179|Fifteenth Rescue

After the wedding of Wanxian League, Shao Zongyan and Yan Hanjiang embarked on the road of brushing weddings and filming documentaries everywhere. Qingjing, as the host of the show and the host of the wedding, always followed them, while Mr. Shen perched on Qingjing's shoulder, taking pictures with him, and recorded the interactive shots of the newlyweds without landing for a moment. Sometimes the accommodation conditions are not good, the walls of the hotel room are too thin, and the two seniors will also intimately remind the newcomers to keep their voices smaller, so as not to accidentally record it and embarrass everyone.

Shao Daochang regretted doing this show a little in order to save money, but he didn't expect that more embarrassment was yet to come.

The marriage customs of the small world are also ever-changing. They each held a traditional wedding in the hometown of Zongzheng Small World and Qihua Small World on both sides, and then the documentary Si Xue was engaged in selecting the small world that had not been on the show to hold the wedding.

In some worlds, marriage customs are very strange.

Their first wedding was held in the Wing Celestial City of Nanhua's small world, and according to local custom, the two grooms, dressed in colorful clothes made of bird feathers, flew to the cloud steps floating in mid-air with sharp knives to fight, and relatives and friends watched below. After the two sides are bloody and the winner is divided, the winner embraces the loser, and from then on, the loser will have to lie under the winner and give birth to each other.

The two newcomers intersected sharply on the stage, you came and went, demonstrating an affectionate fake fight, and it didn't take long for Shao Daochang to take the long knife out of his hand, so that Yan Hanjiang suppressed him. There were also a bunch of local guests watching and shouting enthusiastically for them to finish on the cloud stairs on the spot. Although the host will pinch the broadcast at the critical moment, he will not force them to snap in public, but according to the wedding customs, they can't go down, and they must stay on the stage until the sunrise time the next day.

Shao Daochang lay between the feathers on the ground and swore fiercely: "When I go back, I will shoot a few geese, roast goose wings, smoke goose legs and eat, this birdman world is really not good!" ”

Yan Hanjiang lowered his head and kissed him, lay side by side in the feathers, and with a stroke of his hands, he put away the gorgeous wool clothes on the two of them: "This can also make a few feather dusters, otherwise it will be good to wrap them into a feather fan in summer." In the future, he will really be a househusband, and he has to live a careful life, and he can't live a day at a time as careless as he did before he got married.

After the wedding of Nanhua Small World, it is a small world not far away.

The wedding custom here is to recruit relatives by martial arts, and the bride's side will hold a grand competition to invite kings and princes of various countries to compete together, and the winning party at the venue can get the bride's favor. But if the bride doesn't like a candidate, and this person has to marry, she can directly grab the bride, and all the groom candidates can grab the bride with him in the process of snatching. If the robber can overcome the crowd and snatch the bride back to his kingdom, the mother's family will later recognize the wedding and give the dowry; But if the bride is robbed halfway, or killed by rivals, you can only settle your destiny.

The wedding was held in a circular hall where a fire was lit, priests sat around the fire reciting unintelligible hymns, and maids and servants threw flowers and pink into the air to worship the gods.

For the sake of the good looks of the picture, Shao Zongyan is responsible for the role of being robbed. He wore a silk dress with his arms, chest, waist, and legs exposed, and jewelry covered in gold and precious stones, sitting in the middle of a seat covered with gold leaf, raising his chin slightly, his eyes swept over the princes around him, and he applauded solemnly, waiting for the official start of this recruitment meeting.

He has a bright complexion, and he can hold up any clothes, and it is not too inconsistent with such heavy makeup and glamorous decorations.

Yan Hanjiang sat on the throne directly opposite him, wearing a golden armor, silk trousers and the main waist, also showing his arms and legs, carrying bows and arrows and swords, and his momentum was greater than that of the princes.

