"Huh? Do you like her? Make no mistake, right? I looked at Xiao Zuo in great surprise. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Really, I like Yang Xiaoyin for several reasons. First, she is not a virgin but a virgin heart, hehe. Xiao Zuo said and giggled.

"What's that?" Hou Xiyang also giggled, "What is this Zuo brother's explanation?" We don't understand it anymore! ”

"Do you know how to quickly tell the difference between a girl and a woman?" Xiao Zuo chuckled gloomily.

"How can you tell the difference?" Hou Xiyang was curious.

"Just look at this sitting position!" Xiao Zuo sells off the ball.

"Sitting?" Hou Xiyang was hung up with an appetite.

"Look at this white woman next to us, you see when she's sitting, her legs are spread so apart, this is a typical woman!" Xiao Zuo smiled evilly, "Look at Yang Xiaoyin again, she is slightly oblique with her legs crossed, which means that she is no longer a virgin, but she is still a virgin!" ”

"This is too far-fetched!" Hou Xiyang disagreed.

"This sitting position can only explain two points, the first point is not too frequent, and there is no need to spread the legs so apart! The second point is that inner cultivation knows that shame pays attention to appearance! So from these two points, it can be said that it is still a virgin heart! Xiao Zuo said slowly like a psychology expert.

"Hehe, it's not too often...."Hou Xiyang repeated Xiao Zuo's words, almost spitting the ice cream on the ground.

"Dizzy, Xiao Zuo talks about women, it's a set!" I laughed too.

"Brother Zhang, you go back and pay attention to your white house, her sitting posture is the same as Yang Xiaoyin! Before you came, you sat in the same posture as the woman opposite Yang Xiaoyin, sitting with her legs together and sitting upright. Xiao Zuo pulled the topic to the white sky.

I hurriedly waved my hand to stop him from continuing, but I also thought about it in my head, as if it was Xiao Zuo who said so!

"This shows that the frequency is not much." Hou Xiyang used the topic to play and joke.

"Go, go, go! Besides, Bai Ying has turned his face with you! "I deliberately pretended to be angry.

"Don't say it, don't say it. I'm asking you a question, what is the word for a man with his hands and feet outstretched, like me, lying on the ground? Xiao Zuo asked with his hands spread out and his legs spread apart.

"What's so hard about this! Isn't it just a "big" word? The sea is big! Hou Xiyang's eyes stared at Yang Xiaoyin opposite, and he replied to Xiao Zuo in his mouth.

"Wrong! If the person is a woman, it is "big"! If the person is a man, it is not "big"! Xiao Zuo began to laugh evilly again.

"What's that?" Hou Xi raised his head and asked Xiao Zuo.

"You think, there are more things for men than women, and there is a little bit below men, so it's a "too", the "too" of the sun! Xiao Zuohua laughed hahahaha, laughing loudly, and even caused Yang Xiaoyin on the other side, she looked at us, and it was not clear if she could see us through the glass.

The woman opposite Yang Xiaoyin also looked at us with her head, and I recognized that the woman was Monica at a glance! It is Wei Hong, Wei Hong of Shanglin Hotel.

How did she know Yang Xiaoyin, and how could she be in Accra? And he talked to Yang Xiaoyin for so long, and he still wore a hat, which was mysterious!

"Alright, I'm done with the ice cream, it's time for me to go say hello to my goddess!" As soon as Xiao Zuo finished speaking, he had already stood up and walked to the opposite side.

Xiao Zuo walked around in a circle from behind Yang Xiaoyin to her, and walked behind Yang Xiaoyin, he gently patted Yang Xiaoyin's shoulder, and then walked in front of her in the direction of Yang Xiaoyin's turn, Yang Xiaoyin looked back and saw that no one was wondering, Xiao Zuo squatted in front of the table and said, "Xiao Yin!" Hello, I'm Little Zuo! ”

"Why are you like a ghost, what's the matter?" Yang Xiaoyin said angrily and funny.

"It's nothing, I just rarely come to this mall, I want to find a place, but I don't know how to go." Xiao Zuo was like a beggar, kneeling on one knee and half-squatting, because he was tall, he happened to be at eye level with Yang Xiaoyin, who was sitting.

"Where?" Yang Xiaoyin moved the chair a little away from Xiao Zuo.

"I want to get close to your heart, how do I go?" Xiao Zuo's expression was very serious, he looked at Yang Xiaoyin affectionately, spit out word by word, and said it very clearly.

Monica, who was sitting opposite Yang Xiaoyin, was drinking a drink through a straw, but when she heard Xiao Zuo say this, she squirted out all the coke in her mouth and sprayed it all on Xiao Zuo.

