Ninety-one, the clouds come and go to the tavern! (Happy Juneteen!) )
ps: Hahaha, today's June 1st, the childlike Lechuan wishes everyone a happy June 1st, and the third watch is presented.
Chen Kai was pulled by Li Xiaoyao, to be precise, Li Xiaoyao was led by Chen Kai, and the two came to the corner and sat down.
He had just sat down for a moment when there was another knock at the door; Li Feng and Li Xiaoyao are both happy, this time it is definitely a guest to the door!
"Xiaoyao, don't go and open the door soon!" Li Fengxi raised his eyebrows and hit the back of Li Xiaoyao's head with a fan.
"Open the door, open the door..." Li Xiaoyao touched the back of his head and muttered to open the door of the tavern.
Suddenly stunned, I saw three big men standing at the door in front of me, all of them with cloth towels wrapped around their heads, dark complexions, and fierce expressions, and their physiques were all tigers' backs, and there were weapons and knives hanging from their waists. The height of the Miao people has never been high, although they are of medium height, but the brave spirit exuded by the whole body makes them like three mountains, standing majestically.
One of them also had a scarf inlaid with precious stones, which was brilliant; Judging from the appearance of their hands with bulging green muscles, red complexion, and bulging temples, they all have a body of horizontal kung fu!
"Hee-hee-hee-hee, guest inside, please, inside." Li Xiaoyao's face changed instantly, and he led the three of them into the tavern with a bright smile.
Chen Kai glanced at it, he knew in his heart that these three guys were all Lunatic Cultists, and their appearance also represented the beginning of the plot! Secretly he couldn't help but pinch his palm, he was wondering if he would directly kill these three guys, although several of them looked very strong, but for Chen Kai, who could defeat the Four Uniques, reach the realm of refining and refining qi, and embark on the road of cultivating immortals, this was not a matter, it was just a piece of cake!
Chen Kai was still hesitating when he saw Li Xiaoyao running to his aunt Li Feng, and whispered: "After opening the store for so many days, someone finally came." ”
Li Feng wiped the table on the counter, his eyes sneaked a glance, and found that the three guys didn't pay attention to this, so he quickly turned back to Li Xiaoyao and said, "Hurry up and raise the price." "But how can you carry it with only three people?" "Stupid, don't kill them now, when will you wait? Go for it."
"Okay, hey, I can ask Brother Chen to raise the price, hehehe!"
"Puff・・・・Cough cough cough" Chen Kai, who was drinking tea on the side, because of the mana in his body and the essence of his body, he also received such a conversation in his ears; Although he had read the original book and knew that this scene had happened, Chen Kai still couldn't help laughing.
At this time, Chen Kai decided to take a look at the situation before making a decision, sat down in his seat, picked up the tea, and drank it again.
"Come on, come on, three guest officers, come on, come on, use tea with tea!" Li Feng brought tea to the three Miao people, and Li Xiaoyao took the opportunity to come to Chen Kai's side and whispered: "Brother Chen, hehehe, do me a favor, hehehe." Chen Kai looked at Li Xiaoyao's pitiful face, and couldn't help but cover his face and nodded; Li Xiaoyao returned to Li Feng's side with joy, they were about to start the "slaughtering fat sheep" plan!
"Do you have a room?" At this time, the leader of the three people who sat down asked.
Li Feng and Li Xiaoyao glanced at each other, and they were all silent!
"Nope! Full! The two of them said in unison, without blushing at all; Seeing that Chen Kai couldn't help but laugh again, he finally didn't laugh out loud.
"Full?" The three Lunatic Cultists were also stunned, and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise. "Of course, the upstairs is full of guests, and some people can only sleep on the floor!" Chen Kai's face twitched when he heard this, and he wanted to say that he didn't know Li Xiaoyao anymore.
"You see you're full of dust here, no customers are no customers, what kind of garlic are there?" One of the Lunatics said coldly. Li Xiaoyao's eyes rolled, and he stepped forward and said with a smile: "Hey, you don't know about this guest officer, you see, there are so many people here, I have to be busy every day, so I have time to clean up." “
"Hey, he's right, we don't have time to eat and drink Lazar every day; God, look at this kid who is tired, he can fall asleep when he stands! So in the eyes of several people, poor Li Xiaoyao pretended to be dizzy again.
"Then why is it so quiet here?" Another question was thrown, and at this time, Chen Kai, who had been sitting on the side and drinking water all the time, couldn't help but interject.
