Chapter 78: Future Mecha (10)
It was dark all the time, and the demon-like Xiao Nanzhang still didn't let them go. He hugged his arms and grinned, as if he was looking at them staggering: "The next batch!" β
Someone was turned and rolled down unconscious, and the demon pointed at his assistant teachers, Nunu, and immediately someone came over with a needle and gave him an injection on his head and face. Xiao Nanzhang came to wake him up again with a gun, and said casually: "The gene is not good~ Not up to standard~ What?" Unconscious? Well? Do you hear what I'm saying? Go back and lay the covers, do you understand? β
The man's eyes opened dimly, and he was carried back by his teaching assistants.
The whole brain of Atractylodes is turned into a mess! When you come down, you walk left and right, but you can't go back to the queue. Where can he still distinguish between east and west, north and south! The whole person is stupid!
Xiao Nanzhang approached slowly, the muzzle of the gun against his chest, Baizhu finally found a point of strength, and leaned forward on the muzzle with a saved body to find a balance. Xiao Nan was happy: "Dare to rely on the muzzle?" β
Baizhu's whole person was confused, every qiΔ in front of him was turning, he opened a pair of mosquito coil eyes, in fact, he couldn't see anything, and he repeated stupidly: "Thank you, thank you"
Xiao Nanzhang sneered, too lazy to talk to the dizzy person again. Since Baizhu's consciousness is still sober and his genes have not collapsed, it means that he has reached the standard of a military cadet, although he is a little surprised, but he will no longer regard Baizhu as a pampered young master. Xiao Nanzhang withdrew the gun.
The dizzy Baizhu, the support points of the whole body leaned on a piece of wood (muzzle) that I didn't know what, the wood shrank in, and the Baizhu didn't react and fell forward, just throwing into Xiao Nanzhang's arms.
The sudden weight made Xiao Nanzhang push back two steps to stabilize his body, and Baizhu didn't know what he was holding, only that he didn't fall down, it was this person who caught him, and kept repeating his eyes in a circle and said, "Thank you, thank you"
Xiao Nanzhang sighed, and unhappily ripped off the hands that wrapped Baizhu around his neck, Baizhu lost his strength, and the whole person slid down like soft noodles, and then hugged Xiao Nanzhang's thighs.
Xiao Nanzhang: (β°_β―)#
"You guys!" Xiao Nanzhang yelled at the teaching assistants who were watching the excitement on the sidelines, "It's over! Pull him away! Don't let him vomit on Lao Tzu's lap!! β
The teaching assistants came over to pull people around.
- Of course, it is not only Xiao Nanzhang who will feel ashamed of this experience in the future ==.
After turning in a circle, I took them to the training ground for a run, and the beautiful name is that the wind blows sober and sober, and they are even more dizzy when they run, but they can recognize people.
Finally let them go back to dinner.
Baizhu held his head, staggered to the dormitory, and looked to the side, they were all masters who walked two steps and shook three times, like a group of drunkards. I went straight back to the dormitory, and my stomach was still churning. Baizhu walked straight towards the bed, planning to take a shower and lie down for a while.
however
A bed of garbage.
Baizhu was silent, and his face was gloomy.
After a while, Ke Zhan came back with his support for the wall, and saw Bai Shu looking at him with a gloomy face: "Did you do it?" β
"What?"
"My bed."
Ke Zhan sneered, full of disdain.
Baizhu asked, "Is that you?" β
"What if it's me? A pariah! Ke Zhan said in disgust, looking at Baizhu, coupled with the churning in his stomach, he couldn't wait to vomit it.
Baizhu grinned: "It's you who didn't hit the wrong person!" As he spoke, he pounced, raised his fist, and punched him in the face!
Thought I'd put up with it?
Think I'm a bully?
Think I'm going to dare to make an inch if I don't bother with you these days? Ha?
