"Why don't you say it, go on, what's going on, did there be three deaths in the village the next day?"

"Fatty, buy another cone, how about we go on?" I licked my tongue and looked at Fat Zeng with a sly look. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Brother, I already bought one for you earlier, and this story is not finished, why do you want another one, brother, isn't this a bit ruthless!" The fat man looked at me in a daze.

At this juncture, it is not okay not to fool, put a hand on the shoulder of Zeng Fat, and said: "Master, a man, there is a story with a cigarette in his mouth and wine in his hand, do you know that I don't want to smoke and drink, this cone is nothing!" Do you think that's the reason? ”

The fat man nodded as if he didn't understand, but the third uncle interjected: "Bailing, I said that you are not a god stick is a waste of talent, just such a story, the cones of our class and the girls in the next class have been deceived by you, you are good now, this deception has been deceived to your own dormitory, even the fat man, an honest man, you are pitted, this is not very in line with the rules!" ”

The fat man heard this from these words, and yelled at me: "Yin Bailing, you are a gelding cauliflower, you are two hundred and five, fooling our own brother ・・・・・・." ”

Before the fat man finished speaking, I immediately changed my attitude, glared at the third uncle at the same time, and muttered in a low voice: "Third uncle, what do you care, look at this." ”

Then I had to coax the fat man and complimented: "Fat man, don't worry, don't listen to the third uncle's nonsense, our own brother, don't you want to hear this, the cone is free, the story is told, how about it?" ”

In fact, I'm not afraid of Zeng Fat, but the tonnage of Zeng Fatzi has been catching up with and surpassing Han Ma and Brother Liu all these years, and someone can prove this, that is Yin Bailing, and I am Yin Bailing.

I'm curious about why I'm called Yin Bailing, it's my grandfather, that is, the young man who was with Maiko, and I heard my grandfather tell me that it was Maiko who saved him in the end, and as for how he saved him, he didn't elaborate, but my grandfather began to surge with the half bucket of water he learned from Maiko.

As for how it happened, I haven't seen it, because when I was four years old, my grandfather hung up, and I only heard from the people around me that my grandfather seemed to have some means, but there were many people who heard that my grandfather was a liar, and I didn't delve into it.

My grandfather still left me two things, the same is a book, a book written by my grandfather himself, and I still remember the title of the book: Ghost Escape Manual. The other is my name, that is my grandfather took, this heard my father said that when I was born, my father held me to show my grandfather, who knew that after my grandfather saw it, he was so embarrassed: October pregnancy, full-term, three hundred days of birth, over a single and double, take a hundred words, look at this son face gathering three flowers, the heavenly spirit with fire, the five elements are quite have, the heavenly spirit gathers qi, it is called Yin Bailing.

Speaking of this name, it really made me suffer a lot, from childhood to adulthood, friends, rotten friends and a bunch of foodies gave me a lot of ugly nicknames, at first it was called Yin Ling, and then it was called Wild Ghost, and even more directly called Yin and Yang people, this is really bitter boss and bitter second, it's just unbearable.

This doesn't go by time, and now that I'm in college, there are no more people called these nicknames, and there are few people in the new environment who know these things, but it doesn't mean that no one knows, Zeng Fatzi in our dormitory is one of them, and he is also one of my friends since childhood.

In fact, it is not easy to say that the fat man is really a little difficult, his original name was Zeng Yitube, because his father was a gambler, on the day his son was born, he played mahjong monotonously, and he was thirteen years old, so he named his son Zeng Yitube.

Later, my father borrowed loan sharks to do business, lost all his money, got drunk all day long, and finally was collected by loan sharks, so he could only abandon his wife and children, and his parents divorced, and since then he has lived with his mother******.

My parents are kind, but I don't know if this road doesn't work, I only know that the weight of the fat man has been through all these years, and the bar has soared, and the title of the fat man has been buckled, and it has not changed for so many years.

As for the third uncle, it is the treasure of our dormitory, a famous scholar, but he acts too old-fashioned, just like the ancient teacher, but he is quite righteous, only occasionally naughty and arrogant, plus his name is Li Sansheng, really fucking domineering, so he directly gave him a nickname called the third uncle, and he is also good, he doesn't pay attention to these red tape etiquette, that's it.

Usually there are four people in the dormitory, but there are only three people in my dormitory, and because there is another brother who has taken a leave of absence, this does not make room for us.

