133. A real goal machine
"Welcome to the weekend edition of 'Match Day', I'm Gary Lineker. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Tottenham Hotspur is punctual on the BBC's live room every week, and across from him sits Liverpool legend Mark Laurenson.
"The 36th round of the Premier League has come to an end, and we will take you through these 10 games in the show."
The big screen behind them showed the results of 10 matches.
"Let's take a look at the top of the list first, oh, it doesn't really make any sense, there was no suspense about this position a month ago, isn't it, Mark?" Lineker turned to ask his partner.
Laurence is reluctant but must nod: "Manchester United's 4-1 win at home to Chelsea has turned what could have been a title race at the start of the season into a training match within the United squad, and Spanish coach Rafael Benitez has failed to prove to his boss that he is better than Roberto Di Matteo, the Italian manager. β
Manchester United's No.7 once again dominated the game with two shots and a pass, and Old Trafford's new king has scored 53 goals in the league this season, more than even two-thirds of the club's goals...... We called Alan Shearer to talk to him about it after the game, and the Newcastle legend told me straight after listening to the question, well, I'll learn," Lineker pursed his lips and said in Shearer's voice, "Gud-Qin is definitely the greatest goalscorer in Premier League history, he's a real goal machine!" It's a privilege not to be in the same era as him! β
'Arsenal had the last laugh in a thrilling clash with Queens Park Rangers, having struggled in the relegation zone for a season without getting the points they wanted, and they had one foot in the Championship as Arsenal leapfrogged Chelsea to third place in the table with their only goal of the game.
"Manchester City and Swansea have exchanged blanks, and I heard that Manchester City is going to invite Pep Guardiola, who is resting at home, to coach, but I don't know if it's true......"
'Liverpool and Everton were also 0-0, but the Merseyside derby was much more intense than Manchester City, with Brendan Brendan Rodgers and David Moyes leading the team in a sparkling battle that saw both sides have 48 shots on goal β well, even though neither of them scored.
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Three days later, on May 8.
'It's a midweek special for 'Matchday,' Lineker said again, 'just after the three rematch matches in the 33rd round of league fixtures have just ended, Chelsea, who had just been bloodied by Manchester United three days earlier, have not recovered from returning to their home stadium after being held to a 2-2 draw by Tottenham at Stamford Bridge, a draw that has not only prevented the Blues from overtaking Arsenal to regain third place, but is also just five points clear of fifth-placed Tottenham. If Benitez is not careful, Chelsea could miss out on the Champions League for the second year in a row. β
'Manchester City's narrow 1-0 win over West Bromwich Albion was nothing to praise in this game, the blue moon had no manager, and the bloomers had no desire, and the combined number of shots on goal from both sides was less than ten, which showed how dull the game was.
As for Manchester United's away game against Stoke City, it could probably be described as such...... It took 70 minutes for a group of rotation players to score a valuable goal, then the number seven came on, and then the whole team was activated, even Anderson and Macheda became able to play, and then he scored a goal and helped Hernandez to score another goal, so the final score became 3-0. β
"To be honest, it's not interesting to watch Manchester United play right now," John Mortensen, the number one fan of the BBC, shrugged, "The only thing that sustains me now is how many goals Gude Qin can score this season?" β
"After 36 league games, he has scored 54 goals, and Manchester United's last two rounds are against mid-table teams who have no desire to do so, so we may be able to expect more," Lineker smiled. β
"I don't think so, Gary," Mortenson shook his head, "you know, this season, Goodchin missed three league games at the beginning of the season due to his labor certification application, and then had a long run-in with the team, and missed at least six league games because of his participation in the national team, plus two minor injuries, he actually only got 25 appearances in the first 36 league games, including five substitutes. If he can maintain the status quo, his run-in with the team will reach its best next season, and the Chinese team that has already qualified will not have too many qualifying tasks, and at that time, Manchester United No. 7 may usher in the most terrifying era! β
Lineker rubbed his chin and laughed: "Oh my God, he is now averaging more than two goals per game, and he is a terrifying existence in the entire history of English professional football, do you think he will be even more terrifying next season?" I'm now looking forward to next season! β
A week later, May 11.
Wembley Stadium.
"Ladies and gentlemen, turn on your TV on a warm afternoon and watch the 2012-2013 FA Cup final, broadcast exclusively by BBC Sport, against Manchester United and Wigan Athletic, I'm John Mortensen and I'm sitting next to Mark Laurenson."
(BBC, as a national broadcaster, can't afford to compete with private channels like Sky for the big pie of the Premier League, and they can only get the rights to broadcast live in cups like the League Cup and FA Cup.) οΌ
"Hello, I'm Mark, and I'm glad to be with John to give you a commentary." Liverpool legend Laurenson said with a smile, "I really hope Wigan Athletic can get the final victory." β
"Haha, Sir Alex Ferguson probably won't be as you hope, his team regained the lost league title for a year back in early April with unstoppable momentum, so for some time now, the Scottish manager has been making a lot of rotation to ensure that the players are better distributed, and the facts have proved him the right choice, Manchester United swept Jose Mourinho's Real Madrid 9-1 over two legs in the Champions League semi-finals, and entered the Champions League final strongly. It is only natural that they are also more favored in this matchup. β
"Compared to the Red Devils, who are in the limelight, their opponents are much worse," Mortensen appeared behind the league standings, "As of 36 rounds, Wigan Athletic has only scored 35 points, an average of less than 1 point per game, only one place higher than Reading and Queens Park Rangers, who have already confirmed relegation...... Their players are probably more interested in winning three points in a league game than an FA Cup winner, right? Otherwise, they will be the first team to be relegated from the league and have to represent England in the Europa League......
In fact, Wigan Athletic defeated Manchester City in the final and then represented England in the Europa League the following season, where they were knocked out in the group stage by a group of small Eastern European countries......
In the dressing room, Ferguson did not give his disciples any more tactics, which had been communicated to every player by the coaching staff during the week's training.
He just looked at the fighters who were about to take the stage, and one by one made sure that they all had the flame of victory burning in their eyes.
"One last word," he motioned to McPheran to open the locker room door, "I don't want to lose to a team that is about to be relegated to the second division, because if I lose to him, I'm afraid there will be no more shame in my life, I'm a very vindictive old man, you know?" β
"Wigan Athletic's name will never appear among your enemies, boss!"
Qin Goode answered the 72-year-old head coach's question with a hearty roar.
On his left arm, a strip of bright yellow cloth was wrapped.
There was a black word on it.
βcaptainβγ
It was his first appearance as Manchester United captain.
He won't give Wigan Athletic any chance! (To be continued.) )