Dare to dump garbage on my bed! I Bai Qi dares to dirty my bed, and I will beat it together! You're a bird!!
Baizhu beats people, that's experience! If you don't die, you will lose three layers of skin! You can't take care of yourself when you are beaten!!
Atractylodes has a slight cleanliness habit, this kind of cleanliness is not a little dirty in the traditional sense, he is fine to roll the mud himself, that is, the bed can not be dirty! A little dirt can make him diaphragm for half a day. - The quilt is the warmest place in the world, how can it be defiled by dust?
Bai Qi didn't dare to sit on his bed in his pants.
You kid! Courageous!!
***********************************************************
Late at night, Xiao Nanzhang's office.
It is wide and bright, and it is very similar to the layout of Sikong Zhuo's office that Baizhu saw. The difference is that there is more than one desk here, next to Xiao Nanzhang's huge desk, there are five or six small tables, on which the text is densely packed, it is obvious that although he is off work now, there are obviously people behind those desks who have worked.
"So? What's going on? Xiao Nanzhang leaned on the back of the chair, and his two long legs crossed on the desk, "Why did the alarm go off?" β
"Xiao Jiang! It's atractylodes! It's he who beats people! If I don't go off the siren again! I'm going to be beaten to death by him!" Ke Zhan made a report with a swollen pig's face.
Xiao Nanzhang frowned: "Little Master Bai! If you don't make me angry for a while, you won't be able to sleep well, will you?! β
Baizhu was silent and did not say anything. On the contrary, Ke Zhan seemed to have heard something terrible, his eyes widened, and the hand pointing at Baizhu slowly retracted.
"Atractylodes. Why hit someone? Xiao Nanzhang asked.
"Ke Zhan takes out the garbage in my bed." Atractylodes eyes look at the nose, nose looks at the heart, and says one by one.
"Oh." Xiao Nanzhang thought of that scene, laughed a little gloatingly, and then said, "Oh." That's the time to fight. β
He said to Ke Zhan again: "Have you fought back?" β
Ke Zhan was no longer as straightforward as he was just now, and said carefully: "I, I can't beat him." β
Baizhu stood straight and didn't say a word.
"Hmm." Xiao Nanzhang's expression became stern, "If you encounter such a thing in the future, you are not allowed to press the alarm." The alarm is for you to call for help when your life is in danger, and if you have to press it if you have a fight, isn't it going to sound every day?! - But the punishment is also to be punished. - You two will switch beds tonight. β
On the way back, Ke Zhan thought of heaven and man fighting, struggled for a long time, and got closer: "General Xiao will call you young master, which young master are you?" β
Baizhu glanced at him: "I'm a pariah." β
"No, no, no, Xiao will not be called that if you are a pariah. You are certainly not a pariah. β
"Is it all you saying, what does it have to do with me?" Baizhu glanced at him coldly and strode towards the dormitory.
Ke Zhan in the back fell into a state of hard thought, and after a while, he recalled that when he was running in the afternoon, Bai Shu told him that he was the son of Marshal Bai, is it really - no, no, Marshal Bai has only one son, who is a guard next to the second prince, how can he be here! - Bastard? But in the empire, illegitimate children are generally not recognized by nobles, what kind of person is Xiao Jiang, and if he is called a little master, he will definitely not be an illegitimate child, so what is it?
Thinking about it, there are only 3 families surnamed Bai in the imperial capital, Bai Guangze, the generalissimo of the three armies, Bai Qifeng, the financial executive officer of the imperial capital, and a businessman surnamed Bai. Ke Zhan thought about Baizhu's usual behavior, and he didn't see any aristocratic behavior, so he concluded that he must be from the merchant surnamed Bai!
It's just that even if he is a businessman, he can stand in a place like the imperial capital, much higher than him, a commoner from District 15! It's ridiculous that he has always regarded the other party as a pariah, looks down on him, and I don't know if the other party's psychology is laughing at his blindness.
