The Han River is long and runs through the whole of Seoul, creating countless meccas that clap and drag the streets. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The cool breeze is gentle, and the water is not rippling. In a remote and dark place with no stars and no moon, and no lights, a girl with no eyes and no beads walks by the river with her male companion.

The little woman is white and cute, and the man is still a small man and is white, and whether it is cute or not depends on everyone's aesthetics. Maybe in the eyes of girls, this is very cute.

"Thank you, Nuna."

"You're welcome, it's right for seniors to teach juniors experience. You are the fastest debut trainee in S.M's history, and the company is very optimistic about you. ”

"In fact, before I came to S.M., I had been rejected by seven companies in a row."

"Probably because you didn't have plastic surgery at the time."

……

"Angry."

"Huh?"

"I, I,"

The boy hesitated, not knowing how to say what was on his mind.

"Boom~~Boom~~~"

The arrogant and domineering Harley-Davidson motorcycle sped on the riverside sidewalk, and the dazzling headlights locked on the little white and soft figure, and the stabbing stabbed wildly.

"Squeak!" With an ultra-long brake sound, Harley stopped less than a meter in front of the little white soft man and woman.

Lin Dong took off his helmet and held it for Hani, and he didn't say hello, but his backhand was a slap, which made the little white face take two steps backwards.

"Grass mud horse, this road is yours? Don't know how to give way to your car? ”

Xiao Bai's face touched Bai Li's red and swollen face, and was dumbfounded, "Uh, I'm sorry." ”

"Smack!" Lin Dong hurriedly stepped forward, slapped his forehand again, and swollen the other side of Xiao Bai's face.

"I'm sorry, if it's useful, what else does the world need for the law?"

Such a fierce beating action, such an arrogant reason for beating people. Let Xiaobai's face be completely confused, cover his face with both hands, and take a few steps back, "Yes, I'm sorry, please let me go." ”

Kim Taeyeon, who was short-bodied and white-softened, didn't react until this moment, and opened her arms to block in front of Xiao Baiyan, "Lin Dong, what do you want to do?" Believe it or not, I'll call the police. ”

"I'm so scared." Lin Dong stretched out his hand and hugged Kim Taeyeon's neck around his waist at will, "Hey, little white face, your girlfriend was caught by me, come and fight." I'll give you a hand. ”

Kim Taeyeon was sandwiched by Lin Dong's waist, waving her little arms and legs wildly, but it was useless, and her strength level was countless times different.

"Baekhyun save me~~"

Xiao Baiyan gritted his teeth, then turned around and ran, "Ernie, you hold on for a while, I'll call someone to come and save you." ”

"Bang dang!" Hani, who was watching the play, shook his hand and dropped his helmet on the ground. I never expected that there would be such a weak man who didn't dare to put one hand on it.

Lin Dong was also shocked by this god-like reaction, and he was embarrassed to catch up and beat him. It feels like an adult and a child fighting, and the victory is not martial.

"Kim Taeyeon, is this your boyfriend? It's really in line with the soft style of gold. ”

"You don't have to worry about my affairs, let me go!"

Throwing Kim Taeyeon on the roadside lawn, Lin Dong was a little excited, "Yes, I shouldn't have come." A weak man like him, who is three years old, only you can look at it. Someone else simply can't. ”

Shaking his head and sighing, he picked up the helmet that Hani had dropped on the ground and put it on. The Harley-Davidson drove away, and the whole journey took less than a minute.

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On the motorway more than 100 meters away from the place of the incident, a small sports car was parked.

The Harley-Davidson took a turn from the sidewalk and didn't take long to stop next to the sports car. Lin Dong still didn't say hello, and smashed the car window with his helmet.

"Ah~ah!! What are you doing?! Xiaofeimei's face was full of panic and shock.

"This is a warning. If you dare to lie to me, it's not as simple as smashing the car window. Lin Dong smiled self-deprecatingly, "I would actually believe such a simple lie, it's really sick." How dare that little white face chase Jessica? ”

"Yes, I'm sorry. Because you didn't want to beat him, I told a little lie. Xiao Feimei stretched out two fingers and gestured to a small gap.

