Chapter 23: High School Anecdotes (2)

A little boy was lying on the table with a frown, about ten years old, as if he had encountered some problem. With a pencil in his hand, he gently tapped the paper on the table, and pondered for a long time, but there was still no result.

"Ha, Xiao Keming is doing his homework?" The open door suddenly revealed a bun head, and Ruan Jingshu grinned at Xiao Keming, revealing two rows of neat white teeth.

Xiao Keming looked up at the person who came, and when he saw that it was Ruan Jingshu, he let out an absent-minded "um", and lowered his head again, still looking worried. Ruan Jingshu was a little surprised when she saw this, could it be that the little guy had changed his temperament, this should be just afraid of jumping over early!

Ruan Jingshu walked slowly to his side, looked down at the rolling paper on the table, yo 98 points, did well in the exam! She looked at the two bright little red crosses, which were a fill-in-the-blank question, using melon words to form words. Well, it's not difficult, what's wrong with Xiao Keming? When she looked closely at the kid's answer, she almost snapped her up. (⊙_⊙??; Uh, how-to? Look at the words of his group: (East Melon), (Pumpkin), (Watermelon), (North Pumpkin)? Hey, it's all about! Tsk, but what kind of melon is this pumpkin?

"Sister Jing, isn't this pumpkin right? Why is there no pumpkin? Xiao Keming raised his little face, blinked a pair of innocent big eyes, and looked at Ruan Jingshu earnestly.

"This ...... This "Ren Ruan Jingshu thought about it a lot, and she didn't come up with a reliable reason. She couldn't help but complain in her heart: Who knows what the hell that pumpkin is! What genes do you say your Meng family has? Is it a genetic mutation? There is a black-bellied cousin Meng and a poisonous tongue Xinxin, and this pops up a curious baby Xiao Keming. No matter how weird it is, these people don't have to worry about their studies. Let's not talk about it, let's just talk about Meng Keming, this little guy, is already in the third grade, and he sits firmly on the first place in the class every year. Should she say that other people's genes are good? Or is it better to be genetically good? Or are the genes too good?

At this moment, Meng Kexin walked in with a plate of desserts and Sun Wu. Looking at the strange atmosphere in the room, she put the plate with dessert on the table, squinted at Ruan Jingshu, and said, "What's wrong?" Look, your jaw is dragging to the ground! ”

"Ahem, cough, this kind of esoteric question, let's ask your brother Sun Wu!" Ruan Jingshu threw this hot potato to Sun Wu unkindly, and the person flashed to the side and blinked innocently.

Sun Wu took Xiao Keming's test paper, only glanced at it, and said with a smile: "What about this pumpkin, there really is, but the name is different in different places: like jade melon, southeast melon, ocean melon, etc., it is very common in our north, it is zucchini." Strictly speaking, you're not wrong with this question! ”

"Really? I said, how can there be no pumpkin? Look, Brother Sun Wu is still amazing, and the teacher doesn't even know that there is a pumpkin! Meng Keming jumped up excitedly, looked at Sun Wu with a look of adoration, the tangled color between his eyebrows was swept away, and the little person suddenly became lively.

"Little ghost, I've finished asking what I should ask, you go out to play, we're going to study." Meng Kexin sat down, opened the textbook, and ordered the eviction without raising his head.

Xiao Keming pursed his lips reluctantly, put away his things and slowly paced towards the door, turned around coldly and grimaced at Meng Kexin, and ran away.

Ruan Jingshu shook her head with a light smile, took a chair and sat next to Meng Kexin, opened the textbook and read it.

"Come to my house tomorrow for a barbecue, I invited a few classmates, and you all came over to have a lively time." Sun Wu stroked the glasses on the bridge of his nose and turned to them.

"Yo, what's tomorrow? Brother Wu, you are hospitable? Who did you invite? As soon as Ruan Jingshu heard that there was something delicious, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"It's not a big day, just come over early!"

"Don't worry, I'm done with this meal!"

“……”

The next day, Ruan Jingshu and Meng Kexin came to Sun Wu's house as promised, but his parents were not at home, only his younger brother Sun Wen was there. His younger brother was in his second year of junior high school, slightly shorter than Sun Wu, and his body was slightly thin.

Sun Wu's house has two buildings, a separate courtyard, and there is also a jujube tree planted in the courtyard, and the huge jujube trees are hanging all over the branches. It's green, alas, it's not ripe yet, it's a pity, Ruan Jingshu looked at those dates again with great regret.

After a while, several classmates in the class who were good friends with Sun Wu came one after another, ho~ There are still a lot of people! Ah, Li Jin is here too, this kid looks like he's doing well, and he's tanned again, hey~ Actually, it's not white! Sun Wu also invited Zhou Weiwei, this little girl is familiar with herself, and she got acquainted with Li Jin without much effort...... Ahem, she is worthy of being a female man, and she always makes people ignore her gender!

There were 12 men in all, divided into two and roasted the meat on the charcoal stove. Everyone ate very happily, and I don't know who coaxed them, but they even drank beer. The girls didn't drink much, so the boys didn't care about it, and they threw off their arms and started drinking!

After three rounds of drinking, the male classmates were somewhat drunk. At this time, Sun Wu took the lead in standing up, holding a glass of beer in his hand, opened his slightly drunken eyes and said, "Thank you very much for coming to my house today, in fact...... Today is my birthday and I am really happy to have so many classmates celebrating my birthday! I didn't tell you in advance, because I don't think you have to give a gift to express your blessings. Come, this cup, I salute you, thank you again! With that, he drank the beer from his glass and took a slight step back, apparently drinking too much.

Ruan Jingshu stepped forward to stabilize Sun Wu and helped him into the room to lie on the bed. I saw him close his eyes tightly, fall asleep on the bed, and after a while, the room was filled with the smell of alcohol. Ruan Jingshu pinched her nose in disgust, covered Sun Wu with a thin blanket and went out.

The classmates ate about the same, and a few people said goodbye to Ruan Jingshu and left with their companions one after another. Meng Kexin sent Li Jin to escort Zhou Weiwei home, and she and Ruan Jingshu rolled up their sleeves to clean up the rest of the mess. After about half an hour, the two of them sat in the yard to rest after cleaning up, seeing that it was getting late, they saw that Sun Wu was sleeping very deeply, and there was no sign of waking up, so they decided to go home first and not greet him. As soon as the two of them reached the gate, they saw Sun Wu rubbing his forehead and walking out of the house.

"Hey, are you awake? Still dizzy? Tsk, what is the strength of not being able to drink, is it okay to find guilt yourself? Ruan Jingshu looked at Sun Wu with a disapproving expression, waved her hand at him and continued: "Okay, you better go back and lie down and rest, we will go back by ourselves!" ”

"It's okay, I'll send you. It's getting late, and it's not safe for you two girls to go back! Sun Wu turned around and went back to the house to get a coat and pushed the bicycle out.

The three of them slowly rode in the direction of Meng Kexin's house. Suddenly, Ruan Jingshu couldn't dodge at the bend in the street and collided with another bicycle.

"Alas~~Yo" There was a pair of men and women in their thirties on the bicycle. After the two cars collided, the woman in the back seat of the car couldn't get up on the ground. That's not all, he still shouted in his mouth: "Oh, hey, I'm hitting someone, my hands are hurting to death, and my legs can't move, pay me money and take me to the hospital." Come and see, hit people, ah, this still doesn't let people live. ”

When Sun Wu and the three of them saw this formation, hey, they also met a scoundrel!