Chapter 14: Daddy's Trumpet Technique
"Yang Mengmeng! Come on! Still sitting in the car, I held up the phone and endured the angry roar from my father: "If you want to get married, you won't say a word to your family!" You're going to heaven, aren't you? Is it going to heaven? β
"Dad, I haven't had time to inform you yet" I said pitifully with a bitter face, looking at the two girls and a cat with a wicked smile on their faces in the car, I couldn't help but be angry: "Time is tight! I've just come out of the guardrail now, what's the matter with me when I get back? β
"You're running to the guardrail?" Daddy asked confusedly.? ο½ο½?ο½?οΌ??
I then pretended to be pitiful: "Find a witness! With your son's status and status, who would dare to give me a marriage certificate? You have to find someone with a high enough status, right? β
"Tell me, who did you invite?" Daddy asked with a sneer.
"My godfather!" I'm a serious one.
"Your godfather? Oh, you said Lord Nalan! Okay, he can! "Daddy looked like he let me go.
"Huh? I didn't tell you about my godfather! I was surprised.
Daddy and the old god said: "Don't underestimate your dad too much, your dad has a lot of ability!" Go home right away! What the hell! Your son's marriage still needs to be notified by your son's friend! β
"The knife sued you?" I asked timidly.
"Who do you care? What else do you want to retaliate against? The old man roared: "Sue sΓΉ, I don't care where you do it on the right day, before you have to set up a big banquet in the village for three days, one in the morning, one in the evening, one in the evening (one yo, the meaning of a meal, Northeast dialect)!" β
"Okay, okay, what are you talking about! Get little Aunt Shao over and let him be in charge! Is there any money? Oh yes, I gave you more than nine million in that card, spend whatever you want! Meow Mi, drive slowly! I shouted incoherently.
Daddy's black line fell on me and said, "Do you still have a score?" Get on the highway and let a cat drive! β
"She drives faster than I do! Just look at her energetic look, more like a long-distance driver than me! I said with a bitter face.
"Okay, okay! Get back home as soon as you get back! You need to be mentally prepared first! I'll pump you when you come back! Dad hung up the phone angrily, looked at his mother and said, "It's all your habit!" I didn't even notify my family when I got married! β
The old mother didn't have any ideas, and wiped the table happily with a rag: "My son is getting married!" I'm going to be an old woman too! What about the clothes and bracelets that Xue Ning sent? I'm going to put it on! β
Daddy said with black lines on his head: "Hey, whatever you want, anyway, when that stinky boy comes back, I must beat him very much!" The guts are fat! β
Mom ignored him: "How about letting the village chief give Mengmeng a marriage certificate?" β
"Gotta get it, don't get involved in this matter, the lowest leader of the country will give our son a marriage certificate? Isn't this going to be a joke? Dad squatted in the yard with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking, and stroking Wang Gangdan, who was lying on the chair and blowing the wind, said.
"Yoh? Are you still the eldest young master of the Yang family? Mom smiled with her eyelids.
"It has nothing to do with that, don't you know what your son's identity is?" Daddy asked, puffing out a smoke ring with a cigarette butt.
"He's also my son!" Mom waved her hand domineeringly and wiped the table clean
"Yes, yes, the big wife of the world is the biggest, but your son is also the leader of the three provinces of the Northeast underground forces, so you will find a village chief to give him a marriage certificate, what do you think of his subordinates of those trees?" Daddy asked slowly.
Mom suddenly said: "It's too, then let Mengmeng find it by herself, just rely on his tossing strength, don't worry about it!" β
"Okay, I'll go to the village department, use a loudspeaker - Meng Meng Daxi has to inform the whole village, I'll call your father in a while, see if any relatives in your family can come - probably not, after you left home to marry me, your father thief got angry and broke off the relationship. Hey, it's all from the same township, let's notify, after all, it's blood relatives, and it's not good to always be so old and die without getting along" Dad said quietly.
"You said you are the eldest young master of the Yang family, why are you so miserable? I don't even have a house to marry a daughter-in-law, and my dad can't look down on you! The old mother then wiped the cabinet, looked at her rough hands and sighed: "You haven't seen the old man much, look at me"
Dad stood up slowly, walked to his mother's side and slowly hugged his mother: "In my heart, you are the most beautiful, forever eighteen years old"
Mom smiled, smiled happily, and gently pushed Dad: "Old dead man!" Get out of the village! Bring a cigarette, so that the horn that calls people can't go empty-handed, you can't change this habit? Why don't you give gifts! β
Dad straightened his waist and said with his hands behind his back: "Please, I've been a young master for almost twenty years, it's good if people don't ask me to give me gifts, and I still give gifts to people?" Okay, okay, a cigarette, right? I'm leaving! β
Mom threw out the rag in her hand: "Hurry up and get out!" Old dead man! Why didn't I open my eyes and marry you? As she spoke, the corners of my mother's mouth turned up, and she looked very happy
Dad walked to the village in a hurry, opened a package of the whole China, opened a box and sent when he saw someone: "Lao Zhang, my family will get married in two days, come to drink happy wine!" β
"Lao Yang, what a smoke! Okay, okay, there haven't been any happy events in this village for almost a year! Isn't it a big deal? β
"Why not? My son is married! "Daddy held his chest high, like a proud fighting, and smoked all the way.
When I arrived at the village department, the village chief silently fought the landlord in the office, and when he saw his father, he said with a smile: "Third brother! (My father is known as Yang Laosan in the village, so he is called the third brother!) οΌ
Dad threw over most of the Chinese: "Borrow your loudspeaker for use!" My son is getting married, notify the whole village! β
The village chief smiled and pulled the Chinese stroke into the drawer and asked with a smile: "Meng Meng is married?" What a happy event! When? β
Daddy took a puff of cigarette and said, "The day after tomorrow!" Three days in a row! β
"Third brother! Lavish! "When I saw you move here, I knew that you were not an ordinary person! It's not okay to run a big business for three days without a little money!
"Hey, hey, hey! If you have a chance, you have to do it! Come and have a meal! Daddy said with a smile.
"Hello, good!" The village chief said happily: "Third brother, the horn is connected"
Daddy sat down in front of the big red microphone with a very historical atmosphere and blewed: "Hey, hey? Can you hear me? β
Listening to the voice outside the window, Dad nodded reassuringly: "I'm Yang Laosan!" I'm Yang Laosan! My family is cute and gets married the day after tomorrow! For three days, the villagers came to eat! β
"Notice again! My family got married the day after tomorrow, and I came to eat for three days! β
A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the village was directly shocked by the father's loudspeaker, and there was a lot of discussion:
"The old Yang family wants to hold a banquet?"
"Three days!"
"Xiao Mengmeng wants to get married!"
"It's time to get married! It's twenty-seven! β
"Tut-tut, the old Yang family has a lot of background!"
"Who says it's not, three days of running water, ordinary people can't do it!"
"Sue you, the daughter-in-law of the Yang family is the big boss!"
"So Meng Meng was wrapped?"
"Who's to say it isn't?"
For a while, there were different opinions, and the calm village suddenly had a kind of vitality (to be continued. )