Chapter 005 Fame

"What? Two days to get back? Come on! Can you do it well? "In the blink of an eye, Ni Hong's father died for a week, but Ni Hong's mother, who was talking to Wang Bang on Skype, was still working abroad, what hell is it, what official duties are more important than the death of her husband?

Little Ni Hong has been in Wang Fang's kennel for a week, and there is such a ruthless mother in the world, which is too speechless.

Ni Hong talked about it for a long time, and Wang Bang muttered that the line was broken, and a vivid picture of "unfortunate families have their own misfortunes" appeared in his mind.

It turned out that Ni Hong was not his buddy's biological son at all, and he also knew that even Ni Hong's grandparents knew about it, and he put pressure on Ni Hong and his father every day, needless to say, it was even worse with the woman. There is a reason why Ni Hong, who died of her husband, didn't come back, the second elder of Xuan Ming hated his daughter-in-law, and the pressure was too great, maybe he blamed her for her son's death, and the second elder was crying and rolling around next to his buddy's corpse, but what should I do?

But...... This sister is really amazing, and her husband's funeral is not coming. Of course, Wang Fang wanted to accompany the children, but he didn't go, because if he took the children, it would be another disaster for the two elders of Xuan Ming to see.

The most innocent is the child, Ni Hong is looking at him with wide eyes, Uncle Wang: "Uncle, what happened?" Am I upsetting you? ”

Uncle Wang burst into tears and laughed: "It's okay, it's okay!" Xiao Ni is the most well-behaved, Uncle Wang likes it the most, you see, what a valuable gift I gave you, a 499 mobile phone, this is half a month's salary...... Well, it seems to be an exaggeration, anyway, don't think about it, your mother will soon come back from Africa, I'll go, how can she go to the kind of place where birds don't shit? ”

Teacher Bai is quite good, and found that Xiao Ni Hong didn't go to kindergarten every other day, so he called Wang Zhan's mobile phone, and Wang Zhan was happy when he heard it: "Oh, it's Teacher Bai, a rare guest, huh?" How do you know my phone number? ”

Bai Ling: "Teacher Li sued me, what's the situation on your side?" What about Ni Hong's father? Did he pass on his son to you? You have to go through guò to find Ni Hong. ”

Wang Bang glanced at Ni Hong, went out of the door, closed the door, and then told the tragic fate of little Ni Hong again, it was really sad for the hearer, and the listener was moved, and Teacher Bai was about to shed tears.

Bai Ling comforted Wang Bang with a soft whisper, which made the latter very happy, and had a better impression of Teacher Bai, of course, it's a pity, this is all the overflow of the Virgin's heart, Wang Bang advised himself not to be amorous, and he will kill himself if he is amorous and unjust.

Speaking of which, Ni Hong's child is really strange, he never longs for the care of adults, he likes to play quietly with the mobile phone that Uncle Wang bought for him, and even his parents don't seem to feel that the child doesn't appear for a week, and after sending him to the kindergarten the next day, Wang Fang chatted with Bai Ling about this matter, "This bear child is amazing" Yunyun.

Teacher Bai: "This kid has been at your house for a week, nothing inconvenient, right?" ”

Wang Fang touched his head: "It's okay, it's just ...... It's not very convenient to watch the film. ”

Teacher Bai: "Don't you even have headphones?" ”

Wang Bang: "I'm talking about watching Mao films, You-know, watching Mao films requires a lot of essential external conditions, and the people who play Mao films are very hard working and open, a serious man like me is really embarrassed to do that in front of children, you know." ”

Teacher Bai's fair cheeks were instantly covered by red glow, how charming and charming it was.

Wang Bang saw that he succeeded in flirting with the goddess, and couldn't help laughing, he just showed his way, and the shrimp soldiers and crabs who thought they were in love had no hope, so they had to let go of the wreckage and see how embarrassed the goddess looked.

The red tide has not receded, and Teacher Bai said: "I hope that little Ni Hong's mother will come back soon to pick him up, you guy, sooner or later, you will take the child badly, and you will be a 'serious man'!" ”

Wang Zhan was really serious, and said: "Mr. Bai, you misunderstood, the Mao film I said is different from other people's concepts, and the hardcore Mao film only accounts for a small handful, in fact, what Superman, Ant-Man, Iron Man, X-Men, S.H.I.E.L.D., Green Lantern, Red Lantern, Hulu Baby, which hero is not Mao Film?" It's just that the G-spot is different. ”

Teacher Bai: "It seems that you are a little crooked when you say that. ”

Wang Zhan: "I don't know how you usually spend your time, Mr. Bai, do you watch Mao films?" ”

Teacher Bai: "I read books. ”

Wang Zhan was in awe: "Amazing, you are more amazing than Gatsby." I don't know what to read, but you know, I'm not a person who doesn't read books, and I read a book every year and a half. ”

Teacher Bai: "Zhang Ailing." ”

Wang Fang admired it even more: "Awesome." I heard that Zhang Ailing is very powerful, but I only remember that she said, 'To be famous, you have to take advantage of it', and I don't know anything else, pseudo-aborigines like us in the digital age rarely read ancient books. ”

Teacher Bai said angrily: "How can Zhang Ailing be called an 'ancient book'? You're too extreme. ”

Wang Bang: "Teacher Bai, I think Zhang Ailing said it very well, especially the sisters, you must take advantage of the fame early, take yourself like the April day in the world, after the spring, you can only break the branches without flowers, and it is not far from autumn." You say, don't you? ”

Teacher Bai: "But I don't have a way to become famous." After she said this, she felt as if she had fallen into someone's pit.

