Hung up Zhen Wenyao's phone, I hugged Meow Mi who had become a cat back to the bedroom, and I suddenly had a delusion - she was still well-behaved when Meow Mi was a cat - at least she wouldn't scold me for being perverted when she was a cat. A cat that doesn't scold its owner for being perverted is a good cat! Although it is indeed a moral and legal deficiency with pets, everyone must understand! Long live understanding!

As soon as I entered the bedroom door, the fat man knelt down with me: "Big brother! I was wrong! Please let it go! ”

I sat on the bench with a golden knife and asked murderously, "Give me a reason to let you go!" ”

"I can trade PY with you!" The fat man said with a resolute face.

I subconsciously moved the stool back: "Get out!" Just your PY, the oil is thick and thick, how far and how far to roll! ”

"Boss, you're underestimating me! I think that back then, my fat man Wen Neng lifted the pen to set Lori, Wu Neng got on the horse to marry the wife, and he could bully and suppress Zhengtai when he entered, and he could raise his buttocks to meet the crowd when he retreated. That's called a suave man, stealing jade and stealing incense, how can he be chic? As soon as I swept away a thousand armies, the widow opened the door; I'm an old tree with roots, and the special service is free! If you want to trust me, I will wrap you in the sunrise! The fat man said sincerely: "Look! Innocence is written all over my face! ”

"! Why are you writing innocence all over your face? It's like a ghost! I said indignantly: "The fat man has been waiting in the dormitory for a long time, he must already know what the fate of waiting for me to come back and wait for him, he must hold the throat of fate, defeat fate, he will counterattack!"

Routine! It's all a routine! There is no road in the world, and when there are more people walking, it will be a routine! The city is full of routines, I want to go back to the countryside!

Looking at the fat man's chubby face, I sighed and said, "I need a reason, why betray me?" ”

The fat man said with a sigh: "I'm sorry I'm undercover"

"Why don't you say you still want to be a good person? You've watched too much of "Infernal Affairs"! Hurry up! Confess strictly, resist even stricter! I kicked the fat man over the bench and said angrily.

"Alas, alas! You can't blame me for this! You've been blacklisted from the mentor! She's just a student, and he's not happy that you're always missing! When I was talking to the director, the director mentioned you, and she directly asked me to withhold the news and prohibit it from reaching your ears. She said, this is revenge - if you have any questions, you can go to her at any time" The fat man said sadly: "Boss, the county official is better in charge now, people are mentors, or let's coax them once?" ”

"Hey? My little temper! Is the mentor male or female? I'm going to beat him halfway! Dare to yin me? I said angrily.

"Don't mind! It's a good teacher, you can't be disrespectful to the teacher, right? In Huaxia, the relationship between teachers and students is like that of parents, how can you still work hard with your parents? The fat man said bitterly.

"I'm going to put up with that?" I said depressedly.

The fat man spread his hands and said, "Bear with me? Come on, come on, read it with me, when I was a child, when I was angry, I watched the "Song of No Anger" on the wall, which was especially useful--

Life is like a play, because of fate, we get together?

It's not easy to help each other grow old, should we cherish it more?

Why bother to lose your temper over trivial things, and then think about it?

I'm not angry when others are angry, but there is no one to replace me when I'm angry?

If I am angry, who is happy, and it hurts my spirits and it takes a lot of effort?

Go out and take care of things less, go early and return early to worry less"

"Fuck off! Roll as far as you want! And with the brainwashing! You're very knowledgeable! Open your mouth and set it up! I won't listen to you anymore! You tell me the mentor of Naraushzi, and you don't mess with me in the future, and it's not something she can afford to provoke me a few times," I said, waving my hand.

The fat man sighed as if he was about to be amnestied, and finally escaped death, and the fat man was also impressed by his wit. However, out of good intentions, the fat man had to explain some things: "Brother Meng, let's be a mentor, you don't mess with others, and you have a strong foundation, and you are a big cow in the education world." The scary thing about the world of education is not how high the status is, but the invisible network of relationships. If her family's network is spread out, it can kill you! The top families in the imperial capital didn't dare to mess with this aunt! When Zhen Wenyao was in the Imperial Capital University, he didn't dare to skip this aunt's class."

