Lesson 31 I'm doing academic research!
"Woo......"
Earl Roosevelt awoke from his coma, a pitch-black ceiling, and silver moonlight shining through the windows into the hall, slanting to separate him from Lea and Alicia.
Shaking his head to dispel the dizziness, Earl Roosevelt suddenly felt in a tense state before he fell unconscious, and his hands tried to get up.
The knee-jerk movements did not bring him the effect he wanted, and with all his perseverance, he only sat up slowly like an old man who got up in the morning, and if he was still like this on the battlefield, it is estimated that the head would not have been on Earl Roosevelt for a long time.
Sighing, Earl Roosevelt was just about to stand up when he heard a young voice come into his ears.
"Don't cry, as long as you answer my question, this colorful lollipop will be given to you!"
Roosevelt suddenly turned his head and found that a black-haired young man dressed as a mage was holding a lollipop and was tempting the royal sister in a corner.
And the royal sister didn't have the appearance of a mature woman at all, just curled up in the corner and sobbed in a low voice, when the black-haired young man asked, the royal sister also showed a panicked expression, shook her head wildly, and wanted to stay away from the young man, but she was forced in the corner and was not able to take action.
Count Roosevelt stood up with a frown, looked around, and found Snake dead with a hideous face, and the marks on his brow deepened.
"May I ask ......," Earl Roosevelt asked Grimm vigilantly, picking up a standard knight's sword from the corpse of a soldier on the side, "Who are you?" Why is it here? ”
"Huh?" Hearing this, Green stopped teasing Erin, and turned around to find that Earl Roosevelt had woken up, so he smiled, "Yo, this old man, are you awake?" ”
"Who are you?"
"Who am I?" Green pointed at himself with a multicolored lollipop, and suddenly remembered that Count Roosevelt didn't know him yet.
Syllable! A beam of holy white light fell from the sky, shining on Green, and the magnetic voice of the Mysterious Narrator sounded again......
"St. Fallows College, there is an assistant professor who has always been the school's leading figure!" ……
Flipping through books, eating lollipops, sitting down for training, and finally POSE ......
Grimm, who was full of charm and was about to flash blind dog eyes, bit the lollipop and said in a slurred voice: "In Lower Green, what are you doing? ”
“……”
Count Roosevelt was silent for a moment, and then suddenly covered his ribs with his hand, and his face flushed.
"What's wrong with you? Why is your face so red? Green asked with concern
It's so hard, it's so hard, don't laugh out loud, but it's so painful to endure your ribs......
"Radiant!"
"Then why is it yellow again?" Green stared at Earl Roosevelt's face discolored by pain, thought for a moment and came to a conclusion, "Oh, I see, this is your 'anti-cold wax'!" ”
“……”
Count Roosevelt, who didn't know what to answer, felt that his ribs hurt even more, and he couldn't support it anymore, so he had to sit down first, covering his ribs and his face turned blue.
"Look at you like this, you're hurting your bones, oops, I just cared about Alicia's girl, and I was attacked by someone halfway through the treatment of that girl, and I forgot to check your injuries!"
Green patted his head and said to Earl Roosevelt apologetically, "But it's okay, I have a special medicine, as long as I take this special medicine!" Coupled with a little physiotherapy, there is absolutely no problem! It's much better than the special medicine of the Putian Infertility Hospital next door, let me tell you! ”
As he spoke, Green took out a liquid red potion and walked over to Earl Roosevelt.
Earl Roosevelt didn't understand what a Putian hospital was, and he didn't mind this kind of thing, but he just took the medicine given by Green, and then took a sip, and after drinking it, he asked Green: "You are not only Liya's teacher, but also know my granddaughter?" ”
"Oh, I guess we just met!" Green smiled, "It's worthy of being the daughter of the Irish Borg family, the vision is really the same, among so many people, only Alicia understands my handsomeness, it's really a confidant!" ”
"Appearance?"
If you don't agree with each other, you will be killed! If you don't agree with each other, pretend to be B!
"St. Fallows College, there is an assistant professor who has always been the school's leading figure!" ……
Flipping through books, eating lollipops, sitting down for training, and finally POSE ......
"How? Old man Roosevelt, handsome or not? I know it's handsome from your expression! Green winked at the expressionless Roosevelt, "Look, your granddaughter really has a very high eye, right?!" ”
Earl Roosevelt covered his ribs again.
