PS。 This chapter is full of high energy, please skip this chapter directly, Brother Guardian, please don't look around

Ps. The author is definitely not a thief, absolutely not!

ps. The lyrics are made up by me, you can't find it, you can't find it, you can't find it, you can't find it, you can't find it, you can't find it,

"Hello? Father! I'm on my way and I'll be back in a moment! Well, yes! Won't I say it! I have a boyfriend! By the way, I'll take my boyfriend home in a moment! You don't have a nose, it's not a nose, your face isn't a face, oops! Okay, okay! Xue Xuening, who was sitting next to me, hung up the phone from her father very helplessly, and I could guess with my ass that the main content of the call was to force her to go home on a blind date.

The old man has no objection to his daughter taking a man home, people have been stormy for so many years, what kind of battle has not been seen?

Xue Xue smiled apologetically at me and explained, "My dad urged me to go home again!" Hey, these people like to force people to go on blind dates as soon as they get older, and this is the fourth! I don't know when this is a head! ”

I smiled undeniably, old men and old ladies basically think like this, when will their children get married, when will they retire. Of course, the old man and the old lady in my family can be a little better, and they haven't forced me to bring a girlfriend home or anything over the years, okay, I had a girlfriend at that time

If you can't do it this year, just take Xue Xuening back, I'm going to just lead Meow Mi, my dad will definitely beat me out! To be honest, if I am empty-handed, I can't beat my old man! His skills were trained in the army, and when he was young, the old man was the top soldier of the whole army, and he had lost once in his life -- the opponent was a monk from the Shaolin Temple, who was a guard of the commander of the group army at that time, and I heard that he was later transferred to the company directly under the capital garrison as a martial arts instructor

With such careful thoughts, I didn't speak, just looked at Xue Xue Ning smug and smiled proudly, and finally laughed at her, and turned her head directly out of the window.

To be honest, my driving skills are average, but driving in the city is definitely enough, I am still fine if I don't drive too fast, as long as I don't let me get on the highway, under the guidance of Xue Xuening, we successfully left the city and walked on the asphalt road to the suburbs.

"Anyway, why do you rich people like to live in the suburbs? The city can't fit you, can it? I grinned.

Xue Xue glanced at me: "Why do you have to crowd the city with a group of people if you have money?" The air is not good, and the water is not good! No matter how high the house is, you can't see the sun! ”

"It's not you capitalists who are making trouble!" I am not without malice.

"Hey! Find the difference, right? My family runs a supermarket, not a factory! You have a complaint to go to the factory owner! Don't shake this cough with the old lady! If you want to focus on energy conservation and emission reduction for 20 years, why do you drive this car? My little mini has a lot less fuel than your big Jeep! Do you still have the face to say about me? Xue Xuening's mouth was as sharp as ever, and I was speechless.

Seeing that I didn't speak, she opened her mouth: "Tell me your old story!" I've always felt like you're not that simple. ”

I glanced at her and snorted, "It's not that simple, you can find a partner to talk to"

Xue Xue was so angry that she trembled: "I let you tell the story, but I didn't let you play The Voice of China!" You're enough! Can it be a little square? Good! Don't you love to sing! Come, sing a song to your aunt and grandma, if you sing well, your aunt will be rewarded! ”

Xue Xuening's beating sex of the landlord's wife almost made me throw my eyes out, it seems that women are fickle, and the ancients did not deceive me!

As soon as I heard the singing, Meow Mi also came to the spirit: "The master sings!" The host sings a song! ”

I turned my head and glared at this little thing who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and smiled at Xue Xue Ning: "I can sing!" You're so embarrassed! ”

Meow Mi pouted: "The master can sing!" It's a good song! ”

Xue Xue Ning glanced at me with a smile: "Pretend, and then pretend to meow Mike to leak all your bottom and sing!" ”

I glared at the two women, big and small, and said viciously, "You said it! Don't regret it! ”

Xue Xue Ning's stubborn temper also came up: "Hmph! The words spoken by the old lady are the water that is spilled, you sing yours! No regrets! ”

Good! Damn! Can I still be lowered by a woman? Underestimate me too much!

I took a deep breath, recalled the lyrics in my head, and opened my mouth to whisper:

ay

Beat the drums and beat the gongs

Stop the gongs and drums, I want to sing

My brother sang to my sister

My sister laughed when she heard it

I want to ask my brother what he sings

Let's start with a song of eighteen mills

"Yang Mengmeng! You're going to die! You can sing this kind of song! Xue Xue blushed and clenched her fist and slapped me on the shoulder.

"You asked me to sing a little song! Young grandma, don't you regret what you said! Listen to the music and listen to the whole book, don't bother me, obedient! I smiled and said obscenely (I made it up, don't use it indiscriminately).

Xue Xuening rolled up her sleeves: "The old lady is out of the way, if you dare to sing, I dare to listen, see which of us can do whom!" ”

Sister, I respect you as a man!

I went on to sing:

Touch your head, sister, you are so gentle

Touch your face, let's have a big adventure

Three touch your cheeks, sister, you are so cute

Touch your neck, my sister will be my wife

Five, touch your shoulder, brother, I like it so much

Six touch your back, brother, I'll sleep with you

Seven touch your waist, sister is so coquettish today

Eight touch your hand, you come with me tonight

Nine touch your chest, brother, I'll go to space

Ten touch your belly, brother, I'll shake the tree

Eleven touch your buttocks, brother, I'm so a**

Twelve touch your legs, sister, you have a lot of water

Thirteen touch your feet, brother, I can't afford to be early

Fourteen touch your pipa bones, and my sister will dance for my brother

Fifteen touched your neck, sister, you are really loved by all people

Sixteen touched your crotch shaft, brother, I love you

Seventeen touch your black and straight, brother, I really can't help myself

Eighteen sharpen my machine gun, this dream is ridiculous

Ahh

While singing the end note, I admired Xue Xuening's ghostly expression, which portrayed too many things, including shock, disbelief, unspeakable admiration, and helplessness

Xue Xue Ning sighed: "Mengmeng, I didn't expect you to be so versatile, underestimate you, it's quite difficult to memorize the whole book."

I looked at her in shock, holding the steering wheel with one hand and touching her head with the other: "What nonsense are you talking about if you don't have a fever?" ”

Xue Xue Ning pulled my hand away: "I'm fine, I just made some decisions in my heart."

I said aggrievedly like an insulted little lady: "If you ask me to sing, I will sing to you, what do you want?" ”

Xue Xue looked at me straight and hooked: "Yang Mengmeng! I thought you weren't serious, but I didn't expect you to be so serious! I've decided! Before I marry you, I have to send you to an etiquette school to study specifically! Otherwise, the old lady will be angry with you sooner or later! If you do this to my dad in a while, I'm going to kill you, absolutely! ”

Meow and Meow: ""