My name is Yang Mengmeng, and I used to be a teacher, but now I am no longer a jobless vagrant????? ｗ?ｗ?ｗ?．?

Before I became a teacher, I was a freelancer, also known as a part-time worker, and before that I was a leader in the underground forces of the three northeastern provinces. Isn't it popular to waste firewood these days? Anyway, I'm a waste of firewood. It's a shame that I have a rich wife, otherwise I would have to eat dirt.

For my resignation, the students' expression is reluctant; The school's watch is happy, and my mother's watch is happy, and my father said that she has changed a broom, and the previous one is ready to keep for me. In her opinion, I finally changed my ways, but I mixed up again.

Hey, can I be blamed for this? The tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, I also want to be a little teacher honestly and wait for death, but the reality has to get along with me, and I have been targeted by an organization called the black web. I heard that this organization is not a good organization, killing people and setting fires is all evil, and it has long been on the blacklist of the imperial court, is it good to be targeted by such an organization? The soft ones are afraid of the hard, the hard ones are afraid of the dead, the ones who don't want to die are afraid of the shameless, the shameless ones are afraid of selling insurance, the ones who buy insurance are afraid of An~Li, and the Amway ones are afraid of being organized and having faith. These people are full of ambitions and ideals, but they always do things that run counter to their ideals, which makes me embarrassed and about to commit cancer.

I already had a meeting inside the Black Dragon Gate a few days ago, and the three giants and dozens of hall masters all attended on time. The result of the meeting was that Black Dragon Gate was not suitable for a hard fight with the black net at this moment. People are in the dark, and we are in the light, and it is not a good thing to be beaten passively.

However, the meeting still decided to secretly search for the illegal weapons hiding dens and strongholds in the three eastern provinces, and the harvest in the past two days was quite fruitful.

My request is one: change!

The Black Dragon Gate has surfaced. So I'm not afraid of being watched anymore. I have established a rapport with the imperial court, at least we will not be enemies. Over the years, the Black Dragon Gate has guarded the North Gate, and there is no merit and hard work, isn't it?

Black Dragon Gate has carried out a collective charge at my request, and those with a high school degree or less must be forced to make up classes! Men with a bachelor's degree or above need to continue their studies and study management concurrently, so as to establish a set of practical, operable and flexible management models for Black Dragon Gate. Of course, this qiē doesn't have much to do with me, because I'm running away again!

My goal in the Northeast is too big. All sides are staring at me - no one wants another battle at Shanhaiguan! So the Black Dragon Gate with me is definitely the target of everyone, for the development of the Black Dragon Gate, in order to make the Black Dragon Gate have the ability to fight the black web, I decided to take Meow Liao Mi and Xue Xue Ning into the pass, and go to my legendary Aunt Martial God! This is also the construction that Susie Qian gave me.

I have one more important thing to do before I go! What's the big deal? Get married! Xue Xuening followed me all the way to the Northeast without any intentions, just for me, how could I let her down? Although her dowry is no longer meaningful, it has left me a way back, right? With the mall's ability to attract money, I can spend all day drinking to death without having to work!

Speaking of which, I'm quite sorry for Xue Xuening. Xue Xuening followed me for less than a day, I ran away in less than half a year and it was the second time I ran away, how could I give her happiness when she got married?

Hey, what a trouble!

But it's all a small thing, and it's better to survive than anything else. I have to lower my goals now and try to keep my distance from the people around me. God knows that the black net will shoot at my relatives, if the black net really dares to shoot at my father and mother, I will definitely dare to go into Shanhaiguan to find Skynet and slaughter Tianwang inside and out, up and down!

My cat is now used to short hair. I got a hairdresser to cut her a neat and cute little mushroom head, plus cat ears on top of her head. It's just an otaku god and goddess, so cute!

However, Meow Mi has not been in love since I left my job - maybe I feel reluctant to leave my new friends, or I may feel reluctant to leave my good sister Wang Gangdan. Xiong Da and Xiong Er have been sent by me to my father to raise.

