Chapter 686: Seeing Yang An, everyone was overjoyed!
Seeing that Wang Baoqiang and Xiao Yueyue were both dressed in a very casual manner, Huang Xiaolei's heart was actually about to collapse, so she could only cover her chest and bend slightly to the two men, and complained to the director in embarrassment: "Who said that walking the red carpet today?" Cause me to come here in this dress! ”
Xiao Yueyue, this guy, began to flirt as soon as they met: "Sister Xiaolei, I think you look so good in this dress!" Can I make a request? Is it okay for you to wear this dress at the beginning of every issue in the future? ”
"You owe a beating!"
Huang Xiaolei patted Xiao Yueyue's shoulder, Xiao Yueyue pretended to be hurt, hugged her arms and shrunk her neck, oops, oops, and the fourth car came by. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"I'll bet 100 yuan, this is a woman!"
"I'll bet 100 yuan is for men!"
Everyone was looking forward to it, and when they saw a pair of smooth calves appear, the two boys laughed and high-fived together.
Wearing a floral dress and a sleeveless shirt, Hailu walked over, smiled very cutely, and waved gracefully to the three of them, causing everyone to unanimously appreciate: "Wow~~ The cute girl is here!" ”
"Director, director, okay, that's it today, two men and two women are just right, let's start recording the show, don't come in from behind!"
Xiao Yueyue yelled at the director again, he was originally a very active person, and he had practiced cheeky skills, seeing the three people around him, he had long decided that he was the only funny person in his heart, and of course he did the things that enlivened the atmosphere, this is a typical variety show sense of artistry, knowing when to steal the show, how to be funny and stealing the show.
The two women covered their mouths and chuckled, Wang Baoqiang still stood in place stupidly, he hadn't figured out what was going on, and pulled Xiao Yueyue's arm: "Xiao Yueyue, didn't you say that there are six people?" Why don't we wait for them? ”
Xiao Yueyue smiled awkwardly and gently slapped Wang Baoqiang's hand away: "What are you doing~~ You let go!" Men and men don't kiss ~~"
This product brought the jokes in the cross talk here again, Huang Xiaolei and Hailu couldn't stop laughing, with Xiao Yueyue present today, there must be no lack of laughter.
At this time, the fifth car stopped, and the door was not opened, because the on-site director held the walkie-talkie and shouted to stop, and then the chief director began to tease Xiao Yueyue: "Yue Yue, we have already told the rest of the guests about the request you just made, and they said that they wanted to fulfill you, so they won't come down." ”
Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded, in the laughter of the three people around him, his body was crooked, he knelt on the red carpet with a puff, and said with a crying voice: "I was wrong about the director~~ The ancients have clouds, and the big bosses all appear at the end~~ Let him come out~~ Or will I open the door for him personally?" Me, I...... It's okay for me to use him as a stepping stone~~~"
This handful of snot and tears, Xiao Yueyue cried and pounded the red carpet on the ground, the sad look on the face of the big cake made the director team laugh and laugh, and the photographer almost couldn't stand it, laughing so much that the camera trembled.
After a while, the car door opened, and a man in a white suit walked out, wearing sunglasses like Xiao Yueyue, looking like a gangster on the stage.
"Shen Teng!"
Everyone recognized it from afar, and Xiao Yueyue, who was kneeling on the ground, hurriedly stood up as if he had seen a ghost, pointed at him and introduced to the people on both sides: "Shen Teng, it's Shen Teng!" ”
Shen Teng raised his hand and beckoned him: "Come on, come on, Xiao Yueyue, kneel, aren't you a stepping stone!" What are you doing when you get up? ”
Xiao Yueyue hurriedly ran forward, hugged Shen Teng's thighs, rubbed his face on top of his trousers, and said excitedly: "Brother, brother, I finally met you, brother~"
"Let's play! You rubbed my snot on my pants! ”
Shen Teng finally broke free, it was really hot: "Who lied to me and said that I walked on the red carpet and caused me to wear this, and the prickly heat will soon come out." ”
The two girls who were dressed the coolest were proud, giggling, Huang Xiaolei smiled and asked the director: "Shen Teng is here, is there anyone else?" ”
Shen Teng helped answer: "I have a No. 6 car behind me." ”
Everyone took a look and didn't see the shadow of the car, Xiao Yueyue remembered something, nodded and clapped his hands and said, "I know, it must be someone from our cross talk sketch world!" You see, Huang Xiaolei, Hai Lu, Bao Qiang, the three of them are actors, and the sixth one must be related to our comedy industry, so it's fair! ”
Shen Teng pushed him: "Who are you, you, you have done the director's work and divided into groups!" ”
Wang Baoqiang picked his head and said: "Since it is in the comedy world, and now there are three men and two women, is it Zhen Ling next?" ”
Syllable!
As if a huge gong was ringing on everyone's heads, Shen Teng and Xiao Yueyue's arguing and pulling movements froze, as if there was a tacit understanding, and at the same time they withdrew their hands, looked at Wang Baoqiang together, and kicked over viciously: "Close your crow's mouth!" ”
"If Zhen Ling comes, I'll die here today!" Xiao Yueyue even pointed to the ground and swore a poisonous oath, he seemed to have forgotten that this kind of flag was basically a death!
How can it be Zhen Ling?
