"Mengmeng, shouldn't we buy a house?" Xue Xuening, who was sitting in the co-pilot, asked me.

"What's wrong? Well, it's really time to buy one, I remember I had a villa quite big, but that place is a bit out of the way, and there have been dead people, and the most annoying thing is that it's still in the suburbs, so let's buy another suite. I thought for a moment.

"Then let's go now!" Xue Xue Ning, this is shopping** up! If she doesn't buy it, it's a big item when she buys it! House! Even if Hetai City is only a third-tier prefecture-level city, but a large house costs seven or eight hundred thousand, which is also a lot of money for ordinary people - of course, Xue Xuening is definitely not the daughter of an ordinary family, she sends me more than this amount every month!

I asked with a bitter face, "Do you have to do it now?" I've just been ravaged by my daddy, and I'm tired! ”

At this time, Xue Xue Ning asked with a golden light in her eyes, "Do you and your uncle know martial arts?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and replied, "Well, I did practice for a few years, but I didn't have any great achievements. ”

"Who is better, you or uncle?" Xue Xue Ning then asked, it seems that women, no matter how big or small, have a natural interest in martial arts, and they all yearn for the world of rivers and lakes where white-clothed Shengxue and grievances and hatreds are longed for.

I cried and said, "I'm no better than him!" I didn't even try out his depth when I was so old, and I would fight with him whenever I thought I could beat him, and then every time I would lie in bed for days, and then my mother would take good care of me while scolding him with her ears pulled

"I think your relationship with your uncle is so strange!" Xue Xue thought for a moment and said.

"Isn't it strange? With such a strange father, even if the force value is outrageous, the work is very improper, and every day is like a game in the world - didn't I say, 80% of my unreliability is with him! The remaining 20 percent follow my master, if you want to beat your father every day, and then every time you are beaten by your father to a half-crippled person, you will be able to understand the relationship between me and my father," I said in frustration.

Xue Xue Ning smiled slightly: "But I can see that my uncle and aunt love you very much."

"They're sorry! I was raised as a girl until I was seven years old! I was the same as a little girl before I was in elementary school, but it's a shame that my mom didn't find a picture of me when I was a child, otherwise you would have laughed at me for the rest of your life! You know? I always thought I was a girl until I was seven years old! Don't think that my parents named me Yang Mengmeng wrongly! They just got up according to their daughters! I said indignantly.

Xue Xue smiled indifferently: "There is still such a thing? Next time I go home, I'll be sure to see what you were like when you were a kid! In other words, do you have such a childhood without a psychological shadow or something? ”

I touched my chin and thought, "Does transvestism count?" I subconsciously like to wear women's clothes, forget it, I won't show you the stills of me when I wear women's clothes, otherwise you will definitely think you are doing it! ”

Xue Xue Ning became more and more curious: "I didn't expect you to have such a side?" ”

"Everyone has such a devil in their hearts, I just like to let the devil bask in the sun, in fact, it's not a big deal, you can go further if you can face yourself, right?" I laughed.

Xue Xue nodded thoughtfully: "How about we go to the garden community to have a look?" ”

"You haven't forgotten to buy a house for so long? Oh my God, how strong is the ** you want to buy a house! Okay, I can't resist you, just go, anyway, I still have a little family background, since your dowry has arrived, leave the matter of the marriage room to me. I puffed up my chest and said proudly.

Xue Xue Ning glanced at me, and then smiled: "Okay, it's so happily decided, my little man!" ”

"Give me the little print! Isn't it two years younger than you? As for shivering so much at me? Sue you, your husband and I are very high-level! That's the storage zài that people call their brothers! "I said unfairly.

"Okay, you're the best! My little man! Xue Xuening still hasn't removed the word I hate the most

"Okay, you won, isn't it good to say Lakeside Villa? Why do you have to buy a house in a garden complex? I asked.

Xue Xue Ning said as a matter of course: "The villa is too deserted, hundreds of square meters have no human touch at all!" It's time-consuming and laborious to clean up, and you can't draw it! ”

"Hey! Don't forget, we still have pets! People raise a large dog and buy a villa, we raise such a goods, do you think a small apartment can accommodate her? It would be nice if she didn't tear down the ceiling! "I have a meow in my head, this thing is not honest, don't expect her to stay in the small house honestly!

Xue Xuening also remembered this stubble: "Okay, let's buy a villa, should we buy a small apartment or a large apartment?" ”

I said with a nouveau riche face: "Buy big!" The bigger, the better! There is a greenhouse to buy it directly and farm the land! ”

Xue Xue Ning knocked on my arm in disgust: "Let's get down to business!" ”

"Hey! Don't move! I'm driving without a license! I have had a wish since I was a child - to live in the biggest house, and when I had money for a while, I built a building for myself to live in, and it felt like no one else! Now I have sequelae, and I get depressed when I look at the ceiling that is less than three meters high," I remembered.

"Yo? If you have a house, then we don't have to buy it, just use it as a wedding house! One building! Where? Xue Xue teased.

