Chapter 1105: The Gall of the Dragon Carp
"Medicine King Grandma Sima Lan! When did you get back? A voice came.
Sima Lan immediately let go of his hand, covered his face, and said angrily: "It's not me!" Not me! You recognized the wrong person, I'm not Sima Lan! ”
"Uh, who else but you can have such a big pair......" The owner of the voice seemed to swallow his saliva, "Senior Sima, why did you suddenly come out of the lake?" You're scaring my fish away! ”
'Oh, who is this grandson?' Just by the pair in front of the pinnacle wave chest, I can recognize that it is her, and she is a master! Lin Xing looked curiously at the source of the voice.
'Uh...... Xinglin Yijun??? He immediately recognized who the bald little old man on the shore was holding a fishing rod and watching Sima Lan swallow spit.
Big vests, big pants, flip-flops, big fans...... This familiar style...... Isn't he the grandfather of Freckles and Wenlong, Xinglin Yijun!
It was he who brought himself into the back mountain of the Wen family and taught himself the nine needles of Fuxi!
'Oops! The old people meet and hug first! Lin Xing was a little excited, and ran to the shore while stepping on the water.
"Holy! A transparent monster with green eyes!! Xinglin Yijun smashed the fishing rod and jumped back a long way.
"Old man Wen!" Sima Lan, who reacted, covered his face and looked around, and saw that there was no one else by the lake, so he shouted in a suppressed voice: "You come here!" ”
"Senior Sima Lan, come up quickly, there are monsters in the lake!" Xinglin Yijun's exaggerated jumping foot.
"Shut up! Calm down! Sima Lan carried the power to cover the sea, rushed over on the waves, and raised a puff of water on his face, looked around, and asked, "You are alone here?" ”
"Senior, today is the day when Fuyun Pavilion is open, those guys all want to be hidden immortals, and they all ran to hit the luck, only the juniors dreamed of eating sweet and sour fish last night, so ...... Oh! The monster is behind you! ”
Sima Lan glanced back at the green-eyed monster that came to the shore, wanted to cry without tears, found the right direction, grabbed his neck again and shook and said, "Bastard boy, you killed me!" ”
'it! If it weren't for Lao Tzu's help, you would have been slapped to death by the big sashimi with your tail! Are you unreasonable?!! Lin Xing sat on the ground and died of grievance.
He finally understood the reason why the light bulb was marked with "Do not put it in the mouth!!
That green 'light bulb' can't be pulled out no matter how much he pulls it out now!
Fortunately, others can't see him, otherwise he would have lost his life!
"Could this be the new variety of Heavenly Spirit Earth Treasure that the predecessor recovered after the Nether? Congratulations to the seniors! "Xinglin Yijun is in some ways simply pulled out of the same mold as his great-grandson Wenlong.
Sima Lan looked around again and muttered, "It turns out that the Three Realms Lake can really be converted. ”
"So powerful?" Xinglin Yijun's eyes widened.
Sima Lan turned to him and smiled coldly, grabbed his vest and brought it forward: "Old boy, the ancestor of your Wen family is the lake keeper assigned by the Hidden Immortal, are you still pretending?" Then pretend to be a deity and pull out all the rest of your hair! ”
"Holy! Which bastard told you such a big secret? ”
'It's a big cut! ’
"It's your great-grandson!" Sima Lan became a little arrogant after seeing the situation around him clearly, "Don't ask anything now, don't say anything, hurry up and take us to your lair for a while!" ”
"You guys?" Xinglin Yijun was stunned for a moment, and turned her head to look at the green one-eyed monster behind her.
"Old boy, don't pretend to be confused, this stinky boy is your heir in the secular world! You still pretend you don't know him? Looking for a fight? ”
"Heirs ???" Xinglin Yijun unconsciously shook the pu fan, "I have only passed on the nine needles of Fuxi to one person...... Damn, did that kid go astray and become an evil cultivator? Evil cultivators shouldn't be so ugly, right? ”
Lin Xing was about to go crazy, "Lao Tzu is a cultivator, everyone can see it...... It seems that no one can see that Lao Tzu is gagged by a green light bulb...... How to break? Ideas come out first! Ah! I'll go! How is it bitter? Bulbs? ’
'It's so bitter! ’
Feeling that the green 'light bulb' began to melt, Lin Xing felt that his mouth was full of bitterness and unbearable, and he rolled on the ground.
After Sima Lan went ashore, he gradually calmed down, did he admit the wrong 'leg' and take the initiative to help him masturbate...... This kid was half swallowed by a fish at the time, how can I blame him?
At this moment, Sima Lan also had a balance in his mind.
At one end of the scales sat her husband Nalan Hauge cross-legged, and at the other end sat a one-eyed transparent monster......
After returning to the Heavenly Dao, Sima Lan immediately decided: I am in charge of my territory, as if nothing happened before, whoever says to go out and kill whom! Master...... Lan'er's life is miserable...... It's all forced to do something...... Forgive me...... Forget it, it didn't happen at all, and the previous qiē was all my dream.
"Take us to your lair!!"
"Leave immediately!" Xinglin Yijun left the Three Realms Lake with a person in panic, carrying a transparent and constantly fluttering 'monster'.
Inside the thatched house, Xinglin Yijun stared at the 'monster', "You said you are Lin Xing?" ”
'Green Eyes' shook up and down.
"You said you had cultivated the Five Elements Clone?"
'Green Eyes' shook again.
"Senior Sima, is what he said reliable?"
"Don't ask me anything, just get his eyes ...... Get that thing out of his mouth! ”
'Bitter! Lin Xing wrote a large character on the ground with a tree branch.
Xinglin Yijun ran out of the thatched house, and after a while, he ran back with a charcoal fire tongs, "Open your mouth, ah......"
'Wow...... Lin Xing tried to open his mouth to the maximum.
Xinglin Yijun carefully took the fire tongs and clamped it towards the 'green bulb'......
"Holy! Why did it disappear all of a sudden? Xinglin Yijun sat on the ground. The moment the tongs touched the 'light bulb', the 'light bulb' disappeared!
Lin Xing's Five Elements clone was already speechless, and he was even more speechless at the moment, because he felt that the green luminous body burst open with a 'bang', and his mouth was full, and it was swimming in all corners of his body at a flying speed.
In other words, he now feels that every cell is bitter, and of course, the Five Elements clone has no cells, and it is bitter anyway.
'Why is this happening?' A crooked line of words appeared on the ground.
"I'll flip through the books first." Xinglin Yijun dropped the tongs and flew into the pile of classics that occupied two-thirds of the thatched house.
After a long time, Xinglin Yijun came out of the messy scroll and stared at the dark red snail (the green light bulb was gone, he and Sima Lan could only use the big snail as a benchmark to identify Lin Xing's position): "Boy, the book says that what you just ate is probably the bitter gall of the seven-colored dragon carp!" ”
'Just point and say, what will happen if you eat it?' Lin Xing simply wrote down a few words.
"I don't know." Xinglin Yijun answered him simply with three words.