Qiu Jiuling came to the lounge, and sure enough, seven or eight young disciples and apprentices were watching TV around, and they didn't even hear the sound of Qiu Jiuling coughing.

"Hey! You're all lazy here! Li Baoqiang, the head of the team, picked up the coarse cloth strip and began to beat people, this is the basic martial arts skill in opera, a ball of towel cloth can beat people staggered and unstable.

Qiu Jiuling stopped the head of the team, looked at the disciples who were scurrying around and hurriedly dodging, and shouted with a black face: "The front desk is performing!" Instead of following along, you're hiding here and watching TV? ”

A clever boy hurriedly replied: "Uncle Shi, the main thing is that "Happy Comedian" is being broadcast live, and we also want to see how other people perform and find inspiration!" ”

"Yes, find inspiration! Get inspired! ”

"I heard that there are also cross talk contestants in this show, and we want to see who has the ability to say cross talk on TV."

"The master said that only by taking the strengths of a hundred schools can you integrate them, and the burden can be easily ......"

The disciples scrambled to explain that Qiu Jiuling had kicked out all the boys and left them alone to watch TV.

Blue Ocean Satellite TV's "Happy Comedian" is broadcasting the footage of the contestants entering the venue, and several familiar faces of the Spring Festival Gala appear one after another.

Qiu Jiuling called his old partner Yu Shihong: "Old Yu, where is it?" That "Happy Comedian" has begun, you come here, I'll wait for you in the group. ”

Yu Shihong was eating nearby and soon came over.

The sketch show was being broadcast, and there was laughter and laughter on TV, and the audience laughed and applauded continuously, but Qiu Jiuling's face was grim and his face was full of iron.

Yu Shihong asked, "What's wrong Lao Qiu, so serious?" ”

Qiu Jiuling motioned for him to watch TV and said: "Li Baoqiang said that today's attendance rate is less than forty percent, less than half of usual, and he suspects that the audience is staying at home to watch this "Happy Comedian". ”

Yu Shihong said: "I don't believe that TV shows can have such a big attraction? I also said that Christmas diverted customers! ”

Qiu Jiuling said: "It's impossible to pull half of the Christmas diversion down at once?" What's more, it hasn't rained in the past few days, and our performance hasn't been out of the basket, so the attendance shouldn't have dropped so sharply, this is a cliff-like avalanche, there is definitely a reason! ”

As masters in the music industry, both of them look at the performance with a critical eye.

watched two complete sketches in a row, Bao Ling and the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, Yu Shihong frowned: "The sketch performance is okay, these two teams are also frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala, but is the host interacting too frequent?" ”

Qiu Jiuling nodded: "That's right, the host is too eye-catching!" But I suspect that this is deliberately positioned like this by the show, they must want to build a comedy brand around Yang An, so the host's frequent stealing of the spotlight is only good, not harmful. ”

When the fifth group of players came on the field, the hearts of the two sank.

Sure enough, it is exactly the same as the one that has been rumored in the circle in the past few days, this group of players who represent cross talk is Lin Yun Club, a small cross talk club in the south, and the class leader Cao Shulin is a disciple of the late cross talk master Zhang Wenshun. I'm not afraid of being scolded by my peers!

Seeing the mysterious man take off his mask, the two looked at each other, and absurd thoughts appeared in their minds.

Qiu Jiuling shook his head: "Nonsense!" Host the sketch production cross talk and play everything, you can do it all! ”

Yu Shihong also complained: "There is a problem with the rules of this show!" I can guarantee that after one or two phases, there will definitely be no new teams willing to participate! ”

On TV, Yang An began to talk about cross talk, baggage, speed of speech, movements, demeanor, every detail was presented in front of the two masters.

"Hmph, the words are too fast, and the rhythm is not good."

"The mat is too blunt! I can't see three or four shakes, net layman! ”

"The frequency of the burden shake is not good!"

"The answer is not smooth, there is a break!"

"Ha, a teaser can even stammer, you can't even learn to sing half!"

The two of them took turns to find fault for a few minutes, although there were many problems, but the strange thing is that the feedback from the audience was not bad, and the audience basically didn't stop laughing.

Now the matter is serious, although there are many problems in the details of the ten-minute cross talk performance, the overall is complete, which makes Qiu Jiuling and Yu Shihong have nothing to say and can't evaluate!

was interviewing Yang An on TV, and he said: "Although I have not received professional cross talk training before, I have loved to listen to cross talk since I was a child, and I remember many classic jokes from ten or twenty years ago." This time I participated on stage, one is to fulfill my dream of talking cross talk for many years, and the other is that there can be no cross talk on the stage of comedians, no one is on it, only I will replace it. I hope that the art of cross talk can become something that the public likes, just like ordinary people like to watch movies, and I hope that going into a small theater to listen to cross talk will also become an urban fashion. ”

The second question: "You are a host and a participant, will you worry that others will question the unfairness of this show?" ”

Yang An replied: "The eyes of the masses are bright, if the cross talk I say is not good, even if I stand on the stage to sell cuteness and roll coquettish canvassing, no one will choose me, please believe in the independence and impartiality of the 500 judges, they are all volunteers recruited from the society at random." In the next episode, I will reduce the number of interactions with other contestants and will be tested again as a pure contestant! Of course, if the audience doesn't like to listen to my cross talk, I am willing to step down and change to a higher-level cross talk actor. ”

At the end of the interview, the picture shifted to Yang An and Li Yue exiting, the two bowed to the audience, and the audience all stood up and gave the warmest applause.

