Chapter Ninety-Four: Strange Numbers

Dongdaemun refers to one of the four major gates of Seoul in ancient times.

In ancient times, the vicinity of the city gate was a place of trade markets, and over time, it has become a famous business district in Korea and Asia, with a variety of shopping malls such as shoes, hats, fabrics, and ready-to-wear, as well as wholesale and retail stores.

Every night, all kinds of food trucks flock out to seize the streets, this is the Dongdaemun Night Market, a large collection of roadside stalls that will not be driven away by the chengguan.

It's past midnight, but the diners are still there.

After meeting the VJ and sorting out the radio equipment, Lin Dong swaggered and led Jessica to the stage. The camera is here, and pedestrians quickly get out of the way.

"Xiuyan Xi, wait for your task to be one word, eat!" Lin Dong arranged the task seriously.

Jessica's small mouth opens in an O-shape, rather surprised; Pointing to himself, he asked, "Eat?" Just my little arms, calves, and belly? Are you sure you're not talking nonsense? ”

"We are civilized people who are humble and polite, and of course we will not directly rob them of their money." It's not that Lin Dong doesn't want to, but he can't. "RM" is a national variety show that can be watched by all ages, and it is impossible to do that kind of thing under the camera.

Jessica didn't ask questions like a brain-dead girl; Just pursed his lips and watched quietly, waiting for the following. Having shared the bed twice, it is already clear that this bastard has a bad taste. Always stop at the pinch, hang people's appetite, quite annoying!

Lin Dong waited for a long time and didn't respond, so he had to scratch his head and continue to add: "You can't rob it openly, then you can only secretly consume their money and food." This is achieved by a mouth, so let go of eating when you have the opportunity. Don't pick the good food, pick the most expensive. ”

"Okay."

A faint response almost made Lin Dong vomit blood, which really hurt his self-esteem a little, "Let's go, attack the Yun'er team first." ”

……

"Miss Shibi" sounds like an abusive word, but it's not. This is the heroine of a daily drama, and her actor is called Lim Yoon-a. But the uncle and aunt audience don't know who Lin Yuna is, let alone what Girls' Generation is.

This is the luck of actor Lin, because she plays the role deeply in the hearts of the people. But it is also the misfortune of an actor, because the image is fixed. In the future, he took on other roles, hitting the street, hitting the street, or hitting the street, and he couldn't get rid of the name of "Miss Shibi".

"Miss Shibi, I'm so glad to see you. Come, sit down, the rice sausage in my store is the best. The middle-aged aunt greeted Lin Yun'er while cutting rice sausages with a knife in her hand, "Eat as much as you want, if it's not enough, pack it again." ”

"Thank you, Auntie." Lin Yun'er smiled sweetly, fascinating the middle-aged aunt, "Auntie, what are the five most popular supperes in the night market?" ”

"I don't know anything else, but my rice sausage here is definitely in the top five."

"Wow."

A few friends of the Yun'er team high-fived and celebrated, a good start, and it was the same as getting it done so quickly, and it was still free.

……

Lin Dong dragged Jessica and galloped over.

"Auntie, this is Miss Shibi's Ernie, shouldn't she also have a rice sausage?"

"No problem." The shopkeeper's aunt is quite bold, so many celebrities visit, and the advertising effect is proper. Not to mention the distance, just now, there are already a lot of fans gathered next to it, and the business is much better.

"Thank you, Auntie."

After ordering, Lin Dong and the others sat down with Yun'er's team very unceremoniously.

"Lin Dong, you're too much, cheating into eating in the name of our Miss Shibi." Liu Zaishi complained.

"What's the matter with you, don't you also eat with mixed rice?" After complaining, Lin Dong turned his head to Lin Yun'er and asked, "Yun'er Xi, don't you eat and share it with Xiu Yanxi?" ”

When Lin Yun'er heard this, she hurriedly shook her hand and shook her head, "Girls' Generation has nine people with one heart, of course they can share food." Sicaoni, sit next to me~~"

After a period of swords, the rivers and lakes returned to a brief period of tranquility.

The rice sausage is really delicious, Lin Dong was angry, "Auntie, two more rice sausages." ”

"Okay."

"Why is it just you and Sika?" The old Jianghu Liu Zaishi already smelled a hint of conspiracy.

"Eh, it's on fire when you talk about it. On Monday, the couple actually went to see the night scene, and the director also let them play the pink line. Now it's just me and Xiuyan Xi. One Chinese, the other grew up in the United States, and had absolutely no idea what to buy. Lin Dong said nonsense seriously.

Jessica cooperated, "I don't usually eat supper, it's really difficult." ”

Lin Dong: "It's better to follow Brother Shi, I will buy whatever you buy." Win and lose together! ”

The four members of Yuna's team shook their heads at the same time. According to their thoughts, the stall owners here are either uncles or aunts, all of them are fans of the national host or "Miss Shibi", it is too easy to buy a few kinds of supper, why should you be with others in the situation of winning steadily?

"It's stingy. Then I'll go and ask my aunt, don't come here. ”

Lin Dong walked next to the stall owner's aunt, not to ask for advice at all, but to preach, "Auntie, our program is going to be broadcast to the whole Korean people." The national host and Miss Shibi must not eat free food to take advantage of the people, so you must charge at the original price, you know? ”

The aunt's face was confused, "This is not good, and the rice intestines are not worth a few dollars." ”

"You can't lose a single won, or you'll hurt them. It's a big deal about their moral image, you know. Lin Dong said solemnly.