"Such a?" I took a breath and said, "The person I'm looking for is also quite capable, and can actually put me in her name?" It's not scientific! ”

The fat man continued: "It's quite unscientific! The tutor is a cold and arrogant person, she never agrees to things that go through the back door, and she will never agree without an excellent personal relationship It's strange that when she accepted me, half of it was because of Qin Hanlei and his father's ground, and half because I was the best literature student at Imperial Capital University. Coupled with her excellent results in the graduate school entrance examination, she was included in the door wall. When I had an accident, if she hadn't helped me carry it, I would have been swept out of the door of Imperial Capital University long ago! ”

"So I've offended a strongman?" I said depressedly.

The fat man picked up his stool and sat up and said, "Who says it's not?" Tomorrow, go downstairs and break a few wattles and carry them over, and take the blame! You can't afford to play with others in the land of Imperial Capital University! ”

I touched my chin: "Don't do it!" Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! I have a stubborn hard temper! Let the storm come harder! ”

The fat man almost stuck his head on the ground: "Okay! You cow 13! I don't care about you anymore! With that, he turned his chair and turned on the computer to play the game.

After a while, the elegant mobile phone ringtone of "Didi Didi" came, and I shouted to the fat man with the headphones buttoned: "Fat! Phone! ”

The fat man didn't have time to take care of the phone, turned on the speakerphone button and said, "Hey? What's the matter? ”

A delicate call came from the phone: "Husband~ It's someone else!" What are you doing? ”

"Playing games in the dorm? Why? The fat man said coldly.

"Oops! Still playing that game in the dorm! What's so fun about the game! Why don't you play with me! "The delicate girl has a lot of charm.

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood - fat man, this girlfriend is really Nima! That's what I said! Reasonable, well-founded and responsible! No faults, no blemishes! It looks like a fat man's reaction is very flat.

Hey, I'll go! It turns out that the fat man is the hidden saint of extreme love! Even if you hide in the bedroom to play games, there are beautiful women who call to make an appointment, this is really no one!

The fat man continued to be indifferent, crackling on the keyboard to control the character's position: "Don't beat around the bend, there is something to say!" ”

"Or do you know the Lun family!" The delicate girl snorted: "Husband! I've got my eye on a Prada bag! Look good! Would you like to buy it for me? The bag is a good match for me! I'll show you back! Sure enough, the picture was poor, and the girl opened her mouth to have a bag

The fat man's face was expressionless, and he grinned: "Buy!" ”

"Mu Wow! Husband, you're so nice! I don't want to stay in the dorm! Let's go out and live! The environment of the apartment along the river is good! One square meter is only 40,000! It's still a fully enclosed community! I want a love nest for both of us! "Wow! I want a house! It's horrible!

The fat man grinned and said, "Okay, buy it!" ”

"I also want the Beetle Lady sedan! It's not comfortable to sit in your car all the time! The girl snorted.

"Buy, buy, buy, anything else?" The fat man said calmly.

"It's gone! Husband, I love you to death! People are waiting for you! The girl said happily, and I could hear her cheers over the phone.

The fat man pulled out a hand and hung up the phone, and then continued to fight the dungeon.

I was puzzled and asked, "Where did you get the money?" Except for the computer and peripherals, you don't look like a rich second generation at all! ”

"Does it have anything to do with me?" The fat man asked with an innocent expression.

I pointed to my phone and said, "Why is it okay?" The one you bought just now, the little three million went out! ”

The fat man glanced at the phone and said, "Oh, that's not mine, I picked it up, and I can't open the fingerprint lock, so I think about throwing it away!" I didn't expect to call! It turns out that the current mobile phone can answer the phone without unlocking it, good humanized design, saying that he escaped from his pocket a chicken and duck 1100, small body, metal shell, blue screen all show its aristocratic atmosphere.

The fat man said leisurely: "This is my mobile phone" (to be continued.) )