When most people are concerned about whether you are flying high or not, only a small number of people care about whether you are tired of flying, which is called friendship.

Yes, it's friendship, it's definitely not a basic relationship.

Kim Jong Kook squatted at the door of the prosecutor's office like a lookout; Seeing Lin Dong walking out of the procuratorate, he immediately greeted him, "Why did they arrest you to come to the procuratorate?" ”

"Brother Zhong Guo, can you stop using this word? I am a good law-abiding citizen, how can I be arrested. The Public Prosecutor's Office simply kindly invited me to come here to investigate what had happened before the coma. ”

Kim Jong Kook raised his eyebrows, his expression unnatural, "Law-abiding? Forget about what happened before you lost your memory, just put Kim Jimin's car like a work of art, this is still something that good citizens do? ”

"I just lifted the car, and you were the one pushing the stones."

"Yikes!" The golden tiger habitually slapped Lin Dong on the shoulder, but it made Lin Dong take a half step back, "What's wrong with you?" In the past, you couldn't necessarily push it with the palm of your hand, but now why do you take half a step back? Is it the sequelae of intracranial congestion? ”

"It's okay, I'll be back in a few days." Lin Dong waved his hand, although his strength was still different from ordinary people, he was obviously weaker than before, and the physical rehabilitation plan was about to be put on the agenda.

"Then go home and rest for a few days, and wait until your body is fully recovered."

"Home?" Lin Dong remembered the blood-red scene he saw in the bathroom a few hours ago, "What the hell is wrong with my home?" Why did it become a dormitory for T-ara. ”

Kim Jong Kook's face flushed, "That, Director Kang Hyung-chul and I represent the affairs of Sunshine Entertainment." Follow your previous idea and invite T-Ara to appear in the movie. One of the clauses in the contract was to arrange accommodation for the actors. Isn't there exactly three rooms on the second floor of your house, so you arranged T-Ara to save money? This is normal. Right? ”

"It's reasonable, but now the film has already been filmed, and even the next picture has been released. Why are they still in my house? ”

"When I just finished filming, T-Ara received a variety show with dolls starring all the people "Hello-Baby". Since the dormitory given to them by CCM is too dilapidated, it is too far worse than the dormitory when Girls' Generation starred in the first season, so I borrowed your house to shoot "Hello-Baby" first. ”

Lin Dong shook his head helplessly, President Kim Kwang-so of CCM is really a brainless black person of the S.M company, and he has to compare everything with each other, and he doesn't look at what kind of weak chicken strength his broken company CCM is.

"Is the show finished filming now?"

"I should finish filming the last episode before the Chinese New Year."

"Then why are they still squatting in my house?"

Kim Jong Kook touched his nose. looked embarrassed, "That, the box office results of the movie are very good, and it stands to reason that there should be a bonus." But you are unconscious, and no one can use Sunshine Entertainment's money for bonuses, and the accounting firm does not allow it. The others were persuaded by director Kang Hyung-chul to delay the payment of bonuses, leaving President Kim Kwang-so undone. ”

It's Kim Kwang-so again!

Lin Dong was completely angry, and after waking up, he heard that many bad things were caused by this bastard Kim Kwang-so, Brother Dong remembered you!

"So what's the way to say it now? Do you want to use my house as a bonus? ”

"It's not. According to Kim Kwang-so, it is called a non-violent and illegal sit-in for wages. ”

"I'm dizzy, really dizzy. Come to my house and ask for a salary. ”

For Kim Kwang-so, Lin Dong was completely convinced. It's really rare to ask for money to die, and it's so cheeky that you can't accept it. "Then how much bonus do I owe the crew now?"

"That's not an exact number. Depending on the mood of the investor, the bonus will be issued. However, according to the good box office income of "Sunshine Sisters", it is normal to pay another 30%-50% salary as a bonus. It's just that President Kim Kwang-so asks for 100%. ”

Lin Dong's head is big, and this movie has been overspent several times. Now the total cost is more than 3 billion won, and the salary expenditure alone is more than 1 billion won, where can I find money to pay bonuses?

"You don't have to worry, the movie episode "good-Night-Kiss" you created before is hot, and the music source share should be enough to pay the crew's bonus, in addition to T-Ara's 500 million won."

"So, the Crown Regiment is really my creditor?"