"Excuse me! Excuse me! Influence you to find your way! Monica hurriedly took out a napkin and handed it to Xiao Zuo.

"It's okay, this shows that my deep affection has touched the sky, the earth, and you! I just don't know if it touched my Xiaoyin! Xiao Zuo's poor mouth then looked at Yang Xiaoyin with a smile.

The corners of Yang Xiaoyin's mouth went up, and she frowned again and said, "I'm annoyed, get out of here!" ”

Xiao Zuo didn't say a word, rolled on his side twice, and Hou Xiyang and I were dumbfounded. He rolled around twice and rolled back to Yang Xiaoyin, then got up and continued to ask Yang Xiaoyin, "Can I roll the way I want to go?" ”

Yang Xiaoyin smiled and sneered several times: "Neurotic! Let's go! ”

Yang Xiaoyin immediately got up and left, without looking back; Monica followed behind and looked back at Xiao Zuo several times; Xiao Zuo was so stunned that he lay on the spot.

"Since ancient times, the routine can't be kept, only sincerity can win people's hearts!" Hou Xiyang walked towards Xiao Zuo and joked about Xiao Zuo.

"That's a mistake!" Xiao Zuo patted the dust on his body and sat in the position where Yang Xiaoyin was sitting, "At this moment, she must be covering her mouth and snickering, scolding me for being a psychopath, but she is very impressed by me!" ”

"Ouch hey! A set of sets, is this your love 36 tricks? I pulled up a chair and sat down to taunt Xiao Zuo.

"Brother Zuo, dare to say and do, I admire! Although this routine is very stupid, I'll try it next time, hehe! Hou Xiyang praised Xiao Zuo in turn.

"What? You also want to learn this way of comics? Acting for Lei Liuer? Pull it down, right? Beware of the ass kicking you! "I tease Hou Xiyang.

"Brother Hou has taken a fancy to Lei Liu'er! If so, one for each of the three of our brothers, it's perfect! Xiao Zuo shouted to the waiter and ordered three glasses of juice.

"Oh, you two seem to have a common language when it comes to women! It's a pity, I bet Yang Xiaoyin will be disgusted with you today, don't you know that her current boyfriend was shot and killed? Her last boss who kept her was also poisoned? You are playing treasure and selling poverty to her at this time, I'm afraid the time is not right! "I analyzed my point of view in front of Xiao Zuo.

"I know about Shang Linpan! Shang Yiru is also dead? How so? In the morning, I saw him driving from Accra to Tema, with that Ah Feng! Xiao Zuo was taken aback, and his face changed.

"Really! I saw with Zhang Xiaosheng with my own eyes, in Tema, Shang Yiru's guy was shot and killed by a black man at the door! Yang Xiaoyin was also present at that time! Hou Xiyang also added.

"Oh, then I shouldn't! That's it, take your time! Shang Yiru, that kid deserved to be killed! Very arrogant! I've wanted to slap him for a long time! Xiao Zuo mentioned Shang Yiru angrily, "You don't know, a few days ago, a few days ago at KTV, I booked a private room with a friend, and this kid said that the private room had to be given to him, and he threw 500 US dollars in my face!" I wanted to beat him to death! If it weren't for Ah Feng's dissuasion, I would have to beat him to death! ”

"And this?" I asked in a low voice.

Not only that, Yang Xiaoyin was also present at the time, and persuaded Shang Yiru a few words, and Shang Yiru slapped her! I rushed up and kicked him in the stomach, and the kid slammed into the wall! If Ah Feng hadn't stopped me, I would have killed him! Xiao Zuo continued.

"Oh, are you uncomfortable watching Yang Xiaoyin with him, and then you get angry when you see him hitting the woman you like? Good! Enough for men! Brother Zuo, for your kick, drink one! Hou Xiyang was very relieved to hear this, and raised the juice to toast to Xiao Zuo.

"Don't you mind that Yang Xiaoyin has already followed two men?" I regretted it when I said it, for fear that Xiao Zuo would be unhappy.

"Haha, I don't mind! Do you know Cao Cao? He's got a hobby! Xiao Zuo not only did not get angry, but laughed.

"I like other people's daughters-in-law!" Hou Xiyang replied with a smile.

"Don't you pay attention to work experience when looking for a job now? This is also an experience! My little left has poor patience, and I don't like little girls to twist and pinch and pretentious, this kind of experienced person will not be like this! Xiao Zuo said to Hou Xiyang and me very seriously.

"Haha!" I laughed.