Tang Liang and Tang Xiaomei stared at me at the moment and said, "You just go over like this, it's very dirty there!" ”

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My answer was straightforward.

Tang Liang continued: "Then they are chasing you, so what should you do?" ”

Actually, I didn't want to answer this question at all, but since I asked, I had to answer: "I can only be attacked by them, there are many of them, and heroes are afraid of many pigs' heads." ”

Tang Liang suddenly looked at me with very pity and said, "You are a good person, do you have anything on your mind lately?" ”

Tang Xiaomei also nodded and said, "Yes, if you have anything, you can say it and see if we can help you?" ”

I smiled and replied: "Actually, I just want to get admitted to a good university, but I don't want to fight for my parents, I guess it's time to fall off the list this time, Zhejiang's Southern University of Technology has always been my ideal, I want to go there to study, I don't know if there is any hope in this life, okay, don't say much, I should go." ”

Tang Xiaomei said at this moment: "What's your name?" ”

As I walked, I replied, "My surname is Zhang Mingjie, and my name is Zhang Jie." ”

I rushed to the pigsty, and at this moment Tang Liang and Tang Xiaomei were already on the three-wheeled automatic car.

I came to the door of the pigsty without shame, kicked the pig door, stood there with a flying kick, shouted, and said, "Evil animal, get out of here." ”

Who knows that these pigs in front of me don't understand what I'm talking about, I suddenly got angry, this is clearly not to put me in my eyes, looking at the little pig rolling on the ground, I suddenly rushed with an arrow, lifted the little pig and slapped it on the ass, miserable, miserable, I never expected this slap to hit my hands full of pig feces, it turned out that this damn pig was doing a routine, I really shouldn't, when I was talking to myself, hundreds of pigs in the pigsty opened their round eyes and stared at me, I looked at the boar that had fallen to the ground and died in the pigsty, and I glanced at it again, and it was all the same sow, this boar was really happy to die, and I couldn't help but pick up my hand to salute the boar inside.

This action has not been done, and in an instant the sow poured out of the nest, and I glanced at at least dozens of them, and I ran away, running all the way, I couldn't run the dog, and I still ran the pig.

It's a pity that when you are determined to do something, you will encounter a lot of difficulties, especially at this critical moment, when I threw a few hundred meters away, I attracted all the pigs, and at this moment, Tang Liang and Tang Xiaomei had already driven the tricycle safely, left, safe.

And at this time, I could have thrown this group of sows in the back, but I don't know if it was providence, there was a piece of watermelon peel on the road ahead, and I stepped on it with one foot, and I knew that my life in this life was not very good, and I fell very hard.

The sow seemed to have a bit of spirituality, so she caught up at this time, but when I got up from the ground, a bad feeling began to rise in my heart, and I was already surrounded by a herd of sows.

At this moment, a huge sow came from behind, through the herd of pigs to the opposite of me, I began to look at the pig, it swayed, shaking its huge ass, like the swing of the waist of a bucket, suddenly a miraculous scene happened, history is about to be rewritten, the pig raised a foot and peed a bubble of urine, I was almost scared to death in an instant, this is not the behavior of a dog, how can this pig be, is this the legendary super pig king, no, I found that this is not a sow, this is a boar, It's the boar in front of me who resolutely fell to the ground and died, it's over, hell today, I looked at this boar who struggled from the bottom line of death, I looked around, and suddenly saw a notice: boar food, containing powerful hormones, makes the boar eat extremely strong, full of liquid, and never finish.

At this moment, I instantly understood that the rise of China's hormone industry, this pig can be regarded as a fork, and I carefully protect my body.

Because I was scared, I have been very careful to protect my body since the last wolfdog incident.

At this moment, the boar raised his head and raised his chest and roared.

All the sows started to get a little closer to me, and then they turned their guns, no, they all turned their butts at me, and then the boars stopped howling in an instant, and all the sows started to become the most disgusting animals in history.

The feces began to shoot at me repeatedly, I was like a log, I was powerless to fight back, I wanted to struggle, but this kind of scene was impossible.

I think I can only run away, I can't fight with this group of pigs anymore, I can't win, can't I run?

I fought my way out, vomiting and running frantically, and I was so dirty that I couldn't stand it.

I got home as fast as I could, and my mom was back at the moment.

I kicked the door open and shouted, "Mom, give me a whole bucket of water, I want to take a shower." ”

When my mother saw me, she yelled five meters away from me and said, "Stop." ”

I stopped and looked at my mother, who scolded, "What are you doing?" How did you do this, what are you doing? ”

I said casually, "I'm going to make a pig." ”

And when I said this, I knew that I was wrong, I was subconsciously wrong, and I couldn't use words indiscriminately.

My mother suddenly scolded: "Why are you so unproductive, you went to engage in dogs a few days ago, you see what you have done, and now you are going to engage in pigs, can't you be normal, can you have a normal love for normal people, why do you have to engage in animals every time you can't hold back?" How do you tell us to live as parents, how do you tell us to be people in the future, and who else wants to marry you in the future! Son, you fight for us, don't go out and fool around with these cats and dogs, rest in peace, stop it! ”

I know that my mother misunderstood, and I can't help it, after all, this kind of thing is almost like this for anyone, I made many buckets of water for myself, took several baths, and finally cleaned the strange smell from my body, and I cleaned myself to death.

In the end, under the nagging and correct sex education of my mother, this thing that should not have happened but had happened was ended.

I spent a few days in peace, but today my father is back.

Actually, this is normal, but I feel a little abnormal.

All I knew was that it was a sunny noon, and I had the habit of taking a nap, but today I couldn't, and the door was kicked open.

I don't know when it started, everyone in the family has the habit of kicking the door open and coming in, or knocking on the door.

I looked at it, and it turned out to be my father, my father.

So I smiled and said, "Dad, what's the matter, so excited." ”

My dad looked at me, and I immediately felt that something was wrong, this kind of look was like looking at a monster.

I looked at my father's strange eyes, and I couldn't help but soften my tone a little, and said, "Dad, is there something wrong?" ”

(To be continued.) )