Anyway, the fat man and I are still making trouble unrelentingly, tossing about this half of the story, who knows that the third uncle is talking endlessly at the moment, and interrupted the two of us: "Do you two know about the flower Xie Ling?" ”

This is a matter of hanging the neck and swallowing saliva, the fat man and I immediately extinguished the flames of war, turned the war into a jade silk, looked at the third uncle and asked again and again: "What's wrong, what is the matter, what is the matter?" ”

The third uncle looked at me and the fat man's excited eyes, shook his head again and again, and sighed: "What's wrong with you two, you just mentioned a name, why are you so excited, if you see a real person, can you two hold it?" ”

The fat man was energetic now, and immediately approached the third uncle, held the third uncle's hand and said, "Uncle, what's the matter, you go on, and after speaking, take your brother and pretend to force your brother to fly." ”

The third uncle still shook his head, expressed his helplessness to the fat man, and said slowly: "Do you know that corner café? ”

The fat man's head was like a rattle, and he nodded again and again: "I know, I know." ”

"In the past few days, I have been in that café, and in the evening, I saw our tie flowers staying in that café ・・・・・・."

Speaking of this, the fat man and I couldn't help but glance at each other, and then looked at the third uncle together, at this moment the fat man couldn't bear it at all, and took the lead in getting excited, and indiscriminately pointed at the third uncle's nose and scolded: "I'm going, I always say what are you doing these nights, you fucking go outside to ride a horse and gallop, eat wine and drink meat without taking a few brothers, what do you mean?" It's not high to treat the people in our dormitory as grasshoppers, right? ”

"You misunderstood, how can I have the money to go there! If I have the money, I'll invite you! The third uncle hurriedly explained.

"Is this pulling a donkey or a horse?"

The fat man is already completely disdainful.

When I heard this, I felt that what the third uncle said was reasonable, but I didn't feel sad, and I couldn't help sighing, and said, "Then don't you hit Hatche, take a big breath, what are you talking about?" The eldest lady of the daughter is going there, do we have the money to go, it is a place to burn money, you tell me the news, isn't this tantamount to staring? ”

"Can you two be a little patient, listen to me finish speaking, can you two express your opinions again, this is a fork, my thinking is going astray." The third uncle took a deep breath and looked at me and the fat man.

The fat man and I secretly agreed, and motioned for the third uncle to continue.

"You guys, it's all misunderstood, I don't have the money to go there to spend, but recently I changed jobs, I'm just working there as an hourly worker, doing chores, this is not a few days and a few days at night, you can see our department of the flower Xie Ling squatting there, ordering something, until two o'clock in the morning, that is, when we close before leaving slowly, like losing my soul, last night was the third night, I saw that her face was very haggard, so I went up to talk to him, guess what she told me?"

"How?"

"She said she was afraid, I asked her what she was afraid of, she actually told me that she was afraid to go home, it's funny, I don't think this is not a way, don't I want to discuss it with the two of you, as the saying goes, three stinkers are worth one Zhuge Liang!"

I looked at the fat man, and the fat man also looked at me, and I looked at the two times, and the fat man spoke first: "Oh, it's not good, I'm afraid that there is, don't you dare to go home?" ”

When the third uncle heard this, he was surprised, and after half a sound, he said slowly: "No, then Xie Ling looks very well-behaved and polite, how could she do such a thing?" ”

"You don't know about this, let me, a scumbag, give you a tutor, this woman, ・・・・・・."

"Third uncle, don't listen to the fat man's death, he has only been good at kung fu all these years, and he has zero actual experience, what he just said was pure nonsense." Looking at the fat man's face, I directly interrupted the fat man's words.

After hearing this, the third uncle also felt that it was very reasonable, and said: "I don't believe that Xie Ling would do such a thing, there must be something unspeakable." ”

"You're the same as I thought, in that case, then can you get me and the fat man in tonight and see what the situation is, this can't be figured out, right!"

The fat man suddenly looked at me and the third uncle with disdain, and said aggressively: "What's the situation, what's the situation, what do you figure out, you know what kind of fart you are farting as soon as you pout your ass, and you have to find so many reasons for yourself to be a girl, it's really difficult for the two of you." ”

The third uncle suddenly smiled and said: "Actually, it's difficult for the two of you, I just have two colleagues who are not there tonight, and I want to find two people to work on duty. ”

I instantly glanced at the fat man, looked at the third uncle together, and said in unison: "You are using a soft girl to hang a tough guy, looking for a guy!" ”

The fat man looked like a crooked melon and cracked dates, and muttered: "your third uncle and grandmother, it's fake to take us to pick up girls, and the top class is real, you are a double eagle, ruthless enough!" ”

"Are you going or not?"

The fat man pretended to be impatient and said, "If there is anything that you can't go, you can go to this juncture and go for a while." ”

The third uncle suddenly looked at me, and I smiled bitterly: "The fat people are gone, it's impossible for me to stay here alone and keep the empty room!" (To be continued.) )