Yu Shihong said disdainfully: "What you say is better than what you sing, unless he withdraws from the competition, this show will never be fair!" ”

Qiu Jiuling was not worried about this, he said: "Old Yu, have you listened carefully, he said that the style of cross talk is a little different from ours. His mat talk is novel, right? The burden is also suitable for the current environment, right? It's also interesting, right? We also have to think about ourselves, maybe the current audience loves to listen to this style of cross talk, and if he has merit, we should also learn from it. ”

Yu Shihong had to admit that Qiu Jiuling was right.

Both of them are about fifty people, long past the age of rushing up to fight with their sleeves on their heads, the two of them pondered, and they figured it out, the matter has come to this point, and they can't change it, they can only follow the trend.

Qiu Jiuling said: "We should find a way to compete, even if we lose in the end, it is good to be able to increase our fame." ”

Yu Shihong asked: "But the requirements they put forward last time were too harsh, didn't we talk about it?" ”

Qiu Jiuling sighed and said: "Last time, he didn't say who participated in the competition, he also asked me and you to go by name, and asked us to take out three months of schedule to prepare for this show, how is this possible?" At first, I thought it was a grass stage team singing on stage, pulling the tiger skin to pull the banner! I thought about delaying it for a few days to see the situation, but who knew that people would simply close the registration! Besides, I finally understand this competition system, and a new work is released every week, and the pressure is not ordinary! ”

Yu Shihong still couldn't let go: "The entries are easy to say, but if they don't work, they will take some old jokes and renovate them." But who's going to open this mouth again? Is it possible to ask the crew again, saying that our Qiu Jiatang wants to fill the position? I can't pull my face down and beg them anyway! Yo, it's time to announce the results. How many do you think the two of them can win? ”

Qiu Jiuling shook his head: "It's hard to say, Yang An's popularity is too high, even if the cross talk is not good, it should be the top three." If it's really the top three...... Hey kid, I said, he's playing this trick! ”

Yu Shihong was reminded, came to his senses, patted his thigh and said, "Fooled, fooled!" This kid said it so well, in fact, he didn't even think about quitting! ”

Qiu Jiuling became depressed: "As long as he is not eliminated by the audience, he can stay on the stage forever, according to this event system, there can only be a group of contestants in cross talk, although he has drawn a big pie for our cross talk world, in fact, no one eats at all, and all the fillers are waiting for nothing!" ”

On TV, Yang An looks like a little fox, and his sincere smile is so treacherous in the eyes of the two.

There's no way, the rules are set by others, what if you can't play?

The two watched depressedly, and the show continued.

The third and fourth are not Lin Yunshe!

The second is not!

The first is not!

The two of them gasped, and their hearts that had just been extinguished churned again, and they couldn't believe it: "He didn't manipulate the voting results? ”

"How could he be last in line? Is it possible for him to be eliminated in the next game? ”

"Lao Qiu, this is an opportunity, do you want to gamble?"

"How to bet? Bet that he will be eliminated, and it will be our turn to be on top? I dare to guarantee that after this episode is broadcast, the cross talk industry will definitely set off a monstrous wave, and it will be divided into two factions, one is to slap him, hoping to wait for him to be eliminated and take advantage of the trend, and the other is to hit him, saying that he is not capable of doing it, and he still wants to represent cross talk in the competition at this point, and take the opportunity to take the opportunity to go up after driving him away. Say, "What kind of faction are we?" ”

Yu Shihong thought for a long time, and suddenly laughed: "It doesn't matter which faction we are, because the two factions have the same purpose, they both want to oust Yang An first, and then have a chance to replace him!" ”

Qiu Jiuling smiled: "So, the cross talk world is having a lot of fun now, let's be a centrist and watch the fun!" ”

Yu Shihong laughed: "This little fox, smart but clever mistaken, look, from today onwards, there will definitely be waves of people slandering him, with the consistent urine sex in our cross talk world, there are definitely many people who have pink eye!" ”

"Pink Eye" is the work of a famous cross talk artist, who has been on the Spring Festival Gala, satirizing the bad deeds and bad habits of a considerable number of people in society, and is one of the classic cross talks, which is well received by the people.

However, in Qiu Jiuling's opinion, their Qiu Jiatang disdains to do such dirty things, after all, they are still a century-old sect, the rules are very strict, and the bones still exist.

But it's hard to say to other peers, if you do this kind of evil deed, what else is there you don't dare to do?

Qiu Jiuling still wondered if he would wait for Yang An to be crumbling by the impact, and then he would stand up and express his support, so as to gain Yang An's favor, and then it would be his turn.

"Alas, I think too much......"

Qiu Jiuling smiled bitterly and shook his head, this guy, how good is your host, why did you come to the cross talk world to stir up, make a fuss!

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