Ke Zhan regretted it a little. Baizhu doesn't think so much, and he doesn't laugh at anyone. He got angry, got angry, and decided to stay away from the man. That's it.
Baizhu has a different desire for bed, and can't stand that his bed is dirty, and he can't bear to sleep in a nasty person's bed. - Fortunately, Sikong Zhuo ordered him a nutrition cabin, and Baizhu planned to spend the night there.
As a result, the so-called nutrition cabin turned out to be even more comfortable than expected!
(ββ½β)
Baizhu lay down happily, thought about it, opened the learning materials on the PIC, activated the hourglass, and began to study.
Instantaneous reversal of time and space. As soon as Baizhu opened his eyes, it was as if he had come to a void world. The surroundings were white, and a female teacher with long hair and big breasts with glasses stood in front of him wearing a uniform and holding a whip. In heaven and earth, there are only the two of them.
"High-tech!" Baizhu sighed.
"Is the basic setting the same as before?" The sound of emptiness seemed to come from the edge of the world. A three-dimensional panel suddenly appeared in front of Baizhu.
Baizhu took a look, several basic settings, including a lot of messy space and time, and all kinds of incomprehensible theorems. He only saw the last image setting, and after thinking about it, the image of this mature female teacher was really not his thing, so he said: "Except for the image setting, everything else is the same as before." β
"Good. Please set your persona. β
How to say it. As a human being, Baizhu naturally also has some secret poking psychology. Since he can set an image, of course he wants to set an image that he likes. Later to teach up also (blushing
What do atractylodes like? Atractylodes likes soft girls.
Baizhu blushed, looked on the panel, and set it up.
Gender: Female.
Stature: Petite.
Personality: Gentle.
Appearance: Baizhu blinked and chose to be beautiful.
Every time he changed, the image of the female teacher standing in front of him changed, and when he got here, the image in front of him had completely changed into a petite and beautiful, gentle soft girl.
There are many specific options below, such as adjusting height, weight, and fine adjustment of facial features, Baizhu looked at the villain in front of him and was already very satisfied, and said, "That's it." Just press this button. In the lower right corner of the page, a gleaming hexagon.
- Actually, it was the dice of the Maca star.
Baizhu knows a ghost! Hey, hey, the dice look like that!!
But there's no way to regret it later. Baizhu innocently and romantically stretched out his hand and pressed it, with infinite expectations. A flash of light flashed, the panel turned into a horizontal line and disappeared, and a handsome man in a black leather coat, black boots, and a leather whip in his hand, with a ghostly face appeared in front of him.
Atractylodes Ξ£(Β°β³Β°|||) οΈ΄
The man raised his head and looked at him like an ant, and his voice was very magnetic: "You, that's what I'm going to teach," he paused, "the object of teaching?" β
You just said tuning/training! You're definitely talking about tuning/coaching!
Baizhu said expressionlessly, "I want to change my image." β
"Tsk." The man took the folded leather whip in his hand and tapped his left palm impatiently, "Once set, it can't be repaired." Otherwise, they're all going to pinch people and play! Who still learns! β
ββ
"There's not much time, let's get started. - It's 9:23 p.m., please set a study time. β
Baizhu didn't know if it would be like military training in the middle of the night, and he didn't dare to set it for too long, so he hesitated: "Just an hour." β
"Tsk, that's lazy."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on the head of Baizhu!
"In terms of proportion, we now have about 1 day of study. Take this book. As he spoke, a book appeared out of thin air and floated in front of Baizhu's eyes. Atractylodes caught it.
"Standard textbook for the first grade of primary school?"
"Yes. I was also surprised that this was the first time I had met an adult who was going to start classes in the first grade. β
Baizhu complained: "Are you surprised by this kind of feeling?"