Sure enough, Wang Zhan immediately had a statement: "Yes! There are big ones. A beautiful teacher like Mr. Bai has a lot of ways to become famous, do you know? Some girls eat and sleep live on paper and circle around the steel rod can earn a lot of money, if Mr. Bai is on the betta fish, he will definitely bring the fame to the catch, and gain financial freedom in one fell swoop. It is said that the popular anchor earns hundreds of thousands of dollars a month! ”

Teacher Bai: "I...... I'm a teacher, and if I do this, what do the kids think of me? The point is what do the parents of the children think? ”

Wang Zhan: "What do you think?" Of course, it's a reward while watching, and the little rocket doesn't stop, don't stop. What an honor it is for their child's teacher to become an internet celebrity! How can you not support it? ”

Teacher Bai glanced at Wang Fang vigilantly: "Hey, do you live in Pimpie Hutong?" ”

Wang Zhan: "Uh...... There is no pimping at all, it is a matter of emancipation of the mind. Besides, I'm just saying that you have the appearance conditions to become famous, but I don't know if you have that idea.

That's right! Recently, there is a magical sister paper, she actually engaged in sexy science, very interesting, in her bedroom, revealing white flowers, while doing science popularization, from time to time she also took off a coat, twisted her waist and hips to change her position.

It's amazing, now her career has just started, I'm very optimistic about this girl, although she refuses to show her face, it's still not enough to emancipate her mind. ”

Teacher Bai: "Sure enough, I want to take it off, it's not serious, so people don't want this kind of life." How will I marry in the future? ”

Wang Zhan: "How to marry?" Of course, it is to walk sideways and marry sideways! Such a beautiful bride, such a popular Internet celebrity, comes with a rich dowry, if you want fresh meat, you will have small fresh meat, and if you want an old cannon, you will have a salty and wet old cannon.

However, if you refuse to take it off, at least wear less, although the serious sister paper is not as good as the red that can be opened, it is also good, but the requirements for creativity are higher, and you need a military advisor.

Please allow me to recommend myself Lao Wang Maosui to myself, I didn't blow it, the level of the sexy science girl just now is very average, and I have to dump her eight alleys when I come out of the popular science. ”

Teacher Bai: "Yo, do you still know how to popularize science?" ”

Wang Zhan: "Hehe, it's average, third in China." I'm just not good at Mandarin, my own podcast is tepid, it's a big regret in my life, in fact, in addition to watching Mao films, I usually like to watch talk shows and listen to podcasts. Especially science and technology programs, everything is inferior, only science is high, and the most important thing that affects human beings. If you are famous for engaging in sexy science, are you instantly tall? ”

Teacher Bai: "Although I am a teacher, I am a kindergarten teacher, I'm afraid I can't understand your popular science......

Wang Bang: "If you don't understand, you can pretend to beep, these days, who dares to say that they are masters, isn't they all pretending?" We are no worse than others at all, tearing the dragon robe is death, and killing the prince is also death, as long as we can get out, right? ”

Teacher Bai: "If you are less here, is it not just death to kill the prince?" That's going to punish the Nine Clans. However, I'm interested in your podcast, hey, send me the address and I'll listen to it. ”

This was really a constructive conversation, but unfortunately, Teacher Li was calling Teacher Bai with her man's voice, and she was a serious girl with a serious job, so Wang Fang had to hurriedly exchange WeChat with Teacher Bai and leave the kindergarten that made him intoxicated.

After a while, Mr. Bai sent a WeChat message: "I understand your science podcast!" ”

Wang Bang replied: "Oh? Which one got it? Don't tell me about the nature of gravity, you understand that issue. ”

Teacher Bai: "Forget about gravity or something, I will retreat when I see the name, I listened to the issue of Joseph Needham's problem, amazing!" I think you're better than Ma Weidu! I listened to Mr. Needham's personal opinion on Joseph Needham's problem not long ago, hehe, it made sense at the time, but compared to your answer...... I have to say, yours is more reliable! More convincing! ”

Hearing Teacher Bai's affirmation, Wang Fang suddenly became as light as a swallow, and the bones in his whole body only added up to three or two, and said, "Is it okay to seriously consider cooperating in a sexy science popularization?" ”

Teacher Bai: "This ...... I still have to think about it, can I record a podcast first, I still can't make up my mind about being sexy or something, it's too difficult to kill the prince, let's tear up the dragon robe first. I'm a serious kindergarten teacher, at least the broadcasting training and Mandarin are better than you, your Mandarin is really not flattering, and the tone is slow, making people drowsy. ”