Chapter 110. The legendary "nine-hole plug"

At the shouting of the bear agent, the waiter arrived when he heard the sound. Hearing that the customer ordered the food, he was busy handing over the menu, and Agent Xiong hurriedly handed over the menu to Su Xue flatteringly, and said: "Reporter Su, look at what you like to eat, just order, don't save me money!" ”

Su Xue burst into a smile, like a hundred flowers blooming, and the bear agent was even more reluctant, and said in her heart, this woman is so beautiful when she laughs.

"Then I'll order it casually, don't feel distressed later." Su Xue said.

What is she doing here? Are you flirting with me? Oh, Mida Buddha! Agent Xiong's heart is not to mention how beautiful.

Su Xue took the menu and looked at it, and asked Li Jian and Sun Yang in the MP2 group what they liked to eat, and then ordered a few dishes, not to mention, she really didn't save money for the bear agent, and the average price of three of them was several hundred.

But for Xiong Broker, the more expensive Su Xue ordered, the happier he was.

Su Xue finished ordering here, then handed the menu to Lin Yi and said, "Lin Yi, I don't know what you like to eat, since it's a bear agent's treat, you're welcome, order a few!" After speaking, he winked at Lin Yi.

Lin Yiwaner, it is estimated that Su Xue also regards herself as an "accomplice", and has the meaning of slaughtering the bear agent.

After taking the menu, Lin Yi glanced at it, almost all of them were Cantonese dishes, seafood, and the taste was relatively light.

Agent Xiong was very uninterested in Lin Yi's ordering, and said in his heart that a poor boy knows what to order, at most he ordered some back pot meat, plum vegetables and meat, and then looked at Lin Yi's appearance on the menu, and disdainful, I don't know how to pretend to understand, how many times have you seen this kind of high-end recipe.

"Well, let's have a sashimi abalone." Lin Yi said.

"Sashimi abalone? We have exactly 2 heads of the best abalone, what do you think? The waiter smiled happily at Lin Yi. Because they order this kind of dish, they will have a big commission.

The bear agent "groaned" in his heart, what, sashimi abalone, and 2 heads? This melon baby really dares to order!

Other bear agents don't know, what kind of dog-fart "sashimi abalone" he has eaten here a few times, and each time he is with an important guest to order, on catties, thousands of big, death is expensive.

But today I didn't expect this kid Lin Yi to order this dish, can you afford it?! The bear agent was indignant. But looking at Su Xue's smiling appearance, Agent Xiong forced this sentence in his stomach, and said generously: "It doesn't matter, hurry up and serve the food, as long as Reporter Su is happy, I will be happy!" ”

Just when Agent Xiong was thinking about it, Lin Yi, who was not open-eyed, actually said again: "Eating sashimi abalone is to be paired with top white wine...... Waiter, do you have any good wine here? ”

As soon as he heard this, Agent Xiong had the mind to kick Lin Yi to death with his foot. Turtle Sun, it's good for you to drink good wine like this, and buy you a bottle of Coke.

But on the surface, of course, Agent Xiong couldn't do this in front of a beauty like Su Xue, so he had to be a gentleman, looked at the waiter and smiled slightly, "What wine do you have here?" "The heart said, it's better to be cheaper.

The waiter was very confused, and enthusiastically introduced: "The most expensive wine we have here is imported from France, and a bottle is 1,003!" ”

I have to say that this waiter is very skilled in ordering dishes, only pushing the expensive ones, not the right ones.

Agent Xiong picked up the teacup and took a rare and reserved sip, but before he could answer, Lin Yi, the melon baby, rushed to say again: "That's it, French wine is the best!" ”

"Ahem, ahem!" The bear agent, who drank slowly with a teacup, almost choked to death.

"Agent Xiong, are you alright?" Su Xue asked with concern.

"Ahem, it's okay, it's really okay. The point is good, the point is good. Hehe. Manager Xiong forced a smile.

……

After ordering the food, Agent Xiong felt that he was bleeding profusely anyway, so he tried hard again in order to win the favor of Reporter Su, so he took advantage of the big guy drinking tea and took out something from his bag.

I saw that it was a pigeon-egg-like sleek jade, with a bright color and red color, like the remnant sun covering the snow, which looked very peculiar.

"Reporter Su, I don't know what you like, you don't want the beauty roll just now, you must accept this gadget, this is a baby I bought from other places, it cost five or six thousand yuan, small and cute, round color, you see, I heard that it is the ancient jade of the old pit material." Agent Xiong said as he put the little pigeon-egg-like jade in the palm of his hand and showed it off.

In the soft light, the pigeon egg was shining brightly, exuding an alluring light, and it could be seen that this good thing.

Su Xue is a woman, and there is no woman who doesn't love this kind of little thing, but she is still very reserved and consciously refuses: "I'm sorry, I can't accept this thing, besides, I don't know how to use it if I collect it......"

"Such a good jade, as long as you make a hole and use a red rope, or wear it with a gold necklace, hang it around your neck, and match you more." After saying that, the bear agent also deliberately sighed on the pigeon egg, wiped it with his hand, and shook it under the light, shining brightly.

So Su Xue's beautiful eyes were as "bright" as the pigeon's eggs.

Lin Yi saw that Agent Xiong was showing off so much, looked at the pigeon egg, and something suddenly flashed in his mind, so he kindly reminded: "Agent Xiong, there are some things that can be given away, and some that can't be sent, not to mention this kind of gadget, just keep it for yourself, it's better not to give it to a beautiful woman, let alone hang it around your neck......"

Damn, just like you poor and sour who can't pay the insurance premium, do you still know Gu Yu?

