If you're too honest, how can you still be on a variety show? What you want is your sense of humor!

Yang An hates iron and steel: "I can't refuse, but at least I have to fight for some benefits for myself!" Do you think your sister came along? She's your temporary agent, isn't she? She hasn't eaten or drunk any water, right? ”

Zhou Jinying avoided the camera, covered her mouth and ran away with a smile, she was like other artists' agents, responsible for taking the artist's luggage, answering the phone, taking care of the wallet, and dealing with some urgent affairs.

Xiao Dongbei said: "Think about your sister, it's such a cold day, ho~ cold and hungry, ho~ Should you resist?" ”

Yang An pulled Li Jingtian: "Jingtian, if you don't ask for it again, you won't have a chance!" ”

The two gritted their teeth and rebelled: "Protest! We want better treatment! ”

Sun Cannon beckoned and stretched out four envelopes, two A, two B: "Give you two first-class seats, and the other two are economy class." Please choose! ”

Choose......

This word has a shadow in everyone's hearts!

First class should be a better treatment, the four of them thought about it, and each drew an envelope.

Open the envelope and announce the results, similar shots are always the highest ratings, Yang An knows this very well, and every time he comes here, he has to guide everyone to put on a show together.

The stupid Zhou Jinci and Li Jingtian have never had experience in this kind of reality show, and they are ready to open the envelope directly to see the results.

Yang An immediately shouted: "Wait a while!" Jin Ci, do you want to exchange with me? ”

Xiao Dongbei is getting more and more on the road, like a bad uncle looking at Li Jingtian: "Jingtian, do you want to challenge our luck?" Give you a chance to change! ”

Li Jingtian smiled and said, "Okay, Brother Bei, I'll change it with you!" ”

Yang An looked at Zhou Jinci expectantly, but Zhou Jinci shook his head: "I'm sorry, Brother Yang, I still won't change it." ”

Xiao Dongbei changed the envelope, and he was happy.

At this time, the two of them had already tore open the envelope and high-fived in celebration: "yes! First Class! ”

Yang An and Xiao Dongbei were disgraced, the two of them took economy class, and they lost again!

"Brother difficult, don't talk about brother, I am willing to lose the bet, let's go......" Xiao Dongbei shook his head and sighed, and walked to the ticket gate.

Zhou Jinci and Li Jingtian laughed, entered in advance from the VIP channel, special car pick-up, special service, and enjoyed it very much!

An hour later, four people boarded the plane.

The first-class guests went up first, Li Jingtian and Zhou Jinci came to their places, saw the clothes on the seats, and were stunned: "What is this?" ”

The flight attendant next to him smiled: "Please change into the clothes of the flight attendants!" ”

Li Jingtian was still saying that the first-class cabin was good, but at this time, it changed 180 degrees, and he was speechless: "I knew that the production team was not so kind, and the PDs were all enemies!" ”

Zhou Jinci doesn't care, he hasn't pretended to be anything? Take the initiative to pick up your clothes and go to the bathroom to change.

The economy class was crowded, and under the coordination of the CCTV liaison group, the airline was a special case, and did not arrange seats according to the name, but temporarily vacated three row seats, and the rest of the tickets were sold, and ordinary passengers were seated.

At this time, Yang An and Xiao Dongbei stood up, both of them were star faces, and they were quite appealing.

Yang An said: "Passengers, this is my new show, which is being filmed, so there may be everyone's footage later, don't be restrained, don't dodge, you can be on my show, what a rare opportunity to show your face, right?" Of course, the safety precautions on the plane still have to be observed, please do not use mobile phones and other electronic devices when the plane takes off......"

The passengers were pleasantly surprised!

A boring journey, I actually met the hottest red maple celebrity Yang An, and the famous comedy star Xiao Northeast that everyone is familiar with, watching this show, it must be a comedy show again, everyone is happy!

"Brother Yang, you're welcome, how do you want us to cooperate, just say it!"

"That's right! I cooperate by all means! ”

"I can't live anymore...... Give me a shot......"

A buddy is funny, learning Yang An's performance in Comedian 2, crying to the camera with a crying voice, and the whole cabin is laughing.

Yang An was speechless, so he could only give that buddy a thumbs up.

When the plane takes off, the camera should be turned off, and when it is in the sky, the recording will begin.

Yang An and Xiao Dongbei were sitting and chatting, Li Jingtian and Zhou Jinci, who were wearing flight attendant clothes, came pushing the car, the two kept smiling throughout the whole process, and after serving other passengers, they knocked on Yang An and Xiao Dongbei's shoulders left and right.

The two looked at it and laughed on the spot.

Yang An was acting, Xiao Dongbei was really laughing, and after the two bent down and laughed, they high-fived together.

"First class?"

"Haha, this is better treatment?"

"You two are dressed as flight attendants, and they fit well!"

"Ouch, this clothes rack is worthy of being a model, good figure, really good!"

Yang An and Xiao Dongbei stood up to touch them, and laughed casually, the two male flight attendants were inconvenient to dodge, and they didn't dare to get angry: "Sir, please respect yourself......"