"Okay, I got it."

Lin Dong nodded with satisfaction, 3,000 won per serving, a total of four servings, wow Ka Ka 60% of the cost dropped.

Returning to their seats, Jessica gave a look, and the two of them simultaneously stormed the rice sausage that had been reserved for packing.

The four members of Yun'er's team were dumbfounded, and they couldn't understand why the painting style suddenly changed, "What? What do you mean by that? If you don't have enough, order another one. ”

Lin Dong and Jessica did not answer, and there was no way to answer. While everyone was stunned, he stuffed the whole rice intestine into his mouth, and then ran away hand in hand.

"What? Inexplicably, did Sicaoni also have intermittent convulsions today? Lin Yun'er didn't understand why Princess Iceberg would transform into a comic. Forget it, go back and convene the sisters to interrogate the third division, "Auntie, have another rice sausage." ”

"Wait!" Liu Zaishi interrupted, "This is not right. Lin Dong must have made some more moths. You are not familiar with Lin Dong, so you may not know his skills. This person can definitely make a mistake out of nothing, and turn small things into big things. ”

"Auntie, what did that man tell you just now?"

"He told me to charge at the original price, otherwise it would affect the reputation of the national host and Miss Shibi." The stall owner's aunt waved her hand embarrassedly, "It's okay, I'll invite you to eat." ”

Liu Zaishi's eyes darkened, and it was over. If this conversation is not recorded, it is free, and it is okay to pay the bill later; But if you are filmed by the camera, you have to pay for it, and you must not discount the original price.

"How much do we pay the bills?"

"12,000 won."

Lin Yun'er, who was in charge of money, was very painful, and finally understood the rank gap between herself and Lin Dong, and I am afraid that there is no need to think about revenge for this revenge. "Auntie, can you pack us another smallest rice sausage?"

"The smallest score is only a few yuan, is it also the original price of 500 won?"

"Inside."

The four members of Yun'er's team are worth pinching their noses and admitting it.

……

Lin Dong took Jessica like a childish child's paper, repeating boring pranks. Sometimes harassing Team Yuna, sometimes harassing Team Sunny.

If the small means don't work, just grab it, grab the food is not a money, the audience can accept it and be willing to watch it. Lin Dongqiang opened a group to attract firepower, and Jessica was the main attacker to destroy the food, and had a lot of fun, and laughter resounded through the east gate.

Leaving a line for everything, Lin Dong left three or five hundred won for the other two teams, and did not rush to kill them all. It's probably enough to buy the smallest portion of food, and it depends on the character of which team is right.

"Let's go. You take your time to figure out what to buy, you only have one chance. ”

……

"Have fun?" On the motorcycle on the return trip, Lin Dong tried to fall in love again.

"Hmm. Hehe. ”

"That's right, why is Lin Yuna the most popular in your girlhood? Probably because she loves to laugh, this image is pleasing. You're always pouting and pretending to be cool......"

Before Lin Dong finished speaking, he was slapped in the back. Jessica's smiling face turned into an iceberg face in seconds, "Then you go find her!" Why are you provoking me? ”

"Lin Yun'er? It looks good, but it's not practical. The problem of feeding the next generation is difficult to solve. ”

"Eating problems?" Jessica looked confused, what's the matter with eating? At this time, the motorcycle slowed down and turned, and Jessica's entire body hit Lin Dong's back. The chest was pressed against the back, and the rubbing gave Jessica a hint, "Badass! Thinking about some of the things that are sexual. ”

"What's the matter? It's about the health of the next generation, breastfeeding ......"

The words of death were interrupted again by a slap.

No matter what the reason is, it's not suitable to talk about this kind of thing now, Jessica pinched the soft flesh on Lin Dong's waist fiercely, "Hear clearly, I have nothing to do with you, let alone any next generation!" ”

"Cut, I didn't do contraception the first few times. Maybe Little East or Little West West is already sprouting in your belly. ”

The first Ding of the love field has achieved the ultimate evolution, from dying once in three words to dying in every sentence. He was naturally greeted by a terrible attack, biting and kneading, and doing everything.

"Dididi! Tick tick! ……”

"Help me find out whose information it is." Lin Dong was driving a motorcycle, and he couldn't spare his hands to play with his mobile phone.

"Oh." Jessica stopped playing and took out her phone from Lin Dong's pocket, [Help! I'm at the Black Cat Bar in Incheon. 】

"Strange text messages, from an unknown number, it should be a prank."

Lin Dong's face has changed greatly, since the last accident, all the women's address books have been deliberately deleted, and they are all unfamiliar numbers. "The number reads out."

“… 1013…”

"Squeak!!" With a sharp brake, Jessica, who was holding her phone, was almost thrown off, "Do you want to die?!" ”

"You get out of the car and go back with the program team's car."

Lin Dong's tone was solemn, so that Jessica was so frightened that she could only get out of the car obediently and stand on the side of the road, "Why are you going?" ”

"Eating too much, diarrhea. told the program team that I wouldn't go back to shoot the finishing shots, and I had already won anyway. ”

Lin Dong twisted the accelerator, and the "boom~boom~" motorcycle quickly disappeared into the night.

Before the board was played, the temporary worker left early for the first time. (To be continued.) )