Chapter 30: Witchcraft
Speaking of disguise techniques, He Xiaofeng suddenly remembered the four major evil arts in Asia circulating on the Internet. Thai Sex Reassignment, Stick Country Plastic Surgery, Island Country Makeup Surgery, and Chinese PS Surgery.
It is said that as long as you use these evil arts, even if it is ugly and earth-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods can make you instantly turn into a heavenly immortal and be sought after by tens of thousands of people.
He Xiaofeng thought, the disguise technique of the martial arts plane is at most a change of clothes, and a little thing on the face that I don't know what the hell is, how can it be so outrageous now?
Think about it, those women apply a layer of powder on their faces, then trim their eyebrows, wear false pupils, false eyelashes, pinch their noses, lipstick, and bra pads...... All in all, it's all about it, and your mom doesn't even know you.
With all these makeup materials and some makeup tutorials, it should be enough to call it a disguise technique, right? He Xiaofeng now has 15% VIP experience, and it doesn't matter much if the transaction fails. He was desperate to master more of his abilities from the Outer Plane, so he wanted to try this trade.
When it comes to makeup, He Xiaofeng doesn't know anything. It usually doesn't take him more than five minutes from getting up to going out, let alone putting a bunch of things on his face.
This kind of ability, of course, can only ask women, He Xiaofeng's first thought is Ling Qianqian, as a model, she is definitely a master in makeup and dressing.
He Xiaofeng sent a message to Ling Qianqian on WeChat: "Ice cream, do you know what cosmetics can make people look like a different person?" Also, are there any makeup tutorials to send me? ”
Ling Qianqian didn't reply to the message for a while, probably because there was something. He Xiaofeng waited in the office for a long time, but she didn't reply, and soon it was time for lunch at noon, He Xiaofeng went to the company restaurant.
He Xiaofeng cooked the meal and beckoned Ye Zhishuai to sit together. Ye Zhishuai smiled: "Xiaofeng, sit by yourself, there are already people waiting for me." He pointed to a small table.
He Xiaofeng looked over there, and saw that the petite beauty Tang Yan from the Personnel Department was looking at him embarrassedly, as if he was waiting for Ye Zhishuai. He Xiaofeng glanced at Ye Zhishuai, "I forgot my friends when I saw it." ”
Ye Zhishuai pouted and said, "Cut, how noble you seem to be when you say it." I ask you, if you were to be exiled on a desert island, would you choose a man to accompany you, or a woman to accompany you? ”
He Xiaofeng said: "I choose a group of women. ”
"Shameless enough! I've got three points of skill. ”
"It's only three points of skill, so how do you choose?" He Xiaofeng asked.
"I eat both men and women!" After Ye Zhishuai finished speaking, both of them laughed. Ye Zhishuai walked towards Tang Yan, and suddenly turned around halfway through, signaled to He Xiaofeng out of the corner of his eye, and said, "The person who accompanied you is here." ”
Over there, Xiang Yinyue was holding her lunch and walking with slender steps. Her hair was raised high, and she was wearing a professional OL women's dress, a small red suit with a black bandeau underneath, and a piece of snow-white skin could be seen.
Xiang Yuyue was wearing a skirt on her lower body, just exposing her thighs near her knees. I have to say that this kind of slip on the body of a woman is very attractive, not only can the long legs be displayed, but also the smooth and flat color of the fabric makes the swing of the hips appear extremely obvious.
In this restaurant, many male colleagues looked at Xiang Yuyue with blank eyes.
Xiang Yinyue smiled lightly at He Xiaofeng and asked, "Are you together?" ”
"It's an honor!" He Xiaofeng naturally would not refuse.
"Ahem!" A deliberate cough sounded behind He Xiaofeng. He turned his head and saw that it was Fang Hong, the Minister of Personnel.
Fang Hong is dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and his hair is shiny, but he is very leaderlike. His face was a little unsightly, and he said, "That little item, how many work problems do you have, let's talk while eating?" ”
Xiang Yuyue frowned slightly, and said, "Since it's a matter of work, let's talk about the time of work!" She obviously refused, Fang Hong said embarrassedly: "Okay, let's talk about it when we go to work in the afternoon." ”
Fang Hong watched Xiang Yuyue and He Xiaofeng chatting while smiling and sitting together to eat, holding back the fire in his heart. He still clearly remembers the incident of this kid slapping his face.
In addition, He Xiaofeng is so good at deliberately not making a move when those thugs beat him, Fang Hongke has always kept it in mind. Right now, this kid is so close to the woman he fancies. Fang Hong couldn't wait to step forward and beat He Xiaofeng up immediately!
"He Xiaofeng, offended me, let's see!" Fang Hong's eyes showed a hint of coldness, he was able to become the head of the personnel department of the mythical company in the first year, so he naturally had some ability.
He Xiaofeng can't be rectified anywhere else, but in Mythical Company, it's much simpler!
After eating, He Xiaofeng returned to the office to rest. found that Ling Qianqian replied to the message, but instead of telling him how to put on makeup, she questioned him.
Ling Qianqian: "What do you want cosmetics for?" Also, who are you going to teach makeup? Be honest! ”
Of course, He Xiaofeng couldn't tell the matter of the plane transaction, so he had to send a message: "Help a friend." ”
Ling Qianqian: "Male or female? How old is it? Height, name, photo! ”
He Xiaofeng looked at the news, in a cold sweat, how did he feel like he was being interrogated like a prisoner? In order to justify himself, he had to make up a reason.
Uncle He: "I'm not for someone, I have a friend who wants to be a micro-business and sell these things." He didn't know much, so he asked me to ask, if you are free, you can help. The more complete the cosmetics, the better, he wants to buy a full set, anyway, it's not bad for money. ”
Ling Qianqian: "Oh, that's no problem. But your friend doesn't know anything and does this, his heart is too wide! ”
Uncle He: "I don't know, maybe he's brain-dead!" ”
Ling Qianqian: "Later, I'll send over the product categories, links, and makeup tutorials." By the way, if you bought these things for another woman, I can't spare you! ”
Uncle He: "Eh, why?" ”
Ling Qianqian: "(White-eyed) No why, this queen is so willful!" ”
Uncle He: "(Sweating) Don't worry, these things are definitely commodities for sale." "Selling is selling, but selling to people in other planes.
After talking to Ling Qianqian, He Xiaofeng was relieved. He and Ling Qianqian have known each other for a few years, and they know that this ice cream beauty is not the kind of vase that can only be decorated, but a superwoman with strong work ability.
Not to mention anything else, Ling Qianqian spent all the money she earned from school to society. She never mentions her parents to others, and sometimes He Xiaofeng even suspects that she is an orphan.
He Xiaofeng spent another half a day in the office, and when he was about to get off work in the afternoon, he was called to the office by Zhang Jianming.
These days, there is nothing going on in the entire technical department, basically just a few programmers are working on some small vulnerability patches, and Zhang Jianming is also very idle.
He said to He Xiaofeng: "There is something I want to tell you in advance, in two days, our technical department will have a guest, you have to prepare." ”