"If you want to give out a bonus, that is; If you insist on not giving out bonuses, you are not actually breaking the law. ”

"I see." Lin Dong was decently devastated by this cruel reality, and woke up with a lot of debts, and the plan to make a fortune in his memory seemed to have been used up by himself. "Brother Zhong Guo, thank you. I want to be alone. ”

"T-Ara and the two are still going to record the show, let me tell you that you must go home, otherwise you will bear the consequences."

……

I took the bill of lading to Lotte Department Store and wrote an address for people to send the massage chair home, and then went to the hospital for a while. Lin Dong is like a middle-aged man who has been married for a long time, and he just doesn't want to go home.

"Goo-goo!" Even his stomach turned against himself, and when he turned over his shriveled wallet, there were only three or so solitary King Sejong left. Lin Dong shook his head helplessly, holding a lot of valuable stocks, but so what? I can't drive a car, I can't go back to my home, my bank card is in charge, my credit card is frozen in arrears, and even the phone is in arrears and shut down, so it's no wonder that it hasn't rang all day.

"Damn!" Lin Dong hammered his thigh hatefully, moved his legs and feet, put the phone back in his pocket, and gave up calling for help.

"Death is death, Brother Dong can deal with the female devil, defeat the peerless murderer, and subdue the goddess of beauty; Are you still afraid that you won't be able to tease the crown group?! ”

Lin Dong was self-motivated and determined to go home; Otherwise, would you want to sleep on the streets in February, when there is a light snow?

……

Pushing open the familiar and unfamiliar door, the atmosphere is extremely eerie. The seven people of the crown gathered, but they sat quietly on the sofa, if they tied a strip of cloth on their foreheads, and then made a big-character poster banner or something, then they would properly sit in protest at the scene.

"That, that, I'm ......" was stared at by seven pairs of eyes. The little prince Lin Dong also lost his ability to speak.

I can't afford to provoke, can't I hide? Lin Dong slowly moved towards the room. One step at a time, two steps at a time. It's the devil's pace. Just as he left the door and approached the living room.

"Do it!"

The little captain Quan Baolan gave an order, and two big tall people with three black belts in taekwondo rushed out left and right.

Zuo Zhiyan and right Enjing, the scene that fans of the crown group "trapped" appeared in their dreams, but the person concerned, Lin Dongdongba, was not happy at all, "Hey, forget what it means, don't twist my arm too hard." I went crazy, and even I was afraid. ”

The two long-bodied girls were unmoved. escorted Lin Dong to the massage chair that had just arrived. took out two belts from nowhere and wanted to tie Lin Dong to the chair.

"Ernie, the belt isn't long enough, what should I do?" Park Ji-yeon asked weakly.

"It's all your fault, you have to take Hyomin's belt. With her ant waist, how could she have a long enough belt? The short-haired Enjing hit the little sister on the head with a slap in the head.

"Ouch!" Park Ji-yeon covered her head and cried with a sad face, "No one uses a belt except Hyo Min Oni." ”

Lin Dong couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of trouble is this? "Two, shouldn't you consider the feelings of the parties? Do you think the belt will bind me? ”

"yes, he can lift a car. Ernie. What to do? ”

"Can you really lift a car so well?" Han Enjing was skeptical of the little dinosaur's words, after all, this little sister was notoriously unreliable.

Another witness, Park Hyo-min, raised his hand weakly, "Report." ”

"Stupid. People are already under our control, so there is no need to pretend to be serious. If you have something to say, just say it. ”

As soon as the words fell, the girls who were sitting solemnly and solemnly changed one after another, or stretched their waists. How to stretch and how to come, see Lin Dong as nothing.

"Hey, one ancient. I'm exhausted. It's all to blame for Hyo-min's bad idea, what pretending to be innocent to confuse the enemy. What kind of eyes to control the enemy, it's really stupid. The poisonous tongue lead singer Park Suyan habitually sprays.

"Ernie, I'm sorry." Park Hyo-min hurriedly apologized, the word "Xiang Yu" is really a bit of a truth, and it is really proper to be weak and flattering.

"Eh, it's just a joke, why are you so serious? It's actually quite good, and you're not entirely wrong, it's just ......"

If no number is omitted, there is no rule of law for the disease of tuberculosis. The teammates probably got used to it, so they hurriedly interrupted, "Xiaomin, what did you want to report just now?" ”

"Last time, a Chinese fan sent a pair of combination lock handcuffs, saying that it was very suitable for trapping this fan name. Can we use handcuffs against Lin Dong's oppa? ”

"yes, Scorp Oni, go find that thing."

