Chapter 129 Temporary work turned into a regular worker
December 12th. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The black-hearted merchants have created a year-end clearance shopping festival, and in addition to that, it is also the Queen's holiday.
In this day of "wanting two, wanting two", the two second goods Li Juli and Han Enjing were born, and then magically got together.
To two, two together.
The advantage of being a star is that you will never forget your own or your "spouse's" birthday.
"Lin Dongxi, the special episode of "We Are Married" is now starting to be recorded."
"So early?" Lin Dong looked at the scorching winter sun outside the window, "How can there be a birthday celebration early in the morning?" ”
"You go out first." Xuan Huiyun, who hadn't seen each other for a long time, walked out of the crowd, waved his hand, and cleared the venue.
The office returned to quiet, and Xuan Hui said leisurely: ""My Knot" is getting off. ”
"Thankfully, it's long overdue. This show is useless to me now. Jessica's illness was cured, Li Juli also ate it, and "My Knot" has no value in existence. Lin Dong was full of emotion, on this festive day, everything went smoothly and he was very happy.
"It's not just you guys who get off, all the imaginary couples from Season 3 have to get off. A new fourth season begins next year. Xuan Huiyun was not in a high mood and sighed, "The last recording, I hope to have a happy ending." So, the content of this episode recorded today is wedding. ”
"The wedding that got married?" Lin Dong asked a very stupid question, but he had to ask, Brother Dong has lived two lives and has never been married.
"The show is called "We Are Married", how can there be no wedding?"
Lin Dong scratched his head, no matter from which point of view, he couldn't refuse. I had to nod and say, "Good head, good tail, okay." But I only cooperate, and don't look for me if you want to take the initiative to play romantic things. ”
Xuan Huiyun rolled his eyes wildly, "There is a large group of romantic experts in the program group, so you don't need to worry about this." ”
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The two lives add up to more than 30 years old, and it is the first time to get married, Lin Dong is like a marionette, at the mercy of the program team.
First of all, the temporary workers who have just left the novice village have to be transformed and dragged to the beauty salon to remove dead skin and blackheads. After spending two hours, the old look was changed to a new one, what a handsome word.
Then, the pink handsome guy changed into a handmade suit that he couldn't understand the brand, and the rich and handsome took shape in an instant, which was worthy of a battle.
Finally, gather a group of "best man groups" who are also neatly dressed, and the climate has been completed, and they will "welcome relatives" to the entry-level dungeon with great vigor and vigor.
"Brother Zhong Guo, Brother Bingwan, how do you have time to join in the fun?" Lin Dong's face was full of doubts, and he really didn't understand the intention of the program team, "Is it really appropriate for the host of SBS TV's "Running-Man" and "Law of the Jungle" to appear in MBC's "My Knot"? ”
"We just starred in SBS TV and didn't give our lives to SBS; So it's okay to show up at MBC. Kim Jong Kook paused, then suddenly hugged Lin Dong and patted his shoulder heavily, "Your wedding is going to be attended no matter what." ”
Although he understood the question of "whether they could come", Lin Dong still didn't understand "why" they came, after all, it was just a variety show.
However, such a question is really unquestionable. Others have good intentions to cheer on the party, but they can't not give face in reverse.
"So are we going to greet now? Riding in the bus, it seems to be a bit of a loss. ”
Xuan Huiyun nodded, shook his head again, and said: "The program team deliberately designed a lot of Chinese wedding folk links for you, and welcoming relatives is also one of them. However, luxury fleets don't think about it. showing off his wealth in the show will be scolded by the audience very badly. ”
"Cut, pick the door, pick the door, no matter how much you say, it's just an excuse."
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A high-end residential area in Cheongdam-dong.
"This used to be my home, and I never imagined that stepping into this building again was actually to welcome my family." Lin Dong was full of emotion, "Fate is really wonderful." When fate arrives, it can't be stopped. ”
"Fate, I don't understand. It's useless to say anything. 9999999999 won, not a single steel hammer is allowed to enter. "Only 12 years old, has grown to more than 1.6 meters against the sky, T-ARA reserves, Jin Daini Danee as the first guard. Spread out his long and thin arms to stop a group of big men.
N cameras were opposed, and Lin Dong and a group of other big men couldn't use violence, so they had to negotiate hard: "I thought our relationship was based on feelings, but I didn't expect it to be a business." ”
Danee's child frowned, glared at Lin Dong, and said angrily: "The first time we met, you tricked me into doing manual work with Minjing Oni. ”
"Young man, take it easy." Lin Dong put his big hand on the top of Danee's head and rubbed it randomly, "Because your hard days have just begun, and there is still a long way to go." ”
"Yes! In short, don't give red envelopes, don't let it go. ”
"Hong Kong four-day, three-night two-person tour, you can bring a guardian to play together. Shopping, food, marine parks, and pandas! ”
"Deal!" No matter how tall Danee looks, he is just a child after all, and he didn't pay back the price, so he made a deal and got out of the way.
