Alice was in a quandary. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I want to refuse, but everyone is very friendly to me on weekdays. If there is any knowledge that I don't understand, the classmates in the class are willing to help me.

How can I refuse everyone?!

However, if you agree to everyone's request, there will be too many people. If there are only one or two, you can also call and ask little Ike what he thinks.

But now at least dozens of students want to volunteer. How can I say yes?

That's causing trouble for little Ike!

Little Ike is also very good to himself, and he can't do that.

At this moment, the future queen of the galaxy is in tragedy, and she has no idea how to answer everyone.

However, she is not alone in today's tragedy.

The federal government is in the same trouble.

From yesterday to now, the White House's public phone calls to the outside world have not stopped, and they are almost bursting.

Enthusiastic people from all over the state have been calling to apply to be volunteers, wanting to be the first to enter the door of space.

Everyone almost agrees on the same meaning:

I'm not afraid of death, choose me to try it first.

Some hot-tempered people even declared directly on the phone: If he is not elected, he will blow up the White House!

Hearing this threat, the operator almost scolded: Spicy chicken, if you have the ability, you can fry it and try it!

Of course, the operator can only scold in his heart, and his good professionalism makes him unable to swear words. So, he had to tactfully say to all callers:

The White House is considering countermeasures and will introduce a method for volunteer applications as soon as possible.

In the end, after statistics, so far, there are more than 3,000 application calls, with an average of one every minute.

A total of 300,000 letters were sent from all over the country.

Yes, you read that right, it's 300,000, and it's almost flooding the White House's intake department. Moreover, these two days are not yet at their peak, and as the formation day of the Space Gate gets closer, there will be more letters to the White House.

For this, the officials in charge of handling the White House correspondence are going crazy.

Spicy chicken, the U.S. presidential election has not been so lively. Lao Tzu receives a small salary, as for being so tired and tired?

Also, President Obama, who just eats and doesn't do anything, please, can you hurry up and introduce a policy?

If this continues, all the people in our department will have to die of exhaustion.

……

Maybe I heard the voices of the officials in the White House Letter Department, or maybe I really wanted to exhaust the entire staff of the White House Letter Department, so I ......

Today, all the media in the United States are also joining in the fun.

CBS TV Stations: Audience friends, the magical space gate is about to be built! Is there anyone willing to be a volunteer, the first to enter the door of space, to be transported from the United States to China?

Is there wood? Is there wood?

If you have one, please call our hotline: XXXXXXXX, and we will sort out all the incoming calls from the audience and send the list to the White House administration.

ABC TV: Audience friends, do you know the news? The magical space gate is still 4 days away, but the White House has not yet released the list of volunteers.

Are government personnel too timid to be the first to enter the door of space?

If that's the case, I want to say to Mr. President, please pick volunteers from among the people, I believe that we, the people of the United States of America, are not afraid of death!

Audience friends, are you right?

NBC TV: Fill out the form!!

NBC Media Group has submitted an application to the White House to be a screening agency for "Space Gate Volunteers."

Audience friends, do you want to be famous all over the world?

Do you want to show your courage and charisma in front of audiences from all over the world?

Do you want to come face-to-face with the watermelon god and pumpkin god of the Megatron world?

Fill out the application form and if you're lucky, you'll be the next superstar!

"FOX Television", "New York Regional Radio", "Boston Area Radio", "Los Angeles Radio", ......

Media groups across the United States have moved, setting off a mighty storm of public opinion throughout the United States.

The storm began on the American mainland, and in just half an hour, it swept across the European continent and then the world......

The world is boiling.

The media from all over the world also came out to join in the fun, especially the media in Europe.

They have applied to their respective governments: they hope that the government can fight in the name of the European Union to give the enthusiastic people in the country a chance to show their faces.

This is a world-famous one!

What? You said that if the door of space blew up in the middle of the way, then the people who were volunteers must not die?

Your sister, that's the space door that the pumpkin god personally supervised the construction, how could there be a problem?

You stupid X, why didn't Lao Tzu shoot you on the wall back then!

……

For a government, the voice of the people can sometimes be ignored. But sometimes you have to be cautious.

This area is different in that there are numbers, extremely large numbers!

Who would dare to go against the people of the whole country?

Can't!

No government would dare!

To this end, the EU urgently called the US Foreign Ministry: among the first people to enter the Door of Hope Space, volunteers from the European Union participated.

When it is said to be "hope", it actually means something......

Hehe, you know!

United States. White House.

A group of senior officials are holding an emergency meeting.

"Gentlemen, how many volunteers should be selected in the first batch?" Obama asked aloud.

When the sound fell, all the officials in the audience frowned. They were anxiously thinking about how many people should be selected for the first time.

After a while, Mr. Secretary of State was the first to stand up: "At least one quota needs to be given to the EU side, otherwise it will have a bad impact on the international strategy of the Federation." ”

Hearing this, Obama nodded in approval.

There was a war with the EU just a few days ago, and now it is necessary to repair bilateral relations.

At this point, a female senator stood up: "Women's rights want to be represented, no matter what they are." So, I want to have a female representative among the volunteers! ”

Hearing this, all the high-ranking officials nodded one after another.

It's a good suggestion that will win the government women's votes. After all, women in the United States also have the right to vote, and their numbers are extremely large.

Subsequently, a number of officials also stood up, hoping that the industry they were responsible for would be represented.

For example: the NBA Basketball Association; Screen Actors Guild; ...... of the International Union of North American Labor Wait, wait, these officials all said that this is the voice of the entire industry, and it must not be ignored.

When he heard these words, Obama's head grew.

At this moment, suddenly!

A federal officer stood up and said solemnly, "The military hopes that there will be three servicemen among the first batch of personnel to enter the space gate. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at him.

Nima, everyone only needs one, and you actually want three. Is the military trying to cause public outrage?

You think it's a bus, but it's a little crowded when there are too many people.

Please, that's the door to the world's attention!

And it's the greatest genius ever created by the United States of America, little Ike, who wants three places.

Spicy chicken!

Your military is so awesome, why don't you go to the sky to pick the sun?

…… (To be continued.) )