"From now on, time it for an hour, and since your IQ has just been scanned, the following tasks are within the range you can complete. Please don't shirk. - Memorize the areas of the red line on pages 1 to 30 of the book. I'll check in an hour, and if there's a mistake," he said, tapping the whip in his hand, two words coming out of his thin lips, "corporal punishment." β
Baizhu raised his head and looked at him confidently: "Then you will definitely not be able to punish him~" raised the book in his hand, "It won't take an hour, just give me five minutes." My memory has always been good! β
"Oh?" The man's expression became playful, "In that case, I'll teach you better." It's still an hour, and there are three books here, and the red threads in them are all memorized. β
Baizhu: TT, what do you say are you pretending!
Three books, the sky is dark on the back of Baizhu.
Fortunately, his memory was reliable, and an hour later, when the perverted-looking man came to check the task, Baizhu recited it like a flowing stream.
"Good. Let's move on to the next phase. The man seemed satisfied, "Now, sue me, after reciting, are there any concepts that you don't understand?" β
These three first-grade books are all basic, and there are some things that Baizhu doesn't understand in the front, and there are relevant explanations on the following pages. So there are relatively few things that really come out.
However, although this man wears a leather coat and holds a leather whip, the image is more thunderous, but it is also worthy of being a learning machine made by the most high-end technology. If you have any questions, you will be able to answer some questions that are not easy to explain clearly, and you will use holographic video to bring atractylodes to understand it in depth.
"It took 2 hours and 15 minutes, and the first grade course was all over." The man said, his eyebrows flying diagonally into his sideburns raised, "It's fast." Commendable. Leaning over, he grabbed Baizhu's chin and leaned closer. Baizhu's face turned red: "Hey, hey, hey!" What are you doing?! β
"Reward!" He said, a magnetic male voice and flying hormonal factors wafting in his ears, "Isn't this the reward set?" β
As she spoke, she kissed him on the lips.
Baizhu's whole face was steaming, and he desperately turned his head sideways and pressed his hand against it: "Who the set this reward!" What the hell is this reward!! Suddenly, a flash of inspiration, "Isn't it Sikong Zhuo?!" Is it the reward he set?! β
The man let go of him: "The last user was indeed him." But since you haven't changed it, haven't you continued to use it by default? β
Baizhu thought of the long-haired and big-breasted female teacher in the initial interface with a black line on his face, Sikong Zhuo is still really
But come to think of it, if you really change to the kind of soft girl that Baizhu likes, this reward system is still great!
It's just == this guy forget it.
***********************************************************
"In that case, please change the reward and punishment system."
A panel appeared in front of him, and Baizhu looked at it, and the reward column on it read: Sweet kiss, and the punishment column read: Whipping of Love.
it, I seem to know something terrible!
It turns out that Sikong Zhuo's taste is like this?!
That's right! That guy is a man and a man, and he is forbidden to watch Xiao Huangwen with relish!
Baizhu clicked on the drop-down option with a black face and found a piece that looked normal: rest and relax. As a bonus. As for the punishment of Atractylodes, he is relatively strict with himself, but he has no interest in any kind of love whipping, love corporal punishment, and love chaos. Finally found a less perverted-looking one: Forced study in the small black house.
It's just that if you close the small black house, it's still acceptable. And the compulsory learning later can also help him in his learning. However, Baizhu is still more confident that he will never be stupid enough to trigger punishment! Fist!
"The settings are generated, and the modification is complete. Do you want to use the bonus opportunity you just got now? The man spoke.
Baizhu hesitated for a moment, but it was completely unnecessary to rest, after all, he came here to study: "No need, continue to study." β
"Hmm." The man looked at him with satisfaction, and with a wave of his hand, several books fell from the air in front of him with a pop, "The curriculum of primary school is relatively simple, let's speed up the progress." Here are 9 books for ages 2 to 4, three hours. β
Baizhu flipped through it, the curriculum of the primary school was sparse, and there were not many red lines, so he said: "Two hours is enough." β
The man struck the whip, and the boots clicked as he walked away: "As you wish." β
Two hours later, a handsome man figure appeared and looked at him: "Can you carry it?" β
Baizhu cleared his throat: "Come on." β
Due to the large number of books, the way of checking and reciting has become a man saying a word, and Baizhu is on the back.