Hiss! It hurts! The so-called special medicine given by Green is useless......
And also! When Boom comes back, he must "educate" him and see what he has done to educate Alicia......
Hiss! No way! It hurts! It's going to die, it's going to die, it's going to die......
……
"So, you beat her? You defeated the Blood Witch Erin Moniar?! ”
"Right? Any questions? It's just a small thing, but, to be precise, it wasn't me who defeated her, but she defeated her! ”
Green's understatement replied that Earl Roosevelt's heart was stirring upside down. Without him, this is the Blood Witch Erin Moniar!
A person who has set off a bloody storm on the mainland, has a record of escaping under the hands of the [Silver Blade], and once sacrificed a thousand people to the god of torture and killing in one day, and is a powerful man in the Southern Continent who is on the Templar Church's wanted list. If it is head-on, Roosevelt, the aged [Flange Cub], is not necessarily the opponent of this female madwoman!
He was defeated by Green so lightly?!
But on the one hand, Erin looked frightened and couldn't fake it, could it be that a dignified strong man would use this method to deceive him?
"Hey, it seems that no matter how strong you are, the pass in your heart will always restrict the way forward."
"That's right! That's right! Green had an approving expression, "Those strong people are a little nervous!" ”
The corners of Roosevelt's mouth twitched, and he looked at Greene with great approval. Indeed, the strong are a bit quirky......
"Now the problem is......" Green took a bite of the lollipop and chewed it in his mouth, constantly making the sound of the candy cube breaking, "now that she has entered a state of mental self-preservation, no matter how much I try to seduce her, she will not be fooled." Even if I took out the 'Abduction Artifact' lollipop, it didn't work......"
"But......" Roosevelt hesitated, "isn't she in the state in which all torturers expect her to be?" Isn't torture used to scare the target's courage and then make them answer whatever they ask? ”
"Huh?" Green stopped biting the lollipop again, revealing a look of sudden realization, "I see, are you going to take the route of a domineering president?" It seems that you can also consider ......"
"That's right! Right! Earl Roosevelt nodded and said, "In fact, you only need to ask her directly in her state...... Huh? What are you doing? ”
"Horse whip, chili oil, tiger chair, iron virgin ......" Green counted the types of torture instruments as he pulled out the space and looked back at Earl Roosevelt's question, "forcibly ...... according to your plan"
“……”
"Babble!" Before Earl Roosevelt could speak, Erin in the corner held her head and screamed, "Please, master, spare me!" ”
"You see, she's broken......" Count Roosevelt pointed to a panicked Erin, and then to the things Green had taken out, "Put them away!" Otherwise, scare her stupid and get the information? ”
"Oh!"
Green obediently put everything away, no longer irritating Erin.
Earl Roosevelt and Green came to Erin together, and Earl Roosevelt was the first to ask, "Erin, what are you doing here?" What are your intentions? ”
“……”
Erin ignored Roosevelt's question, and looked at Green with a pair of pitiful eyes.
"Uh......" Roosevelt said, turning to Greenevelt, "or you should ask." ”
And Green, who was on the side, couldn't stand Erin's pitiful eyes like a little Lori, so he took out an ice cream cone from the space, opened the package and handed it to poor Erin.
"Do you want to eat?"
Poor ......
"Don't you eat it?"
With a regretful expression on his face, Green seemed to be frustrated by his skill in abducting the big loli, took back the ice cream handed out, and ate it himself.
Roosevelt covered his face silently, what is this? Did this guy really easily defeat a [Glory] rank powerhouse? Isn't it really a tease from somewhere?
"Mr. Green, can you be serious? We're doing something serious! ”
"I'm serious! I'm doing something serious, too! ”
"Is this a serious thing?"
"Of course!"
Green said aloud, and then, taking out two copies of the text from the space, Roosevelt took them. In between, it reads:
"Assistant Professor's Thesis: A Feasibility Study Report on Practical Techniques for Abducting Little Lori (Completed, Successful Abduction of Lia Elialos)"
Assistant Professor's Dissertation: A Feasibility Study Report on Practical Skills for Abducting Big Loli (Unfinished)
"I'm doing academic research!" Green said loudly and eloquently.