"Surprise the local tyrant!"

"Wow~ Rich man! Ask for a golden thigh! ”

"Will warm the bed, will be bound, strong technology, strong body, ask for local tyrants to support~~"

"50,000 yuan is a bird! True love, this is definitely true love! ”

On the live broadcast platform of Sohu.com, as long as you reward more than 50,000 yuan in a row, the whole platform will be broadcast once and set to the top for 30 seconds.

All live broadcast rooms can see the red message: "Rong Feifei, I love you, you are the most perfect national goddess!" ”

It is rare to see 50,000 yuan rewarded on the live broadcast platform of Sohu.com, and netizens who don't know the truth have asked: "Who is Rong Feifei?" Return the national goddess, what a big breath! ”

"I guess it's a stupid man who is courting, right? Spending 50,000 yuan on the whole platform is popular, rich people are really capricious! ”

"Yo, this local tyrant seems to be a woman, or singer Li Xintong's live broadcast room! Let's go, let's see! ”

The popularity of the whole platform is the best advertisement, and some idle and bored netizens have chased it away.

More and more viewers who don't know the truth poured in, and found that many female fans in the chat area were sighing: "If I had heard this song a year earlier, my mother would not be so passive now!" It's too late, it's too late, it's a handful of bloody tears......"

"Rong Feifei sings so well, this is the attitude that a perfect woman should have!"

"Great love lyrics, great love for the perfect woman! Sisters, stand up~"

"It's such a joyful song, why do I cry when I hear it...... I regret letting him succeed so easily...... It's all tears! ”

"Well sung! This song must be played to my roommate repeatedly, she holds her mobile phone all day and sighs for a long time, her heart is all hung on that stinky man, and if she continues like this, she will suffer sooner or later! I have to brainwash her with this song! ”

"OMG! My boyfriend asked me out yesterday and I stupidly agreed! Ladies and gentlemen, please teach me well, shouldn't I agree? ”

Many female fans are reflecting on themselves and complaining. Because of this song, I changed my previous concept and knew what it means to be reserved and precious in a woman.

"What's going on? What happened? ”

"Wow! There are so many girls here! Girls, why are you crying so much? Come and tell my brother ~ Brother 20 cm is the best at comforting people! ”

"Isn't this person Li Xintong, it turns out that this is her live webcast!"

The masses who didn't know the truth quickly figured out what was going on here, and the flirtatious girl continued to chat in the chat area, and the yellow spit in her mouth was banned by the administrator, and those who wanted to listen to the song stayed to listen to it, and the number of people online increased a lot.

At this time, a barrage appeared: "I want to hear Mr. Lu sing!" ”

Li Xintong pursed his lips and smiled: "Teacher Lu will sing with the mysterious guests later, don't go away!" ”

Li Xintong's live webcast advertisement on the homepage of Sohu was replaced in time, and a masked mysterious guest appeared side by side with Lu Xun on the picture. The ads are very visually striking.

Many Sohu users saw this advertisement when browsing the homepage, and couldn't help but click on it and join Li Xintong's live broadcast room as a tourist.

The questionnaire was also given in a timely manner in the live broadcast room, and Li Xintong asked everyone to guess who it was, driving the emotions of fans and interacting with fans.

As expected, the votes of the diva Mo Wen were far ahead, after all, Mo Wen was Li Xintong's senior sister and Lu Xun's friend. It's no surprise that she'll be in the live studio.

Other singers were also nominated, and only a few people filled in Yang An's name, for the simple reason that Lu Xun must be singing RAP. The mysterious man sang with Lu Xun, and he would definitely be able to rap, coupled with the appearance of Rong Feifei, Yang An's suspicion increased a lot.

"More than 130,000 people are online in the live broadcast room!"

"That's more than 150,000. And counting! ”

"The server data is stable, the bandwidth is normal, and the latency is normal!"

Sohu's engineers are constantly reporting monitoring data. Everything is within the controllable range, the data is growing in an orderly manner, the chief director quietly wiped his sweat, fortunately, he was fully prepared before, so he didn't drop the chain!

……

Thousands of miles away in Yangcheng, on the taxi that had been blocked for half a day and walked 500 meters, Lin Ruoyu and Amei were listening to the master's complaints, and there was no word to take care of, and the master was like a chatter.

"It's rare to see such a blockage in Yangcheng!"

"I've been driving a taxi for seven years, and the most jammed time was when I ran into an eight-car rear-end collision, and the scene was so tragic!"

"Girl, you're not in a hurry, are you? The most taboo in traffic jams is irritable, and listening to more music and cross talk will calm down. ”

It's been blocked for almost an hour, who isn't upset? At this time, it can be regarded as having the Yangcheng Music Stage, accompanied by the singing voices of Li Xintong and Rong Feifei, the two girls are in a good mood and can talk and laugh a few words.