Lin Dong smiled and shook his head, leading the team through the entrance of the building with the handle of Danee.
"Oh, yes. When you're an adult, remember to come to me for a travel reward. ”
"Why wait until you're older? Isn't it now? ”
"I don't think I said the exact time. When will it be delivered? It all depends on the mood. Lin Dong turned around and grimaced at Danee, laughing, "Little friend, this lesson is for you to know the truth of respecting your elders." ”
"Ah~ya~~ya!"
……
Before breaking into the building for more than ten meters, the guards appeared at the elevator entrance again.
is still a child against the sky.
The height of the elementary school student, the face of the elementary school student, but it is the oldest T-ara.
Her name is Quan Baolan, and she speaks for elementary school students.
"9999999999 won, not a single steel hammer will be allowed in."
"Tut-tut, sapphire kid, do you think you can stop me?" Lin Dong condescendingly looked down at Quan Baolan, adding pressure to her.
Quanbao Blue has been looked down upon all my life and has long been used to it. Rolling his eyes, playing with his fingers, and ignoring Lin Dong. One of the benefits of being short is that it's hard for others to catch their eyes.
"Aren't you afraid that I will use violence if you don't give face?"
"Come on, then!"
"Cut. Don't move your fists, Dong Ge also has a way to clean you up. Reasonable, huh? Lin Dong leaned over and leaned against Quan Baolan's ear and muttered softly.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh,......" Quan Baolan kept nodding, his eyes gradually glowing, and he stretched out his little finger, "A word is a certainty, pull the hook." ”
The little finger of an elementary school student has no sense of disobedience.
Lin Dong was also "two" in this "two together" day, and he actually hooked up with Quanbaolan under the camera.
Pass the second level.
"Lin Dong, what did you tell her? It's going so well. ”
"Don't say it, don't say it. Go on, go~go~go! ”
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Bai Fumei's big beauty Jiang Minjing's "protection ability" test is not difficult and won.
The "brain teaser" of the intellectual fox Jing Pu Xiaomin is simply an axe to pass through.
The question of the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon has not been asked yet. was bribed by N meals of Chinese and unconditionally released.
The program team is really good at playing, and makes the abnormal humans of CCM into the boss of the gatekeeper. However, they think too much about using Chinese wedding customs to deal with Chinese.
After passing the n level and slashing n plus 1 general, Lin Dong, who has both morality, intelligence and physique, finally came to fight in front of the big boss.
Li Juli was wearing traditional Korean clothes, quietly beautiful, and the fairy spirit was blowing in her face. Sure enough, he is the protagonist of today, and he killed the audience in an instant.
"Today we got married. Can you write a proposal song? The little milk voice is still so soft, so sweet and greasy, but with a sincere and eager desire.
"Are you serious?" Lin Dong was obviously taken aback by this battle, "It takes a lot of time to write a song." If you miss the shoot......"
The quiet and beautiful fairy waved her sleeves, her expression was indifferent, but she was extremely firm, "If you can't express the true thoughts in your heart." There is no need for this wedding to go on. It doesn't make sense. ”
"Not negotiable?"
Tianxian Juli shook her head.
Lin Dong gritted his teeth and fell into deep thought. Everyone held their breath and witnessed the birth of the love song.
"Can you give me a cigarette?"
"Plop!" Fall a bunch of people.
Smoking is lonely, Lin Dong used to pretend to be forced, only smoking but not smoking. Today, Lin Dong inhales the "chronic poison" into his heart and lungs, and the smell of tobacco seems to stimulate every cell. Full of memories of past lives.
There is such a song that is deeply ingrained in Lin Dong's heart and can never be erased.
"Every time I go somewhere alone
Always ask who you're with and why
You who say the words of a careful man
Why confuse me so much
……
Why always hesitate
I don't want to have
Is it a pity to give it to someone else
Immerse yourself in the heart and show your heart
Oh, please don't miss a woman like me
Stop now and don't change the subject
Should speak like a man
Is it a pity to give it to someone else
……”
After a song, everyone was stunned, and he really made a love song, is Lin Dong still human?
"The title of the song is "Is it a pity to give you to others", if I give you to others, I will feel a pity." Dog blood is dog blood to the end, Lin Dong knelt on one knee, picked up a bouquet of flowers and handed it over, "For this reason, are you willing to marry me?" ”
"I'm willing, I'm willing~~" Li Juli cried and threw herself into Lin Dong's arms.