This void world relies on the hourglass as a medium to filter the world, and relies on the brain of Baizhu to construct the void. It's like you've had a dream in which you've lived your whole life and you've only been awake for five minutes. Modern technology can't fully compare the time ratio of dreams, but technology has made something that dreams can't form - memories.
Learning in the hourglass, everything you have learned will be recorded in your mind, as profound as reality, and will not be forgotten in an instant like a dream. And here, every discomfort in the body will be alleviated, after all, this is the virtual world. Some people who have lost their legs and are blind are strong supporters of such a holographic world, and this is the truth. Because they are sound in the world dominated by spiritual power such as holographic online games, it is equivalent to being reborn!
The body outside of Atractylodes is tired like anything, and it has already fallen into the body repair in the moisturization of the nutrient solution, and the spirit here is full of energy, and the memory seems to be better than before! It's almost really unforgettable!
Baizhu answered very cheerfully, like an arm and a finger, and knowledge jumped jubilantly in his mind, nothing could be more sufficient!
The man stopped asking and nodded, "Very good, move on to the next stage." Are there any questions in the book? β
That's a lot of learning! After more than an hour of explanation, the lessons for grades 1 to 4 of primary school are finally finished!
Baizhu rubbed his temples, and it was still a little nerve-wracking to keep going to class.
The man in front of him hooked the corners of his mouth, and a smile appeared on his not very decent face: "The temporary task has been successfully completed." Commendable. β
Baizhu stretched: "Can you rest for a while now?" Can you change me into a big bed? As he spoke, a white and soft king-size bed appeared behind Baizhu. Atractylodes went back.
The man threw the leather whip back, and the leather whip disappeared in the air, smiling at the evil charm of Baizhu, who was particularly sassy/bagging, and actually took off his shirt by himself!
Baizhu's eyes widened and he panicked: "Wait, wait! What are you doing?! You you, you don't come here!! β
After the man took off his clothes, he β‘β‘ out his sturdy upper body, and wore black leather pants on his lower body, and his silver-trimmed belt hung diagonally. He moved the joints of his hands, and the corners of his mouth pulled an evil smile to approach: "What are you doing?" Rest β~Loose β~"
"Ahhhh!!!!h
Baizhu shouted and rolled away: "What a broken hourglass!" It's not normal! Is this how everyone in the royal family learns?! β
The man behind him pressed on his shoulder, and Baizhu was shocked!
"Tsk, what do you want? ~" A magnetic male voice sounded in his ears, "It's just a massage." Rest and relax~"
Baizhu was stunned like a fool.
Large hands behind him began to rub his shoulders. It's just a spiritual world, but it can make people want to sigh comfortably.
"I" Baizhu was a little embarrassed, but I didn't know what to say.
"The leather clothes are tight, and it is inconvenient." The man explained, "Lie down." β
"But aren't you from the virtual world? Will you also have the problem of tight clothes? Baizhu lay down and asked curiously.
The man glanced at him, his eyes were dark and deep, and his eyes were slender and evil, and he raised his eyebrows: "It's set like this." As he spoke, he rode on the waist of Baizhu with his long legs!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Massage."
Atractylodes black line: "Do you have to press it like this?"
The man smiled at him, "That's itβit's you, what are you thinking?" Well? β
ββ
If you think about it, the other party is also a virtual person. There is no emotion and no thinking, but the development of science and technology has given them the appearance of being similar to human beings on the surface, and most of the actions and personalities that come out of the expression are also set, which belongs to the stress reflex and have no real self-awareness.
Baizhu thought, gradually relaxing. The other party is just a virtual program like an NPC, what kind of shyness is he!