Chapter 19: Playing with eggs
Xiao Ming: Mom, I read a report yesterday that said that beating and scolding children has no educational effect. Now that I think about it, I was beaten so much in vain, it was useless.
Mother: It's not in vain, the main reason for beating you is to relieve your anger, it doesn't matter if you educate or not, by the way.
In the same way, Lin Dong has become irritable these days and loses his temper at every turn, not because he is a good teacher to teach the principles of life; It's because the baby is bitter in his heart, like Megumi Yanagishita who drives all the women aside, where can he not be bitter.
"I like this temper, and we'll be good buddies in the future." Yin Zhiyuan, the second-generation student of the comic game fan official, once again pretended to be familiar with himself, and put his hand-to-toe on Lin Dong's shoulder.
"It's easy to say, it's polite..."
"Lin Dong, this is a bit too much, it will not be good if it affects the filming of the show." Kim Jong Kook asked with some concern, not quite agreeing with such a direct expression.
"Cut. Is the person in charge of the program group a man or a woman? ”
"Male."
"Isn't this the end of it, how can a normal man help that middle-aged woman deal with T-ara? Look at it, how should the show be filmed or how should it be filmed, can it be possible to temporarily change the guests? And it's me who is mad, what can they do to me? At most, it just kicked me out of the recording scene. ”
And this is exactly what Lin Dong wants to happen the most, he can't wait for the other party to drive him out so that he can get out of the giant pit of the crown regiment's "trapped death".
……
It's a pity that Lin Dong really thought too much and guessed the beginning, but not the end. The show should really be filmed and how to shoot it, the middle-aged woman who ran out finally shrugged her head and came back to continue filming when nothing happened; No one came to drive Lin Dong away.
Cowardice, just one word.
"The body is also solid and safe. This is the center of Greater Korea, "Escape from Crisis No.1"
"Today we are very happy to have the recent trend of the girl group T-ARA to the recording site, everyone is welcome."
"Ahh We are T-Ara Smecta and wish all friends in front of the TV a happy Chinese New Year! ”
"Bang Bang!" The sparse applause was made by several field attendants. There wasn't even a live audience.
"Recently, T-Ara is really amazing, the song is very popular, and "Sunshine Sisters", which all members participated, was also a big hit, breaking a box office record of 10 million, is there anything you want to tell the audience here?" The host is very the opening introduction of the regular card.
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon stared at the camera for two seconds and held back two words, "Thank you!" ”
And then there was no then, and it was really a pit, just like the performance in "Heroes and Heroes". The hands-on ability is off the charts, and the mouth-moving ability is lacking.
On the contrary, Park Hyo-min, who was named an idiot in variety shows, was quite sophisticated, and took over the conversation to relieve the little sisters, "Thank you for the audience's support of T-ARA, we will bring you better works and present better T-ARA to the audience in the new year." At the same time, I would like to thank the crew of "Sunshine Sisters" for giving us the opportunity, and the characters in the movie can give full play to our versatile characteristics......"
I said a lot of things, which is quite stylish.
This girl wants to be good-looking, and she wants to be in shape. If you have academic qualifications and academic qualifications, you can say that you can perform and be open, it stands to reason that it should be very eye-catching.
However, when he first debuted, he participated in variety shows and could only be used as a background board. Follow the shortest body of Girls' Generation to show her face and mix the camera. If it weren't for the girl's height not enough to stop Park Hyo-min's face, I'm afraid she wouldn't even be able to use it as a background board, and the water in the variety show was too deep.
"Then let them perform a little skit for the audience to enjoy. Good no good? The middle-aged woman Jin Senior hibernated for a while, and finally found an opportunity to show her fangs.
Park Ji-yeon was arranged to perform a couple skit with Ji. Then less than three seconds. Funny little dinosaurs laughed. also has to laugh, which girl can play a couple against Ji Chengjun, who weighs 200 pounds and has a big bald head?
"So this is Park Ji-yeonxi's acting skills? That's pretty good. Hehe! The middle-aged woman jumped out to mend the knife.
The little dinosaur's facial features were wrinkled together, and then he could only stand aside and sulk.
How can the revenge of Kim's predecessors be so simple, in the second act of the short play, it is this middle-aged woman who plays opposite Park Hyo-min.
is still a court drama, a drama in which a traitorous concubine deals with a little palace maid. Senior Kim scolded Park Hyo-min for a scolding was not enough, stretched out his finger and poked the girl's forehead, and poked it when he said a word. Park Hyo-min can really only bear it weakly, and he accepts all the orders with tears and grievances, and he doesn't forget to read every line of dialogue.
Lin Dong's temper tantrum came again, and he was about to jump out of the attack.
Suddenly, a pair of thick arms hugged Lin Dong from behind and put on an ambiguous Titanic pose.
How could Dong Ge's Jiuyang Divine Skill be surrendered casually, and he escaped from the bear hug with a little force.
"Lin Dong, don't be impulsive!"
Kim Jong Kook's highly recognizable mosquito sound sounded, and at the same time, he and his agent Jin Jiazhen pulled Lin Dong to prevent him from having a seizure.
"Brother Zhong Guo, what are you pulling me for?"
"Now that the recording has begun, the cameras are coming, and you are not going out to make trouble for T-Ara, but to harm them. If someone with a heart takes advantage of this incident, T-Ara will be finished. ”
"Damn!" Lin Dong can only scold the country, this is the cruel reality. The middle-aged woman is an old Jianghu who knows how to use the show to deal with little girls, and she can't make mistakes.
"Brother Zhong Guo, don't you have to record the show?" Lin Dong had no choice but to suppress his anger, use the topic to divert Dafa, divert his attention, and out of sight.