Agent Xiong glared at Lin Yi very dissatisfied, "What do you mean by this?" Why can't this kind of ancient jade be given away? Why can't you take it with you? You should make it clear, don't pretend to understand nonsense here! Agent Xiong finished the words in his stomach in one breath, and then glared at Lin Yi with a pair of bull's eyes.

Lin Yi originally kindly reminded Xiong Agent, lest he make a fool of himself in the future, but he didn't expect him to react so much, and then glanced at Su Xue next to him, and was also looking at himself curiously, and knew that it would be impossible not to explain it clearly today, so he smiled and said, "Maybe I was wrong, this piece of jade ...... It must have been dug up from an ancient tomb, right? ”

"Ahem, what about the dug up? Gu Yu, isn't it all buried in the ground, do you think it's a new product in the counter of a department store? Agent Xiong said unhappily.

Lin Yi smiled, smiled very kindly, and then said, "I don't know if Agent Xiong reads books?" ”

"Reading a book? Ahem, of course, I'm an agent, and I have to learn all the time in order to improve my artistic accomplishment. ”

"That's good, but I don't know if you like to read Lu Xun's works, such as "Scream", "Hesitation" and the like?"

"The Scream and the Wandering? I've heard, ahem, what's wrong? "Agent Xiong can't think of what these two books write even if he wants to break his head.

"Then you must have read the "Divorce" in "Hesitation", right?"

Agent Xiong was almost stunned by Lin Yi, couldn't help it, and said, "Just say it, don't beat around the bush, what's wrong with me being such a good Guyu?" “

"Alas!" Lin Yi sighed, and then said, "This piece of jade is actually a 'nine-hole plug'. After saying this, Lin Yixin said, I should understand it now.

However, Agent Xiong looked at the pigeon egg, then at Lin Yi, and then asked a very idiotic question, "What, what is the 'nine-hole plug'?" “

Dizzy!

Only then did Lin Yi know that this bear agent was a "chick" in antiques, and he really didn't know how he bought this jade.

"Ahem," Lin Yi glanced around and said, "Everyone has to eat, and there are some things that are hard to say." “

"What, stop selling it, say!" Agent Xiong is in a hurry, he has been ruined by this kid, don't want to fool the past.

Lin Yi was helpless, and sighed: "The nine-hole plug is actually ...... . “

Flutter!

A few people who were drinking tea almost squirted out.

……

"There is a silver coin on the top, and a jade plug on the bottom." In ancient times, when a man with a little money died, when he was buried, he had to put a silver coin (the poor also put copper coins) in his mouth, let him hold it, and then use a jade "stopper" to block his underneath.

Lu Xun's "Hesitation-Divorce" has the following description: "This is the 'fart plug', which was stuffed there when the ancients were buried. The Seven Adults were holding a rock-like thing, and as he spoke, he wiped his nose twice, and then said, "It's a pity that it's a 'new pit'." It can also be bought, at the latest, Han. You see, this is the ...... of 'mercury immersion'. ”

Although Lin Yi likes to buy books, he doesn't know much about jade antiques, but he reads books and rejects them, and he is well-read and memorized, so he remembers a lot of knowledge and small allusions about antiques.

But this time it hurt the bear agent, embarrassed, extremely embarrassed, he actually asked a big beauty to hang this thing on her neck, and she felt very "dirty" when she thought about it.

Fortunately, at this time, the dishes were served, and the bear agent hurriedly threw the pigeon eggs into his leather bag, picked up the chopsticks and said: "The dish is good, everyone eats vegetables, eats vegetables, hehe!" "But I was wondering if I should wash my hands first?

……

After eating, I saw that it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon.

The whole dinner was very discordant, especially the part where I offered my treasure, which was really embarrassing. Agent Xiong was unwilling, so he took the initiative to ask to send Su Xue back by car in order to better contact the relationship.

"You're welcome, my car is parked in a nearby mall, and it's not a good car, it's just a new BMW...... Hehe, it also cost me a lot of money. Agent Xiong said with a smile.

In this year when BYD is still running on the street, it is already magnificent enough to own a private BMW car, and in the eyes of Agent Xiong, this is the last move to save face.

Su Xue didn't want to trouble Agent Xiong anymore, and said: "It's not a way, it's not good, besides, you have to send Li Jian and Sun Yang to ......."

Agent Xiong immediately said: "They are all such big people, they don't need me to send them, but you, Reporter Su, don't you see outside, it's natural for a man to send a woman back, well, you won't give face, right?" ”

Seeing that Agent Xiong said this, the two members of the MP2 combination made peace on the side, and Su Xue had no choice but to follow Agent Xiong to the shopping mall not far in front to pick up the car.

Bear agent said is really right, walked only 30 meters, I saw a huge shopping mall parking space, parked more than a dozen different styles of cars, but most of them are what JAC, Citroen and other small brands, or the common Volkswagen, Honda, Hyundai, etc., compared with the bear broker's new and bright BMW, directly a few grades lower.

The bear agent was not happy for long, and found that his car was blocked by another car and couldn't drive out, and what was even more annoying was that the car blocking him was a brand-new Land Rover!

This kind of car bear agent has seen it in car magazines, and the price of up to 3 million directly made him shrink his head, but now, now the expensive luxury car is blocked in front of his car, my day, isn't this intentionally against me?

So Agent Xiong couldn't care about anything anymore, and shouted loudly: "Whose car is this?" Whose car?! ”

The roar shook the sky.

attracted everyone's attention.

Su Xue felt a little embarrassed, and Lin Yi walked up to Agent Xiong and said, "Agent Bear---"

"What's the matter?" Agent Xiong glared at him angrily, "If you want to take a ride, just wait for a while!" ”

"No, I mean, this car is mine!" Lin Yi smiled, then took out the car key and pressed it, only to see the Land Rover ticking.

At this moment, Agent Xiong only felt that the sound was extremely harsh. (To be continued.) )