System: What does it feel like to hand in a blank sheet?

Xiao He: "Confused ......"

In a daze, he watched as he had the last ten minutes, but he had only done the first assembly question. I'm going to die anyway, so let's just get some sleep.

Xiao He thought that he would definitely not be able to sleep in the college entrance examination now, but he just fell asleep.

"Knock knock." The invigilator knocked on the table, and Xiao He woke up. The invigilator took away the paper, saw the large and neat blank space on the answer sheet, and sighed angrily.

Xiao He was extremely ashamed. The system is deeply sympathetic.

"What do you eat at night?" Xiao He flattened his mouth.

"You've just got a zero on the test." The system was speechless.

Walking out of the examination room, several classmates who knew the original owner came over and wanted to answer with Xiao He: "Learn God, learn God, how to do that question?"

"Learn, we have an answer, right?"

Xiao He blushed and said, "I won't."

"Who wouldn't believe you? You're sure to get a perfect score again. ”

One boy said jealously, "God forbid, you failed the exam."

Xiao He glanced at the boy and felt very unhappy: "I didn't offend you."

"Who gave you a perfect score every time? Hate to die. ”

……

Original owner, I'm sorry for you, I'd better go and die.

"You're really going to die." The system rolled its eyes.

"I can't be blamed for that. I've long forgotten about the knowledge of high school. I'm an actor, I don't read the script, do I study "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" every day? ”

The system said from afar: "People who really love learning will not throw away just as soon as they finish the exam."

Xiao He: I'm sorry, I don't love learning, I love money.

After the math test, I can't go home to rest. After handing over the test cards to the class teacher for safekeeping, the students were quickly driven into the classroom to memorize English in preparation for the English test tomorrow morning.

Xiao He has filmed several times abroad and is afraid of losing the face of the flower country, so he has practiced English hard, and these topics are very simple for him. But simplicity doesn't mean he can get it right, so he took a closer look at the grammar and remembered how he did it in the first place.

It's been three years like a nightmare.,Although I've forgotten what I learned at the beginning.,But the skills that the teacher said are still in the depths of my mind.。 As long as you blow gently, the surface of the water will ripple and not be calm.

In the evening, the meal in the cafeteria was paid separately, and the school specially prepared hearty ingredients for their senior high school students. It's actually still that unpalatable. A lot of money doesn't change the fact that it's not of good quality.

At this time, Xiao He was unhappy that he had zero eggs in the afternoon math test. I didn't eat much for dinner, so I couldn't eat.

I grabbed a popsicle and ate it as I walked, while recalling the English grammar I had read in the afternoon. Back in the classroom, the students are correcting the answers, although the teacher has strictly forbidden the correct answers, because it will affect the next performance, but there are always a few confident people who like to get the answers right. But then again, these confident and even conceited people who like to get the answer right, in general, will do well. People who don't have faith don't do that.

Xiao He sometimes feels that they are selfish. Because those who didn't do well in the test will only be more nervous about the answer when they hear it. For example, now:

"Xiao He, what did you write in the 14th fill-in-the-blank question? I wrote 12 belch, I don't know if it's right, it doesn't feel that simple. ”

There are also a few others who echoed themselves and wrote 12.

Hehe. "I wrote 1." Xiao He casually said nonsense.

"Ah, then I must be wrong, you actually wrote 1." The girl sighed, but her expression was very proud, "Xiao He, how did you calculate, I calculated it several times and it was 12, you must have miscalculated." ”

Boring, little kid's trick. When the homeroom teacher came in, the students rushed back to their places and pretended to memorize the words. Finally stayed up until the end of the evening self-study, Xiao He packed his schoolbag and slowly returned to the original owner's home.

The original owner's mother is a junior? It can't be said that she is just attached to the rich man to live. Her daughter also inherited this profession from her.

"Coming back?" The original owner's sister came over, "How did you do in the exam?" ”

"Boom." Xiao He's bitter gourd face.

"What's that look on your face? You must have got a perfect score again, right? It's my brother, so smart. I've made you a supper, would you like to eat some? ”

"Boom...... Well? Supper? Eat! ”

Xiao He played with his mobile phone and nibbled on potato chips. The fish soup was cold on the table. The original owner's sister gnawed on the pig's trotters there: "Don't you give me face like this?" The soup was not drunk. ”

"It's fishy. Can't drink it. Xiao He continued to play with his mobile phone without raising his head.