Quan Baolan, who was picking his feet on the side, was not happy, "What, I'm the captain, the captain!" How can you let the captain do the work? ”

"Hey, Captain, you only have five months left, it's almost time for someone else to take over the captaincy, if you ask for the captain's privilege now, I will ...... then."

The active captain Quan Baolan was defeated by the lead singer of the reserve captain, and ran to the bedroom on the second floor to find something.

The only audience, Lin Dongdongba, was completely dumbfounded, the lead singer of this tuberculosis is so powerful, he opened his mouth and came with his mouth, more Tang Seng than the legendary Tang Seng.

……

After a messy comic opening, Lin Dong was locked to the massage chair by a pair of plastic handcuffs with the password "520", yes, it was funny to the extent of pressing the password on the person.

"One, two, three."

"Ani Ace, we are T-Ara Smecta, please advise."

It's very polite, and then Lin Dong hasn't finished sighing, the painting style has changed abruptly, and the female Tang monk Pu Suyan is holding a whip and appears like a bad teacher who bullies children.

"Smack!" "Suspect Lin Dongxi, according to the witness report, you know the secret of our T-ara, can there be such a thing?" ”

If you want to fight, I will fight. Eh, it's wrong, if you want to play me, I'll play it. Lin Dong immediately fell in love, "Wronged! I am illiterate, but you have bent me to peek at state secrets; I am deaf in both ears, but you have stooped on me. Wronged, Lord Qingtian. ”

"Smack!" The whip was whipped directly on Lin Dong's thigh, a few inches away from the root of his thigh, "Ah! Are you guys really playing?! ”

"Of course! Say, what secrets do you know? ”

The wronged people became generous and righteous heroes in seconds, "I not only watched it, but also listened, what can you do to me?" Thousands of hammers are knocked out of the mountains, and the fire burns as if it were idle. Regardless of the broken bones, you want to leave your innocence in the world! ”

"What? What do you mean? ”

"It means," Lin Dong clicked the teasing handcuffs into pieces and moved his muscles, "That's what it means, do you still want to play for real?" ”

"Huh", the child Tang Seng escaped, "Enjing, Zhiyan, you guys!" ”

The two blackbelt girls were just funny, not stupid, looked at the broken handcuffs, and dodged them very wittily.

Only the beautiful Li Juli, who had been sitting upright, was as steady as Mount Tai, "Lin Dongxi, please don't be surprised, they are just joking, let's talk about business." ”

"Oh?"

"Due to your sudden return, we have not found a suitable solution for a while, so we can only maintain the status quo for the time being, you live on the first floor, and the second floor belongs to T-ara, hoping to coexist peacefully." Li Juli handed over a few pieces of A4 paper and pens.

101 Co-Residence Agreements

The first and second floors belong to the territory of T-Ara and are not accessible to outsiders.

2. The first floor is a common area except for the master bedroom, and outsiders can enter it with permission.

3. Do not disclose all matters of T-ARA to the outside world.

……

101. The right to interpret the above terms belongs to T-ARA, if you have any questions, there is no way, T-ARA has the final say!

This, what the hell! Lin Dong looked at this slave-like contract, and was about to explode in anger, but he could only swallow his anger and pick up the pen, otherwise? Can you still beat a woman? "I just want to know how long you're going to stay?"

"The original dormitory has been withdrawn by the president, and we will urge the president to find a new dormitory as soon as possible. Rest assured. ”

Feel relieved? Don't worry, Kim Kwang-so, the birdman who wants money, if he doesn't get the movie bonus, it is estimated that it is really possible to let T-Ara occupy this house all the time.

"Anything else?"

"Dinner is a barbecue feast, and I'll leave you a portion on the table." Li Juli stood up and stretched her beautiful figure, kicked her slippers and slowly paced back to the second floor, her relaxed demeanor seemed to be just soy sauce.

"The little ones are gone." The current captain's eldest sister Daquan Baolan made a concluding speech, and then rushed to the TV position with a "swish" to tinker with wii, "Su Yan come on, I must teach you what the majesty of the captain is today." ”

"Yes! I'm not afraid of you. ”

"Good night, Ernie! I'll go home first. Hua Ying, who played soy sauce throughout the whole process, said the first and last sentence.

"Be careful on the road."

Each goes back to his own house, and each finds his own mother. The chameleon crown regiment in all its various forms entered the daily mode, treating Lin Dong as an invisible person. (To be continued.) )

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