"Nope. This program team invited me to be a regular host, and this time I came just to investigate first. ”
Dizzy, do you have to inspect the next show like a leader? Lin Dong was too cautious to convince this buddy, "Have you come up with any research results?" ”
"Not yet, the content of the show is quite healthy, and it is very suitable for me to improve my public image; But I also have to consider the level of the co-host, whether it is complementary or not, I am not very good at language and funny, so I ......"
Brabra had a lot of broken thoughts, but Lin Dong couldn't listen to a word, and it was not the same channel as "Coach Guo" at all.
"Let's watch the show."
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Although the program team of "Escape from the Crisis No.1" is small and broken. But the content is still quite positive and healthy.
Find out some emergencies that are often encountered in daily life, and let the celebrities teach the public how to deal with them in an interesting way. It's easier to be remembered by the audience than that kind of textbook preaching.
Today's event: If you choke on rice cakes. What should I do?
The moderator and the guests took turns to answer the questions. For the sake of the effect of the program, of course, punishment measures are indispensable.
Park Hyo-min put the delicate little face in the middle of the slap machine. The whole face is not as big as the palm of a machine's hand. When I look at it from a distance, I think her face is a little long, but in fact, it's just that her face is too small and it looks pointy.
(A lot of anti-black she has shaved her face, but she had this face shape when she participated in the children's beauty pageant at the age of eight, so she can't shave her face at such a young age.) )
Park Hyo-min frowned and made a bitter face, as if he was forced by that, just take one, "When you choke on rice cakes, drink cooking oil, and after lubrication, you can enter smoothly." ”
"Poof!" Evil thoughts are born unnaturally. Lin Dong almost burst out laughing. Strip-shaped rice cakes, lubricated with oil, enter! Talented, so talented, sure enough, he is a student of the famous school Sungkyunkwan, Lin Dong silently praised the talented girl Park Hyo-min! It is worthy of being a weak female paper, and she knows the truth of using oil.
Such a wonderful answer is naturally to usher in the two slaps of the punishment machine without suspense, who let you teach bad children.
I don't know if it was taken by the machine, or if I was ashamed after thinking of something. Park Hyo-min returned to his seat with his red face covered.
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon raised his hand and jumped out to die, "I know the answer." If you punch you in the stomach, you can beat the rice cake out! ”
Still, silent; And then. Laugh, hilarious!
As soon as the little dinosaur came out, it really killed the audience in seconds. Yin Zhiyuan rubbed his stomach with a smile. He asked, "Park Ji-yeon, can you show how to punch yourself in the stomach with your fists?" ”
Park Ji-yeon habitually wrinkled her nose. Then came two iconic dinosaur calls, "Ho-ho-ho!" I didn't say hit myself in the stomach. I said punch someone in the stomach and help him get the rice cake out. Would you like to demonstrate it? ”
reversed, Yin Zhiyuan pretended to be X, and was not reversed by X, and immediately stayed on the spot. I didn't expect that the little dinosaur, a physical general, would actually dig a pit.
"Then let's invite a live audience member to come up and help with the demonstration." The middle-aged woman made another move.
The eyes of everyone in the audience shifted to Lin Dong's side. Look left, no one; Looking to the right, Kim Jong Kook ran away in an instant. This, it seems that there is only one Dong Ge in the audience.
"Yes, I invited this T-Ara fan to come up and assist the idol in the performance, and I believe this fan gentleman will be happy." As a gold-level LoL player, Yin Zhiyuan is quite skilled in selling teammates.
Lin Dong was stunned, what kind of hatred and resentment, he finally realized the helplessness of what kind of strength there was nowhere to use, the water of variety shows was too deep. It's no wonder that idol singers have to find Liu Zaishi and other great gods in the hosting industry to have a relationship.
forced Lin Dong to go to the camera as a sandbag.
T-ara's two trolls suddenly had a green light in their eyes, and they aimed at Lin Dong's waist with bad intentions, a good opportunity for a personal vendetta in the communiqué. Peek in the bath, peek at playing kisses, and eavesdrop on the secrets of the crown group, right? You wait!
"Ji-yeon, play well, don't miss it." Park Hyo-min helped the little sister massage her shoulders and do warm-up exercises.
Park Ji-yeon wrinkled her nose and looked arrogant, "Ernie, don't worry, there are boxing moves in taekwondo." Is it really okay to just play it out like this? ”
"Well, then you will fight with the camera behind your back, so that you won't be able to film whether you are really beating someone."
"Ernie, you're so smart."
"Of course! Ho-ho-ho..."
The two teases discussed, but can you pay attention to the influence, can you speak quietly?
"Park Ji-yeon, I warn you not to mess around, be responsible!" Lin Dong was instigated, it's okay to really hit the abdomen, but the little dinosaur has never been at ease when he does things, if he hits the wrong place, it will be over, and it will be the end of authenticity.
"Uncle, don't worry. I'm a three-dan black belt in taekwondo, and I often hit the plank or something, so I definitely won't hit crooked! If you say you want to hit you in the stomach, it won't hit your nose, don't worry. ”
Unreliable, quite unreliable!
Lin Dong naturally won't be caught with his hands tied. Zama squatted, ready to sink down a few inches, stagger the parts; And then there was no then, and the little dinosaur that said that it wouldn't be crooked, or it was crooked, and the sorrow of the balls.
Lin Dong bent over like a shrimp, gritted his teeth, and the green tendons appeared. The regret in my heart, I didn't hide if I knew it, but I hit Park Ji-yeon's fist instead.
It's not a sin for a man to cry, no matter how strong a person is, he has the right to be tired.
(To be continued.) )