According to the method of qi induction, Zhuang Zheng first stripped off his clothes, found a backlit place to sit cross-legged, and then called to mix with him.

"No, I'll have to trouble you later. After the deed is completed, I will honor the immortal stone I promised you......"

"Stingy, I said I was going to give it to me just now, but now I regret it. Give it first, or I'll catch a snake and throw it at your head later." ”

“……”

Think about yourself at the critical moment of cultivation, and suddenly have a slippery and greasy ...... It's bad to think about it.

"Here you go, if something goes wrong later, Lao Tzu will send you to Liuzhou."

"Don't worry, a qiē has done it for you, not even a single bug will let him get close to the boss of you. Also, where is Liuzhou, boss? Isn't it fun? ”

"It's fun, it's very fun, there are dog meat hot pot, fried dog meat, stewed dog meat, fried dog meat with yams, ......"

"Hey, that little butterfly in front, do you hear it, I'm talking about you, stop your flight, don't get close to the boss, otherwise I'll fry you, stew, stir-fry ......"

Ignoring the bastards chasing butterflies there, Zhuang Zheng opened his bag and took out the Tsukidan inside.

"Whether it succeeds or not, it depends on this hammer deal."

Zhuang Zheng didn't hesitate, and swallowed this Tsukidan with his eyes closed.

The pill also melts in the mouth, and it is worthy of the Zhuji Dan personally refined by Taishang Laojun, as soon as this powerful Dan Qi enters the eight veins of Zhuang Zheng's Qi Jing, it quickly transforms all the cells in the eight veins of Qi Jing.

"It's so comfortable, I'm itching all over, how do I feel that someone is massaging me all over my body."

I didn't expect that the first cultivation would be so comfortable, and it was not as painful as described in the novel.

At this time, Zhuang Zheng even wanted to hum a little song, but when he thought of what was said in the Qi Induction Formula, he had to guard his mind when taking Tsukuji Dan, otherwise it would be very dangerous to be disturbed by the impact of Dan Qi.

However, there is no introduction to how to keep the heart pulse on the qi induction formula, Zhuang Zheng thinks that this is probably not to think nonsense!

So Zhuang Zheng tried to overcome his YY's **, but after this quiet, Zhuang Zheng actually fell asleep, yes, he really fell asleep, and he was drooling and snoring.

The bastard who was chasing butterflies on the side heard the snoring sound and hurried over to take a look, but it was the first time he encountered this situation, and he was stunned for a while, not knowing whether to call or not.

"This boss is the boss, it's really too bullish, it is estimated that since the beginning of the world, he was the first person to take Tsukidan to fall asleep like this."

Seeing that Zhuang Zheng's breathing was very stable, and there were no symptoms of going mad, he didn't bother Zhuang Zheng, just squatted beside him to protect him.

Time passed little by little, and Zhuang Zheng, who was bare-bottomed, was no longer sitting cross-legged at the moment, but lying comfortably on the ground.

But at the moment, many black stains kept popping up on his body, especially when he was talking in his sleep, and the breath that came out of his mouth was simply indefatigable.

The bastard who was guarding the side had already hid far away.

"Wow! What does the boss usually eat? How can it be so stinky! It's like the barefoot fairy with the feet. ”

If Zhuang Zheng is still sober at this moment, he will definitely sue him - you will also be the same as you who have been in China for a long time. (When I wake up, I eat haze, eat gutter oil three times a day, drink milk melamine, sandwich pork and clenbuterol, and when I enter the city, it is full of exhaust gas, and drink a cup of soy milk genetically modified...... The body of the Chinese has long become a sewer. ）

This Tsukidan made by Taishang Laojun is also very fast in transforming cells.

When the sun came out of the east in the early morning, Zhuang Zheng had already woken up from his sleep.

"Wow, it's dawn, this air is really ...... Wow...... What tastes, which immoral littering rotten eggs, why is it so stinky? ”

Zhuang Zheng, who is used to breathing fresh air when he opens his eyes, can be directly choked by the smell emanating from his body.

"Boss, you're awake, I'll take you to the bath quickly, you smell so big now......"

At this time, a storm that was dutiful in one night, and he hurriedly ran over and wagged his tail and said to Zhuang Zheng.

"Thank you, Fuji."

Zhuang Zheng rarely got such a serious co-bastard, and thanked him.

"Boss, don't forget to give me a fairy stone."

"Okay, no problem, huh...... Wait a minute. ”

As soon as Zhuang Zheng agreed, he realized that something was wrong.

"Didn't I give you one last night? Did I say I'll give you another one? ”

"Didn't you?"

"Is there one?"

"Yes, you have to have, you have to know how hard I work, I circled around you all night, and I was almost fainted by your stench."

"It stinks?" This time there is no need to answer in confusion.

"You know I'm so stinky, why don't you take me to the shower quickly."

"It's your, I'm going to take you there just now."

"Then don't blame you, what kind of fairy stone ......"

"It's you who are stingy and dare to talk about me."

"You're insatiable, okay?"

"I said you're stingy, you're stingy, aren't you just a fairy stone? When I return to the fairy world, I will ask the grapes to condense a large pile for you, as big as a mountain. ”

"Just blow it! Besides, when will you be able to return to the fairy world. ”

“……”

The two of them were arguing like this, and they walked towards a waterhole in the deep valley.

Rushing all the way, Zhuang Zheng felt that his physique had changed very much.

Whether it is the strength of the muscles or the flexibility, it is completely beyond my imagination.

Usually, even if you have exercised since childhood, it is impossible to take two or three meters in one step.

But now, not only has the distance of the steps increased a lot, but the key is the speed of the steps, which completely breaks the common sense of physical fitness.

There was a distance of more than 400 meters from the place where he had just cultivated to this small pool.

But it didn't take much effort to get here, and the speed used would never exceed half a minute.

This kind of speed is not to say that it is to break the world record, it is completely to let the world record eat a fart for yourself, wrong, it is estimated that you can't even eat a fart.

When he came to Zhuang Zheng by the waterhole, he jumped in without saying a word.

It didn't matter if he jumped, but even a few little white fish in the waterhole were happily chatting about homely things, but suddenly such a disaster fell from the sky, and the huge smell directly made them turn their bellies.

While scrubbing his body desperately, Zhuang Zheng asked the bastard who was squatting by the waterhole:

"When I'm asleep, does my phone vibrate?"

"Yes, it shook many times."

While using his tongue to **** his paws, he replied to Zhuang Zheng's words casually.

"Oh, by the way, boss, there's still a song on the phone that I don't understand."

"Singing?"

Zhuang Zheng didn't react for a while, but after a pause, he immediately shouted.

"Ahh It's my mother, they must have flown to the northeast to call me, it's miserable now......"