"Anyway, I've beaten people. It's not too heavy, but you have to keep your promises. ”

"Inside." Feimei looked through the binoculars and saw that the person was drawn into a pig's head, and she felt pretty good, "You get a kakao trumpet, and I'll pull you into the bastard chat group." ”

"So troublesome?"

"Or else? We are an organized and disciplined technical ......"

"Huh." Lin Dong shook his head disdainfully, the throttle twisted, and Harley roared away. These bastards already have some signs of mental illness, and if it is not necessary, Lin Dong is too lazy to take care of them.

……

The motorcycle was still shuttling in the night, and Hani was still hugging Lin Dong's waist, with his chest against his back.

The atmosphere became a little cold.

"Do you know you're scared now?" Lin Dong slowed down the car and asked softly.

"It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that I'm a little uncomfortable." Hani recalls the brief but powerful scene just now, "Are you mentally ill? ”

"Oh? You actually know this? ”

"If I hadn't been an idol, I might be a psychology student right now. My mom has always been against me being a star and wants me to be a psychiatrist. ”

Lin Dong shook his head, with an IQ of 145, it's a pity to be a star. Professors and doctors have countless grades of social status in South Korea that are higher than celebrities, and psychiatrists don't need to see blood, which is indeed suitable for girls.

"Delusional disorder, mania or something, that's probably it."

Hani was taken aback and timidly asked, "Do you know your illness and have active treatment?" My mom is a psychology professor and can help you. ”

"It's fine now, why treat?" Lin Dong shrugged disapprovingly, "Chinese are in Seoul, their fists are not hard, and they can't live this day." ”

"Oh." Hani leaned on Lin Dong's shoulder, not holding on to the question. Mentally ill, if you are in a hurry, it is difficult to guarantee that you will not be caught and beaten, just like the little short-bodied white soft cute just now.

"Is that person just now really Taeyeon-senpai? After Qiangren's predecessors joined the army, they didn't hear of her scandal anymore. ”

"The entertainment industry is like an iceberg floating in the sea, with only one corner emerging from the water; Most of it is still hidden in the water. There are even some people who have been married for many years, and it doesn't break out until the time of divorce. Entertainment news is only used to entertain people, and if you are serious, you will lose. ”

"Oppa, what about you? In the past, the media reported that you were a villain who fought and did all kinds of evil, but now they report that you are a hero who acts bravely. Hani leaned forward and stared intently at Lin Dong's side face, trying to distinguish the truth from the fake with his half-hung psychological knowledge.

"It doesn't matter. Whoever loves me will always love. Whoever has been deceived by the outside world and has changed his opinion, let him go. Lin Dong twisted the throttle to accelerate, "Oh yes, where is your home?" ”

"Yonsei University. My name is Ahn Hee-yeon: It's a pleasure to meet you at Yonsei University. The corners of Hani's mouth turned up, and he smiled knowingly, "Isn't my mom's love story romantic?" ”

Lin Dong shook his head, "Yonsei University is northwest of Seoul, and Sinsa-dong is southeast of Seoul. It must take you a long time to get home. ”

The sweet and romantic thoughts all vanished, leaving only a bitter face, and Hani slapped Lin Dong on the shoulder angrily, "Oppa, you really can't chat." If you're like this, no girl will like it. ”

"Huh." Lin Dong shook his head, too lazy to explain, "I'm just thinking: is it worth it if my family is against it, I am short on money, and I am so tired of being a star?" You still have many options to choose from. Doctors, lawyers, professors or whatever, it shouldn't be difficult for you. ”

Hani was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer, so he had to ask, "What about you?" If you want to make money, you don't need to mix in the entertainment industry. ”

"Clever girls are not cute. Hani, eat more papaya, you will have no brains if you have big breasts. ”

(To be continued.) )