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"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

"President, please answer the call from the Prime Minister!" The staff member handed the phone to the president. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The president immediately took the phone.

"Hello, Honorable Prime Minister Cameron!"

A serious voice came from the phone: "I heard that the little prodigy has donated money to you?" ”

"Yes, Your Excellency Prime Minister, a total of $250 million has been donated to our association."

"Very well, then I warn you, there must be no shortage of money in this money. Otherwise, I dare to use my reputation to guarantee that you will definitely stay in prison for the rest of your life, without bail, without commutation, without everything. Do you understand? ”

"Yes, Your Excellency Prime Minister! I promise no one will dare to reach out to this money! ”

"Do it yourself!"

“yes，sir！”

The president hung up the phone sweating profusely.

"What do you see? Hurry up and get ready for the press conference! ”

"Yes, yes!"

An hour later, the British Red Cross held a press conference in the lobby of their headquarters.

Coincidentally, on the American side, the American Red Cross also held a press conference.

The presidents of the associations of the two countries led all the high-level personnel to attend the press conference.

At the press conference, the presidents of the two countries loudly announced the shocking news to the global media.

Subsequently, the presidents of the two countries solemnly said three things in their speeches.

First, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to the Federal Prodigy and Miss Alice for their donations, and call on all enthusiastic people in the society to actively participate in the charity activities.

Second, the $500 million donation from Little Prodigy and Miss Alice will be used for women and children in the United Kingdom and the United States. They will work to protect the rights and interests of women and children in the country.

Three......

"Ladies and gentlemen, we, the Red Cross, have made this donation a separate list and will make all its accounts fully open. At the same time, we have opened a web query service for it. Anyone can check the flow and purpose of the funds through our official website. ”

"Here, the Red Cross assures the people of the whole country that we will never waste or squander this donation from the little prodigy and Miss Alice, and welcome people from all walks of life to supervise it."

"Thank you, and that's the end of our press conference!"

As soon as this news came out, it caused people around the world to be amazed. The web is full of enthusiastic comment posts.

"Oh my God, a big tyrant, you actually donated $500 million at a time! This should be a personal charity record! ”

"Yes, the current record holder for individual donations around the world is Michael Jackson. He donated a total of 300 million, and it was donated over many years. Unlike the little prodigy and Miss Alice, they donated a full 500 million at one time. ”

"Why donate only to the Red Cross in Britain and the United States? Donate a little to our Red Cross Society in China! ”

"Donate your paralysis and donate to the Chinese Red Association, do you want to have another 'Guo Meimei incident'?"

"The fourth floor is lit up!"

"The fourth floor is lit up +1!"

"The fourth floor is lit up +2!"

……

"The fourth floor is lit up +10086!"

Just when everyone was discussing the matter enthusiastically, a questioning post attracted the attention of many netizens.

"Why did little Ike suddenly have $500 million? Where did he get the money from? Does little Ike have any new inventions that need funding? Why don't we know? Is the government hiding something? ”

Once this post was issued, the number of hits exceeded 100 million in just 10 minutes.

Millions, tens of millions of netizens poured into this post and left comments below. The identities of these netizens are varied, including ordinary people, film and television stars, workers, and farmers...... There's everything.

Of these posts, there was one group with the highest number of posts. They're just-

Cyber trolls!

These people were all hired by major corporations and capitalists at their expense.

They have only one purpose, that is, to arouse a wave of public opinion and make the government disclose the truth. Because......

Since the last time the Flying Pumpkin launched the all-round crowdfunding, people from all walks of life around the world have been looking forward to the arrival of the second crowdfunding.

After all, with one investment, you can get more than 10,000 times or 100,000 times the benefits!

What business could be more lucrative than investing in a child prodigy?

No, no business can compare to it, not even the arms and drugs business.

The hustle and bustle of the world is for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit.

So, at this moment, people around the world are going crazy. They are questioning the government for concealing the truth, and they are questioning the government: is it that the little prodigy has already started the second fundraising, why not let everyone participate!

Among the people of the world, it is the people of the United States who are the craziest.

Within an hour of that post, a large crowd had gathered outside the White House.

The personnel are widely distributed, covering all walks of life.

The number of people is so large that the streets outside the White House have been sealed.

"Obama, come out and explain: is it the little prodigy who started the second all-people fundraising!"

"Protest, protest! Protest against the government's concealment of the truth! ”

"Protest, protest! Protest against the government's refusal to benefit the people! If you don't make decisions for the people, it's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes! ”

"I'm going to invest too! I've already deposited $10,000 and I'm going to invest it all in the little prodigy! ”

"I also want to invest, and our whole family wants to invest in the little prodigy!"

"Obama, you cousin, get out of here now!"

"Obama, get out! Get out! ”

……

Huge waves rose higher and higher, as if they were about to lift the clouds.

Hearing the protests outside, all the officials in the White House were stunned.

Nima, the little prodigy didn't start the second all-people fundraiser at all, and we haven't received similar news! If anything, we are still sitting in the White House and attending your sister's class, and the old men have already run to invest.

Eggs!

"Go and report to Mr. President!"

"Yes!"

In fact, where is the need for staff reporting now. In the president's office, Obama was also confused.

"Little Ike tweeted again and asked someone to borrow money?"

Obama asked his assistant.

Hearing this, Obama's assistant was depressed and wanted to cry: "No! Absolutely nothing! That money was the franchise fee given to Miss Alice by the eight major Hollywood studios, and Miss Alice donated all of it to the Red Cross. ”

"Then why are the people so crazy?"

"Well, this ...... Well, I think they want to make money too much! ”

As soon as these words came out, Obama was dumbfounded on the spot.

At this moment, but hearing a "bang", the door of the office was pushed open directly.

The US Secretary of State hurried in.

"Many countries in the Pumpkin Alliance have called diplomatically, asking if Little Ike is going to do another experiment, and they also want to invest some funds in it, hoping that we will not block it!"

When the sound fell, Obama and the assistant looked at each other, crying and laughing together.

Nima, foreign governments are also coming to join in the fun!

"Mr. President, is little Ike asking you for money to do experiments again? If so, I'd like to sponsor him privately, you know, I'm not in office for a few years. For the past two years, my wife has been saving money just to wait for this day. ”

"Mr. President, say, say it quickly!"

Obama: "......"

Assistant: "......"

Seeing that the two of them were dumbfounded, at this moment, Mr. Secretary of State instantly became furious. His face suddenly became extremely ugly.

"Obama, I know the FBI has always been accountable to you. But I've been secretary of state for a few years, but I've been very cooperative with your administration, and if ...... So ......"

Such serious words made Obama immediately come back to his senses from his state of bewilderment.

He hurriedly got up and kept shaking his hands: "No, old man, I didn't hide it from you!" Little Ike hasn't been doing experiments lately, and he hasn't asked me to borrow money, really! ”

"Are you sure?!" Mr. Secretary of State stared at Obama as if trying to see the truth in his eyes.

At this moment, Obama raised his hand and replied solemnly, "I'm sure!" I swear to God! ”

As soon as these words came out, it was the turn of Mr. Secretary of State to be confused.

Nima, why didn't you say it earlier, the bad Lao Tzu lost all his demeanor, and even told the two of you that his wife was saving money.

fuck，fuck！

…… (To be continued.) )