Chapter 48 Kung Fu is not good, don't hook the soul
As he spoke, the underworld summoned his own weapon, a mourning stick for each person. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info this mourning stick, the material is good poplar, and there is a circle of yellow paper on it, and one side of the yellow paper is cut into strips. As soon as this mourning stick was taken out, the atmosphere of the entire dormitory suddenly became solemn.
"The underworld tolerance black impermanence code 9527!"
"White Impermanence, code name 9528!"
"Today, the two of us were in Room 208 on the second floor of the boys' dormitory apartment, No. 33, Fuqian Street, Gangcheng County, Luzhong City, Qilu Province, and the arrest of the soul was stopped by a rude woman!"
"The way of heaven cannot be violated, reincarnation cannot be chaotic, today we are forced by the form to use mana to subdue the troublemakers!"
"If there is a mistakenly injured or disabled, it is definitely not the original intention, and I hope that the underworld will not correct it!"
"Heavenly Court doesn't check!"
The two impermanence of black and white were verbose, holding a mourning stick and talking for a long time, which made Hu Lili, who was holding an arm strength device in her hand, a little impatient.
"Damn, you two are better than toilet paper, can you fight or not?"
"Girl, are you really not going to let us hook our souls?" Hei Impermanence asked with a sad face.
", dare to seduce your husband's soul! I will not spare you both! ”
Bai Wuchang winked at Hu Lili, and then said, "You go quickly, my eldest brother is so angry that even I'm afraid!" Girl, I think you are also a smart person, and I respect you as a loving and righteous person...... Sister, but there is a saying that people cannot be resurrected after death, and the dead are buried in the ground. If you're really good for your husband, let us hook his soul. In this way, it is good for you, me, and your husband. ”
The black and white impermanence that was still angry just now, as if he was about to fight, seemed to have suddenly softened, and he actually began to do ideological work for Hu Lili.
Hu Lili was a little confused, looking at the impermanence of black and white: "You kill my husband, is it good for me?"
Bai Wuchang patted his thigh with a mourning stick and said, "Of course, the old one doesn't go, the new one doesn't come, as soon as your husband dies, can't you find a better husband?"
When Hu Lili heard this, she was so frightened that the sweat on her forehead came down.
"Damn it, the employees of the underworld are so open-minded? Then I would like to ask, what is the benefit of this? ”
Hei Impermanence glanced at Hu Lili with disdain: "Our leader's assessment is the number of souls we have in a month, and it is directly linked to the salary!" We're just one spot away from completing the task this month, do you think it's good for us to hook your husband's soul? ”
"Bah, you don't speak more politely than your colleagues. That Xiaobai, I'll call you Xiaobai first, you just said that this matter is still good for my husband, what is the benefit? ”
"It's simple, die early and be reincarnated early!"
Hei Wuchang seemed to be stronger, and said a little impatiently: "Less nonsense, what are we afraid of a girl for?"
When Hu Lili heard this, she felt that there seemed to be some changes in the dormitory, and when she looked up, she found that everyone was no longer chanting mantras, and they all looked at themselves confronting the two ghosts, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up and chant mantras!"
Hearing the sound of chanting the incantation and remembering it again, Hu Lili hurriedly put on a posture and prepared to fight.
"Sister Li, get out of the way!"
At this time, a voice came from the side of the dormitory.
Black and white impermanence looked at Hu Lili together, and it was Li Xiaoyao who spoke.
"Li Xiaoyao, you recite the mantra well, don't worry about other things!"
However, Li Xiaoyao closed his eyes and said while chanting a mantra: "It is also a routine matter for people to be impermanent, and it is your fault to stop the impermanence master from working!"
"You ......" Li Xiaoyao's words actually choked Hu Lili out of breath.
When Bai Wuchang heard this, he said very happily: "There are still many reasonable people, little girl, don't make trouble, get out of the way, let's do business!"
"I ......" Suddenly, Hu Lili felt a powerful force holding her hostage, and she involuntarily let go.
Black and white impermanence looked at each other and laughed.
"There are still many sensible people in the world, brother, thank you, I invite you to drink tea in the underworld another day!"
"Okay, I don't like coriander in Meng Po soup." Li Xiaoyao said with a smile.
Black and white impermanence, he took out three chains and came to Sun Hao's bed.
"The deceased's name is Sun Hao!"
"Today is your return!"
After the two of them finished speaking, Bai Wuchang threw an iron chain with an iron grip on his head at Sun Hao's chest. However, with a bang, the iron gripper suddenly rebounded back and grabbed directly on Bai Wuchang's hat and hung up.
Li Xiaoyao and the others were all peeking, and when they saw this scene, they couldn't help but snort and couldn't help laughing. Even Hu Lili covered her mouth and laughed.
Hei Wuchang looked at it, and kicked Bai Wuchang angrily: "Get out, useless thing, how many times have I told you, let you aim at the heart of the heart, you just don't listen, look at me!"
Then, Hei Wuchang came to Sun Hao's bedside, waved the chain several times, and then threw it at Sun Hao's chest.
"Oops!"
This time, the chain was bounced back. Moreover, the strength of the rebound this time was very strong, and it was directly caught on the face of the black impermanence.
"Big brother, big brother, what's wrong with you?" Bai Wuchang saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly stepped forward to ask.
"It's over, my eyes have been caught, I'm going blind!"
"What about Big Brother?"
Li Xiaoyao smiled back and forth: "If you are not skilled in business, you can also learn to hook people's souls?"
Zhu Congzheng was originally quite scared, but when he saw the impermanence of black and white, he couldn't laugh anymore: "You two were admitted to the prefectural civil servants by relying on their relationship, right?"
Hu Lili smiled leisurely and said, "If you are blind in the future, will you change your career?"
Hei Wuchang reluctantly pulled the iron gripper off his face, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go!"
Then, a puff of green smoke came out, and the black and white impermanence disappeared.
Zhu Congzheng got up from the bed and said with a sneer: "I didn't believe that there were any ghosts and weird things in the world before, but today I saw black and white impermanence, which scared me at first, but later when I saw their skills, I don't think the underworld is terrible at all!"
Li Xiaoyao shook his head and said, "Old Zhu, you still don't know. This black and white impermanence is not just the two of them, the two of them are the worst of all black and white impermanence. The most powerful black impermanence is codenamed 0001, and the most powerful white impermanence is codenamed 0002. If you let those two impermanent ancestors go out, not to mention that Sun Hao's soul has to be cleaned, we will have to explain it by the way. ”
Zhu Congzheng only discovered at this time that this classmate, who had just transferred to another school, was definitely a master.
"Not good!"
Suddenly, Hu Lili glanced down at the time, then looked at the lamp above Sun Hao's head, and found that a wick had been extinguished, and she panicked.
When the people saw this, they hurriedly began to recite the incantation.