When I took Xiong Da Xiong Er out, my dad was scared, and he almost cut me with a kitchen knife, and he said at the time: "You son of a cheating father!" I didn't see you take money from home, but you caused trouble at home! Two bears? Can our family afford it? This thing can eat better than me and your mother! What if it hurts someone? ”

"It's okay! Meow Mi has trained them to be docile. You should have two dogs, one big and one small, and they are very obedient! Under the education of Meow Mi, they can understand the most basic commands! "In my father's doubts, I ordered Xiong Da to lie down and roll. Somersaults. That's how Daddy agrees to accept these two big guys!

Xiong Da and Xiong Er's living expenses were condensed by Xue Xue, anyway, she has money, so she doesn't spend it in vain! Before I left, I left the 10 million pocket money given to me by the knife to the second elder, with this money, they can live very well, at least they will not worry about money. I don't know about them yet? They have been diligent and thrifty all their lives, and they don't spend money indiscriminately, but they are afraid that I will not have enough money. They also like to enjoy life!

Before leaving, I also glanced at my master, the old man was still selling pirated CDs with genuine iphone6 with a vicissitudes of life, and his request to me was very simple - to live! He once said: I had a hurdle before I was thirty years old, and as long as I passed, it would be smooth. I didn't believe it before, but now I do! Damn! Hurdle is coming!

The old guy actually had a good life, living in a small building, driving a car, and making a small sword. Because of me, he went all the way to some business establishments in the three eastern provinces for free orders, and reported the account with the name of Heilongmen.

I lay in a small rented house and silently looked out the window, the sun was shining, the birds were singing. Yesterday, Xue Xuening proudly told me that the project has been completed, and our wedding date has been set - next Saturday! During this time, she was busy contacting her family to see if she could invite some relatives and friends as her maiden guests, so she was not with me, she still lived in the presidential suite of the Kunlun Hotel, where the conditions were good, and I didn't let her change places.

I just lay on the chair and watched Meow Mi squat on the ground in the yard and tease the mice, having a lot of fun, and I asked, "Wow! Such a big mouse! Where did you catch it? ”

Meow Mi raised her head and looked at me: "This is the Rat King!" Within a radius of three hundred miles, this mouse is the boss! All the rats must obey her command! The social hierarchy of rats is very similar to that of Western Europe, each area has a different level of rat kings, and there are even bigger rat kings above the rat kings, one layer at a time - this rat manages hundreds of thousands of rats under his hands! ”

No way! How can such a small thing have so much energy? Can you command tens of thousands of rats? Oh my God, I would be trembling if I looked like a rat tide of tens of thousands of rats! People with dense phobias will absolutely collapse when they see this face!

"You go on playing with her, I'll squint for a while—hey, man, I like to sleep when I'm free. The best way to pass the time while sleeping" Before I could finish speaking, my phone roared, still the ringtone, the same smell.

When I picked up the phone, I heard a foreign language: "hellow"

"Please change the Chinese, I don't understand - did you make a mistake?" I asked, with a blank look on my face.

"Hello Mr. Yang, I'm Jerry from CAA," a man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

I dug out my ears and asked lazily, "Is the name of your Mi people Tom other than Jerry?" Do you have a partner named Tom? ”

"How do you know? Did the guys from the Intelligence Bureau leak again? The man's voice on the phone asked a little hurriedly.

Damn! I habitually smacked my mouth and even got rid of the facts! Oh, my God! How so? I really didn't mean to! This pot is still thrown at the intelligence bureau in his mouth!

"Is there anything you're looking for me?" I asked.

The crooked man on the opposite side sorted out his feelings and said, "Mrs. Zun is in our hands, I need your cooperation"

"What? Did you catch Xue Ning? Why? She's just a businessman? You caa crossed the line! I roared!

First the black web, then CAA, why are so many people unhappy with me? Xue Xuening was actually kidnapped by them!

"If you dare to touch a single hair of my woman, everyone in the Northeast will be slaughtered! Believe it or not! You can go to the Intelligence Bureau and check my records! I promise to do what I say!

I'm going crazy! First the students were kidnapped, the meow broke their hair, and then Xue Xuening was kidnapped - I was like a frightened bird, afraid that something would happen to the people around me.

"Mr. Yang doesn't need to be excited, we just invited Mrs. Yang to come to us as a guest. Please rest assured that Madame Zun's safety is no problem. We need you to come to a private house on Erdao Street alone, and we only need to come alone, otherwise we can't guarantee the safety of Madame Zun. ”

Damn! Damn! Why play this set again! It's over, isn't it? (To be continued.) )