The tide of the sea is abnormal - there is already a lot of uproar on the Internet about this.

Some people say that this is the great flood of the last days, and that the end is coming; Some people say that this is a warning from nature, and that people's indiscriminate felling of trees has led to the emergence of this evil effect, and calls on people to protect trees; And some people say: The flood is my bird's business, and it can't flood my house.

David passed on the latter value to him in this way, and he saw that David was not the kind of person who didn't care about himself, he was just too worried about himself, afraid that he would disappear in the blink of an eye, and afraid that he would blame himself for watching the news, do stupid things, and go out and fall into the net.

Baizhu reluctantly assured him repeatedly: I will stay at home obediently.

In fact, even if the abnormality of the sea is due to the anger of the mermaids, what can Baizhu do? Jumping into the sea on your own? What's the point of his escape in that case?

Moreover, is it really the merfolk who are angry at this flood? What if he goes back and doesn't change the status quo?

On this day, there was a strange guest standing at the door of Baizhu's house, wearing a big hood, covering his cheeks, dodging and knocking on his door like a big star avoiding the paparazzi.

Cultivators said with a look on his face: "Let Jean let me in"

"What's wrong?" Baizhu asked suspiciously, and turned sideways to let Shules in.

As soon as he entered the room, he took off his hooded raincoat, found a soft sofa, and leaned on it, saying, "It's over, the sacrifice is dead." ”

"What?" Baizhu was a little puzzled, "Who died?" Can you not bury your face in the pillow of the couch and speak? Also, how did you find it?! ”

Shulls turned over, looked up at the ceiling and said, "Kiss Cole~Our old priest is dead~" and then squinted his eyes to Baizhu, "Your good days are coming to an end, hurry up and take the child" glanced at Baizhu's belly, and almost jumped up in surprise, "Why aren't you pregnant yet?!! ”

Atractylodes black line: "What are you pregnant!" Remembering what he had just said, he said, "The sacrifice is dead?" ――What about the floods of the past few days that were caused by the death of the sacrifice? ”

"Let's just put it that way." Shules snorted at Baizhu and motioned for Baizhu to sit down. Baizhu walked to the couch with a black line on his face, wanting to see what Cultivators wanted to do.

Shules stretched out a finger and poked Baizhu's stomach curiously-

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Baizhu was speechless for an instant ten meters away from him.

"There's really nothing, isn't that Huberley guy okay," Shules muttered to himself as he looked at the finger he had just touched Baizhu's stomach.

He looked at Baizhu again, thinking about something.

"Then you're here to arrest me this time?" Baizhu asked a little wary.

Xiules stretched out his arms and signaled his harmlessness: "Oh ~ Dear little Cole ~ You see that I didn't bring anyone with me, sneakily running over, do you think I caught you back?" ”

You know you're sneaky. Baizhu complained in his heart, but he was relieved.

"The sacrifice died, the bottom of the sea was in chaos, and His Majesty ordered that you must be found and taken back. When I came here this time, I thought that you must be pregnant for so long, and if you don't want to go back, you can give birth to a little sacrifice on land - who knew that Huberley guy was so unreliable! ”

"Can the anomalies of the sea only be lifted by having a child? What kind of logic is this! ”

Shut spread his hands indifferently: "It's not just you who don't understand, in fact, we can't understand it either." I've always been curious about what the sacrifice is for, but now I finally know, but I still don't understand, why can this person's saving alone make the sea calm? And what exactly is magic in the bloodline? Why does the sacrifice have to be born by the union of your Slay family and our Kuka family's merfolk? After all, don't you think it's ridiculous? What if one side dies in the middle of a war? How the hell did such stupid rules come about!! ”

"How did it happen?" Baizhu asked.

Sholes put the pillow on his face depressedly, and said sullenly: "It has been handed down since ancient times." It was also engraved on the stone tablet by each sacrifice. ”

"But it's weird!" Xiules took off the pillow and sat up straight and spoke, "For so long, no party's bloodline has been completely cut off in the war. ”

"There have been people like you who have disappeared before, but they will always be found." Sholes looked at him and said, "Don't you think it's abnormal? ”

"You mean?" Baizhu looked at him.

Sholes nodded, "Hmm." All along, I had a question. Magic in the Mermaid's Bloodline - Is it the bloodline that makes the magic, or does the magic make the bloodline? ”

"So," said Baizhu in surprise, "I may not be Cole Slay at all!" But when the merfolk needed to be sacrificed, magic came to me? - I'll go! It doesn't make sense! Why doesn't it just find a girl!! ”

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just my guess."

