another plastic bag on Asami's arm. The two walked on the street for a long time, it was a spring afternoon, and the sun splashed down with a bit of warmth.

Asami was carrying several large bags with no look of difficulty on her face. Her thin arms carried the heavy bags, but she looked relaxed, as if she were only holding a few fluttering feathers.

The streets are bustling with people shopperling along the streets, with scattered florists, post houses and bookstores. Passing by the bookstore, Asami happened to hear the whispers of two customers.

"That's it...... It's the latest new work of Jiraiya, right? ”

"I'm looking forward to the cover of this one."

The name Jiraiya,Asami recalled some bad things,For example, the children in the Ninja Academy are shouting about the rumors that Aunt Glasses is in love.。

Asami hung the plastic bag around her neck, got under the arms of the two ninjas, and squeezed into the counter of the bookstore. There are many magazines and books crowded next to each other on the counter, with different colors and titles. Among them, the highest stack is the "Intimacy Paradise" series written by these books.

- Whoa! Is this the masterpiece that records the scenery of the five great countries and describes the perseverance and growth path of ninjas? This cover ......

On the red cover, a man and a woman hug each other, and there are several rough silhouettes of hearts on either side. A large 18R icon hits the corner of the book, but the red-haired god doesn't quite understand what 18R means.

--It's probably a sequel to the main character called Naruto.,Naruto grows up.,And he's going to fall in love.,He'll meet a human woman.,And fall in love with her.-Something like that.。

Asami took a copy and flipped through it, and the pages of the book were opened with a bang, and it happened to land on the page marked "The Seventy-second Sweet Encounter with a Beautiful Teacher".

Asami's brow jumped, and her gaze swept down the words.

"This Miss Teng Shu Meixiang has been a teacher in the school for several years, and she is very beautiful and loved by her colleagues. Her hair color is beautiful and eye-catching. When she wears glasses, she looks like a strict and gentle traditional woman, which makes people want to marry her. When she takes off her glasses, they become so dazzling that she thinks, 'Isn't this just a fiery little pepper?'" Harita was on campus and met Miss Mika Teng by chance. ”

Asami has an ominous premonition in her heart.

Haruma's flirtatious affair annoys Miss Mika, and the affectionate and childish teacher punishes Haruma for going to the classroom to wipe the blackboard. Although such a thing is very humiliating, Harita's heart is overflowing with sweetness and happiness - ah, for Harita, this is a sweet punishment. Miss Mika adores him just as much, doesn't she? Such joy, like the fruit on the tree in autumn, can already make people smell the enticing fragrance! ”

――Is this the legendary masterpiece that "records the scenery of the five great countries and describes the path of the ninja's perseverance"? It's too much attention to the description of the relationship between men and women! And this plot is extremely subtle and familiar......

Just as she stared at the words on the book and slandered Jiraiya in her stomach quite angrily, Ah Xing shouted angrily from the street: "True Yumei! Where are you lazy! I came here. ”

Ah Xing said, squeezed away the two ninjas, pulled out the books in Asami's hand, lowered her gloomy face, and said, "I didn't take you out to let you go shopping and read idle books." I thought you ran away with what I bought. I'm not going to buy you this useless stuff. What! - What are you looking at? ”

Ah Xing was shocked at the 18R icon on the book and said, "You are not an adult yet, how can you read this kind of thing here?" ”

Ah Xing's fuss caused the bookstore owner to be unhappy, he stretched out his hand to drive the two out, and said quite irritably: "Since you are not an adult, don't read it." The little girl should hurry up and follow her mother home to learn how to cook. ”

A-Xing put aside the intimacy heaven and dragged Asami's arm towards the outside of the bookstore. She stood at the door and lectured Asami for a long time, which surprised Asami a little. Asami, who is good at preaching, was actually counter-preached, and this is the first time she has seen the combat power of a "human middle-aged woman".

Seeing that Asami was stunned, neither did she give in to promises, nor did she respond obediently, Ah Xing was a little discouraged. She said, "I thought you were diligent and clever enough to pass on the mantle of the lute to you, but now I regret my thoughts." ”

Ah Xing found the lost Asami and told her many times to "don't lose it again", and then she took a new step. Asami carried several large bags on her body and followed closely behind A-Xing. After walking for a long time, she was about to see the side door of the izakaya when Asami suddenly noticed that someone was following her.

The steps are quite light, it should be a light girl, or simply a child who has not grown up. Asami didn't look back, but she heard the soft voice of the person following her: "...... So your name is Mahami. ”

- No! She's not called Mahami! It's not called Okumi and Kaori!

But in this case, Asami did not shout. Because the soft and clear voice that belonged to a child was quite familiar to her. Asami quickly remembered the nightkin she had met last night, the young man who was crouching on the eaves with a beast head mask and a small black braid.

"Need I help you?"

Although he received no reply, the young man followed her undiscouraged and asked another question.

Asami still didn't answer, and her steps were happier.

"So many things, it should be heavy, right?" The boy asked again.

Asami stopped, turned around, and pulled all the plastic bags off her arm and hung them around the man's neck. After doing this, she clapped her hands and raised her head to look at the young man who had followed her all the way - long black hair, Konoha forehead protection pressed on his forehead, and his eyes were also the pure inky black color of the two pills, reflecting a little lustre.

Unlike last night, he didn't wear armor or a short knife, just a black-colored short-sleeved shirt, and now he was smiling at the surprise of a few bulky plastic bags around his neck: "...... It's really heavy. ”

"Oh, yes. It's heavy. Asami looked down condescendingly at the boy who was shorter than her.

――This boy's appearance is also somewhat familiar to Asami. Where have you seen it? …… Which child grew up, or which companion's child grew up?

A name popped into Asami's mind.

Itachi Uchiha.

The black-haired boy blinked, and suddenly said, "You say, 'belch'? ”

Asami took a step back, and the geta clicked on the ground. She put her hands across her front and said, "What's wrong?" What's wrong with saying 'belch'? Is there anything wrong with belching? Don't overthink it! ”

He smiled and said, "No, it's nothing. ”

The two didn't say a few words, and Ah Xing's angry shout sounded not far away: "Zhen Yumei - where are you lazy?" I was so mistaken about you! Hard-to-make material! I still want to teach you all the skills of housekeeping! I used to secretly read adult books, but now I'm talking to a boy who doesn't know where he came from! ”

- No, A-Xing, wait! It's not like that!