Cheers, applause, and colorful cannons "bang bang" sounded chaotically, and the noisy atmosphere was like a real kiss.
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The bus set off again to kill the final copy of the "Cathedral".
The group of relatives and friends dispersed, and they did what they had to do.
In fact, Lin Dong didn't know what he should do, and his marriage experience was zero.
just passively followed the arrangement of the program team, and the "best man" Kim Jong Kook entered the backstage to make up his makeup.
Kim Jong Kook looked at Lin Dong, who was full of red light, full of emotion, "I didn't expect you to run in front of me." ”
"You can also participate in "We Are Married", and let the program team arrange which one you want to play with."
"Alas. People who love each other don't necessarily have to come together. ”
The golden tiger plays with feelings and scares people. Lin Dong's mind is full of question marks, everyone is very strange today.
"Knock knock!" A knock on the door sounded at the right time, interrupting the plan to get to the bottom of it.
"Enter."
"Lin Dongxi, this document needs to be signed by you." Xuan Huiyun PD handed over an unintelligible document.
"So? Looks like French. ”
"Yes, the most rigorous language in the world, and it is used in all kinds of official documents." Xuan Huiyun casually threw it to Lin Dong, "This church is the property of the French, and it needs the user's signature before it can be used for weddings." ”
Lin Donghu looked at this document suspiciously, he didn't know a word, it was very unreliable.
Xuan Huiyun was furious and hurriedly arrived: "There are witnesses, and there are cameras to shoot. Can I still lie to you? Hurry. ”
"Okay."
I signed it at random and stamped it with a handprint.
Lin Dong broke into the final copy after the makeup artist cleaned up.
The old mother, the senior brother Wang Wen and the little girl Ding Ding, the familiar relatives and friends are all here.
And the priest is actually the "national host" Liu Zaishi.
The crew of "My Knot" actually played so hard, and this ungodly guest lineup was broadcast, and it was not allowed to create a variety show ratings record?
Before he had time to sigh, a melodious and sensational violin and piano sounded, instantly bringing the scene into the world of songs.
T-Ara lead singer Park So-yeon came out of nowhere. Then Park Hyo-min, Park Ji-yeon, Hwa-young and Davichi's two, holding microphones, came up one after another.
"Aren't we in love, please don't make me cry, you're the only one for me.
Close your eyes, cover your ears, and please don't leave me.
You are the one who brought light to my gray life, what an important person.
As the days passed, I missed it even more, and I still sing this song.
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If it's because it's because you're possessed, I like it. From morning till night, I have been looking forward to your love.
I only hope for you, I can't live without you, and if you hear this song, please come back.
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"Aren't We in Love" sung by T-Ara and Davichi appeared at the wedding scene without any sense of disobedience.
In this advertisement, Lin Dong gave them a perfect score of 10. If this song doesn't get a single one, the Korean song industry is really hopeless.
Gentle, beautiful, sad with a little tossing and turning and infinite longing, full of feelings.
It's so much more powerful than a cookie-cutter wedding march.
The door of the church was opened at the right time, and Li Juli, dressed in a white wedding dress, slowly entered the church with a man in her arms.
Although the man was wearing a mask, he could still guess that this was Senior Prosecutor General Lee.
swallowed his saliva unnaturally, Lin Dong felt a little weird, how could the program team of "My Knot" invite Lao Li?
But don't think about it. After a song, the person has come to his side.
"Jihyun will be handed over to you." Lao Li only said one word, then stepped aside and returned the stage to the two young men and the priest.
has been funny for a lifetime, and after Liu Zaishi put on the priest's costume, he had a rare serious face.
"Today, we are gathered here under God's gaze to witness the sacred wedding of Lim Dong and Lee Ji Hyun."
"May I ask if any of you, or among you, have any reason to think that your marriage is not legitimate?"
A series of very cheesy and old-fashioned lines came out of Liu Zaishi's mouth.
The "national host" has precise words and clear pronunciation, but Lin Dong is full of question marks when he listens to it.
Until Liu Zaishi asked the most classic sentence, "Lin Dong, are you willing to accept Li Zhixian as your legal wife?" ”
The audience stared at himself with bated breath, and Lin Dong could even feel the panting sound of Kim Jong Kook, the "best man" next to him; "Bridesmaids" Han Enjing gritted her teeth; There is also the "bride" Li Juli who is holding her fingers tightly, all of which are sweaty.
This, this rhythm is not like a recorded show. (To be continued.) )