"But your guess is plausible! The continuation of a race cannot rely on such a dangerous method! Something must be wrong! ”

Xiu Les looked at Baizhu, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Thank you for the compliment~ It's just that the idea is the idea, who will save the sea now?" ”

Baizhu was bloody, thinking that I can't even save myself, and I can save the sea!

Cultivators smiled, leaned lazily on the sofa, and said, "That~ There are two roads now, the first," Cultivators held out a finger, "There are still a few days, and this month will be over." You go back to the bottom of the sea with me, spend these last few days with Hubelay, and if you don't react, marry me instead. Xiules stretched out a second finger, "The second one, that is, you can marry me directly now!" Give birth to a child, hand it over to the bottom of the sea, and then do what you do. ”

Baizhu glared at him.

"Okay, okay, there's a third one~" Xiules waved his hand and said helplessly, "That is, to verify my conjecture, regardless of the life or death of humans and the safety of mermaids, you hide well, and see if magic will give up on you and choose someone else." Let's see if there will be an extra orphan from the war at the bottom of the sea. ”

"Well~ When I came, I chose the third one, I said it, I don't have any love for this world~ Destroy Miè or not destroy Miè and don't do my business. ――But after meeting you, I hope you can choose the second one~"

"Impossible!" Baizhu said categorically.

"Then the third one~ I don't really care~"

Baizhu thought for a moment and shook his head.

Sholes was shocked: "No! You want to go back? Do you really like that Huberley guy?! ”

Bai Shu was happy: "Mr. Xiules, if you just have a child, why bother so much?" ”

Shules looked at him, and Baizhu said,

"Dear, did you know that human beings have a technology called IVF?"

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Of course, IVF is not something you can do if you want to, not only does it require a lot of money, but it also has requirements for identity. But these are not a problem at all in the charm of the mermaid, Baizhu didn't even make a move, and Shules leaned down in his sunglasses, and whoever looked at him would obey him.

"The charm of the mermaid only works for humans. Don't try to do this to the merfolk. "But it doesn't work for all humans, and if that person is in a state of concentration at the time, this kind of charm will not work." ”

Baizhu nodded. I have gained knowledge.

The two of them hypnotized all the way over, treating the queue registration as nothing, unimpeded, and absolutely first, and quickly completed all aspects of the physical examination before doing IVF, and the doctor said: "You go back and wait for the notice." Sholes' eyes squinted, "What did you say?" ”

So the work was immediately carried out.

It wasn't until the doctor asked Shules to choose a surrogate mother that Shules blew up: "What?!" Our child is going to come out in another woman's belly?! No way! Absolutely no!! ”

The doctor looked at him like an idiot: "Sir, IVF is also human, and they are also born from female childbirth, not from IVF. ”

Shules looked at Baizhu: "Really? Baizhu nodded. Sholes stared at the doctor's eyes unwillingly and said, "Only this kind of IVF? I've seen your TV, and the man-made creatures are crawling out of the containers! ”

The doctor's expression became a little sluggish, and he said slowly, "Containers are containers."

I don't know if they are lucky or ill-fated, the doctor they met is secretly a guy who illegally studies DNA and artificial cells, and he has a separate real yàn room, which can completely nurture a child swimming out of the nutrient solution.

Baizhu is still a little worried, after all, if it is put in the movie, that guy is a complete villain!

"And we're born?"

Atractylodes black line, stand a little farther away from this.

Sholes confidently said that there was no need to worry, that doctor had been completely hypnotized by him. The real yàn is going on steadily.

Baizhu went back with a stomach full of anxiety and Shules.

When I opened the door, the house was turned into a mess.

"Your house is a thief?" Sholes asked.

A figure rushed over and hugged Baizhu, who was still in a sluggish state.

"White, I thought you were gone again." David said, hugging it tightly, and buried his head in the neck socket of Baizhu, "Scared me to death, scared me to death"

Baizhu reflexively touched his back and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay."

"Hey!" Sholes stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand, grabbed David's hand around Baizhu's waist, and gently pulled it back, but he tore David's whole body away from Baizhu with great strength. Sholes let go of David's hand, rubbed his fingertips against his pants, raised his head haughtily, and asked, "Who are you!" ”

David rubbed his wrist and looked at Sholes, "That's what I'm going to ask!" Who are you? This is my home! ”

Xiu Les was stunned for a moment and looked at Baizhu: "This is his house?" - You" Shules thought that this was the house of Baizhu, after all, the charm of mermaids in the human world allowed them to travel almost unimpeded, and money and other things were not an obstacle for a long time. The merfolk legions who guard the sea realm often have the opportunity to come to land, and it is normal to have a few houses or something.

He didn't expect Baizhu to live in someone else's house.

