Chapter Twenty-Six: The Divine Doctor Bi Tuo
During lunch, Cui'er and Pan'er, the two little girls, exchanged heads and ears, and from time to time there was a "shhhhhh Mother Han couldn't bear it anymore and scolded, "What are you two doing? Still not eating well? As soon as the mother was angry, the timid Pan'er shrank her neck and obediently picked up the rice. Cui'er was not afraid of Mother Han, and explained to Mother Han with a smile: "Mom, we met the eldest lady's guest today, and he is a very powerful grandfather." He learned many kinds of bird calls, and all the birds we catch today are attracted by his calls. Later, we roasted the birds with the condiments prepared by the eldest lady for the old grandfather, and he promised to teach us to learn bird calls in the future. ”
Han's mother also heard for the first time that there were young lady's guests in this village. "When did the lady invite the guests? Why haven't you heard her mention it? In fact, Zhihua didn't mean to hide it from everyone, after she wrote the letter and handed it to Shen Ze that day, she had already put aside the matter and stopped caring about it, and she didn't even ask who Shen Ze arranged to live in, and now she didn't remember that she had such a guest.
Cui'er saw that Mother Han had never heard of this person, and immediately became suspicious: "Hey, why hasn't Mother Han heard of this either?" Did the old man lie to us? ”
Pan'er saw that there was no anger on her mother's face, so she dared to interject: "It's not a lie!" Grandpa didn't lie! When the old man spoke to them, his eyes never flickered, although he liked to laugh at the two of them, but there was no malice at all, so Pan'er was very sure of his own judgment.
Han's mother also knew her daughter's ability, and she was a little relieved when she heard this: "Let's eat, after a while, Miss will ask her if there is such a person after eating, and you will know if the old man is a liar." ”
Unexpectedly, Zhihua was also surprised when she heard this: "The guest I invited? Still living here for more than a year? After thinking about it carefully, Zhihua suddenly realized that it was the person Shen Ze had said that he would place in her village. I see, he's my guest, but I didn't expect him to be an old man. ”
"Does the young lady want to see him? Listening to Jiang Zhong, this old man often goes out, and when he goes out, it will be several days. Mother Han thought, anyway, she is also a guest who has been staying for more than a year, and she was invited by the young lady herself, so how can she meet again.
"No, he doesn't have to worry about his business. When the time comes, he will go himself. We are providing him with a place to live. ”
Jiang Zhong's wife, Lin, hurriedly walked from the outer courtyard at this time.
"Miss Qiyu, Shen Gongzi is here, and he is in the outer courtyard now. Shen Gongzi brought about 20 people, and the husband had arranged the kitchen to cook lunch for them. ”
Shen Ze is here? Is it here to pick up the old man? Zhihua was thoughtful.
"I see. Minyi and I live in the backyard, and it's inconvenient to meet guests, so just let Uncle Zhong greet them in the outer courtyard. ”
After receiving the order, the Lin family saluted and retired to arrange the hospitality.
However, there was a person she had no intention of meeting, but the other party found it herself.
"You little girl, aren't you Shen Ze's stinky boy good-looking? Why don't you go and see him? A loud voice suddenly sounded from the window, and then the owner of the voice opened the window and climbed through the window himself.
"Phew! You old disrespectful old thing, what nonsense is your mouth talking about? What enmity does our young lady have against you, that you should insult her in such a way! Mother Han blew up her hair and rushed up to tear the old guy's mouth.
The old man did not expect that a random sentence would attract a mad woman, and he had just come in through the window before he could gain a firm foothold, and the madwoman pounced on him, so frightened that he rolled on the spot on a donkey, and then avoided this pounce.
"Hey, hey, you crazy! Stop, stop! Mother Han couldn't pounce, and rushed over again with her persistent efforts, and her determination to tear the old man apart was extremely firm. The bad old man dodged again and again, but the space in the house was not spacious enough, so he could only rely on the round table in the house and the crazy woman to maneuver. This old man is extremely sensitive, Han's mother is to the left and he is to the right, and he can accurately judge whether the other party is a feint, the two of them circled around the table for more than ten times in one breath, Han's mother was panting but didn't even touch the corners of the other party's clothes.
After all, he was old, and the old man was also short of breath at the moment: "Crazy woman, you can't catch me!" After that, he actually stuck out his tongue and made a grimace.
That's really adding fuel to the fire. Mother Han was so angry that she directly lifted the table, stepped forward with an arrow, and grabbed the placket of the old man's clothes!
