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With the efforts of everyone in Class T, we finally cooked the fish soup when the sun set, and the chef's cooking skills are not covered, even the meow queen can serve them well, not to mention these students!

I remember that there is a psychologist in Lao Mei who divides people's needs into five levels, and people meet their physiological needs - after they are full, they need the needs of spiritual civilization, and it is normal for people! Confucius didn't even say anything: think about it warmly.

Of course, this game should be a bit far away for these children, after all, my official identity is a serious people's teacher, if I come with fifty-one people, and go back with more than sixty people, my sin will be great!

Everyone was bored, so a couple of girls begged me to tell them stories. Looking at their watery eyes, I couldn't help but open the conversation. Forget it, since the gentlemen want to open up, don't snub other children, so I cleared my throat and said: "The teacher is going to tell a story, if you want to listen to it, come over, it's not compulsory!" ”

To my surprise, the children crawled out one by one and looked at me around the fire.

Since we are Chinese teachers, we must not be timid in storytelling.

I smiled, clapped my hands and nodded: "Since Pangu opened the world, fairies, demons and Buddhas are all over the sky, if you want to listen to the story - the teacher will tell you Journey to the West!" ”

"Everyone has seen Journey to the West, right?" I asked with a smile.

"I've seen it!" The students shouted weakly, they thought that this talented teacher would tell them about the rivers and lakes, but they didn't expect to talk about "Journey to the West"!

"It's useless if you've seen it, there's definitely something you haven't understood! I should give you a make-up lesson today, sue you, you will never hear the Journey to the West I talked about, the exclusive secret recipe, all rights reserved, violators must be investigated! I chuckled.

Everyone laughed along with me, and while what I was saying might not have appealed to them, my sense of humor had clearly influenced them.

"Children, since you have all watched "Journey to the West", then I ask you why Tang Seng went to the West to learn scriptures? What is the purpose of this book? Is Tang Seng's purpose really to purify all sentient beings? I asked with a wicked smile on my face.

They were stunned when I asked, no one has ever thought about "Journey to the West" after watching "Journey to the West" for so many years!

"Teacher, isn't Tang Seng just to correct the Mahayana scriptures of Buddhism?" The ponytail head asked.

"Hey, of course not! This is a social novel, don't think of them as noble, and don't look at monsters or anything as bad - although most of them aren't very good! "What I answered is not what I asked.

"Since that's all I have to say, I'll tell you from the beginning - your level of knowledge is sufficient, so I'm not afraid that you won't understand. If I'm not mistaken, there is an answer in the original text of Journey to the West - so you should read carefully in the future, and swallowing dates is a big taboo. So how did this come about? At first, a dragon made a bet with a fortune teller that the dragon would violate the rules of heaven in order to win, and the Jade Emperor would kill the dragon, and it was Wei Zheng who executed it. ”

"Tang Taizong's subordinates!" Someone interjected.

"Yes, this dragon doesn't want to die, so he asked Tang Taizong to let him drag Wei Zheng, and Tang Taizong looked at it: Hey! There are dragons! I promised to find Wei Zheng for tea at noon that day, Wei Zheng couldn't drag it out, so he went, but he was anxious, so he pretended that his head hurt and took a nap, and while he was sleeping, Wei Zheng killed the dragon out of his body. This dragon died and felt aggrieved, so he wanted to seek revenge on Tang Taizong, and even killed Tang Taizong. Tang Taizong Li Shimin was startled when he walked around the underworld, and after returning to his soul, he hurriedly organized people to hold a land and water conference -- Tang Seng came to eat and drink at this time. I explained in layman's terms.

The children's eyes were shining, and what I said was definitely much more interesting than reading a book: "Teacher, what then? ”

"The land and water conference found a group of monks to eat and drink, and one of them had to be selected, and the criteria were root and virtue. This found Tang Seng - the background of Tang Seng is not worse than yours, your family has a little money at most, in the eyes of Tang Seng you are at most quite talented, and you are the second generation of Zhengbajingguan! His father is the champion of the new department, as long as he is sent abroad, he is a provincial and ministerial-level official, and his grandfather is a first-level cadre of the central government, and he is normal! Do you think this level is high? I asked.

"Indeed!" Someone pondered.

Tang Seng was elected, and Tang Taizong gave him the title of official, the monk in charge of the world, and bought him equipment - a brocade robe and a nine-ring tin staff. The things were all for Tang Seng, but there was no matter of extracting the scriptures, and when the wind blew at the venue, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared, saying that your water and land conference used the Hinayana scriptures, which is not good. Tang Taizong asked: Then this is not good, what do you say is good? Guanyin said, "You have to go to the West Heaven to get the Mahayana scriptures." At this time, Tang Taizong asked: Which of you went to the West Heaven to help me learn the scriptures? Tang Seng thought in his heart: You are waiting for me here to be an official and send something! There is no way, the mouth of the cannibal is short, and the man's hand is soft, and finally Tang Seng said: Your Majesty, I'll go! "I imitated Tang Seng's demeanor.

"So Tang Seng was squeezed out, there is no way, you have to work under other people's hands, you have to listen to others, so this kind of activity of learning scriptures in the west is not as noble as imagined, just to hold a large-scale literary and artistic performance - it is equivalent to going to a foreign country to get the script back." I spread my hands.

At this time, the ponytail squad leader spoke again, and it seemed that the girl was not only listening to the joke, but also thinking: "Teacher, according to what you say, there is no point in learning scriptures from the west, right?" ”

I said, "Who said that?" It is a principle for the West Heaven to learn from the scriptures and our underworld to grab territory, let me tell you, you can treat Heaven and West Heaven as two underworld gangs, originally the East Earth Tang Nanchanbu Continent is the place where the Heavenly Court is covered, you have to come over and mix it up, what is this for? Grab the land! Why does it take strength to find an apprentice for Tang Seng, and the murderous spirit must be heavy? Especially the most important point, the brothers and the heavenly court have irreconcilable contradictions, Tang Seng's apprentices are equivalent to double-flower red sticks, the strongest thugs - if the Buddha really wants to pass the scriptures to the Tang Dynasty, send Sun Wukong and the two to follow, learning the scriptures is not the goal - the important thing is the process! Roar all the way, roar all the way, look at all the way, whoever provokes me, who I fight, just one sentence when we meet: What do you see, if the monster replies - look at you, at that time, Sun Wukong picked up the guy! Do you understand this time? ”

The ponytail nodded knowingly, and I looked at my watch: "Okay, it's eight o'clock, and it's time for the bonfire party. ”

"Good!" Everyone smiled happily