Chapter 1: My phone can pass through immortals
Zhuang Zheng, a junior at Nanbin Normal University, recently has ~щww~~lā
Actually, I still feel good in the morning, why? The goddess has an appointment.
It's annoying that the goddess has an appointment, so what if the goddess makes an appointment to release the goddess into the dove.
Damn thief, Zhuang Zheng bought an ice cream, and you stole the bicycle, how can Zhuang Zheng take the goddess for a ride.
What a bad thing, the goddess hugged herself and blew the wind on the riverside......
But now, hey! It's too wolf.
Forget it, let's go back, Zhuang Zheng can only accept the reality, but the goddess threw him a disdainful look, and then ...... There was no then, because the goddess summoned a BMW with a phone call, and it went away, leaving Zhuang Zheng in tears.
Don't think that's a failure, hehe. Grandpa Decay hasn't left yet.
After the goddess left, Zhuang Zheng was romantic along the river alone, which is also called joy in suffering, look at how optimistic this guy is.
No, there is an old woman in front of me who somehow fell crookedly, we are a good young man, aren't we, how can there be an old woman who falls to the ground and doesn't help, that's not Zhuang Zheng's personality.
Grandpa Decay, you really haven't left, how can you be retributed if you don't do good deeds.
Zhuang Zheng was indeed kind enough to "recruit" retribution, and the old woman helped her, and a few red tickets flew in her pocket. Could it be that what the news says is true, and the current old woman can't help it. Holding his empty wallet, Zhuang Zheng burst into tears again.
Forget it, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, so let's go back to sleep. Fortunately, the wallet was still there, Zhuang Zheng used the No. 11 bus, and was about to go back to school to hug the quilt and cry bitterly.
Bus No. 11 in Zhangzhou is still so crowded. Oops, I'm used to it anyway.
There was no one in the dormitory, and this sunspot went there to see the beauty again. Maybe it's watching a movie with your girlfriend, isn't it popular to watch movies with Vantone now?
"Go, go, I'm out of the game anyway." Zhuang Zheng looked at the empty dormitory and sighed.
"No, I have to let this kid come back and give some Pizza Hut to comfort and comfort my broken heart." Thinking of this, I quickly went to take out my mobile phone.
"Hey, where's my phone? WHAT ABOUT MY YELLOW MI NOTE2? "I searched my pockets and couldn't find my phone.
Big screen, big screen, thief's favorite. It's so silent to steal.
Today, the five elements lack gold and are destined to be ruined. It seems that when you go out in the future, you must worship the great god of time migration - anti-theft.
If you don't have money, you can help with Kuroko, and if you don't have a mobile phone, you will suffer. Now Zhuang Zheng has no money and no mobile phone.
It's useless to think about it, let's sleep, and wait for Kuroko to come back.
At 9 o'clock in the evening, Kuroko finally returned, with a satisfied face.
"Damn, this kid won't get what he wants! Watching a movie, I guess I saw the hotel." Looking at Kuroko's very hilarious expression, Zhuang Zheng directly slandered.
"Kuroko, you're back." Sticking his head out of the bed, Zhuang Zheng said hello to Kuroko quietly.
"Ya Dan, pretending to be garlic, people are scary and scared to death, you are sick from the quilt so early."
"I'm really sick, Kuroko, help me, I'm possessed by the god of decay."
"Possessed by the declining gods, damn, you are really sick, and the illness is not light, this must be cured."
"Okay, then lend me a little money, and I'll treat ......"
The two laughed for a while, and Kuroko knew that his brother was really possessed by the god of decay today, and he rushed to find him for any unlucky things.
Kuroko has a little money, after all, his father is a contractor, and he heard that he is still mixing well on Ludao, so it is not a big problem to Zhou Ji.
However, buying a mobile phone is not a small amount of money, so Zhuang Zheng can only find his mother, who makes himself unlucky.
"Mom, dear mom......"
"Stop, son, isn't the money bad again?" People say that knowing the son Mo Ruomu, there must be a solemn voice, and Zheng's mother knows that this kid must have spent all the money again.