The host, Qingjing, sat on the most luxurious throne among them, and announced the official start of the ceremony to all the local guests who came to participate in the election: "According to the ancient rites, all kings and princes can show their strength at the ceremony, who can snatch it-" He stretched out his hand to Shao Zongyan, smiled slightly, and vaguely slurred the word "he", and only said: "I will give him this newly built city as a dowry." ”

Several brave princes stood up on the spot, walked up to Shao Zongyan and expressed their love to him, and then went down to challenge other suitors for him. He shook the gorgeous feather fan in his hand, did not say anything, only glanced at Yan Hanjiang ambiguously, and chuckled through the fan to see what he did.

Yan Hanjiang lifted the heavy sword and got up to finish for him. He had just left his seat, but the situation on the field was changing, and a prince who was ignored by Shao Zongyan suddenly took out a long axe and slashed around twice, raised his hand to grab his arm and dragged him out, intending to rob the marriage on the spot!

The soldiers accompanying him immediately took out their weapons to help him repel the surrounding princes, Yan Hanjiang raised his foot and stepped on the fence to jump over to grab someone, and the host hurriedly reminded him in the sea of knowledge: "Marriage customs!" The local wedding customs allow to rob relatives, and you have to fully show the wonderful picture of the wedding! ”

The prince's retinue had already driven the car over, and the prince pulled Shao Zongyan and jumped into the car, letting the coachman drive towards the outside of the city. Some of the surrounding suitors raised their knives and axes, and some opened their bows and arrows to shoot at this side, Shao Zongyan shrank on the other side of the car and looked dazzled, while listening to Qingjing explain the local custom of snatching relatives......

Well, robbing a pro?

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, which was numbed by this long and boring faint ceremony, Shao Zongyan got up and grabbed the arm of the prince beside him, and pushed it out a little harder.

A strong man of 100 catties was pushed alive into the pool in the middle of the venue, and Shao Daochang's left hand quickly stretched out to pick up the reins of the horse, and pushed the coachman down, and he controlled the reins and drove the horse to the right. The suitors who were already fighting were startled by the bride's sudden outburst, and the knife and axe that had been slashed at the rival did not have time to be withdrawn, and slashed at his unprotected neck, which instantly caused a scream in the room.

Shao Zongyan took out a battle pestle from the weapon basket next to the car, casually removed the attacking weapon, shook the reins, and let the two horses in front of the car turn towards the other side of the venue.

At this time, Yan Hanjiang still didn't know what he was going to do? The host is not easy to speak! He got up from his seat, pressed his hand on the railing, and flew lightly through the air halfway through the room, landing on the two-wheeled carriage with gold carvings and jade ornaments. Shao Zongyan put his arm around his waist with one hand, opened his eyes and smiled excitedly: "Since the local marriage custom is to rob relatives, then I robbed you, and you will be my person in the future!" ”

The people who robbed the relatives and the people who robbed them changed too quickly, and the kings and princes who came to ask for the kiss were confused. It wasn't until the chariot was about to leave the venue that the owner of the new city and the wedding celebrant trotted out, and the people who came to attend the ceremony reacted and ordered their men to drive.

Outside the gate is a straight avenue that leads to the wilderness outside the city. Shao Zong simply threw the reins, let the horse run out along the road, grabbed Yan Hanjiang's shoulders in cold armor, and pressed his face against him in the bumps. Lips and teeth intersected, the warm human body slowly warmed the skin of the cold scales of the dragon clan, Yan Hanjiang casually wiped off the armor and threw it on the car, backhanded him into his arms, his fingers ran over the clear outline of the naked and exposed abdominal muscles, and with the cover of his body, he lightly picked on the waistband of Shao Zongyan's pants that were slightly lower.

No way! Mr. Shen is recording the video in the back!

