Napoleon: A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Two words, nonsense.

Who is a normal person who doesn't want to get a promotion and a salary increase and step on the pinnacle of life? Napoleon also succeeded, so whatever nonsense he said was praised as a wise saying, that's all.

There are many soldiers with big heads, but there are few positions for generals.

So when the opportunity arises, don't be cowardly, just do it. What if it happens?

Lin Dong has never touched such a scene in his two lives, but he was born with a big heart, and he naturally took over the command without timidity.

"Where's the Propaganda Department?"

"Inside." A minister with two deputies immediately nodded and bowed, completely suppressed by Lin Dong's momentum.

"Notify the reporters of several large newspapers to follow up and report, is there a problem?"

The minister, who is nearly 50 years old, turned into a bitter melon face in seconds, "We are not familiar with entertainment reporters......"

"Who told you to contact an entertainment reporter? I want reporters for current affairs, economics, people's livelihood, and so on. When the opportunity comes, you don't know how to engage in free publicity? Do you all eat dry rice in the Propaganda Department? Is there going to be some cuts? Lin Dong threw out a series of questions.

"I'm sorry! I will definitely try to contact the top five newspapers in Korea, I will get at least three ......"

"Huh?"

"Nope. The top five will all come, and I will arrange the front page headlines for the highest-selling Chosun Ilbo. The propaganda minister wiped his face with sweat, and was frightened by Director Lin's note.

"Let's go down and do something." Lin Dong turned his head to the deputy minister and said: "You arranged for someone to make a few big screens and put them at the door to play our company's promotional video, and if there is no big screen, go to secondment and rent, is there a problem?" ”

"Absolutely, guaranteed to complete the task!" Just now, even the minister was cleaned up like a grandson, and this time the deputy minister learned to be obedient, whether it works or not, he will respond first.

"Huh?" Lin Dong once again cast a terrifying monosyllable, "Since you are so confident, I have to put more burden on you." Arrange for someone to do a questionnaire survey, what interactive functions will our celebrity official accounts have in the future that are the most popular? ”

The deputy minister was completely dumbfounded, capitalized and stunned, looking for fans of protests and demonstrations to do a questionnaire? It's like putting your life at work.

"Questions?"

"No, I'll do it." The deputy minister hurriedly agreed, turned around and went to work, for fear that he would have to add another task if he walked slowly.

The management of the Propaganda Department who attended the meeting was left with a girl's paper, and her legs trembled with fright and waited for it to fall.

"Am I scary?"

"Oh, no, it's not. I'm sorry. I ......"

"I don't speak fluently, and I don't know how you got into the Propaganda Department." Lin Dong habitually complained, but scared the girl into crying, "Don't cry, shut up!" You don't need tears in the workplace, you have to cry and cry at home. Now arrange your task and go out and invite all the fan groups except JYP to come in for a meeting, is there a problem? ”

"No, no."

"Remember, don't let anyone in JYP's fan group. I'm just going to treat them differently. Let's go down and do things. ”

"Inside." The girl ran out of the conference room with tears in her eyes.

"Ahem! As you can see, she cried by herself, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Yes!" The departments in the conference room that had not yet arranged tasks were sitting in danger and hurriedly answering, just like a military parade.

"The performance of the Propaganda Department just now was very bad. I hope you can be reassured by how you perform next. ”

"Yes!"

……

"The security department arranges for each security guard to have a camera, or a tablet, a laptop camera, and so on. In short, we don't use force, we only use our eyes. If you see it, you can shoot whoever the performance is particularly eye-catching. ”

……

"The technical department, take photos of the people who took the lead in causing trouble taken by the security guards, and forward them to the major networks in South Korea, is there a problem?"

"Arbitrarily using other people's portrait rights, although it is not profitable, but it is also a little unpleasant."

"Stupid, you can't play a check? There are several grids for a photo, this one covers the nose and that one covers the eyes, and then uploads them separately. As for netizens spontaneously overlapping photos to restore their appearance, that's not our problem. Got it? ”

The staff felt chills down their backs when they heard this, this is simply a hooligan approach. Hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated. Director Hayashi Dong is terrifying to Kakao.

……

How big is the area of other people's psychological shadows, Guan Lin Dongmao? At this moment, Lin Dong only enjoyed the pleasure of being a "general" giving orders.

"We don't think it's a big deal, we're afraid that it won't be big enough. Kakao needs to be promoted, preferably to spread the story across Asia like the 'Black Sea' of Girls' Generation. Have faith? ”

"Yes!"

"Of course, we have to pay attention to the bottom line. Don't be hungry and thirsty for those people, if you make a good one, it won't look good. "Lin Dong leaves the best errand to his own people," Minister Wang Wen, contact some roadside stalls to sell at the door, and ask for a strong aroma. Looking at the comic comparison of those sit-in protests, can you resist the temptation of aroma? It would be fun if it turned into a big food party. ”

Lao Wang's heart moved, the company is not far from Dalindong, this is to take care of the business of compatriots?

