Chapter 022 Postmodern Society

Wang Bang explained to the old classmates who came to question why he charged 110% of the fee to the old classmates: "Because, the previous society was a society of acquaintances, the current society is a society of strangers cooperating, and the future society is a society of killing acquaintances!" Think about it, isn't it safer to do business with your old acquaintance?

Is it possible to chat with my old classmates cordially by sitting on my three jumpers? If you don't have cash, you can take credit at will. The phone was left in my triple jumper, and I could call to retrieve it at any time. What a high-quality service, can you be so comfortable having a business relationship with a stranger? Isn't it worth paying an extra 10% for this better service? This 10% is the tip. ”

The old classmates were stunned by Wang Zhan, and even claimed to be kind. Others patted him on the shoulder, saying that one day his car broke down, he must call a 110% triple jumper, and the billiard table was full of a happy atmosphere.

Wang Zhan, who seems to be poor and crazy, also peddled his own chat and play services to his old classmates, saying that if anyone is lonely in the future, quarrels with his daughter-in-law at home, and is bullied by his son, he can ask him out to play, 10 yuan per hour, no credit, please cheer more. For female students, there are also services such as toilet and sewer repairs.

An older literary young woman who used to like the articles and poems written by Wang Bang said: "When did you learn to refine the toilet? ”

Wang Fang: "It's a coincidence, I helped a girl repair the sewer at a time, bought tools, and I already have tools anyway, why don't you use them?" So by the way, I started this business. ”

The most amazing thing present was that some old classmates began to come with their daughters-in-law and even their own babies, Wang Bang secretly scolded himself: Why don't you bring your aunt who dances square dance? Isn't it more lively?

Obviously, the "killing society" has been realized, and those bear children and bear daughters-in-law eat and drink lavishly, and do not treat themselves as outsiders at all. The future has arrived, but you are not yet aware of it. However, it is completely different from the society that Wang Fang thinks, Wang Fang's killing is to provide warm and high-quality services for his friends, and the current reality is that old friends bring their families to take advantage of you.

Fortunately, there are local tyrants who pay for it anyway, and it has nothing to do with Lao Wang.

said that the local tyrant and the local tyrant arrived, this buddy is a buddy who drives a BMW, and he is not married, and he has a glittering GF with a bit of grace and heavy makeup. He is like a photon born from nuclear fusion in the middle of a star, attracted by the gravitational pull of the atomic nucleus, and it takes hundreds of thousands of years to reach the surface of the star.

This guy used to be a sports star in the class, but now he is obviously a middle-aged man who is fat, chubby, if he is on the street and walks over, Wang Fang will not dare to recognize it.

Finally, the local tyrant came to Wang Zhan's vicinity and exclaimed to Wang Zhan: "Oh, Lao Wang, you are in such a good shape!" How to maintain it? ”

Wang Zhan: "The secret of maintenance is one word: poor." ”

The local tyrant laughed, and praised Wang Bang for his humor.

The GF of the local tyrant can still talk to Wang Zhan: "Hey, Wang Zhan, Liqun often mentions you, saying that you are the first entrepreneur in the class, how can you say that you are poor?" Don't be so low-key, okay? ”

She also used her orchid finger to squeeze Wang Fang with a gesture, and she was in the cold.

The local tyrant's name is Pei Liqun, but everyone calls him "Buqun" when he goes to school, just to play, and has no other meaning, but now no one seems to call this catchy nickname, this is the "momentum of the superior".

"Haha, sister-in-law, you still know me." Wang Zhan judged that he was playing tricks and playing with her, and he didn't mean to let her enter the house, but he called her sister-in-law to make her happy, and judging from her expression, she guessed correctly. He continued: "The first venture is also the first failure, I am the first generation of stars since the birth of the universe, and there is no possibility of successfully giving birth to life. It's good to die, I chose to start an Internet business, and I hit the ceiling. ”

Pei Liqun: "No, the richest people are all engaged in the Internet now." ”

Wang Bang: "Yes, that's because I'm not capable enough, or I'm not powerful." Adapting to this society is the king, and my old Wang had to write a word for service. ”

Pei Liqun's city mansion was very deep, and he smiled quietly: "Where, I am also lucky, I have no ability." It's not like you have the technology, you can start a business, they say you do odd jobs, I don't believe it. ”

Wang Fang: "Lifted, lifted, I'm a three-legged cat, I don't want to work hard, I eat and wait for death." Don't have any work in the group, you can have a pot of tea, a cup of wine, a computer, and a hand, don't forget to introduce it to your buddies, I don't have high requirements for wages, you can just eat and wait for death. ”

Pei Liqun laughed: "It's really a joke." I'm afraid that our unit can't find a position where we can eat and wait for death, and it is not easy for any unit now. ”

Wang Fang: "Oh, forget it, I just want to eat and wait for death, I can't do other jobs." ”

Pei Liqun: "Hypocrisy, isn't it?" Everyone is saying that you have a super beautiful girlfriend, how can you feed your girlfriend when you eat and wait for death? ”

The old classmates who had never seen Bai Ling's photo coaxed one after another, asking to take another look.