There are already two beautiful girls around, and another Zhen Ling, you said that if you want to divide men and women later, how can you divide the three men? Who brings the royal sister, who brings the cute girl, who brings the ...... Zhen Ling? Of course Shen Teng and Xiao Yueyue were reluctant!
Didi!
The sixth car took the initiative to whistle and drove over, stopped on the red carpet, the door opened, everyone was nervous, and they all exclaimed after seeing the long legs and leather shoes: "Man! ”
Looking at the man's face again, all five of them lost their temper with excitement, Hai Lu and Huang Xiaolei hugged each other and screamed in surprise, Shen Teng hugged Wang Baoqiang's shoulders and waved his fist excitedly, Xiao Yueyue half-squatted down, eating a huge fist, and exclaimed in disbelief: "Yang An!" ”
"Ahhh
Hai Lu and Huang Xiaolei's minds were blank, they only knew screaming, no matter how many possible candidates they thought about, they never thought that Yang An would be there, who didn't know that Yang An was the most powerful brother in the variety show industry? They only appeared in the same show as Yang An in their dreams, how could they not be ecstatic?
"Oh my God, I read that right!"
Wang Baoqiang's tears fell, and he wiped the corners of his eyes, it was really Yang An! It's really Yang An! He's in the car, he's got this precious parking space, he's going to get it running!
Shen Teng's performance was excited, emotional, and admired, he should be the calmest of the five, he kept applauding after letting go of Wang Baoqiang, and kept nodding his head, he felt that it was too wise to make a decision to agree to Zhang Guoli to participate in the show, and Zhang Guoli was really good, even Yang An could invite him over!
Only Xiao Yueyue's situation was wrong, his expression was uncomfortable, he stretched out his left hand, his right hand covered his heart, as if he had been shot, and staggered towards Yang An.
"Oops! Oops~~ Xiao Yueyue, what's wrong with you? ”
Yang An picked up Xiao Yueyue, held his arm up, and asked with concern.
Xiao Yueyue turned his face sideways, rolled his eyes, and choked up: "Guide...... Director...... You're not going to give it to me...... Alive...... Why do you have to find a ...... Say cross talk......"
The audience laughed, Yang An hugged Xiao Yueyue and cried and laughed: "In this way, in the future, I will say cross talk for you, and you will replace me on variety shows, how about it?" ”
“ok!”
Xiao Yueyue jumped up from the dying person in an instant, jumping alive, pretending to be cute with a shy face: "Oh, Brother Yang An said okay~ You must not regret it~~"
Yang An pressed his head and pushed it to the side: "You go away!" ”
This living treasure, in order to steal the show, is really out of the way!
Yang An hugged and shook hands with everyone, praised Hailu's sister for her cuteness, praised Huang Xiaolei's sister for exuding charming charm, made the two girls giggle, praised Shen Teng for having the demeanor of a big brother, praised Wang Bao for being strong and strong, and scolded Xiao Yueyue for being too fat.
The six of them finally gathered and stood in a row, Yang An was not allowed to stand in the middle, and Shen Teng stood beside him, so that the overall height looked harmonious and symmetrical.
And Yang An's other position is also a treasure place that can be photogenic frequently, Xiao Yueyue and Wang Baoqiang were embarrassed to rob with girls, Hailu gave up to Huang Xiaolei's senior, Huang Xiaolei was obviously a little out of shape, and she didn't even notice that one side of the sling was crooked, or Yang An coughed lightly twice to remind her, and her face was red.
Before the official start of filming, Yang An said with a smile: "Don't think about it, I'm just a special guest in the first issue, play once and leave, and invite other guests to come over for the next theme." If you want to hug my thigh like Xiao Yueyue, it's better to avoid it, it's the first time I've participated in this kind of crossing show, and my experience is the same as yours, it's better to start from scratch than to ask for others! ”
Everyone suddenly realized, in fact, they can guess that Yang An must be here to bring newcomers, and he is the guarantee of the ratings of the premiere, twelve episodes of the program, about two episodes of one theme, which means that there will be six different special guests to come and partner with them, whether the ratings of the later programs are high, whether they are loved by the audience or not, it depends on the five of them!
Yang An said: "And let me tell you, when I go on variety shows, I usually have very bad luck, and generally speaking, I am the worst one!" ”
Everyone laughed, think about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, Yang An is always very unlucky, the aura of the black hand shrouds him, every time he chooses the wrong one, every time he draws the unlucky group, but he is amazing, he can escape from a desperate situation many times, and finally he can fight back and complete the big reversal, this is the most terrifying, he has a natural sensitivity to variety show games!
The chief director spoke: "Let's hurry up, the weather is a little hot, hurry up and start the show, and then change clothes." ”
After quickly touching up the makeup, everyone stood in a row, and the director said: "First of all, announce the theme of this issue of crossing - rivers and lakes!" ”
"Jianghu?"
"The world of martial arts?"
"Wudang Shaolin?"
"Kill one person in ten steps, don't stay for thousands of miles, go to the clothes when it's over, hide your body and your name!"
"Good poetry, Xiao Yueyue, good poetry!"
"Aha~~ Phew! Thief, where to run~~"
Everyone laughed and laughed, and when it came to the rivers and lakes, the first impression that came to everyone's mind was these.
The chief director said: "That's right, you will travel back to the ancient world of rivers and lakes. First of all, each of you should be given a task to deposit money into the crossing account, right? (To be continued.) )