What is the relationship between this man and Baizhu!!

Sholes was inexplicably annoyed.

"Well, I'll introduce you. Shules, this is my good friend David Bryce, David, this is Shules Kuka, from the bottom of the sea. ”

David stepped forward, sideways to block Baizhu behind him, and stretched out his right hand: "Hello, Mr. Kuka, I'm David, Baizhu's cohabitant, and I'm meeting for the first time." You're not here to take him, are you? Mr. from the bottom of the sea. ”

Sholes looked at the right hand stretched out in front of him, also reached out and held it gently, and then pulled it back! David stumbled and pulled away. Xiu Les stood in front of Baizhu and asked very unpleasantly, "Is he your boyfriend?" ”

Baizhu glared at him angrily, and went over to help David: "Can you be polite to my friend?!" You merfolk are so rude? He's not my boyfriend! But he's my best friend! ”

Sholes raised his eyebrows, hooked the corners of his mouth, and said meaningfully: "Oh~~~"

David looked at him defiantly.

The first meeting between the two was filled with the smell of gunpowder, and Baizhu suddenly felt like a bomb was spread all over the soles of his feet, as if he would step on it if he was not careful. During the meal, Sholes's eyes lit up, and he said with some excitement: "It's delicious!" How can human food be so delicious!! ”

David sarcastically said, "Do you eat grass at the bottom of the sea?" ”

Sholes' nails grew instantly. Baizhu hurriedly played a round: "Okay, okay, eat, eat!" ”

Sholes withdrew his nails and glanced at David with contempt.

"By the way, Cole, are you going to see our baby in the hospital tomorrow?"

"Poof--" Baizhu squirted out a mouthful of soup and rice.

David raised his eyes: "Cole? Who is your name? ”

"Isn't his name Cole? Heh~ You won't even know his real name by now, right! Sholes raised an eyebrow and smiled, and the smell of gunpowder filled the space again.

Davy looks at the atractylodes.

Baizhu was busy wiping the table that had just been soiled, how would he answer? Cole is the name of my body? Baizhu is the name of my soul?

David thought that Baizhu didn't hear it, so he raised his voice a little and asked directly: "Bai!" He just said Cole is your name, isn't he? Also, what's going on with the child? ”

Bai Zhu didn't eat anymore, and directly pulled David upstairs, and Repair shouted, "Why are you going?!" Why are you going?! Skipping meals??! ”

Baizhu yelled: "Don't come here! Then the door slammed shut.

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Baizhu explained it like this, and since David was the only friend he agreed with, he simply told him that he was a human without concealment. David was surprised, but accepted it quickly. Later, he asked, "Then what happened to the child he was talking about?" ”

"That's IVF. That's what the bottom of the sea caught me back for. It is said that the next sacrifice must be born by me, and the sea has been making trouble in the past few days because of the death of the mermaid sacrifice. ”

David's eyes moved to Baizhu's stomach in a daze: "Mermaid? Able to have children? ”

"I guess I can't." Baizhu Dead Fish rolled his eyes and said crisply.

After the two finished talking, as soon as the door opened, Sholes was out of reach, stumbling and almost slipping to the ground. He stood up like no one, patted the ash on his body, and walked downstairs.

"Are you eavesdropping?" Baizhu said coldly.

"I'm just keeping you safe, after all, there are not a few humans who have mermaid ideas."

Baizhu ignored him, but David was visibly relieved, no longer as guarded as he had been at the beginning.

The next day, Sholes and Baizhu were going out to see the child—what a child! It's a cell now! David had to follow, but Baizhu felt that it didn't matter if he took him, but Shules resolutely disagreed, and said to David: "If you don't go yourself, I won't hypnotize you and then you won't go." ”

So the two fish hypnotized the humans all the way to the underground chamber of a certain doctor, in the middle of which was a huge container filled with green liquid, and there was nothing in it.

"Now the two children are still in the cultivation stage, and when the limbs have grown, they will be put in to let him absorb the nutrients."

The two mermaids didn't understand these farts at all, and what the doctor said was what they blinked in the real room for a long time.

When he came out, Baizhu hesitated and said, "Is this good?" ”

"How?"

"I always feel that this method is a bit cold." Baizhu said, "I'm not ready, I'm going to be a father"

"Don't think so much! I think it's very convenient. If children can be born so easily, there will be no such troublesome copulation. ”

"You also think your intersection is very strange, right?" Bai Shu looked at him sternly.

Xiu Les was speechless: "Where is it strange, it is strange, and my brother's skills are not good, okay?" I'm a mermaid who enjoys the fun of copulating tails, okay?! ”