"Hey, Mom, when did you learn fortune-telling with the old god stick of the god operator, this guess was right, but your son also lost his mobile phone."
"Lost your phone, and your father has a virtue, let's say, how much?"
"Mom, what's wrong, Dad lost his phone too!"
"It's not that he lost it, he ran back from the army the day before yesterday and said he wanted to buy a mobile phone. When asked what was going on, he said that he forgot to put away his mobile phone when he was training with the recruits, and ended up soaking in muddy water for a day. “
"Haha, dad is really good, and I forgot about it. Mom, don't be angry, don't be angry, I'll pay attention next time. “
"Your father is looking for your Uncle Zhou to get the Huawei X87, do you want to ask your Uncle Zhou to bring you a copy too, anyway, he has to go for a walk in Bihu Park every day."
"X87, Mom, you're so great, that's comparable to Love Crazy 6."
With his mother's assurance, Zhuang Zheng was relieved. Throw back the love crazy 5s in your hand to the sunspot. Open your notebook and get ready to start writing your paper.
"Hey, I said pretending to be Comrade Garlic, what are you doing?"
"Don't make a noise, I'm writing a paper......"
"Yadan, you kid is really sick, you still write papers at what o'clock, you have to be cured."
"Damn, then why don't you sleep ......?"
"This is my sacred task, and the sky will fall if I don't complete it. So I have to work overtime, understand...... I haven't finished the quest at night......"
“……“
"Yadan, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and go online to help me make a copy, you kid is such a high-level number and waste it there, damn it."
", I'm going to sleep, double open by myself."
"Yadan, pretending to be garlic without conscience, I curse you to thunder tomorrow. Curse you for writing essays and finishing bad computer ......"
Ignoring the sunspots, while playing the game in both hands, he cursed and cursed with his mouth. Zhuang Zheng pulled the quilt and looked for Zhou Gong, no, it was Zhou Gong and his granddaughter who talked about life.
The next day, it was only 7 o'clock in the morning, and Zhuang Zheng and Kuroko were still in the bed. Needless to say, Kuroko didn't finish the copy until 2 o'clock in the morning, and he was still snoring at this time.
Zhuang Zheng had a nightmare last night, one moment the goddess yelled in front of him and others, and the other time he messed around on the mountain, and as a result, there were poisonous snakes everywhere he went. He was running, running, running until he woke up.
When I woke up before dawn, I slept again, and was chased by a snake again...... At this time, the phone rang, but it fell into the pile of snakes.
"Hey, no, isn't it true that my phone has been stolen, besides, this is the ringtone of Kuroko's mobile phone." Now Zhuang Zheng really woke up, and was really woken up by the ringtone of Kuroko playing the tune of H.
"Kuroko, throw away your broken phone. It's not dawn, and the undisciplined one is looking for you so early. Zhuang Zheng grabbed the book next to the bed and threw it to Kuroko.
"Eggs, garlic, ghost howl. Hey, it's your mother's phone. Kuroko was also woken up by the ringing of his cellphone. Half-open sleepy eyes looked at the caller ID, and then threw the phone to Zhuang Zheng.
"Ah ......" took Kuroko's mobile phone, and saw that the screen showed a big "Aunt Zheng", how did Zhuang Zheng feel that there was a smiling face on the phone laughing at him.
"Mom, my own mother, it's not dawn yet. Why are you calling so early?" The reluctant Zhuang Zheng answered the phone in a daze.
"I don't want my phone."
"A cell phone? What a mobile phone. Yes. "Zhuang Zheng's brain is turned on.
"Good morning, the great old dealer's ......" came as soon as he opened his mouth.
"All right, son, don't be poor. I told you Uncle Zhou last night. You wait for Uncle Zhou at the gate of Bihu Park around 8 o'clock, he will go there to do business today, and he will bring it to you. Remember, don't be late at eight......"
"Ou Ye, long live my mother." Zhuang Zheng, who got his wish, immediately opened the quilt and jumped up.
"Oops, my feet." It's a pity that the god of decay will probably have to surprise him before he leaves, Zhuang Zheng jumped and slipped directly from the bed - his foot was broken. As a result, a terrible howl immediately came from a dormitory of Nanbin Normal College.
