On the Chinese network, I don't know when two major organizations appeared.

These two organizations have one "cent" and one "five cents".

From the day they were born, they had a strong hatred for each other, hating to skin the other and gnaw their bones and drink their blood. Cents say that Wumao is a fool and a slave; Wumao said that Cents is a betrayer and a foreigner.

If the dispute between the two is written in detail, I am afraid that it can fill all the plates of otaku.

Especially with the emergence of global forums led by the Unbounded Forum, the confrontation between the two organizations has become increasingly severe.

This is especially true for cents, because they have finally found the so-called "organization", and every time they mingle in the unbounded forum, they will say a few words to those foreigners, and if the foreigners are merciful and willing to talk a few words when they give a little time, it will undoubtedly be a great favor for those cents, and they can't serve their knees every day.

Zhang Juntao is a cent, a cent.

Since the day his father was dismissed from public office and imprisoned for corruption, he felt that China's government system was wrong, illegal, and should be destroyed, and that only the separation of powers was the only way to save China.

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On this day, Zhang Juntao got up as usual, and then did not get out of bed to wash but turned on the computer first, and after scolding a few netizens who subjectively judged that the other party was Wumao, he suddenly felt refreshed, and then he pulled his slippers and walked to the bathroom.

After washing, Zhang Juntao took out a bowl of instant noodles, and while making noodles with boiling water, he used his mobile phone to surf the Internet, but then he found something that made him very unhappy, because he found that someone actually posted a post questioning the fact that the emergency department in the United States is free.

"Hehe, ridiculous, just with your Wumao combat power, aren't you being turned into scum by me every minute?"

Zhang Juntao sneered, and then replied below: "Hehe, when I see you, you are another person who can't eat grapes and says that grapes are sour here, I tell you with facts, I am a Chinese living in the United States, and the hospital where I see the emergency is called St. Louis People's Hospital, and I don't charge for the emergency!" Alas, you people living under the **** system are really sad......"

After typing, he put his phone aside, because in his opinion, basically this "battle" has ended under his reply, and all the remaining Wumao can do is all kinds of abuse.

But when he turned on his phone again after eating instant noodles, he found that something was wrong, because the poster actually listed a lot of examples, indicating that the so-called free emergency hospitals in the United States are only a few of them, and the rest of the hospital emergency departments are all charged.

It's just that the emergency department of American hospitals implements "service first and then charge", which means that as long as the patient comes in, the doctor will definitely treat him, because the money collected is under the management of the Ministry of Finance, not the hospital.

So it will take a week or two before the Treasury Department will deliver the bill to the patient, which may lead some people to mistakenly believe that there is no charge.

Subsequently, the poster questioned whether Zhang Juntao lived in the United States.

After seeing the poster's question, Zhang Juntao only felt that his face was slapped hard, and he replied angrily: "A group of brainwashed scumbags think they know everything after two days in the United States, phew! I sue you, even if part of what you say is true, this weak government that pays you a salary will always have to kneel and lick in the face of my great American emperor! ”

Cent Ultimate Technique: Big Topic Diversion + Big Group Mockery!

As soon as this ultimate technique came out, Wumao was inevitably stimulated and began to fall into the invective of reincarnation, forgetting the purpose of the beginning.

Originally, this trick had been used by Zhang Juntao with great skill, but today, there was a slight surprise in this trick, because the poster replied with a sentence -

"Well, no one pays me a salary, because I'm an American, an American who has lived in the United States for twenty-eight years, if you're a Chinese American living in the United States, please tell me where you are, because I searched on Google and found that there are five hospitals in the United States called St. Louis People's Hospital, I don't know where you are ......"

Seeing this sentence, Zhang Juntao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and shouted with grief and indignation in his heart: "Foreigner master, why did you turn your back on your racial position and speak for this kind of brainwashed person who lives under the **** system?" ”

Seeing that Zhang Juntao did not respond, other netizens were happy, and began to @张俊涛 one by one, mocking.

Faced with this situation, Zhang Juntao once again launched the cent-exclusive skill - the big ostrich technique!

You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me......

And even so, the landlord was not finished, and continued to reply: "In addition, as for what you said about the Chinese government kneeling and licking the United States, to be honest, I doubt it...... Since the full video hasn't been uploaded to the Internet yet, I'll show you a picture. ”

After saying that, the landlord uploaded a picture of a fluttering red flag.