"Okay." The original owner's sister pursed her lips and continued to gnaw on the pig's trotters.

Xiao He brushed and swiped, and saw the first hot search on WB, which was actually the original owner's sister.

He quickly clicked in, still muttering: "Why are you on the hot search?" A sudden excitement in my mind reminded me of the relationship between the original owner's sister and a popular little fresh meat.

"No, it won't." Xiao He said in disbelief while looking at the hot search. Sure enough, it was the original owner's sister who had a relationship with that little fresh meat that broke out. But the first one to break out was herself, Xiao He automatically filtered the non-mainstream sad spring and sad words, and translated them into human words, the main thing is that after dating for so many years, you suddenly dumped me, don't want others, people are so sad, sad and painful......

Xiao He shivered and looked at the woman at the table who was munching on pig's trotters. In a sincere tone, he said, "Be careful, don't open your mouth so wide." I'm worried about your jaw dropping. ”

“…… Die. ”

Xiao He looked at the dog's blood quietly, and reached out to take a pig's trotter and gnawed it.

Coco, the original owner's sister, worried, "There's still an exam tomorrow, right?" Is it really good to eat something so greasy? What should I do if I get upset with my stomach? ”

"Want to eat...... Wow, it's delicious, I love pig's trotters. Xiao He licked his greasy paw, and continued to scroll through Weibo with the other paw, "Your space is full of belching scolding you?" Is that really good? ”

"Whatever."

"There's nothing wrong with that man."

"Whatever." Coco's tone was rather low, and Xiao He couldn't see what she wanted to do, but he also knew that she wasn't in a good mood. Also, any girl doesn't like to be pointed at her nose and scolded for bitch.

Before Xiao He went upstairs to sleep, Coco stopped him and asked, "Am I bitch?"

“…… Did you collect the money? ”

"No, they volunteered to give me those gifts, and I didn't force them." Little by little, Coco's face stinked into a pit stone.

"Anyway, the fact that they sleep with minors doesn't look like the fault of minors, I think they are seduction/rape."

Coco laughed, "When you say that, I feel like I'm a victim." But in the eyes of those people, I was a bitch. ”

Xiao He stammered, "I don't know how to say it, but ...... Don't do that in the future, okay? ”

Coco's face darkened suddenly: "Don't what? Spend their money? They did it of their own free will, and I didn't force them. Besides, who am I doing this? ”

Xiao He stared at Coco deeply and said, "...... I do not know. ”

Coco's face changed suddenly, he waved his hand pretending to be nonchalant, and smiled: "I'm sorry to make you nervous, don't think about these when you take the exam tomorrow." Take the exam well and come back with a top spot hahaha. ”

Xiao He said in despair, sounding extremely lost: "Then I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed." After all, he only scored 0 in math.

Xiao He slept early and slept well, and slept until Coco called him to wake up.

"Yesterday, that woman came back in the middle of the night, didn't make any noise to you, right?" Coco pouted in annoyance, "It's amazing that they're all getting older, and there are so many powerful men chasing after them." Xiao He noticed a hint of envy in Coco's eyes.

"Is it okay to eat duck eggs in the morning? What should I do if I take the duck eggs? Coco stopped Xiao He from taking duck eggs in the kitchen.

Xiao He thought, does it matter? Anyway, he doesn't eat duck eggs, and he didn't take the duck egg exam yesterday. And the duck eggs with porridge are the best.

Pull out all the yolks of the duck eggs and set aside all the salty egg whites. Xiao He saw the egg butter flowing onto the eggshell, and licked it distressedly.

"Tsk." Coco took the duck protein in disgust, "I don't eat egg white, give it to me every time!" See what you do in the future? ”

"If you don't eat it, you just throw it away." Xiao He stuffed a mouthful of duck egg yolk wrapped in rice soup into his mouth, which was so beautiful that it could go to heaven.

"Waste." Coco pulled the egg whites into his bowl.

When Xiao He went to the classroom to assemble, Coco stuffed a few bags of duck tongues into his school bag: "Give you a snack."

The original owner seems to like eating duck tongue very much, but Xiao He doesn't like it. Duck tongue or something, kissing/kissing a duck? However, he still frowned and took it: "Thank you very much, Mo Mo Da (*-′╰╯'-)-"

Coco frowned, swept over, and said angrily, "You are big."