PS. The author is not a pervert

PS. The author does not look at the connotation paragraph

PS. The author is a good person!

The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are so shaking, remember my ringtone? I didn't change it, it's still this!

I picked up the phone: "Hello? Mother? Gaha (Northeast dialect, what does it mean)? ”

The mother's chatter came from the phone: "Son! How long has it been, did you tell me and your father in the first place? What about the daughter-in-law who said yes? You're twenty-six! The grandchildren of Liu Laosan's family are all in elementary school, you can hurry up and have a snack! Your father and I are still waiting to hold our grandson! ”

I pouted: "Meow Mi is still in high school."

"Can it be the same? Meow Mi is your own daughter? You didn't bring home a half-sized girl, who can tell you this? Sue you, I'm going to see my daughter-in-law at the end of the month! I'll arrange a blind date for you before shirking my mother--tell you, it's still easy for a teacher like you to find a partner."

Listening to my mother for a while, I felt helpless. Are older generations like this? I'm only twenty-six, and I'm in the prime of my life! Why do you have to go to the grave of marriage? Male forty-one flowers, I'm still a flower bone!

"Okay, okay, don't be impatient, I'll communicate with your daughter-in-law that your daughter-in-law doesn't come for a reason, ah, if you have time, you can watch more Hetai news, the report about the Xue Group is that your daughter-in-law is making a dowry for the old woman! In the future, you will always straighten your back and say to your neighbors - your daughter-in-law has prepared a billion dowry for your family! "I played Tai Chi with my wife in a gentle voice—an old woman

I hung up the phone and walked in the corridor with a sigh of embarrassment, one of my students looked at me with a lonely look, and couldn't help but ask, "Teacher Mengmeng, what's wrong with you?" How is it listless? ”

This kind of friend-like conversation is normal between the teachers and students in our class, I am a generally easy-going person, as long as you don't violate my discipline, I am a good person - of course, it is not excluded that when I get nervous, people, there are always two days of relatives

I showed a smile that was more ugly than crying and said, "Mom forced marriage!" Hey, I'd be fine if I was on your side."

The child was puzzled and said, "Teacher, are you not married yet?" Don't you all have daughters the age of Mielemi? ”

I said hehe: "Just because a child has a daughter doesn't mean I'm married, I'm still an older single young man, and at most I have a girlfriend." ”

The boy looked at me with a look of confusion and confusion, and expressed great puzzlement, and I decided not to explain in order not to pollute the child.

After I left, this child was still confused, and returned to the class to grab the recognized "No. 1 Driver", "True Holy Light Seed Spreader", and the representative of the Physiology and Health Department, Comrade Little Fat Man, and asked, "Brother Peng, why does Teacher Yang not get married but has a daughter as old as Miao Lemi?" ”

The little fat man was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Who did you hear that Brother Meng is not married?" ”

The simple and kind child touched his head: "He sued me, he said that he was forced to marry by his mother"

The little fat man gritted his teeth and gasped, and couldn't help but feel endless admiration in his heart - worthy of being a fighter among drivers, a king in the night, a low-key and luxurious Hades, an unmarried woman who can do such a thing, is really a model driver!

The little fat man explained: "That Tang Xiaoyi, it's not that buddy doesn't want to tell you, this kind of knowledge is really too dirty - but for the sake of your physical and mental development and the future career of picking up girls, the contemptible people decided to dare to be a teacher and popularize a taboo course for you - physiological hygiene." The universe is divided into yin and yang, and people are divided into men and women and Brother Chun."

I snuck up to the corner of the building to avoid Meow Mi's tracking. She didn't know why she was so sticky to me for the past two days, this is autumn, and it's not the season of estrus!

"Wife! Busy? "I called Xue Xuening, these days of gathering less and leaving more are indeed a bit fucked, thanks to the fact that I work in an ivory tower, my soul can be purified every day - otherwise I have to cheat!

Sometimes I wonder why long-distance relationships don't end well. Mainly because I can't see it, I can only engage in ambiguity, (explained, ambiguous: love is not in the future) I don't know if there is a pure platonic love now, but I really haven't seen it myself, so I'm not optimistic about long-distance relationships, which is why I have to force Xue Xuening to make a choice when I leave that city. Long-distance relationships are so uncomfortable!

"What's wrong? I'm coming to the end of my job, and as long as the balance is in place, I can find you, what's wrong? Missed me? Xue Xue Ning asked playfully, she didn't have the demeanor of a royal sister at all, like a little girl.

Don't mess with a woman in estrus, she can only follow her hair: "Of course I miss you, isn't it a billion dowry?" Why is it so strenuous? ”

Xue Xuening complained: "It's not your city government yet, you have to raise the low price!" Really, when I'm Yuan Datou? The price of his land is about to reach the price of the provincial capital! ”

I grinned bitterly, I really shot myself in the foot, if she sued me about this, I would definitely be able to put this matter to rest—we Shura would have taken advantage of the fact that the land price was not too expensive a few years ago to acquire several plots of land and build a large business and leisure business center!

"Isn't that a change of land? I'll give you a piece of land, no money! Let's not play with the city government, okay? I asked.

Xue Xue Ning asked in surprise, "Oh?" How much else are you hiding from me? How did I not know that you still have land under your hands? ”

"My identity has changed! In your case, I'm just a powerless ordinary college graduate and odd worker, but back to my territory, I'm a big man, woman, don't underestimate your man! I teased.

Xue Xue Ning saw that the biggest problem was solved, and said with a smile: "Got it, my little man!" ”

I'm speechless, isn't it just two years older than me! What's the big deal, a female junior only holds gold bricks, you are only two years older than me, and you can't hold gold bricks!

"What's that, my mother misses her daughter-in-law, you hurry up, if you don't show up again, the dead-eyed old lady really scolds her! She's starting to arrange blind dates for me now! Sister, hurry up! I'm a teacher now, a rarity! I rubbed my teeth and said.

Xue Xue Ning asked with a smile: "Is there a suitable one?" Do you want to take a concubine? Anyway, I'm fine. ”

Oops, I'll go! Just me? What do you say I should do? Do as she said: "Well, you are forcing me to have an extramarital affair, I will be much more relieved to have you, I heard that the leading female boss of Beiwei Province is good-looking, and it is very good to be your sister!" "I half-jokingly said, this is called vaccination.

When she saw that I was not serious again, she threatened: "Dare to find a child? Yes! You go back and watch "Smart Ikyu"! Listen to the ending song! Then she hung up, leaving me with a confused expression.

What does it mean? Let me be a monk?

That night, I really searched for an episode of "Smart Rest", and when I saw the ending song, I was almost scared, and the music echoing on the TV was particularly infiltrating: "Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, and the aunt washed and led the way"

I roared with grief and indignation in my heart: "Xue Xuening, you are playing meat jokes with Young Master Ben!" Lao Tzu is the old driver! ”