I laughed dryly: "Later, I lost my family, and I didn't need a house after I went to college, and then that building was used as the headquarters of the group." If you really want to live, let them move out for Lao Tzu as soon as I give an order! ”

"Don't mind! Let's buy a house! Xue Xue Ning chuckled.

The car stopped at the sales office of the lakeside villa, and sure enough, the appearance of the sales lady who sold the villa was a grade higher than that of the sales lady who sold a small apartment - not much worse than the flight attendant! I don't even hear what these women say anyway - they all got a fourth grade in every debate! Speech and eloquence are above level 8! Since ancient times, these sales ladies want to debate, they can definitely refute those guys in the debate team speechless!

The uniform of the sales lady is a slim small cheongsam, this kind of clothes is good is too good to line the figure, and your figure can be infinitely magnified by this dress with a slight flaw - this is also the reason why this game should be popular in the Republic of China and is declining now, at that time, women's nutrition was not available, there was no too fat, and all of them were small waists. I'm not going to talk about it now, Taila hatred!

I touched my chin to see if I would make a few sets of translucent materials by myself and let Xue Xue Ning wear them for me - that scene should not be too beautiful!

"Sir? Mr! "When the sales lady saw my pig brother on my face, she couldn't help but remind me, but I was still immersed in the beautiful dream woven by Xue Xuening and didn't want to wake up.

"What do you think? Laughing so lewdly? If I didn't know you, I wouldn't be able to come within two meters of you! Xue Xue Ning asked in my ear.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm thinking of making you a few sexy and weird cheongsams for you to wear to show me that your body is absolutely perfect, and I'll give you 100 points for that thrilling S-shape!" I said softly.

"Death Phase!" She stepped on my foot in annoyance and walked to the sales lady: "What is the type of house now?" ”

The sales lady walked to the side of the model with Xue Xuening, and pointed to a bunch of model houses: The lakeside villa area is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and it is the best choice for you to choose a residence."

She didn't wait for her to finish before I interrupted: "Forget the advertising slogan, say it!" ”

The sales lady looked at me like a raccoon who had been beaten with a stick, confused and innocent, and quickly sorted out her thoughts and said: "We have two types of apartments for you to choose from - 600 square meters of duplex and 400 square meters of independent units, duplex apartments can allow you to better interact with neighbors, of course, if you like a quiet or more private space, I still build yì you choose an independent house." The independent house type will give you a set of independent yards, the yard is about 200 meters, and the vegetation of the lawn is high-quality grass species imported from abroad, which is not easy to grow insects slowly"

At this time, a sales lady saw the car parked outside our door, walked to the side of the sales lady who was chatting and whispered softly.

At this time, the sales lady suddenly changed her head: "We provide a better choice for customers who are not particularly financially wealthy - 100 square meters of hardcover villas, or you can choose other commercial houses of our company."

At this time, no matter how stupid I am, I can hear the meaning of the sales lady - if you don't have money, buy a small house, open a Passat and buy a villa?

I really want to give myself a slap in the face at this time! If I borrowed Lori Huang's Enzo Ferrari, I wouldn't dare to talk to me like this if I borrowed the sales lady's four dares! Sure enough, you need to have a good attitude when pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, otherwise you are ready to die of anger!

I held back a smile and asked Xue Xue Ning: "We don't have a lot of money, which one do you fancy it?" I turned to the sales lady again and asked, "Can I install?" ”

The sales lady's face remained unchanged: "Yes, but what type of apartment does Mr. like?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Xue Xue Ning said with a frosty face: "Independent house, full settlement!" Immediately open the ticket - Yang Mengmeng, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is so interesting? ”

I saw that the main palace lady was angry, and hurriedly smiled: "Oh, pretending to be forced, life is more colorful!" Why are you angry? Just listen to cross talk! It's not okay to call the people who can call the shots, and make Lao Tzu anxious and complain to you! When Lao Tzu didn't see it? It's especially the Phaeton of Lao Tzu as a Passat! Lao Tzu doesn't buy a house and shakes this cough with you? After a while, my wife was really angry, and I immediately found someone to level your villa, believe it or not? ”

The sales lady's face changed slightly, and she hurriedly used the internal phone to find the manager, and the responsibility of the owner of this kind of millions of large orders was very great, and the sales lady was afraid that she would not be able to bear it, so she could only call the manager.

I didn't give a good face to this smiling young man: "Hurry up and go through the formalities, I'm going to get married!" Next time, organize a training session in your sales office and teach them how to distinguish between a Passat and a Phaeton! ”

The manager still smiled and said yes, Xue Xuening's face is better, after all, it is a very annoying thing to be despised when you come to shop, forget it if you don't have money, the most annoying thing is that you are obviously rich but you are despised by others Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger You really have a good attitude, don't wait for you to slap your face, you are angry first!

I walked out of the sales office with Xue Xuening, facing the oncoming autumn breeze, it was exceptionally cool, and I smiled slightly: "Open the room!" ”

Xue Xue smiled coquettishly and said, "No, uncle, we don't make an appointment!" ”