【Broadcast】Pay attention to "Reading at the starting point", get the first-hand news of 515 red envelopes, and students who have not grabbed red envelopes after the Chinese New Year can show their skills this time.

The show officially began, the audience applauded and cheered, Yang An walked to the side of the stage and sat on the high stool where the host rested.

He also wondered in his heart, what are these guys, what are they pretending, even he has to hide it, and there must be no interaction in this issue, if the laughing brother adds drama later, he will not go on stage, and he will not be on stage if he is killed!

The stage curtain slowly rose, and cheerful silk and bamboo music sounded, which is a typical costume movie comedy soundtrack, Yang An seems to have heard it somewhere.

A guy who looks like a housekeeper introduced: "Today is Miss Wenfu's recruitment meeting, the four talents of Jiangbei stand out after the audition, please the audience and friends on the scene, with the warmest applause to welcome the four talents!" ”

A more cheerful musical accompaniment sounded, and I saw Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, and Bai Yutang wearing scribe clothes of different colors, holding a fan in their right hand and a folding stool in their left hand, walking out arrogantly, dancing vigorously, and posing in various poses!

"I'll go! These four talents ruined people's three views! Yang An covered his eyes, almost unable to bear to look directly!

The audience laughed, applauded along with the music, and watched the trio play on stage.

Ma Xin is dressed in a pink robe that is in the bones, there are white stars on it, the pink hat looks very funny, wearing it like a big bottle, and the action of waving a fan makes people want to fight.

Bai Yutang is a typical blue-black horse coat, which is the dress of the little scholar in the movie, he is already a little thin, and his clothes are deliberately one size larger, which looks particularly funny.

And Cai Xiaofei is the other extreme, green clothes, green hat! Cuckold! Cuckold! Such an important thing must be said three times, a fat and fat clothes are about to explode, and the visual laughter is so good!

At the end of the music, Ma Xin pointed to the right, Cai Xiaofei pointed to the left, Bai Yutang stood in the middle and played a golden rooster independence, and the trio shouted in unison: "We are Jiangbei ......"

Ma Xin put away the POSS, played a beautiful fan, and shouted: "Four! ”

On the unfolded fan, there are black characters on a white background, and a large four-character character appears.

Bai Yutang unfolded his fan: "Big!" ”

Cai Xiaofei unfolded his fan: "Cai!" ”

The housekeeper was puzzled: "What about the son?" ”

The three of them did not speak, but made the same gesture and looked to the side of the stage together.

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed, it was Yang An again! Here it is again, and here it is!

Yang An couldn't cry or laugh, and coughed lightly: "We said it in advance, I won't be on stage today!" ”

Ma Xin suddenly asked, "Really not on stage?" ”

Yang An nodded: "If you really don't go on stage, you won't go on stage if you kill me." ”

Bai Yutang asked, "Are you sure?" ”

Yang An nodded: "I'm sure, sure, and sure, I'm not going to go on stage." ”

Cai Xiaofei smiled: "Then don't regret it!" ”

Before Yang An could react, he saw Cai Xiaofei snort and turned over the folding fan with the word "Cai" written on it, with three big characters written on it: "Zi is not coming!" ”

Hahahaha......

The audience applauded, and the housekeeper laughed: "The son is not coming!" Okay, good, you have one less competitor! The three sons, please take a seat, the audience friends, the old folks, and the following is Miss Wenfu, who will make a shining debut! ”

A gust of ancient music melody sounded, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume walked out, Yang An's eyesight was good, and she was so shocked that she almost jumped up: "Rong Feifei!" ”

The camera has long been aimed at him, and the audience has all seen this scene, laughing so much that they beat their legs and chests, and they couldn't breathe, this Yang An, it's so funny, smart but clever mistaken, who didn't go on stage, who knew that Miss Wenfu turned out to be Rong Feifei!

Rong Feifei held back a smile, trying to maintain her gentle and dignified image, like a model on the catwalk, walked from the backstage to the front, turned around in front of the three talents, and walked back again, without even looking at Yang An on the side.

Yang An stood up, he didn't know what the hell was going on, he wanted to ask, but he was embarrassed to ask, and the tangled movements were seen by everyone.

Sigh~~~~~

The audience laughed, coaxed Yang An, and shouted in unison: "It's really not on stage!" ”

The three talented men also stood up, rolled up their sleeves, walked over like a small stream, and pointed with a fan: "What's the matter?" Want to go on stage? Talking doesn't count, does it? ”

"Who said the sentence that you must definitely not go on stage?"

"When you see a beautiful woman, you reveal your true nature, don't you?"

"The son is not coming!"

Yang An had no choice but to raise his hands, bend down to apologize to the three of them, and then returned to his seat and made a zipper gesture to his mouth: "Zi doesn't come, Zi doesn't speak......"

The audience applauded, and the audience praised Yang An's wit and continued to watch these three living treasures funny.

Miss Wen really made every genius excited, the three of them just returned to the same place, and after a polite drag of a piece of writing, they quickly scuffled, and the three of them hugged each other, tearing and scuffling on the stage, completely losing the demeanor of a talented person, and amusing the audience.

Yang An also couldn't stop laughing, when he saw Rong Feifei sitting on a chair, and there was another chair in the symmetrical place next to him, he immediately understood that there must be another young lady with a very contrasting image to appear.