"Roadside stalls are all night markets, and now they ...... during the day"

"Then give them money to open a store on the spot, and you can handle the funds, and then find financial reimbursement."

"No problem!"

……

Everyone took the task and left, and the entire conference room was left with two shareholders looking at each other.

Jin Fanxiu's face was scorched, the big boss didn't say a word, and the second boss took care of everything. Jin Fanxiu felt that she had no sense of existence, "Alas~~ You make it difficult for me." ”

Lin Dong sighed, as if he had gone too far, and once again hurt Boss Jin's glass heart. "The situation forced me to do this, and there will be no next time."

"You've said that." Jin Fanxiu's tone was full of resentment, "A few days ago. ”

"I am Chinese, and there is no way to threaten your position."

"You've said that, too, but everything you do is unreassuring." Jin Fanxiu took out a business card from his wallet and handed it to Lin Dong.

"Ginger. Mobile phone number, dingdingding. What's this? It was the first time Lin Dong had seen such a strange business card, with only one surname and phone number, no company, no occupation and no name.

"It's a call from an intermediary who has models from all over the world, students, flight attendants, female teachers, and even some female celebrities. There's something for everyone. ”

Jin Fanxiu's answer made Lin Dong suffer 10,000 points of horror and damage, what does this mean? What kind of person is Dong Ge? Female idols are still waiting in line for Dong Ge? …… After countless inner entanglements, Lin Dong still accepted the business card uprightly. Even if you can't use it, it's not bad to use it for b or something.

"Hehe, that's right. I received this card at the annual meeting of entrepreneurs, and there is no problem with security. Jin Fanxiu is like a professional veteran driver, bringing Lin Dong to a new field, "As far as I am concerned, my favorite is the female teacher, who waves on the bed with dignity under the bed, which is quite charming." ”

Lin Dong was completely dumbfounded, this style of painting changed too quickly, and his brain was not enough. "This, this, what does this mean?"

"I think you are still suitable for the entertainment industry, you want to be a star, you want to make a movie. Playboy is the most reassuring. "Jin Fanxiu complained a few days ago that Lin Dong was not serious and always turned to the entertainment industry; Now the attitude has reversed 180 degrees. I was really scared by Lin Dong's performance today.

After a long time, it's no wonder that those x second generations are all playboys, which is likely to be instigated. Playboy is the most reassuring to his competitors.

Lin Dong patted his chest and breathed well, and his big heart couldn't bear this sudden painting style, it was too dirty.

"Well, that'll do. I'll talk about it later, but now I'll arrange your tasks for Lao Jin. ”

Jin Fanxiu's mouth opened widely, "What? My mission? You actually assigned me a task? ”

"A pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper also have their uses, don't be presumptuous." Lin Dong sent a picture to Kim Fan-so on his mobile phone, "You big entrepreneurs must have circles, help me send this picture to Ms. Choi Ki-won of SK Group." Let her invite me to dinner in the evening, Walkerhill. ”

"She invited you to dinner?" Jin Fanxiu clicked on his phone, but it was just a picture of a villa, "You just want to buy a house, and you should invite people to dinner." ”

"Just do it and talk less nonsense. Isn't it okay to do such a thing? The most useless thing in Kakao is you. ”

"Ahh

……

After fooling the child's temper with Boss Jin, Lin Dong rushed to another conference room non-stop to meet the bosses of the fan group.

The girl from the Propaganda Department who was just scared and cried turned into a strong woman in the workplace, talking about various scenes to fool those fan group bosses.

Lin Dong looked at this situation, as if he didn't need to appear by himself; Feel free to find a spot in the corner of the conference room and sit in a daze, weighing the newly acquired business card. A new realm, hidden in filth but with great attraction, is like Pandora's box, but is it opened? Or do you open it?

The young girl next to her was playing a game with a fruit mobile phone, and was attracted by Lin Dong's strange behavior. "Hey, which fan group are you from?"

"Lin Dong."

"What's this? I don't think I've heard of it, is it TVXQ's fan organization? ”

Lin Dong shook his head, stood up and walked to the rostrum.

"I'm Lin Dong, the person in charge of the Kakao official account. Without further ado, two things. ”

"One, I'm going to deal with JYP this time, there's no reason to talk about it."

"Second, it's okay to join in the fun, don't die. Otherwise, I don't mind dealing with a few more. ”

……

After Lin Dong finished speaking, he patted his ass and left. Good words and soft words can be handed over to the professionals of the Propaganda Department; The role played by Dong Ge is that of a wicked and ruthless person. Combining hard and soft is king.

"Hey, hey, wait for me!" The young girl actually followed out of the conference room and chased after Lin Dong.

"Something?"

"Why did you pretend you didn't know me?"

Lin Dong's mind was full of question marks, and he couldn't understand the young girl's train of thought at all, "Why should I know you?" ”

"What? You're in charge of the official account, how can you not know me? My personal fan site is called flying-petals, and they all call me 'Sister Fei'! ”

"I don't know who Sister Fei is. However, your small body and small appearance are still the most suitable to be called 'Flying Sister'. (To be continued.) )