Li Xintong's voice came from the radio: "There is a mysterious guest invited to us, does anyone know him?" The barrage brushed up and told me out loud what his name was? Yes, that's right, he is Yang An! Everyone is welcome~"

Ah Mei asked curiously, "Who is Yang An?" ”

Lin Ruoyu rolled her eyes, and was about to explain that he was the first guest of the Red Wolf national tour, when she heard the master exclaim: "Yang An? Talking about cross talk running to sing? ”

An exaggerated shout came from the window of a private car next to it: "No! It turned out to be Yang An, a happy comedian! ”

Lin Ruoyu herself was confused and asked, "Yang An is talking about cross talk?" Not that singer Yang An? ”

The master was very proud: "Anyway, Yang An I know is talking about cross talk, and he is very good!" Hey, it's so rare for a young man who is willing to learn cross talk these days, I'm sure he will become a famous comedy master in China in the future. ”

Lin Ruoyu and Amei didn't know who this Yang An was at all, and Li Xintong said on the airwaves: "Haha, I saw your message, yes, that's right, he is a singer Yang An, and he is also a cross talk actor Yang An, come, say hello to everyone!" ”

Yang An smiled: "How are you in front of the computer and in front of the mobile phone?" I love you! Those spectators in the trees, please raise your hands and wave them so I can see you, okay? ”

Li Xintong laughed: "Yang An, the audience on the tree will fall down if they raise their hands." This is not your cross talk lecture hall, what song are you and Teacher Lu going to sing? ”

Yang An said: "Everyone knows that traffic jams are the most annoying, and I will sing a song "Song of the Five Rings" with Mr. Lu today and give it to all my friends who are stuck in traffic jams. I wish you all a happy day~"

The song of the five rings in traffic jams?

What the hell!

Isn't the Five Rings the Olympics?

The audience almost fainted, and Lin Ruoyu and Ah Mei burst out laughing.

The master also laughed straight, pointed to the radio and said: "This is Yang An's style of speaking, I really like to listen to him!" ”

It seemed that a few private cars next to him were also listening to this program, and they laughed out loud, and the sound came outside the car.

The traffic jam is like this, it's annoying, who doesn't want to arrive at the destination early, as soon as they heard Yang An and Lu Xun sing a song specially written for the traffic jam, everyone was full of inexplicable expectations. Several cars also deliberately rolled down their windows and turned up the sound loudly, making the traffic jam on the road lively like a music festival.

The music sounded so suddenly, Lu Xun's voice came out, and the RAP version of "Song of the Five Rings" made its debut in front of the public for the first time!

The people blocking the road all nodded frequently along with Lu Xun's rap, I just want to go to the fifth ring.

Ten seconds later, the style of painting changed!

A completely different singing voice suddenly appeared, and a "Ah~" shocked everyone's eyelids!

“……

Ah~~Five rings~~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring~~

Ah~~Five rings~~ You have one less ring than the sixth ring~~

……”

Ha ha!

The taxi driver couldn't hold back. laughed: "Yang An! Definitely he was singing, I could hear his voice! ”

"! Who's this? ”

"What a sound! Did you go on a stand? ”

"Hahahaha! Wuhuan ~~"

The same burst of laughter came from several cars next to it, and many people were chatting and laughing, shouting the five rings there.

Lin Ruoyu was confused by this song. Amei sneered and woke her up, just in time to hear Yang An singing "What to do if you repair to the seventh ring", Lin Ruoyu's heart was also full of endless questions, just like Lu Xun kept singing "What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do". Just wait to hear the next sentence announce the results!

“…… You have two more rings than the five rings~~"

Poof!

Lin Ruoyu didn't hold back, laughed out loud, and didn't care about her image at all.

Hahahaha!

The master didn't want to hold back a smile anymore. He laughed out loud, and didn't forget to smile and nod with his comrades in the car next to him, and everyone was amused by this nonsensical lyrics.

Traffic jams are no longer boring, accompanied by music and Yang An's singing, it seems that traffic jams have become a funny thing.

The melodic part of the song of the five rings is particularly simple, and when Yang An sang the second stanza, many people hummed along.

The same is true for Lin Ruoyu and Ah Mei, the two of them held back their laughter, and listened to Yang An humming there, and their minds actually made up the scene of Yang An singing in costumes.

You can't see the expression in the airwaves, but the audience in the live broadcast room has a good eye, they are really laughing!

In the live broadcast room, Li Xintong sat on the edge and kept covering his mouth and laughing, Lu Xun sat in the middle with a serious microphone in charge of the rap part, Yang An stood on the other side, wearing a monitor headset on his head, and his two hands really made the posture of a pear garden play, the action was really in place, and the eyes were very ecstatic!

This is Liyuan's real kung fu, but Yang An has only learned a scratch of the surface, "Song of the Five Rings" He is responsible for being funny, and Lu Xun is responsible for pretending to be deep, the two are in great contrast, and the comedy effect is also the strongest.

After Yang An sang the second paragraph, it was Lu Xun's turn to rap part: "

…… How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains, but they prefer to go to the tiger mountains,

I know that the fifth ring is blocked, and this way home is not a one-way street.

Fortress, just fortress, hum, I'm not worried,

I haven't washed my car in my life, my car is not clean,

Ang~ How calm this cigarette looks,

The bitter smile here, spit out a sigh,

What else do you want to watch, obediently eating your pancakes in the car,

Hurry up and get on the fifth ring, because maybe the first to win,

I drove the car up the fifth ring,

Hurry up and drive the car up the fifth ring,

I don't care about anything, I just want to go to the fifth ring.

……”

Lu Xun's sense of rhythm is very good, and he sang this song with his own feelings, and many listeners who were stuck in traffic on the road had a lot of resonance after laughing. (To be continued.) )

PS: The third more is sent, and there is one later, asking for subscription, asking for rewards, asking for maintenance, all kinds of requests~