Bihu Park is not far from Nanbin Normal University, and when Zhuang Zheng came to Bihu Park in a hurry, Uncle Zhou Junyi was already waiting for him at the gate.
"Oh, Uncle Zhou has kept you waiting for a long time. The bike was stolen yesterday and I used to run over. “
"Hehe, Xiao Zheng, it's okay that Uncle Zhou came early, na, here you go, this is the X87 that your mother explained."
"Thank you, Uncle Zhou, I'm leaving."
As soon as Zhuang Zheng got the mobile phone, he couldn't wait to slip away, looking at Zhuang Zheng's distant back, Zhou Junyi couldn't help but shake his head: "This little monkey has a virtuous ...... with his father when he was a child" Zhuang Zheng, who had coveted this mobile phone for several days, couldn't wait to run to a gazebo and unpacked it. Look at that virtue, this kid may have deliberately lost his phone.
Huawei X87 Flagship Edition, a new mobile phone released by Huawei Company a month ago.
6.0High-resolution curved screen,It is indeed a high-end atmosphere and a high grade,In the future, the goddess will be sowren,But it's a little capital。
As for the "love crazy" 6s all over the street, roll the calf while going. Anyway, I haven't used it, I don't know if it's good or not, but I can't afford it.
I like the abnormal Zhuang Zheng, turn on the computer as quickly as possible, and check the ......
"Yes, I said it's quack." It is estimated that it is to give customers free devices, and this X87 does not come pre-installed with many built-ins.
"I didn't buy a card, so let's download a WeChat first." The guy who was overwhelmed by the excitement forgot that he didn't have a card, and there was no wift nearby, how to download WeChat.
But sometimes it's so strange, without a card and no wift, this phone can be downloaded, and the download speed is very fast.
But at this moment, the sky with some dark clouds suddenly thundered, or near thunder, and the mobile phone seemed to be interfered with, and it was inexplicably shut down.
"On this June day, the child's face, forget it, go back to the dormitory and try again. If you accidentally thunder, it will be unpleasant. But it seems that the crow's beak of the sunspot almost worked again. Zhuang Zheng, who was not scared to death by this thunder, hurried back to school.
Zhuang Zheng, who hurried back to Nanbin Normal College, didn't pay attention, and at this time, the mobile phone in his backpack restarted again.
"Kuroko, you're in for a treat at noon today." When he returned to the dormitory, Zhuang Zheng called out to a sunspot who was buried in DT and fighting.
"Why, don't make a fuss, what about a copy?" Kuroko didn't look up, because he knew that this buddy had something to do.
"Because your brother Zhuang has a new mobile phone, the x87 of your dreams." Zhuang Zheng took out the x87 in his bag tightly.
", you have a new mobile phone to treat your brother, you are affecting my brother's mood. You have to ...... this copy before he could finish speaking, Kuroko, who realized something, couldn't care about the DT copy, quickly threw away the mouse, and jumped up to look at Zhuang Zheng.
"Take it, brother, take a look,, it's really x87" Seeing the brand-new mobile phone in Zhuang Zheng's hand, Kuroko's claws immediately flew over.
"It's still the flagship version, my mom! 3,000 old heads! Tell me honestly, did you kid make some windfalls? “
"My old mother bought it, how about it, mine is yours, you said this meal, is it reasonable to please?"
"Okay, I'll please, where to eat your ...... at noon" Before the words could be spoken, Kuroko immediately seemed to see a ghost. I just swallowed the words that followed.
"Holy! Have you eaten Xiang? Zhuang Zheng saw Kuroko like this. I also looked at the screen of my phone in wonder.
"I said pretending to be Comrade Garlic, are you a copycat? Is there such an Android operating system? “
"No, I've tried it on! Not such an operating system. Looking at the theme interface of the mobile phone, Zhuang Zheng was also very puzzled.
It turns out that at this time, the interface of the mobile phone is no longer the interface of Warwick's new machine, but a very classical fantasy auspicious cloud theme interface.
This theme is in addition to fluttering auspicious clouds. The background turned out to be a magnificent building, in the fluttering clouds, you can still vaguely see the plaque on the main hall, isn't it the Lingxiao Treasure Palace?
