Chapter 1096: The drums of war sounded
Between two men of extraordinary strength, there can only be two relationships. (Actually, there is a third kind, but that kind of relationship is related to chrysanthemums, and it can't be said on the surface.) )
Friend or foe.
Lin Xing and Heaven Thief obviously belong to the second type. (Lin Xing's spear against the daisy that robs the sky, the third unspeakable relationship is obviously not valid, because if you are not careful, you will stab people.) )
If they are enemies, they will fight with each other.
The invisible smoke of gunpowder and the atmosphere of slaughter seemed to completely freeze the air within a radius of 100 meters.
The innumerable spectators at a glance were different from the previous indifference and numbness, but all of them were enthusiastic, staring at the two men in the field, one tall and one short, waiting for the arrival of a decisive battle.
"Your limited edition Jordan is good." The thief lowered his eyes and looked at Lin Xing's feet.
"My wife Lolo bought it for me online." Lin Xing was modest (in fact, the shoes were bought by Cai Xiaoling for him on a certain treasure, genuine, and the original socks were also given), looked at the feet of the thief, and praised sincerely: "Your cat and mouse look very shiny." ”
Thief Tian nodded and smiled, "I have been stealing all over the Three Realms for nearly a thousand years, and the feeling of invincibility has begun to make me feel empty and lonely, so I bought this pair of cats and mice that will flash their lights when they jump, so that they can increase the difficulty of their actions and challenge the limit." ”
"Hehe, if you give up Lolo, we might be able to become friends."
"Hehe, it can't be."
"Good! Good! Good! If you insist on this, what are you waiting for? Let's go! Lin Xing's face suddenly turned cold, his eyes flashed with cold light like a star, staring at the thief sky beside him.
Thief Tian raised his eyes to look at him for a moment, then suddenly lowered his eyelids and shook his head: "I have two boards left, you can go buy some more." ”
"Damn! I can't even afford a board, I'm poor! Lin Xing left abruptly, and after a moment, he came back with a bunch of game coins and put them in the groove of the machine.
Thief Tian smiled faintly, grabbed two bright game coins and calmly threw them into the game console.
Lin Xing is not to be outdone, but unfortunately, he can only vote two boards in one game, and in the face of modern high-tech machinery, no one can cheat.
"Knock~"
The war drums sounded, and both of them trembled under their feet.
The sound of the war drums of "Knock Knock Knock ......" began to intensify with the passionate music, and there were obvious movements under the feet of the two.
“one,two~one,two,three,four…… Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off...... Take off your top ~ Take it off...... Take off the pants ~ Take off the ......"
The battle song opened, and the speed of the two of them accelerated more and more.
The duel between the masters, as soon as it comes up, is high' tide one after another.
"! Expedited version! A watcher with a partial hair, about ** years old, was stunned.
"Wrong! Take off your pants when you come up, this is the ultimate perverted version of the fast song! Masters! Chess is an opponent! A little fat man of eleven or twelve years old held up his glasses, and his small eyes behind the lenses shone with infinite reverence for the master, and he glanced at Xiao Fen with disdain.
"Wow! It's so handsome, I'll ask him for his phone number later. A sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl with long legs put her fists to her lips and said with a look.
Another girl of the same age as her and a small figure was also a nymphomaniac, and suddenly frowned when she heard this, "Why do you have to rob me every time?" Interesting? ”
"It's you who robbed me!" The long-legged girl made a tiger face, "He's too tall for you, and even if you can soak him, there is only one advantage for the two of you together, and that is that you don't have to kneel down when you use your mouth." ”
"!" The little girl just wanted to sneer at each other, but suddenly came to her senses, "Hehe, I have a crush on that little handsome guy, the old lady likes the cool feeling of the old cow eating tender grass!" ”
"Say it earlier, one for each person!"
"One world!"
"Good sister!"
The boat of friendship finally balanced after the pleasure of 'sharing the spoils'......
As the music gradually increases, the display speed of the arrows on the screen also becomes smoother.
The two people on the dance machine squinted at each other, both secretly frightened.
The song is chosen by God, and it is true that, as the glasses Chubby said, this is an arcade dance song with perverted content and even more perverted speed - "Take It Off".
There was no joke between the two.
In fact, a dance machine is a great reflection of a person's sense of balance, reaction speed, and so on.
Thief Tian is a master of the dancing machine, the first two demonstrations, but Lin Xing was pulled back to the field, he has more or less resentment in his heart, he decided to use the dancing machine to frustrate Lin Xing's face.
But what the thief never expected was that Lin Xing's reaction speed and limb balance were not inferior to his own.
"What a classless boy." The thief secretly praised in his heart.
"What a little boy with a fork!" Lin Xing jumped and secretly praised the little man next door.
He hadn't played much of a game console, let alone a dancing machine.
Because, he thinks that the game is not as fun as his wife.
However, he had mixed with wolves in his previous life, and in this life, he imitated the instincts of many beasts with the help of the system.
As we all know, snakes attack people fast enough; And cats have seven times the speed of nervous reactions than snakes; Just imagine, if it weren't for the owner's deliberate tricks, then the small red dots illuminated by the laser pointer would be nothing to a cat.
Lin Xing's initial imitation object was the thief cat ingot, the moon shadow black pupil golden silk tiger, which came and went without a trace, but it was not covered!
Moreover, Lin Xingqing is better than blue out of blue, and after a retreat not long ago, he has integrated the power of electricity into the beast imitation.
Dance machine ...... Depend on! He's just going to think the beat is too slow!
He admired the thief, 'Damn, these two little short legs are so fast!' After jumping for so long, his face is not red and he is not panting, he is worthy of being an extreme hidden immortal! But you kid wants to pry Lao Tzu's horse...... , I'm going to kill you! ’
The little sympathy that had just sprung up was quickly thrown off by Lin Xing.
While looking sideways at Thief, he noticed that Thief was also aiming at him out of the corner of his eye.
A drum beat of "bang" smashed, and the two almost unanimously raised their feet and kicked each other.
"Boy, you actually attacked me!"
"Isn't it happening to you, little man?"
"I just wanted to make it a little more difficult."
"Hmph, I just want to challenge the top!" Lin Xing made a pun.
The two began to kick each other, kicking and squinting at the screen for fear of missing the right arrow.
The passionate music made Lin Xing's adrenaline soar, and he kicked coldly, trying to sweep the thief out.
Unexpectedly, the thief didn't dodge or dodge, and after stepping on the drum, he actually flew up and kicked the leg that Lin Xing relied on to support.
Seeing that both sides were about to lose both, suddenly, the display speed of the arrows on the screen suddenly accelerated.
Lin Xing hurriedly withdrew the kicked right leg, spun in mid-air, reversed the back of the left leg and clicked on the toe of the thief's kick, and the two fell back to the jumping stage where they were standing at the same time.
"Take it off, take it off...... Off! ”
The last war drum settled, and the two stood opposite each other on the jumping stage.
"May I ask?"
"You didn't win me." Thief Tian lowered his eyelids and said indifferently: "If you want to ask a question, you must distinguish the winner and loser." ”
"What do you mean......"
"One more game!"
“****! Are you bored? ”
"Bored? Let's change the analogy. The thief held it in his arms with one hand, and pointed not far away with his thumb in the other, "Than the hidden weapon!" ”