"Sir, is there anything you need? You can't do anything to people~"

"My face is swollen with a smile, although I am so angry in my heart, I still have to keep smiling at all times~"

"Be sure to show eight teeth~"

The flight attendant profession is also a very hard service industry, flying all the way, basically there is no time to rest, sometimes encountering unscrupulous passengers, will be played, made difficult, scolded, the outside world looks very beautiful, in fact, it is also tendonitis, urethritis, leg varicose veins, hyperthyroidism, aviation otitis media and other diseases of the hardest hit area.

The career experience on the plane was mainly completed by Zhou Jinci and Li Jingtian, which brought many little-known details to the audience.

After getting off the plane, the two empty young people still had to stand at the exit to see off the passengers, and almost every passenger took out their mobile phones and took photos with everyone.

Xiao Dongbei asked the director: "Can we also go?" ”

Sun Dacang took out four envelopes: "Please make a choice!" ”

"Coming back?"

"I don't want to choose!"

"Oh my God! Do you want to be so entangled and just let us do one thing, okay? ”

Sun Dacang was unmoved, and kept stretching out his hand: "I can give you a little hint, two are non-spicy original pot bases, and two are extra-spicy special pot bottoms." ”

It sounds good, Xiao Dongbei thought for a while: "This is good, who can eat spicy?" Who can't eat spicy? Raise your hand, when the time comes, everyone will change it. Let me start by saying that I don't like spicy food. ”

Li Jingtian said: "I don't like spicy food either. ”

Yang An and Zhou Jinci are both red maple people, and the taste of this place is similar to that of the mountain city, no spicy or happy: "We can both do it." Is there no mandarin duck pot bottom? There were exactly four people sitting at a table. ”

Sun PD shook his head: "Smoke!" ”

The four of them pulled out, deliberated a few words, and quickly exchanged envelopes.

Sun PD said: "Okay, choose the extra spicy special pot bottom, Yang An and Zhou Jinci, go down." Xiao Dongbei and Li Jingtian, come with us now. ”

Both of them were confused: "Where to go?" ”

Sun PD smiled: "Go to Mengcao to taste the purest and most original grassland hot pot!" Let's go, there's still half an hour to go! ”

Yang An and Zhou Jinci laughed: "We will stay in the mountain city and eat spicy, you go to Mengcao to eat the original flavor!" Bye-bye~"

The team of four was divided into two groups, and Yang An and Zhou Jinci came to the most famous hot pot restaurant in the mountain city to enjoy the real hot pot food.

And Xiao Dongbei and Li Jingtian, who was wearing flight attendant clothes, silently cried, just arrived in the mountain city and were about to fly to Mengcao, not over, and when they landed, it was already night, and they had to take a 12-hour green train to the nomadic area in the deepest part of the grassland, and the camera crew had already arranged it there!

When the foursome was still on the plane of Red Maple to the mountain city, the two distinguished guests of Beihu Villa were preparing to enjoy a roast whole sheep feast.

The lobby manager walked over: "The two of you must make a choice and complete the task before you can eat the roast whole lamb." ”

Sha Bei and Ning Hao looked at it and said indifferently: "You've all come here, what are you afraid of?" The profession in the restaurant is nothing more than a cook, waiter, cashier, doorman, as long as you are not afraid of being spoiled by us, just let the horses come. ”

"That's it, we've experienced a lot of wind and waves, let's get the question!"

The beautiful manager smiled and handed over a tray, a knife, and a thick rubber glove.

Ning Hao is an experienced eldest brother: "I don't care, I have worked in a restaurant for three years, and I know a little bit of everything." ”

Shabei hesitated for a long time: "I'll take the knife!" ”

Ning Hao smiled, he took the rubber gloves.

Then, the beautiful manager revealed the correct use and took Shabei and Ning Hao to the back kitchen.

"Within an hour, take a knife and cut 50 catties of onions, 50 catties of green peppers, and 50 catties of radish. Take a glove and wash 200 plates clean! ”

Three sacks of vegetables are placed in front of him, Shabei wants to cry without tears, green peppers and radishes are good to say, the key is onions, he knows that cutting onions will shed tears, 50 catties of onions can make him cry to death!

Ning Hao also felt that this task was too difficult, washing 200 dishes an hour, almost every 18 seconds, and without pauses, how could this be possible?

Shabei suggested to the head chef that he wanted to change jobs.

The head chef was very busy and said casually: "Don't want to cut onions, and don't want to kill sheep?" Okay, let's go wash the dishes! ”

Seeing the four large pots of dirty dishes piled up like a hill, Sha Bei and Ning Hao gritted their teeth and washed!

There are also two aunts washing dishes next to them, and the two of them cooperate very fluently, one washes, one cleans, and the speed is very fast.

Sha Bei and Ning Hao discussed how to wash it and decided to learn from Aunt Xue's cooperation.

But the two soon found out that washing dishes was not so easy to do, first of all, they had to sit on a small bench, Sha Bei and Ning Hao were both about 170 tall, but they were still much taller than the aunts, the two of them bent over and were fine at first, but after a few minutes, they couldn't stand up with back pain.

As for the detergent and dishwashing action, these are easy to say, but the most unbearable thing for Shabei is the cold water that washes the dishes!

Yes, cold water in winter, it's terrible cold! (To be continued.) )