Damn, this early in the morning really shouldn't come here to join in the fun, looking at the eighteenth glass of water he drank in front of him, Chen Kai, who was full of resentment, couldn't help but brush up the zài feeling, drinking water until he drank it, he had the urge to vomit when he saw water!
"What time do you think it is, friend? Oh!! All the guests are still sleeping, but now I've changed my mind, boss, I'm going to pay double the price and drive someone away! "He's using the guidance method.
Sure enough, after he said this, the leading Lunatic Cultist raised his eyebrows slightly, and also said to Li Xiaoyao: "Then, the three of us will directly charter the venue, and you will drive all the people away!" “
Li Xiaoyao and Li Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, and at the same time they quietly made a beautiful gesture to Chen Kai, and then the two leaned together again and said, "Get rich, get rich!" "Slaughter them hard!" "Good, good!"
Li Xiaoyao turned his face, and the original laughing and excited expression disappeared and was replaced by a strict face.
"Ahem, I said, uncles, you want to charter this store, but ・・・・・ it's a little difficult!" "Smack~~" A large bag of money bags containing silver taels was thrown directly on the table, and the pair of aunts and nephews were immediately shocked, "It's so sincere!" ”
Only Chen Kai, who was sitting in the corner on the side, lowered his head and bit his lip at this time, because he knew that it was about to be the biggest laugh - Li Xiaoyao's self-written and self-directed "Driving People" super drama was about to appear, and Chen Kai, who was afraid that he would not be able to help it then, bit his lip in advance, this is called pain treatment!
"Since the guest officer is so sincere, then the store is also sincere! Stinky boy, hurry! "Good! ・・・・Uh, uh, auntie, there's no one on it, I'm rushing, hurrying, hurrying, what's the catch? "Find a way, go quickly!"
Li Xiaoyao had no choice but to rush upward, he had already made up his mind, and the next time was to witness his personal acting skills!
"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, get up! Get up! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry everyone, I know you're doing here? It was very happy, eating well and sleeping well. "But... But there are three uncles who have taken down the store! Hey, the guest officers are up and up! ”
"What do you mean? Still don't let people sleep? A rough voice sounded, "Little Lizi, let me ask you, why did someone come to the bag shop again?" This time it was a sharp female voice again, and Chen Kai, who knew the plot, understood that these were all played by Li Xiaoyao alone, but the three Lunatic Cultists took it seriously.
Indeed, Chen Kai didn't expect that the voice played by Li Xiaoyao was completely in line with the identity of the person being played, if he didn't know the plot, I am afraid he would also be confused. Could it be that my Hu Dada's acting skills were inherited by Li Xiaoyao?
Touching his chin and looking at Li Xiaoyao's god-like face with Hu Ge, Chen Kai couldn't help but think with some bad taste.
"But how can the people outside the building say that there are no guests in your house?" A Lunatic Cultist couldn't help but ask suspiciously, and Li Feng exploded on the spot, "Who said that!" That's someone else's jealousy of our tavern business! Listen, guest officer, the movement on this upstairs has already been explained! ”
"Gone, gone... "Wow, ah, ah" "Bang~~" But Li Xiaoyao rolled down the stairs.
"Oops~ My dear nephew, I'm sorry for you! ・・・・・What's wrong with you? Li Feng first shouted loudly and then whispered to Li Xiaoyao, "Hehehe, it's okay!" "You left the banana peel at the door of the stairs! You want to fall to my death! Li Xiaoyao rubbed his ass and complained.
"Uh-uh, cough-cough, guys, look, in order to let you take over our store, my nephew let the family kick it down!"
Chen Kai listened to the dialogue, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, quite the essence of my Great China porcelain!
However, looking at the two of them continuing to perform, and the more and more exaggerated emojis, Chen Kai turned his head to look at the speechless eyes of the three Lunatic cultists, and knew that the two of them acted too exaggeratedly and had acted.
It's just that it must be because the three Lunatic Cultists came to Yuhang Town not for tourism, but because they had a special and important task to complete, so they pretended to have no idea at all!
Chen Kai saw that the "performance" of the two was about to be worn out, so he hurriedly gave Li Xiaoyao a look.
Li Xiaoyao understood, and then hurriedly arranged the three of them with Li Feng, and then Li Feng sent Li Xiaoyao out to buy vegetables. In fact, it's also very funny, the big clouds come and go to the restaurant, and the restaurant doesn't prepare food, and you have to go out to buy it・・・・・・・・・