"Damn, the theme of the mobile phone is really getting more and more beautiful now. This auspicious cloud and this building are made like the real thing. Kuroko was amazed at the way the theme was presented, but she was amazed by the background.
"No,The interface wasn't like this when I first turned it on.,More importantly, the programs installed inside don't seem to be these names!"
Indeed, the names of several shortcuts on the desktop are also very mysterious.
From the top left corner of the screen to the bottom right corner, there are rows of large icons marked with text in order.
The first icon turned out to be a talisman seal, on which were written four small characters of "Thousands of Miles of Voice";
The second icon is the opening style of the ancient scroll, and there are also small characters in seal font on the scroll, and it is written "The Great World" when you look at it.
The third icon is...... This special tone is also too big, and on a pagoda icon is written "Lingxiao Hidden Scripture Pavilion".
The fourth icon is very modern, it should be WeChat, but the two green dialogues have become red, and the border has become a gossip style. I put up with it, as long as Tengyan Company doesn't sue.
Okay,You're going to have a big mouth.,We're still putting up with it.,It's also in line with the theme color, isn't it?,But the fifth icon is not calm.,Front.
The icons are all colored, and from the fifth onwards they are either black and white or vague.
The fifth icon is clear to people.,Although it's black and white, the small seal on it clearly says "Thousands of Doors".,What does it mean?,The sunspot who has always owed his hand couldn't help but poke.,But there was no reaction at all.。
Is this special decoration? The sunspot who didn't believe in evil hurriedly clicked a few colorful icons, but there was no reaction at all.
The sunspot with a black line looked at Zhuang Zheng: "I said pretending to be Comrade Garlic, why don't you use a model to trick me?" “
"Impossible, I downloaded WeChat in Bihu Park just now." Quickly snatched the phone from the sunspot and took a look, except for the different theme interface, the phone is still the same phone.
"What, a lie, this lie is too naked! I asked you to pretend to be Comrade Garlic, did you have a card on your mobile phone? No, then let me ask you again, does Bihu Park have wifi network? Still no, so what signal do you use to download ......?"
"That's true, but I'm not lying today. If it hadn't been for the sudden thunder, I would have used WeChat a long time ago. “
"You said it thundered, lying will thunder, forget it, the matter of the copy will not be with you, but you hurt my fragile heart, hurry up and turn left at the school gate, and you will win the guest pizza to comfort me." After saying that, Kuroko stopped paying attention to Zhuang Zheng. Continued his DT copy went.
took this water-dropped mobile phone, Zhuang Zheng was also puzzled. Since you can't figure it out? Then think about his sister. I put my phone in my pocket and went out.
But as soon as I walked near the library, the mobile phone in my pocket suddenly vibrate. Ignore it, it should be an illusion? But less than two seconds later, the phone vibrated twice in a row.
"What the hell? No card, no signal, and still information?" The curious Zhuang Zheng had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and take a look.
I didn't click the unlock button, and the phone was automatically turned on when I took it out, only to see that the only WeChat icon without text was constantly flashing.
Zhuang Zheng hurriedly clicked on the icon, hey, the interface can be opened! What the hell is Kuroko doing, how can you say that it can't be used?
But when the interface opened, Zhuang Zheng looked at the content inside, but was stunned.
Zhuang Zheng clicked on this strange WeChat interface. At first, it is like a calm lake. Suddenly, a circle of ripples spread outward. A hazy scene appeared in the ripples. First of all, there is the fairy fog Liao Liao, and a fairy mountain is faintly from far and near.
When the fairy mist dissipated, the gorgeous Taoist building, the green tiles and red pillars were surrounded by a lush spiritual grass and fairy trees.
The gaze keeps getting closer. In front of the building, there is a bluestone square in the style of gossip. The square is surrounded by auspicious clouds, when the auspicious clouds slowly fade away, Zhuang Zheng saw a child-faced crane-haired, kind old Taoist priest, oh, no, it should be the old immortal is smiling at Zhuang Zheng.
