Chapter 3 How Fecal Cancer Is Made?
Forget it, canned food is canned, cat food is cat food, it's a big deal to go to the kitchen in the middle of the night to steal food, even if I become a cat, I won't be unable to live. Wei He figured it out, the cat was under the eaves and had to bow his head, Qin Yu was already very good to be able to bring himself home, the top priority was to familiarize himself with the environment and find a chance to go home to see his father.
Qin Yu pushed open the bathroom door, and Wei He was startled.
Scold! The surname Qin is really extravagant, the bathroom is so big! It seems that this house can not be beaten by 200 square meters, look at the beautiful big bath in the middle of the bathroom, and suddenly think of a poem "Spring cold bath Huaqing pool", I am ...... Autumn cold bath Huaqing Pool? It seems that it is time to enjoy the capitalist life for a while.
Ten minutes later......
Wei He was pressed into Qin Yu's foot bath, covered with foam, and his face was depressed.
"Cats really don't like bathing."
Qin Yu's "sure enough" look made Wei He's teeth itch, even if he didn't give me a bath in Huaqing Pool, change me a washbasin, laundry basin, what basin can't work? Don't bathe me with your footbath! The raised pimples at the bottom of the basin remind Wei He all the time that this is a foot bath, foot bath, foot bath!
"Meow...... Woo ......" Wei He felt that the cat was unfortunate and let out a sad scream.
"Cats cry when they take a bath."
"Woo woo Wei He let out an angry roar, expressing strong dissatisfaction with Qin Yu's self-righteousness.
"Be honest!" Qin Yu slapped Wei He's head and slapped a few soap bubbles.
Hit me? This is cat abuse! Wei He stretched out his claws and fluttered in the foot bath with a crackle, but no matter how he fluttered, he couldn't break free of Qin Yu's big hand, and the final result was that he also received a few slaps in the face.
Nima has lived for 20 years, and his father has never beaten himself, he even spanks his head and ass! The key is that I am a girl, you hit my ass, can I call the police?
However, cats, there are no human rights!
When Wei He was wrapped into a zongzi and stuffed into the bedroom bed, he stared at Qin Yu angrily, and his whole cat body couldn't lift any strength.
"There is no hair dryer at home, you stay in bed honestly and don't run around, I am not responsible for a cold. For the sake of you just getting out of the shower, you're allowed to sleep in bed for one night, and you'll go to sleep in the nest tomorrow! Qin Yu saw that the cat's ears on the bed had become airplane-shaped, so he took a few steps forward and leaned over and fell sideways beside the cat: "What?" Do you want the master to sleep with you? ”
Hug your uncle!
Wei He quickly took out a cat's paw from the bath towel, crossed Qin Yu's good-looking face, aimed at Qin Yu's shoulder, and scratched his paw fiercely.
Call! It's a relief! This claw is revenge for the foot bath!
Qin Yu looked at the scratches on his shoulders, and his face became more and more ugly. Looking at the initiator again, the ears of the plane are gone, the eyes are no longer staring, the claw hook is put away, the meat pad is soft and harmless, and the eyes are innocent, as if the qiē that just happened has nothing to do with her, hey? also sold cuteness with a milky voice: "Meow~Meow~"
Will you be beaten? Wei He regretted it!
At this time, Qin Yu's mobile phone rang, and the ringtone was Wei He's favorite "City in the Sky". When Qin Yu heard the ringtone, he stopped confronting the cat and turned around to answer the phone.
Wei He nested in a thick bath towel and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop. After becoming a cat, Wei He found that his senses of sight, smell, hearing, etc. had become very acute, stronger than humans, and seemed to be more sensitive than cats, and he could hear clearly with the voice on the phone.
"Brother, have you heard? Miss Chen returned to China. "The voice on the other side of the phone was very strange, and it seemed to smell like waiting to see a good show.
"Chen Yaxi? She returned home? Qin Yu's voice revealed a hint of surprise.