Sure enough, Miss Wenfu appeared on the stage with two maces, Yang An recognized her, she was an actor brought by Bai Yutang from the Changbai Mountain Repertory Theatre, her stage name is Li Ya, she often plays female harlequins, although she is not five big and three thick, but after makeup, she is still quite scary, and she is also quite hard for art.

The rules are simple, the two young ladies recruit relatives together, but the eldest lady must marry first, and then she will choose one of the remaining two sons to marry the second lady, that is, Rong Feifei.

Li Ya, the eldest lady who was worried about marrying, carried two maces, and asked the three brothers one by one, and the three of them went from scrambling to answer questions more stupidly, more foolish, and more hid than anyone, because no one was willing to marry the eldest lady, and they were waiting for a strong man to be selected by the eldest lady, and the rest of them would fight for the second miss, and the three of them made a lot of jokes.

The audience saw that something was wrong halfway through, so Rong Feifei came out and shook it around, without even saying a line, it was completely a vase!

Sure enough, when the eldest lady's emotions were about to get out of control, the three talented men pointed the finger at Rong Feifei.

Ma Xin pushed Li Ya away: "Alas, Miss, let's put your affairs aside first, okay?" Your questions are too difficult, we can't answer them all, can you let the second lady come up with a simple question? ”

Bai Yutang waved his hand to Li Ya in disgust and pushed her away: "That is, one plus one equals several world-class mathematical problems, I dare to say that there are 500 people in the audience, and none of them can answer it!" ”

Cai Xiaofei pointed to the two maces in Li Ya's hands, and said with a sneer: "Miss, I just want to praise this, your massage tools are good." ”

The audience laughed, laughing at these guys, brothers, it's too dirty!

The ending, of course, was that the two daughters were not married, and Li Ya shouted loudly, "I didn't choose this issue, I'll choose the next issue", and the curtain fell.

The first show at the beginning was so lively and festive, and the audience shouted with satisfaction, the signboard of "Happy Comedian" is not blown, it can really bring people full joy!

Yang An stood on the crescent moon stage, watching the actors of the laughing brothers lined up and were about to speak.

Suddenly, the audience heckled again: "The son is coming!" ”

"Marry Yang An!"

"Kiss one!"

The audience was full of laughter, everyone was staring, it was up to Yang An to answer this words!

After all, Rong Feifei is taking the idol singer route, and Yang An himself plans to develop in the entertainment industry, so in public, Yang An will not be too intimate.

The audience coaxed, Yang An knew what he was going to do, he didn't hesitate at all, learned Ma Xin's performance just now, patted his head, and muttered with a sad face: "One plus one equals how many This problem should belong to mathematics, I study literature and don't know anything about mathematics, so Miss, this problem is better to let ......"

Li Ya quickly took over the words and pounced over: "No matter if you answer right or wrong, I am willing to marry you!" ”

Yang An was so frightened that he retreated again and again, the audience laughed, and Ma Xin stopped Yang An, for fear that he would fall off the stage.

After laughing, Yang An began to help canvass for votes, he lifted Ma Xin's pink milk bottle, saw the bare legs under the big shorts, and sighed: "Look at Ma Xin's dress, good guy, it's really hard enough!" Ask what is the situation in the world, the upper body gown, the bottom *** ......"

The audience laughed, Ma Xin couldn't help but laugh, for the sake of the show, he did wear shorts and a pink coat to perform, but I didn't expect Yang An to come to such a sentence.

Then introduce Li Ya, one of the few actresses in the laughing brothers, it is said that in order to make the ugliness of the eldest lady on the stage more dazzling, this makeup is painted like the female version of Li Kui, and her mouth is already big, and she is even more terrible than Lu Zhishen when she puts on lipstick, no wonder the four talents don't want her.

Yang An said: "The eldest lady has worked hard, the same father and mother have two completely different people, are you sure that the second miss is a brother and sister?" Second Miss, come on, come on, give the audience a blessing! ”

Oooooooo

Rong Feifei really stood up, timidly blessed the camera, the appearance of the little daughter when she got up was intoxicating, and her posture was really amorous, even Yang An swallowed saliva when she saw it, not to mention the male audience who were blindly coaxing in the audience.

Even if she had a thousand words in her heart to ask her, Yang An could only hold back, and couldn't leave too many opportunities for the audience to heckle, so she hurriedly sent the first group of comedians out.

The second group, the Little Northeast team, had a good time this time, and made a Pirates of the Caribbean blockbuster, which also won everyone's applause.

Yang An applauded, and sighed in his heart: "Xiaobei has been famous for too long, and his popularity is one thing, the most important thing is that he has rich performance experience, and the team's creative ability is even more powerful. ”

Yang An is not worried about the super strength of the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, because the title of sweeping the Northeast comedy industry is not blown.

But for the third group of Zhou Jinci and the fourth group of Kungfu, Yang An is actually very entangled.

Zhou Jinci may have the strength, but the twelfth phase of the race, this is a marathon, a rally, you can fight the wisdom of the big collective alone?

The third person appeared, and Zhou Jinci's performance made Yang An sweat, because the name of the performance "Dream Shines into Reality" was written on the prompt card!

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PS: The sketch of the four great talents of Jiangbei, please refer to the issue of Valentine's Day on February 14 of the second season of the comedian, which is the work of the small Shenyang team, sin and sin, and the poor monk temporarily borrowed it! Please remember to vote for the free recommendation~

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!