"This video is too real! This can't be the trailer for a blockbuster, right? “
But before Zhuang Zheng recalled which movie trailer this was, he saw the old immortal, looking at Zhuang Zheng, waving the dust in his hand, and then saluting again: "Poor Bodhi, fortunately little brother, reasonable"
"What the hell? ohno! What is the situation? Is this old Taoist priest talking to me? Also Bodhi! Boy, I'm not Sun Wukong. Or is this an opening scene for which game? Zhuang Zheng, who was confused, had to touch his nose.
"Little brother, don't be surprised, Poor Dao is indeed talking to you." Na Bodhi seemed to be able to see what Zhuang Zheng was thinking at this time.
"Oops! Oh my god! Are you a real person? Are you really talking to me?" Seeing that the other party was really talking in real time, this directly frightened Zhuang Zheng.
"Yes, Poor Dao is indeed talking to the little brother." Na Bodhi looked at Zhuang Zheng's stupid appearance and smiled.
"That'...... That...... So it's true that your background behind you is also true?"
"Exactly, behind the poor road is the Humble House Fangcun Mountain. The place of cultivation is not in the eyes of the little brother. “
"It's also a humble house, is this a group of mountain villas?" Zhuang Zheng muttered quietly.
"Then I don't know if this Taoist chief is looking for a little brother, no, boy, oh no, what's going on down there!" Zhuang Zheng can't speak now.
"Little brother, don't panic, please listen to the poor Dao carefully......" The old Bodhi Dao waved the dust again. Then the intention of the future carefully sue sù Zhuang Zheng.
It turns out that this Bodhi is indeed an immortal. The plane he is in should be called the Immortal Realm.
Tens of millions of years ago, the earth was actually a planet in the immortal family, but a catastrophe hundreds of millions of years ago, a planet called Shui Lingxing, which originally belonged to the jurisdiction of the immortal world, was sucked away by a huge spatial rift in this catastrophe, and there has been no news so far.
Originally, this was not a big deal, but this Water Spirit Star was the birthplace of the "Jade Emperor Clan", the master of the fairy world. Although the earth leaves the land of the fairy world, it will lose its spiritual root, and after these hundreds of millions of years, it will definitely have no spiritual energy. But this Water Spirit Star still seals the Kaiyuan Cave Mansion of many immortal families. Therefore, in the past hundreds of millions of years, all the immortal heads in the fairy world have also shown their magical powers, opening countless dimensional spaces, intending to find this water spirit star, but in the end, all their previous efforts have been wasted.
Until recently, this Bodhi Patriarch, controlling the fairyland, broke through a spatial fog, and coincidentally at the end of this spatial fog, he actually peeked a trace of the disappearance of the water spirit star back then.
It's a pity that although the Bodhi Patriarch's mana is strong, if he wants to break this spatial barrier, the Dharma Body goes directly to the plane where the Water Spirit Star is located, but there is still nothing he can do.
In desperation, this Bodhi Patriarch also sent a wisp of divine thought to this water spirit star, that is, the earth, for half a year, and finally let him find out most of the current situation on the earth.
The Bodhi Patriarch told Sù Zhuang Zheng that because the aura of the earth has been lost, the path of a unique technological planet has been developed, which is not surprising in the fairy world, because in the thousands of worlds under the jurisdiction of the fairy world, there are also many people who are on the road of science and technology, but in the fairy world where cultivation is the mainstream, the technology developed by those planets that cannot be cultivated is completely different from that of the earth.
Therefore, this Bodhi Patriarch used the communication software in circulation in the fairy world combined with the magic circle he developed, and randomly transmitted it to the plane of the earth in the morning.
In other words, the mobile phone in Zhuang Zheng's hand will be the only tool for the earth to connect with the fairy world in the future.
"Then do these functions need immortal magic to use, I don't know that."
"The little brother is smart, and the poor Dao knows it, as the little brother said, the immortal system transmitted by the poor Dao, if there is no strong mana, it is indeed unusable."
"Uh, then this old Taoist priest, isn't this thing you made just chicken ribs? Where on earth are there people with profound powers? "After knowing that this Bodhi couldn't come to the earth, Zhuang Zheng didn't like him very much.