"I heard that the family sold you, and I plan to take the time to hold an engagement ceremony with the Chen family. Hehe, Sister Yaxi is beautiful, and it's okay to be my sister-in-law. ”
"Engaged? Who means? What does grandpa mean? Or is it wishful thinking on the part of their Chen family? Qin Yu snorted coldly, revealing a mocking smile.
"I said it was home, but I don't know who came up with the idea. Brother, you are not too young, it's time to start a family, and ...... in the future."
"You don't have to sue me for this kind of thing in the future, my business is not the turn of the family to decide." Qin Yu interrupted the other party's words, and instantly pointed the finger at the other party: "Erheng, you should also take care of it, don't know how to play the guitar all day long, you have enough books after playing for so many years!" Think about your brother's difficulties...... Feed? Feed? Feed? ”
"Doodoo ......"
Qin Yu threw his mobile phone on the bed and scolded angrily: "Little bastard! ”
The master's mood didn't seem to be beautiful, Wei He hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, hoping that the master would forget the revenge just now. Seeing Wei He pretending to be asleep in a hurry, Qin Yu couldn't help but laugh secretly, is this cat a sperm? After the establishment of the country, it is said that it is not allowed to become a refinement?
It was dark, the three hamsters began to move, and Wei He heard the sound of the running wheel, which was not noisy, and the sound was very small. Qin Yu sat at the head of the bed, holding a notebook and didn't know what he was looking for, only turned on a small black lamp at the head of the bed.
After tossing for a long time, Wei He was physically and mentally exhausted, his eyelids began to fight, and he fell asleep after a while.
A dreamless night.
Early the next morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Wei He woke up.
Stretch out your claws and bow your waist...... Ay? What's underfoot? Electric heater? It seems that the owner is still quite reliable, and he is afraid that he will catch a cold and stuff a warm baby for himself. It's just that it's not dawn yet, where did the others go?
Wei He jumped out of bed and ran straight to the living room.
The host this is ...... Why? Sitting on the sofa early in the morning and meditating, and sweating profusely, what kind of martial arts is this practice? Wei He didn't dare to disturb Qin Yu, and silently squatted on the blanket at the door to peep.
"What are you doing sneaking around?" Qin Yu slowly opened his eyes and saw the little kitten's head poking out of the door, his smile flashed, and he was still caught by Wei He.
A good foundation is good, frowning is good, smiling is good, no matter how good, Wei He was stunned.
Seeing Wei He staring at him in a daze, Qin Yu got up, took a towel from the treadmill, and said while wiping his sweat: "I got up very early, and my spirit is good, it seems that yesterday's canned food was not eaten in vain." ”
Wei He couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said in his heart that the cat's canned food was faint and astringent, if it wasn't for being hungry, he wouldn't eat it for me.
Xu got up too early, Wei He sat at the door and yawned several times, and was stunned for a while. During this period, Qin Yu took a bath, and Wei He took advantage of Qin Yu's bath and hurriedly ran to the bathroom for convenience.
As a result, Qin Yu's ears were very sharp, ignoring the sound of rushing water, and heard Wei He's silent cat steps. The consequence was that Wei He was just halfway through squatting on the edge of the toilet, and Qin Yu suddenly poked his head out of the bathroom, staring at one person and one cat. In the end, Qin Yu smiled: "It's very smart, it seems that the cat litter cat toilet is saved." ”
In an instant, Wei He had an urge to die!
Suddenly, Qin Yu poked his head out again: "How did you climb up?" Oh, stepping on the box. Qin Yu glanced at the storage box next to the toilet and retracted his head.
Wei He is crazy, and if he continues like this, he will be constipated.
However, before it was over, Qin Yu poked his head out again: "Build a ladder for you tomorrow, the box is not safe." Also, be careful, don't fall in! ”
Nima, Wei He's heart collapsed, and he felt that he was going to get cancer!!