"Meow?" I screamed tentatively, and the girl immediately narrowed her eyes, and raised her foot to jump on me, and the species with a "bad" habit seemed to me only meow, so I was very arrogant to equate the girl with meow.

I put my arm around Meow Mi's shoulders, stuffed my head into Meow Mi's career line, and cried fiercely, no one knows how much psychological pressure I had after Meow Mi's death, I was like a walking corpse at that time, my skin was still mine, but I lost my soul.

The pure white meow Mi obviously didn't know that there was a word called the difference between men and women, so she was very happy about the intimate behavior of the master, although this intimacy seemed to outsiders to be "X (self-defense harmony, Yang Ruhong has made due contributions to a harmonious society - bracket laugh) harassment".

But my tears soon soaked her thin dress - pay attention to some details, Meow Mi is not wearing underwear at this time, the average novel will never tell you this, only a man like me would notice.

So I feel very uncomfortable, theoretically speaking, the status of meow at home is higher than mine, although nominally I am the master, but in fact she is the queen, the queen is very uncomfortable, so her temper came up, kicked me to the ground yes, a petite and beautiful cat-eared lady only used one kick to kick me this big man to kick over.

Meow Mi obviously didn't expect that she would have so much strength, and looked at me who was lying on the ground with prawns, yes, her heartwarming leg almost kicked me in the back, and after half a minute, I still felt a faint pain in my ribs - Made, that medicine cliff has side effects! It turned my cute meow into a weird cat!

In this family, I am at the bottom of the food chain, and even the force value ranking has fallen behind Meow Mi, it seems that the future will definitely not be easy, and I must study her strange power attributes in the future, to make such a humanoid cute strange power tank dangerous hài in the world, rampant in the countryside, I have offended a lot - please don't mention to me to hand over the meow to the country, Meow Mi is not a bull's head! (Students who don't understand this stalk, please make up the class by yourself, the textbook is the online drama version of "Tomb Robbery Notes", I am such a responsible author, bracket laugh~~)

I got up stupidly, rubbed my sore chest ribs, and cautiously squatted down half a meter beside Meow Mi: "Your Excellency, shall we eat?" ”

Meow, who had become a humanoid meow, could understand the meaning of the meal, and jumped up happily. Fortunately, this time she didn't destroy one and a half pieces of furniture for me, I am deeply grateful, Meow Mi is a good comrade!

I turned around and went to the fridge to take out the leftover cod and ribs from yesterday, since the meow is back, you can't be idle, right? It must be done to celebrate the meow of Mi and the blessing of misfortune and the resurrection of the dead.

I didn't call the man in black, I always felt that their black website was not very reliable, this kind of magical organization hidden in the city could not be provoked, besides, I still owe them a million!

"Give me two more minutes and let me cook a hearty meal," I hummed an adapted song and turned on the gas stove in the car.

There is always a bad premonition in my mind, I seem to have overlooked something, this is a mysterious feeling, well, what forgot? Meow Mi!

Come to think of it! The general habit of meowing is to lie on the dining table and wait for the arrival of the food, and if you are in a good mood, you will come to the kitchen to patrol around (do you have an impression?). ）！ Usually, it's just that, Meow Mi is a cat, and lying on the table is equivalent to a dish, but today is different! Meow Mi has become a human! If you want her to lie on the table again, my table will be ruined! That's what I made little by little out of stolen high-grade mahogany!

I walked out of the kitchen with trepidation, and sure enough, Meow Mi lay on the dining table in an extremely seductive posture, looking at me with an extremely dissatisfied look, if she hadn't meowed, I might have turned into a midnight werewolf directly

I know what she means - what she wants to say is: Why don't you cook?

The table beneath her was already rickety, after all, I had made things out of stolen scraps, and it couldn't hold a person except for a meal other than a better piece of wood, even if that person had been a cat.

I hurriedly invited Meow Mi down in the posture of a princess and pressed her into the chair: "You can only sit here for dinner in the future, do you hear?" Understand, just nod! ”

Meow Mi tilted her head and looked at me, expressing her doubts and puzzlement that she couldn't get on the table, and the language barrier was really troublesome! I decided to teach her the human language starting tomorrow, any English, French, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Portuguese, Spanish, I don't know any, but at least your Northeast dialect can pass the sixteenth level!

Forget about Northeast dialect, isn't it a bit too cruel to teach a beautiful girl to speak Northeast dialect? A cat-eared cute girl popped out of her mouth: "Gaha" The picture is so beautiful, I can't imagine at all, for the sake of a happy life in the future, I still teach her the standard "Beijing pronunciation as the standard sound, northern dialect as the basic dialect, and exemplary modern vernacular works as the grammatical norms" Mandarin. (Typing press, this is the author's bragging, and the goods have been hung up countless sections.) ）

I would like to thank my prescient parents, who forced me to major in Chinese Language and Literature at the University of Normalcy! Even if we learn everything else, I can at least teach Meow Mi to learn Chinese - that's enough!

Meow Mi, who lost the right to lie on the table, looked very depressed, don't ask me how I know, people who have cats can see the cat's mood from the cat's tail, although Meow Mi has become a human form, but her tail is still there, at this moment, her tail is hanging on the ground - this means that the old lady is in a very bad mood

I breathed a sigh of relief when I solved the table crisis, turned my head and went back to the kitchen to stir-fry, hey, a person's life is so helpless - don't mention meow to me, she is not a human in the strict sense now, she can only be regarded as a "human-like", in fact, it can be called "tired".

A person's life is really sad, and he really should find a girlfriend Well, who is more reliable? The daughter of the uncle who sells cigarettes? Forget it, it's not easy for people to be good, so I won't block people and go to the school? It's young and juicy, but I don't want to serve a young grandmother anymore

Thinking about it, my thoughts drifted on Xue Xuening, that girl is really good, she has to have a figure, she has to have a good look, and she likes meow Mi very much, the most important thing is that she can afford to raise Meow Mi. If I hadn't had the consciousness of being a common man and tried not to provoke the upper elite, I would have hooked up with her a long time ago. If this is put in my dominance, I care that she is worth hundreds of millions, and even the money is mine!

Hey, buddy in his twenties has a heart full of vicissitudes, and he doesn't even have the vigor of a young man, Uncle Lu Xun used the words "mourn his misfortune and anger his indisputable" in the article to describe people like buddy me.

Thinking about it, I was fascinated by it, and then the dish was mushy

What greeted me was the complaining eyes of Meow Mi, which can be described in Dai Wangshu's poem: indifferent, bleak, and melancholy

I sneered: "Meow, let's go out to eat"