Shao Zongyan subconsciously pressed his lower abdomen, but Yan Hanjiang supported the car wall with one hand, and pressed his hand behind him with the other hand, trapping him between his body and the car wall, and laughed in a low voice: "It's okay, Mr. Shen, they won't shoot this, they will edit it later." Besides, it's such a long road, so it doesn't matter if we waste a little time......"

Before he finished speaking, a mechanical woman's voice came from Shao Zongyan's mind: "It has been detected that there is a Xiuxian version customer whose life is in danger, please prepare for rescue by the customer service staff." ”

The pale golden teleportation array Jiang Ru fell from overhead, enveloping the two of them along with the car. Qing Jing, who was presiding over the venue, instantly sensed that the breath of the two of them was no longer in this realm, and hurriedly slapped a flying sword on his waist, and the body and sword turned into a streamer and chased out, and Shen Pingshan fell on his sword halfway, shook his head and said: "The teleportation has been activated, and it is too late to chase it, so let's finish filming this side first, and then find the Thousand Mirage Pavilion to star locate when they settle down, and go over to hold the next wedding." ”

Fortunately, the grooms should have fought before, and they should have eloped, and they would have taken back the city with a few empty shots.

The two members of the filming team cleaned up the aftermath in the small world of dust, but the lifeguards fell into a dazzling white snow shirtless and with their legs bare. The surrounding snow and dust were blown by the wind to fill the field of vision, and the cold wind mixed with ice particles cut across the skin, Shao Zongyan squinted his eyes and looked out, only to find the golden light emitted by the game client behind the thick wind and snow.

He pulled his foot out of the snow and walked as lightly as a ski to the client who was bound to the wooden cross, and touched the other person's face with a hand that was still hot in the last small world.

The face was a little hard and cold, and the breathing was intermittent, but the eyeballs could still be felt trembling slightly under the eyelids, which showed that the person was not dead. Shao Zongyan took out a chopping knife and cut the hemp rope that bound the customer's hands, feet and neck, untied the person and wrapped him in a space blanket, hugged him horizontally and walked to a sheltered mountain cliff, grabbed the snow and slowly rubbed the skin on his hands and feet.

Yan Hanjiang also walked over, cleared out a clean ground, spread a few layers of space blankets and the feather wedding dress from the last marriage, took the thermometer to the customer's tuck, and took the initiative to consciously do what customer service should do. Shao Daochang rubbed the customer's skin red and hot, stuffed it into the quilt he had prepared, and praised him with satisfaction: "Brother Yan, you treat me so well, this is all my job, but you have done so much for me." ”

What's the matter, as a husband and wife, isn't it natural to share the work? Yan Hanjiang took out his dragon skin from the magic treasure bag and put it on for him, grabbed his calf that had just been frozen in the snow for a long time, and massaged it carefully and meticulously like he did to his customers.

It's just that Shao Zongyan is a young man, and now he is not afraid of the ordinary wind and snow in nature, so rubbing it is just a fun bet between the two, and he just plays for a while before the customer wakes up. Rubbing and rubbing, the client suddenly woke up, and seemed to be very alert to move, but his body was sluggish due to frostbite, and he cleared his mind before he could move, remembering that he was tied to a wooden frame and almost froze to death.

His eyes were wide open, as if tears were about to pour out of his eyes, and he was frozen into hard stubbornness by the cold wind all over the place, tilted his head to look at the customer service husband who was squatting beside him and rubbing his legs to show affection, and it took a while before he spoke: "...... Am I not dead yet? You saved me? Who are you...... Angels? ”

Angel? The last world is the ancestral spirit, do the customers of this world need them as angels? Shao Daochang seriously considered the customer's request, supported the back of his neck with one hand, grabbed the plush and warm feather blanket on the ground with the other, and said gently and reliably: "I am Shao Zongyan, the customer service of Yuanyang Canghua's large-scale online game, distinguished customer, I am here for you." I'm not an angel, but if you insist, I can show you a pair of wings from this feather coat. "If it's not white enough, you can bleach it and do it again.