The old man himself didn't expect that Mother Han would actually lift the table in front of the young lady and be caught, and when she reacted, Mother Han's fist had already smashed over. The old man hurriedly covered his face and shouted with a bent voice: "Heroine spare her life!" ”
Zhihua, who was sitting on the edge of the bed watching the play, was amused by this voice and laughed, and saw that the old man's words just now were just open-mouthed and not malicious, so he stopped him loudly: "Mom, forget it." ”
The young lady spoke, and Han's mother put away her fists, but she didn't let go of the placket she was holding in her hand, and said angrily: "Don't apologize to my young lady yet!" Can you just talk that kind of bastard nonsense? ”
The old man's eyes rolled, and he said in his heart that a good man does not fight with a woman, and arched his hands towards Zhihua: "Miss forgive me!" The old student is used to being open-mouthed, and I hope that Miss will forgive me. ”
Zhihua was amused by this nondescript word "old student", and coughed dryly twice, and then smiled: "Since he knows that he is wrong, mother will let him go." ”
In Han's mother's opinion, the young lady is too soft-hearted, and she forgives this person so lightly. Reluctantly letting go of her hand, Mother Han reprimanded unwillingly: "Bad old man, you remember it for me, let me hear you talk nonsense in the future, I have to tear your mouth apart!" ”
The old man, like a child who had made a mistake and was reprimanded by his family, touched the back of his head in a sneering manner, and whispered like a mosquito crying: "Got it! Thinking that he would be embarrassed to spread it like this, he muttered again, "Crazy woman! As if this would prove that he was not afraid of this person.
The crazy woman's voice was too small, and Han's mother didn't hear it clearly: "What did you say?" ”
The old man's eyes widened innocently and shook his head vigorously, indicating that he had said nothing.
Zhihua also met this kind of old naughty boy for the first time, and only thought that this person was very funny: "Old man, Shen Gongzi is here to pick you up, right?" I wonder what you're doing here? ”
Only then did the old man remember the purpose of his coming here, and pursed his lips, looking angry: "I just knew that he came to pick me up, so I avoided you." Hmph, I left the old man here for more than a year, and now I remember to pick me up when I need to, so I won't go! Little girl, you borrow me to hide in this boudoir, as long as you don't say it, that stinky boy will never think of me hiding here. Speaking of the back, the old man was very complacent.
"Bi Tuo senior, who said you wouldn't have thought you were hiding here?" A sudden voice made the old man's smug expression freeze on his face. Stiffly looking at the door: "How did you find it?" ”
"The backyard in the whole Zhuangzi is the most inconvenient place for me to come, if you don't hide here, where else can you go?" Shen Ze's eyes smiled.
"The backyard is so big, why did you find this little girl in the room? Hmph, don't you say it'......" The old man didn't want to believe that his mind was so easy to guess, and asked like a dying struggle. Speaking of the back, when he saw the crazy woman staring at him, he was so frightened that he swallowed the words back.
Shen Ze didn't know about the previous commotion, and he didn't pay attention to the old man's question, and walked in and hugged his fists and saluted: "I've seen Miss Lu." With Shen Ze's identity, Zhihua didn't dare to accept this gift, and hurriedly got up and said: "Don't dare!" ”
Although I don't know what the identity of this Shen Gongzi is, he is a foreign man after all, and it is inconvenient to stay in the young lady's boudoir for a long time. Mother Han spoke very responsibly to drive people away: "Is Childe here to find this bad old man?" People are here, so take them away. Miss's boudoir is really not a place for hospitality. ”
Shen Ze didn't care about Mother Han's disrespectful words, but because of her loyalty to Miss Lu's family, she treated her very politely, and didn't stay long after apologizing, and took the old man to leave.
The strange old man, who was angry just now and said that he didn't want to go with Shen Ze, was as docile as a mouse seeing a cat at this moment, and followed Shen Ze very cooperatively.
After the two left, Han's mother suddenly recalled something: "Miss, just now Shen Gongzi called that bad old man...... Bi Tuo? She wondered if she had misheard, and asked the young lady for confirmation.
Zhihua thought about it carefully: "Hmm...... Indeed, it is called Bi Tuo. What's wrong Mama Han, have you heard of this name? ”
"The slave has indeed heard the name Bi Tuo...... I really can't imagine that the famous Bi Tuo is actually a bad old man! Seeing that the young lady was puzzled, and did not wait for her to ask, Han's mother took the initiative to introduce: "This Bi Tuo's reputation in the rivers and lakes is not small, and he is known as the first miracle doctor in the world. When he heard that he was still an apprentice, he vowed to aim for Hua Tuo and become a world-famous miracle doctor, so he named himself Bi Tuo, and his previous name has long been impossible to verify. ”
The world's first miracle doctor? Zhihua muttered these words, and suddenly became a little curious, "Mother Han, you shouldn't be much worse than his medical skills, right?" In Zhihua's heart, Mother Han is the most powerful doctor she has ever seen.
Although she was very disdainful of this bad old man, Mother Han still shook her head very honestly: "How can the slave compare to him. Although the slave maid has never seen him practice medicine, but the name of the world's first divine doctor is so loud, if his medical skills are only higher than that of the slave maid, he would have been robbed of this title long ago. ”
"Mom doesn't have to be presumptuous. I don't think you're much worse than him. Since you say that he is the first in the world, then you are the second in the world. Zhihua grinned, unabashedly admiring Han's mother.
Mother Han glanced at Miss with disgust: "Miss is making fun of people again!" If this word spreads, the slave maid will no longer be able to serve the young lady in the future, and the people who deal with the door-to-door challenges every day will not be busy. ”