Wang Zhan, who strongly disliked being watched, refused their request.

This is a society that pays attention to showing off, and Wang Fang's expression has strengthened everyone's idea that he doesn't believe that he has a girlfriend, that is, how can a Loser who drives three jumps have a girlfriend? Is there any reason left?

Wang Fang also saw some old classmates snickering not far away, as if mentioning words like "three jumpers", which is the expression of a normal social activity, and I believe that the old classmates have gained great satisfaction from his tragic situation.

It seems that Wang Zhan is sick, poor, and also a disease, and everyone begins to stay away from Wang Zhan. Only the older literary young woman who is said to have become famous but has never officially married came to him and continued to chat with him.

Dawen: "Hey, honestly, why are you so decadent?" ”

Wang Zhan: "Do you really want to tell the truth?" ”

Dawen glanced at him: "Nonsense! I don't want to hear the truth, I ask you what are you doing? ”

Wang Fang: "Actually...... I'm not decadent. ”

Da Wenxi smiled: "I'll just say, how can we be talented ......?"

Wang Zhan: "However, in the eyes of others, I am already decadent, it's as simple as that." Others don't understand me, and I don't expect others to understand, isn't there a lot of mediocrity in this world? ”

Dawen: "That's right, this is the arrogance of a talented man." ”

Wang Fang: "Arrogance can't be eaten, but in these years, no one has no food to eat, just do odd jobs to eat, and there is a rental house to live in." This is not fundamentally different from those men who live in luxury houses, drive luxury cars, and put luxury nurses. But this is obviously not the life I want, I can't get it, and even if I get it, it's too hard.

So, I'm ready to go off the rails, abandon the mainstream values, and stop chasing those things. I just want to immerse myself in my own little universe, play all kinds of thought games, and reap my own unique satisfaction. Hundreds of thousands of people buy BMWs in China every year, and even if you become a so-called successful person like Pei Liqun, you are just a mediocre member of these hundreds of thousands of millions of living beings, and what I gain from my own cranky thinking is a very unique satisfaction, and it would be even more remarkable if there were still a small number of people to share my happiness.

I don't know if you understand? ”

Dawen: "Alas, I understand, but the reality is still very cruel, and money still has to be earned." You need the courage of Form 2 to live like this. ”

Wang Bang: "Of course, I know, you are afraid that black snakes, white snakes, and cobras will bite you." ”

Dawen was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

Wang Zhan: "The judge is wearing a black robe, which is a black snake, representing the public procuratorate, and the doctor is wearing a white coat, which is a white snake, and when the child meets the teacher in the future, he is a cobra." ”

Dawen covered his mouth and smiled, it was very good-looking. The class flower of the year, today's older literary and artistic young women, although their skin is a little duller, they still have charm. She said, "It's so funny! ”

Wang Zhan: "Zhou Xiaozheng heard it there, I don't know which dead ghost invented it." But it doesn't matter, isn't it normal for a social jungle to have poisonous snakes? Just be careful, I don't do big deals, I don't deal with black snakes, I teach myself medical knowledge, I don't see the white snake doctor, I don't have children, I have nothing to do with cobras. ”

The Great Writer: "Isn't this the life of a Great Luther?" It's not something that the average person can tolerate. ”

Wang Fang: "Small by the forest, big by the city, am I easy?" ”

When the great lady heard what he said, she laughed so much that she almost cried.

Although everyone is old and has seen the world in society, they will no longer have illusions about the old class flower, but the old class flower was actually amused by a big luther, and the old boys were still a little jealous and hateful, and there was a whisper: "Oh, look, our class flower was amused by a three-jumper, this thing is still flamboyant." ”

Another old boy whispered: "Hmph, what a flamboyant tongue, when I tried to give a lecture back then, I saw this thing shaking his legs on the podium, and his voice was also trembling." Otherwise, why can't he be a teacher? Banhua would actually be amused by a leg-shaking Loser? Is it early or Alzheimer's? ”

Male No. 3: "Don't mind, accumulate some virtues, they are all old classmates, alas, why are the old class flowers still not married?" Wouldn't these two be the rhythm to be together? The Taipan flower ended up in Big Luther, and this joke is a big joke! ”

Whisperer No. 1: "Taipan is old, she won't marry because of a joke, I know her well, she has a successful career, and she is so good that I don't know where to go." ”

At this time, the copycat iPhone of the three jumpers rang.

"What's the matter? I don't have time now, so I'm going to reunite with my classmates...... Recheng Normal University, all of them are teachers from key middle schools...... Yes, they all have successful careers, they all drive Mercedes-Benz BMWs, and they squeeze my Yanmar to a great extent...... I'll drive a big ocean horse, I'm above board, what's the matter...... Ah, little girl, what are you here to do...... Okay, can you play billiards? I don't have a home. ”