It's just that the place where the red flag flutters is a little strange, not on the flagpole in front of a certain building, but on the water, on a black iron pillar.

"Landlord, what does this mean?"

"Yes, it's just a picture of the national flag, it's not a big deal!"

"Ask for an explanation!"

In the face of netizens' questions, the landlord did not speak, but continued to upload a picture, this time, netizens saw all clearly, but because they saw it clearly, they couldn't believe it!

I saw that the red flag in the picture rose a little higher, and the bottom of the red flag also revealed a section of the submarine's conning tower, if this is nothing, then the figure of several American GIs standing on the aircraft carrier platform exposed below the picture makes people question its authenticity!

"Landlord, don't tell me that this is a photo of Huaguo's submarine appearing at the U.S. ** base, I have a bad heart."

"Yes, that is, the landlord won't deliberately P the picture in order to refute the penny, right?"

"To be honest, I've seen this kind of scene countless times in my dreams, but when the landlord actually put it on the Internet, I still can't help but think about it......"

"Well, this picture made me doubt my level of expertise...... I'm a photography enthusiast, and P's pictures are not ten thousand but eight thousand, and from my professional point of view, this picture doesn't have any traces of PS, but it proves that my level is still far behind. ”

"Agree upstairs, I'm also a photography enthusiast, more specifically, I'm a military photography enthusiast...... But this picture is not from the light source, from the shadow, from the angle, from the proportion...... In any respect, it's true, but the more it is, the more it's false. ”

"Well, because the truth is fake!"

After seeing this picture, the number of replies to this post increased dramatically in an instant, and countless netizens questioned it.

Zhang Juntao was even more like being beaten with chicken blood, and suddenly resurrected in full state on the spot, and shouted again.

But in the midst of everyone's arguments, the landlord seemed to have disappeared, and he didn't speak for several minutes, which was considered to be a sign of weakness.

"I'll just say it, the landlord is a five-cent at all, and what is it to live in the United States for twenty-eight years? Bah! You are a sling wire of a living mountain village, oh, or a sling with good PS technology...... You said that you obviously have such good PS skills, why don't you go find a better job, but you just embarked on the despicable road of Wumao? ”

Zhang Juntao only felt that his state was unprecedentedly good, and he seemed to be like a god helping him to write, and he sprinkled a thousand words with a pen.

But just when Zhang Juntao was high, the landlord finally appeared, and as soon as he appeared, he directly put a short video.

With a disdainful smile, Zhang Juntao didn't click on the video first, but replied with a sneer: "I want to see what video you can put on, it won't be a video begging for mercy, haha!" ”

After replying, Zhang Juntao clicked on the video.

At the beginning of the video, a surging and familiar music came, and with the sound of music, a black submarine was slowly emerging on the sea not far away, and the bright red flag was dancing in the hunting sea breeze!

"This ...... Is this actually true? How is this possible!! ”

Zhang Juntao's face was pale, his eyes were glazed, and he didn't want to believe that the video in front of him could be real.

As the Chinese flag fluttered in the wind at sea, Zhang Juntao could still see the panicked appearance of the American GIs on the aircraft carrier, and he could also hear a woman with a sharp voice talking quickly.

At this moment, Zhang Juntao finally heard the only language he could understand in the video: "Warning the ships ahead, you have entered China's territorial waters, and for your own safety, please immediately turn around and leave; Repeat, the ship ahead ......"

"It's fake, it's got to be fake, it's got to be some movie plot shot in the United States, yes, it must be so!"

I don't know how long it took, but Zhang Juntao, who was lost and sluggish, suddenly reacted and shouted paranoidly.

However, when he opened the webpage and saw the landlord's next reply, the whole person seemed to have been hit by a giant hammer, and his body staggered and almost fell down-

"This video is not a movie video or a fake video, this is the news that CBS TV suddenly broadcast this evening, and now we have gone completely crazy in China, and it is estimated that this matter will soon spread to China."

And behind this reply from the landlord, netizens who are also in the United States have confirmed this.

"No, this can't be true, how can the military of our country do this......"

With the last trace of luck, Zhang Juntao withdrew from the forum and opened Baidu, and then he saw that the first hot spot in Baidu was "Huaguo submarine entering the US-Philippine military exercise center"!

Zhang Juntao finally lost his strength completely and collapsed to the ground. (To be continued.) )